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The chaser Halimede T4T is like incest tweet has broken containment:
#heaven will be mine#hwbm#the responses are gold#people are scrolling through her account and still not realising it's a bit#this is the best thing I've seen in weeks#HalimedeMF
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Obsessed with the degrees to which james wilson is a messy bitch. Primps and preens himself whenever he realises his boy best friend is stalking / sabotaging / psychological-warfare-ing him. Slept with his terminal patient. Immedicable people pleaser. Chronic adulterer. Three ex wives. PROPOSED TO HIS GIRLFRIEND AT SOMEONE ELSE'S WEDDING? Fuck you doin in the oncology wing my boy. Psychiatric ward is on the left corner
#Soooooooooooo obsessed about him becos you see him and youre like “oh houses responsible friend who exasperatedly keeps him in check...”#Like resident pretty boy heart of gold heartthrob with an inclination to taking care of his poor tortured friend#Like as run of the mill as you can get#Then six seasons theyre stringing each other up in booby traps in their shared domestic apartment. Girl what the fuck#Like james wilson is not crazier than house i wld say but like 2me. Its not even something thats quantifiable#theyre so wildly unhinged in different ways#ITS SO CRAZY.................... BY BEING TOGETHER THEY MAKE THEMSELVES THE WORST AND BEST VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES ITS CRAZY#So many thots abt them........ going2 spend the rest of my life trying 2 get them down on paper#gregory house#james wilson#hilson#house md#johan being crazy about yaoi md
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And guilty I may be But don't give up on me In the wake of the Odyssey We will still be thick as thieves You and me, still thick as thieves
#desperate creatures#lyrics pulled from one of the many songs I associate with them via my four hour+ playlist. shinedown my beloved#also as usual I used this art as a reward for getting actual Responsibilities™ done#“spent an hour on Important Owed Art! time for some gay old men :)”#showed my mom and she doesn't know a thing about this show other than what I've splurged about... but she wants it on a shirt LOL#actually I'd really like some kind of print with it too. with the gold foil parts all shiny or holographic somehow? might look into it#good omens#good omens fanart#aziraphale x crowley#aziracrow#david tennant#ineffable spouses#michael sheen#screentone#angel wings#winged humanoid#feathered wings#PS I used a chain brush for aziraphale's robes#like heaven's bonds he's currently latched to
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Clockwork was powerful, but he was far from almighty. Some paths could not be altered, some worlds were beyond saving, but this…
As he picked up his grandson’s broken body, the child’s clock began to spin.
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Ignoring the pendant around his neck for a moment, Bruce looked at the world frozen around him. The last thing he saw was that damned alley behind the movie theater, but now he was in the manor. As he tried to adjust, a hooded figure melted out of the too-bright walls.
“Your assumptions are correct, detective. This is the end, but I come bearing cold comfort.”
“Who are you?” Bruce asked, weary but ready to fight.
“Your friend Diana would call me Kronos, but your son, Daniel, once called me Clockwork, then grandpa,” said Clockwork. “You don’t have to trust me, but you’ve loved them both. I just want to cushion the blow.”
“Explain,” Bruce demanded.
“Very well, but let’s go to your family.”
Clockwork led the way down to the cave, and Bruce followed begrudgingly. Several of the bats were huddled around the computer, with a few getting ready to head out. The screens showed the energy from Bruce’s final jump, all the way in that damned alley.
“Are they safe like this?” Bruce asked.
”No,” said Clockwork, “but it will be painless. When I restart time, you’ll only have a minute to speak. That will not be enough to evacuate.”
“Why not give me the hope then?”
“Bruce, I have already done something incredibly cruel in the name of kindness. If I gave you anything else—if I lied that there was a way out—you would waste the gift.” Clockwork shrank down to a child. “Daniel will know what happened one day, and I don’t want his hatred to extend beyond a few centuries.”
“Wait, Danny will survive this?”
“And only Daniel can,” Clockwork confirmed. “Leaving will hurt, but only a new lifetime could begin to heal what he’d already suffered.”
Before he could ask, a portal opened to several screens, and he could feel his heart break as everything played out: Danny’s original world and his first parents’ betrayal. The way that both Drake twins would’ve been stillborn without the swap. The nuclear war when he killed Joker—
“I’m sorry that Darkseid’s pact with Nergal delayed your friends. The worlds without a laughing magician almost always face excessive magical interference.”
“Then why not place Danny somewhere safer to begin with?” Bruce growled. “Why hurt him like this when my son’s already been through so much!”
“A laughing magician cannot be anticipated by the divine, and I…” Clockwork aged into an old man. “Bruce, I was a terrible father, but my little warden has me wrapped around his finger. I couldn’t risk him being banished or bound in a deal before he could advocate for himself.”
