#the quote is from parks and rec

[causeimanartist]

Post League meeting thoughts

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

vaggie the hotel manager uses her position and assumed no-nonsense-ness for evil and chaos bc she can

Vaggie: “So.”

Vaggie: “Who broke it?”

Hotel Crew: *stares in silence at the obliterated coffee machine*

Vaggie: “I’m not mad. I just wanna know.”

Charlie: “…..”

Charlie: “-I did, I broke-”

Vaggie: “-no. No, you didn’t sweetie.”

Charlie: (huffs)

Vaggie: “Angel Dust?”

Angel Dust: “Don’ look at me, toots! Look at Husk.”

Husk: “What? I didn’t fucking break it?”

Angel Dust: “Weird. How’d you even know it was broken?”

Husk: “Because it’s sitting right the fuck in front of us, and it’s broken.”

Angel Dust: (leans down) (smirks in his face) “Suspicious~”

Husk: (angry cat noise) “No the fuck it’s not???”

Sir Pentious: “If- if- if it matterssss- probably not, but… Niffty WASSSS the lassst one to ussse it.”

Niffty: (giggling) “LIAR I DON’T EVEN DRINK THAT CRAP!”

Sir Pentious: “Oh. Ah, um, well then- what WERE you doing by the coffee cart earlier?”

Niffty: “I use the hot water to boil insets alive in- everyone knows that, SNAKEY.” (holds up coffee cup of dead drowned bugs)

Sir Pentious: (recoils hissing in HORROR)

Charlie: “Okay- OKAY! Let’s not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it Vaggie.”

Vaggie: “Babe, no. Who broke it?”

Hotel Crew: *dead silence*

Husk: “….”

Husk: “…Vaggie. Alastor’s been awfully fucking quiet…”

Alastor: (irate dial tuning sound) “REALLY?”

Husk: “Yeah, really-”

Alasator: “OH HO HOW DARE-”

Hotel Crew: *bursts into squabbling*

Vaggie: (watching)

Vaggie: (shit liar) “I broke it. It burned Charlie’s hand earlier, so I punched it.”

Hotel Crew: *still arguing aren’t listening*

Vaggie: (smirks)

[kissme-withyour-cherrylipstick]

Bonus under the cut

[liv45no]

*everyone standing around the broken coffee maker*

Remus: so. who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Lily: ...I did. I broke it.

Remus: no. no you didn't. Pads?

Sirius: don’t look at me. Look at James.

James: what?! I didn't break it.

Sirius: huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

James: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Sirius: suspicious.

James: no, it's not!

Marlene: if it matters, probably not, but Reg was the last one to use it.

Regulus: liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Marlene: oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Regulus: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Marlene!

Lily: okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Remus.

Remus: no! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Peter: Remus... Mary’s been awfully quiet.

Mary: rEALLY?!

*everyone starts arguing*

Remus, on the couch: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Remus: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Remus: :)

Remus: good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[cave-monkey]

This is how that exchange went, right?

[just1more-fangirl]

Talking about Luffy. Zoro: He's the dumbest person I've ever met. I wanna travel the world with him.

[spookystarfishzombie]

Parks & Recreation x Stranger Things

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Kanan: *Laughs* Babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing— Hera: We’re married.

[vellichorom]

" shuu has had enough "

A WORK IN PROGRESS ANIMATIC THAT I ESPECIALLY WANNA GET DONE but for now i cannot SO I WILL SHARE IT WITH YOU

featuring @/infectedpaul's hiyoko

[the-girl-wh0-cries-w0lf]

Incorrect Quotes #2

House: From now on we'll be using codenames. You can address me as 'Eagle one'.

House: Cameron is 'been there done that',

*Cameron rolls her eyes*

House: Cuddy is 'currently doing that',

*They high five*

House: Y/n is 'it happened once in a dream',

*y/n glares at him*

House: Chase is 'if I had to pick a dude',

*Chase is flattered*

House: Wilson is...'Eagle two'.

Wilson: Oh thank god.

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Masterlist

REQUESTS OPEN - request here

[incorrect-asulili]

*parent au*

Lili: I have been sneaking vegetables into the kid's meals for some time now. That is just one way I trick them into being healthy.

Asuka: Oh, like what I do to your sweets?

Lili:...what?

Asuka: Yeah, for like 4 years now.

*Lili blinks*

Lili: Excusez-Moi?

Asuka: Haven't you ever wondered why your macarons were so seedy?

Lili: I just thought they switched up the ingredients.

Asuka: Nope, I have been making them and reusing old packages haha.

Lili:....kids.

Asuka: oh no.

Lili: GET HER!

*Asuka is tackled by their three kids.*

[cat-inthemoon]

I realized I never shared this here! even though wednesday (the show) was short I really liked their relationship, black cat + golden retriever dynamic will always have a special place in my heart💗

[yourgalgremlin]

[just1more-fangirl]

Zoro: I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool? Luffy: Yes.

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

Galmar Stone-Fist: So. How long have you been in love with Eryn?

Ralof: Wh- That's- That's not true! And wrong. I don't even get- why you would- would-

Ralof: I've never been in love with anyone ever- um- it's none of your- the nerve- Eryn outranks me, technically, and- uh-

Ralof: How do I know that YOU'RE not in love with her?! Maybe- Maybe you are! And you're just accusing ME to throw me off!

Ralof: Check and mate!

Galmar Stone-Fist:

[regulus-regent]

Vegeta! Do you ever wonder about Rimas life on earth before she got stuck with you?

Are you curious about anything involving her?

"I don't exactly indulge in peoples livelihood. The less I know about someone's affairs the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people."