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The chaser Halimede T4T is like incest tweet has broken containment:
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starjunkyard · 6 months ago
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Obsessed with the degrees to which james wilson is a messy bitch. Primps and preens himself whenever he realises his boy best friend is stalking / sabotaging / psychological-warfare-ing him. Slept with his terminal patient. Immedicable people pleaser. Chronic adulterer. Three ex wives. PROPOSED TO HIS GIRLFRIEND AT SOMEONE ELSE'S WEDDING? Fuck you doin in the oncology wing my boy. Psychiatric ward is on the left corner
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dreameroftheblue · 11 months ago
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And guilty I may be But don't give up on me In the wake of the Odyssey We will still be thick as thieves You and me, still thick as thieves
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ebonyheartnet · 3 months ago
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Clockwork was powerful, but he was far from almighty. Some paths could not be altered, some worlds were beyond saving, but this…
As he picked up his grandson’s broken body, the child’s clock began to spin.
🦇
Ignoring the pendant around his neck for a moment, Bruce looked at the world frozen around him. The last thing he saw was that damned alley behind the movie theater, but now he was in the manor. As he tried to adjust, a hooded figure melted out of the too-bright walls.
“Your assumptions are correct, detective. This is the end, but I come bearing cold comfort.”
“Who are you?” Bruce asked, weary but ready to fight.
“Your friend Diana would call me Kronos, but your son, Daniel, once called me Clockwork, then grandpa,” said Clockwork. “You don’t have to trust me, but you’ve loved them both. I just want to cushion the blow.”
“Explain,” Bruce demanded.
“Very well, but let’s go to your family.”
Clockwork led the way down to the cave, and Bruce followed begrudgingly. Several of the bats were huddled around the computer, with a few getting ready to head out. The screens showed the energy from Bruce’s final jump, all the way in that damned alley.
“Are they safe like this?” Bruce asked.
”No,” said Clockwork, “but it will be painless. When I restart time, you’ll only have a minute to speak. That will not be enough to evacuate.”
“Why not give me the hope then?”
“Bruce, I have already done something incredibly cruel in the name of kindness. If I gave you anything else—if I lied that there was a way out—you would waste the gift.” Clockwork shrank down to a child. “Daniel will know what happened one day, and I don’t want his hatred to extend beyond a few centuries.”
“Wait, Danny will survive this?”
“And only Daniel can,” Clockwork confirmed. “Leaving will hurt, but only a new lifetime could begin to heal what he’d already suffered.”
Before he could ask, a portal opened to several screens, and he could feel his heart break as everything played out: Danny’s original world and his first parents’ betrayal. The way that both Drake twins would’ve been stillborn without the swap. The nuclear war when he killed Joker—
“I’m sorry that Darkseid’s pact with Nergal delayed your friends. The worlds without a laughing magician almost always face excessive magical interference.”
“Then why not place Danny somewhere safer to begin with?” Bruce growled. “Why hurt him like this when my son’s already been through so much!”
“A laughing magician cannot be anticipated by the divine, and I…” Clockwork aged into an old man. “Bruce, I was a terrible father, but my little warden has me wrapped around his finger. I couldn’t risk him being banished or bound in a deal before he could advocate for himself.”
Bruce wanted to hate him for it. He wanted to hate the paranoid logic that would break Danny’s heart again and again. He wanted to tell his son the truth and hold him through the tears. He wanted to soothe the hurt himself. He wanted to hide it so that Danny never felt the blow.
He wanted, like any good parent, to keep his son safe and happy.
“You and I are far too alike,” Clockwork said bitterly. “Thank you for loving him. Thank you for refusing to forgive me.”
“So what now?” Bruce asked.
“I’m taking everything Daniel needs to the new timeline. His records, his things, and even the few articles. He acted like a ghost in public, so we can just slip him in.”
“There will be gaps,” Bruce stated.
“I will help bridge them,” Clockwork promised.
“And he’ll know about us?”
“There is no timeline where I attempt to keep the truth from Daniel and avoid him devouring my core,” Clockwork said.
“That isn’t a yes.”
“Though I would not begrudge him his vengeance, such a thing would make Daniel hate himself.” Clockwork smirked as he matched Bruce’s age. “That counts more than my word.”
“And where is Danny?”
“He had a headache, so he’s fast asleep upstairs.” Clockwork’s gaze softened. “He’s going to wake up in a world where no one remembers him, but everyone he loves here is alive and well.”