Bruce wanted to hate him for it. He wanted to hate the paranoid logic that would break Danny’s heart again and again. He wanted to tell his son the truth and hold him through the tears. He wanted to soothe the hurt himself. He wanted to hide it so that Danny never felt the blow.
He wanted, like any good parent, to keep his son safe and happy.
“You and I are far too alike,” Clockwork said bitterly. “Thank you for loving him. Thank you for refusing to forgive me.”
“So what now?” Bruce asked.
“I’m taking everything Daniel needs to the new timeline. His records, his things, and even the few articles. He acted like a ghost in public, so we can just slip him in.”
“There will be gaps,” Bruce stated.
“I will help bridge them,” Clockwork promised.
“And he’ll know about us?”
“There is no timeline where I attempt to keep the truth from Daniel and avoid him devouring my core,” Clockwork said.
“That isn’t a yes.”
“Though I would not begrudge him his vengeance, such a thing would make Daniel hate himself.” Clockwork smirked as he matched Bruce’s age. “That counts more than my word.”
“And where is Danny?”
“He had a headache, so he’s fast asleep upstairs.” Clockwork’s gaze softened. “He’s going to wake up in a world where no one remembers him, but everyone he loves here is alive and well.”
“And you’ll show him this one day?”
“I promise. He will know as soon as it will not destroy him.”
Bruce took a shakey breath and walked until he was halfway between both groups. He hadn’t bothered dealing with the tears until now, but he wanted to see them. He wanted…
“Will any of us join him?” Bruce croaked.
Clockwork hesitated.
“Ectoplasmic ghosts form when the soul condenses under pressure. If I tell you the truth, either anguish or relief will damn you. I’m sorry.”
Bruce wanted to push, but just this once…
“Do it.”
#ANGST#main character death#dp x dc#ebony writes the thing#dp x dc prompt#dc x dp#dc x dp prompt#round robin#I wrote this in response to another fic prompt. but I liked it so much. I had to make it its own thing#Drake twin AU#go for gold people 👀
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in the lonely hearts club job leverage asks the question "does romantic love exist?" and answers it by having eliot buy parker a venus fly trap on hardison's behalf, expecting no recognition and revealing eliot remembers a throwaway comment parker made on their second job together.
we all know this.
but was anybody going to tell me hardison already had a browser window open looking for restaurants to buy eliot in portland in response at the start of the episode immediately after that? or was i supposed to figure it out on a rewatch all by myself?!
#leverage#leverage ot3#eliot spencer#eliot#hardison#alec hardison#parker#ot3#leverage posting#jam posts#AND TO BE PERFECTLY CLEAR. I *CALLED* THE BREW PUB AS A RESPONSE TO THE VENUS FLY TRAP IN MY NOTES. THE PHYSICAL NOTES I TAKE#WHENEVER I WATCH LEVERAGE. I JUST DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS THIS IMMEDIATE#my notes literally go girls/boys night out job 'parker is the only one playing 4d relationship chess so far. when does hardison join in &#what makes parker sure enough to push eliot more or is it just inevitable eliot's a part of the relationship conversation p&h have btween#seasons?' and then the lonely hearts job immediately afterwards is like. romantiv love exists. look at this very meaningful gesture eliot#made on hardison's behalf. answering the how does hardison clue in and what makes p&h confident enough to push question at the exact same#time. and then in the gold job. 'portland restaurants'. being searched. i swear to god.
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jason's lazarus pit was golden jason's lazarus pit was golden jasonslazaruspitwasgolden jason's lazarus pit was golden JASON'S LAZARUS PIT WAS GOLDEN
AND PIT MADNESS IS *NOTHING*
#can't you read the TWO universally accepted good jason stories#(utrh and lost days)#they're good jason's there. the pit? gold. the madness? NOT FUCKING REAL#your story? WORSE FOR NOT KNOWING THIS#talking to the void#my thoughts#fandom nonsense#dc comics#jason todd#before someone comes at me about how people can write what they want and canon isn't sacred and blah blah#yeah i know. you'll notice I'm ranting about this in my personal blog! instead of leaving it in someone's inbox!#in my personal blog i can say express my own opinions!#and my own opinion is that the pit madness trope SUCKS and if you use it your jason writing is BAD#and also at this point I've developed a violent pavlovian response to the word ''green'' but that's neither here nor there#bitter lau tag#dc#dc thoughts
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Realistically, Spam, what could you Give us? Nothing physical. If it makes you feel better to think of your company as a commodity we want to 'buy' from you... cant stop ya.
But for me - I genuinely want to get to know you! Be friendly, if not friends. I think you're cool. I wanna know more about you. Like what's your favorite color?