“And you’ll show him this one day?”
“I promise. He will know as soon as it will not destroy him.”
Bruce took a shakey breath and walked until he was halfway between both groups. He hadn’t bothered dealing with the tears until now, but he wanted to see them. He wanted…
“Will any of us join him?” Bruce croaked.
Clockwork hesitated.
“Ectoplasmic ghosts form when the soul condenses under pressure. If I tell you the truth, either anguish or relief will damn you. I’m sorry.”
Bruce wanted to push, but just this once…
“Do it.”
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unloneliest · 2 years ago
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in the lonely hearts club job leverage asks the question "does romantic love exist?" and answers it by having eliot buy parker a venus fly trap on hardison's behalf, expecting no recognition and revealing eliot remembers a throwaway comment parker made on their second job together.
we all know this.
but was anybody going to tell me hardison already had a browser window open looking for restaurants to buy eliot in portland in response at the start of the episode immediately after that? or was i supposed to figure it out on a rewatch all by myself?!
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laufire · 8 months ago
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jason's lazarus pit was golden jason's lazarus pit was golden jasonslazaruspitwasgolden jason's lazarus pit was golden JASON'S LAZARUS PIT WAS GOLDEN
AND PIT MADNESS IS *NOTHING*
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buwheal · 6 months ago
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Realistically, Spam, what could you Give us? Nothing physical. If it makes you feel better to think of your company as a commodity we want to 'buy' from you... cant stop ya.
But for me - I genuinely want to get to know you! Be friendly, if not friends. I think you're cool. I wanna know more about you. Like what's your favorite color?
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redrocketpanda · 1 year ago
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Favourite stsg moments: JJK S2 Opening
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foolbo · 7 months ago
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i love how ted shows up once and goes "yeah booster thinks in esperanto" once and then thats never again mentioned or elaborated on
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bill-ciphers-nightmare-blog · 3 months ago
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have you ever heard of will wood
WILL WOOD……
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SURE DO, KID! I MADE A DEAL WITH HIM ONCE!
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goldenspringmornings · 3 months ago
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godforbid nesta had been ace I think cassian/rhys might have just straight killed her
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spaceinvadeeer · 1 year ago
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ska-BLAM!!!
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inorganicone2230 · 8 months ago
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Would Gojo and Geto prepare to dress their darling in feminine clothes that give them easy access to her? :>
Oh fucking hell would they ever!
They already like the way she styles her clothes and outfits, so that's not a problem for either of them, but what they do take issue with is seeing how cheap and crappy the quality is.
Both of them know it's not her fault, since the pieces she has are all she could ever afford, but it still bothers them to see her wearing over washed cotton and tacky polyester. So I imagine that whenever they all go out shopping together, they somehow always end up convincing her to let them buy her some sort of article of clothing; a nice new top for an already sabotaged job interview she has coming up, a new pair of jeans so they can better admire her ass whenever she bends over or has her back to them, a new coat because her old one is worn out and not up to par for the bitter Tokyo cold, or even just a few new pairs of cashmere socks because her feet are always so cold.
But both of them especially love it when she wears skirts and dresses.
Suguru has a particular fantasy that involves her riding his cock in the driver's seat of his car; leaning the seat back and grabbing her ass so he can bounce her back and forth while she grips his shoulders and tries her best to hang on while he tops her from the bottom, and afterwards, when he's finished blowing his load inside of her, he wants to take her soiled panties and let her go the rest of day with his cum leaking out and smearing over her bare thighs.
Meanwhile, Satoru is fond of the prospect of having her warm his cock in a public setting; taking her somewhere like the beach or a park and having her sit on his lap with his cock buried inside of her tight pussy while he lazily reads a book to her. To anyone watching, it would look like nothing more than a happy couple enjoying a day out together while showing a little PDA, with none of them ever knowing that beneath her flowing skirt, he's balls deep inside of her twitching little cunt.
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nanowatzophina · 5 months ago
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Cuties.
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sauce-central · 4 months ago
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i just wanted to ask if you could do a sozo cult of the lamb stimboard
It's fine if not ‼️😸
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sozo - cult of the lamb stimboard
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welcome-to-green-hills · 2 months ago
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Woah, I didn't even know what opalescent was, but I can absolutely see why it's one of your favorite colors!
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Ah, opalescent… iloveyousomuch💋💋💋💋
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