#spamton#[you've got mail!]#spamton g spamton#deltarune#deltarune spamton#deltarune chapter 2#hjgntfdrsaeedrfgthjmuhfgdffhn#that final question at the end was gold perfect setup for this response#ty anon mwah /p#ouehehehhhhehehhe#im going straight to bed im eepy
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Favourite stsg moments: JJK S2 Opening
#I meant for this to be like... a few pictures but it's impossible to choose bc this season is just stsg gold#and I took over 100 screenshots from the first episode alone so#here we are#they're making me feral and I can't be held responsible for what I do in this state#stsg#satosugu#gojo satoru#gojo#geto suguru#geto#jjk#jjk s2#jjk s2 spoilers#jjk s2 opening#jujutsu kaisen season 2 spoilers#jujutsu kaisen season 2#jujutsu kaisen
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i love how ted shows up once and goes "yeah booster thinks in esperanto" once and then thats never again mentioned or elaborated on
#like wdym. i feel like itd be kinda important to elaborate on the fact that boosters first language is implied to not be english#its never brought up again ever after that one time#and its not even like a joke line either beas like “i may speak english but i think in portuguese”#and ted in response to that just goes “yeah booster thinks in esperanto but thats not particularly helpful here”#michael jon carter#booster gold#dc comics
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have you ever heard of will wood
WILL WOOD……
SURE DO, KID! I MADE A DEAL WITH HIM ONCE!
#buy gold#while thinking up the response I had the thought doesn’t Will Wood sound like an alternate bill name#I mean Silas Birchtree. Will. Bill. Wood. Tree. You see#bill cipher#gravity falls
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godforbid nesta had been ace I think cassian/rhys might have just straight killed her
#idk if I’d ever made a post like this before but I felt the need to say it again#ik it isn’t something sjm would ever even contemplate but like honestly think about it#if they couldn’t control her through sex with cassian what then?? what was their plan if forcing her into living with him didn’t work??#anti rhysand#anti cassian#anti sjm#pro nesta#as a sex neutral ace this series is so unserious to me like I’m side eyeing the allos hardcore#like my first and only response would be okay and??#gold talks.tag
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ska-BLAM!!!
#i am absolutely IN LOVE with the blue ringed octoling ;_;#and yoko is responsible for such iconic songs with her wild trumpet solos#their ship should be called YokoOcto#the little blind jelly fish with glasses is aroace#my art#splatoon 3#illustration#splatoon#yoko and the gold bazookas
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Would Gojo and Geto prepare to dress their darling in feminine clothes that give them easy access to her? :>
Oh fucking hell would they ever!
They already like the way she styles her clothes and outfits, so that's not a problem for either of them, but what they do take issue with is seeing how cheap and crappy the quality is.
Both of them know it's not her fault, since the pieces she has are all she could ever afford, but it still bothers them to see her wearing over washed cotton and tacky polyester. So I imagine that whenever they all go out shopping together, they somehow always end up convincing her to let them buy her some sort of article of clothing; a nice new top for an already sabotaged job interview she has coming up, a new pair of jeans so they can better admire her ass whenever she bends over or has her back to them, a new coat because her old one is worn out and not up to par for the bitter Tokyo cold, or even just a few new pairs of cashmere socks because her feet are always so cold.
But both of them especially love it when she wears skirts and dresses.
Suguru has a particular fantasy that involves her riding his cock in the driver's seat of his car; leaning the seat back and grabbing her ass so he can bounce her back and forth while she grips his shoulders and tries her best to hang on while he tops her from the bottom, and afterwards, when he's finished blowing his load inside of her, he wants to take her soiled panties and let her go the rest of day with his cum leaking out and smearing over her bare thighs.
Meanwhile, Satoru is fond of the prospect of having her warm his cock in a public setting; taking her somewhere like the beach or a park and having her sit on his lap with his cock buried inside of her tight pussy while he lazily reads a book to her. To anyone watching, it would look like nothing more than a happy couple enjoying a day out together while showing a little PDA, with none of them ever knowing that beneath her flowing skirt, he's balls deep inside of her twitching little cunt.
#ask response#anonynous#Like Hoarded Gold#yandere!suguru/satoru#fem!reader#yandere!suguru/satoru x fem!reader#smut#dirty content#yandere jjk
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Cuties.
#marigold trevelyan#iron bull#gold bull#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#dai#halamshiral#his response is the cutest thing#I love it so much#it’s so genuine.
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i just wanted to ask if you could do a sozo cult of the lamb stimboard
It's fine if not ‼️😸
sozo - cult of the lamb stimboard
x x x / x x / x x x
#requests#response#sauce-central#my stimboards#cult of the lamb sozo#sozo#stim#stims#stimboard#sensory#stimblr#stimmy#visual stim#cult of the lamb#red stim#gold stim#stim gifs
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Woah, I didn't even know what opalescent was, but I can absolutely see why it's one of your favorite colors!
Ah, opalescent… iloveyousomuch💋💋💋💋
#Why choose one color when you can have this bad boy#If only that color was a shirt option for the Sonic 3 merch#(Responsibly buys all of the purple and gold shirt and sweater options for Sonic 3)#mystery anon#off topic
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