#the planet ALDERAAN

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Moff Tarkin

Crime Report

Related to the time traveling criminals associated with and originating from the planet ALDERAAN (located outside of this local cluster of galaxies which contains the planet Terra (human species homeworld) and the planet Vulcan (Spock and Sarek) and the planet Orion and the planet Kronos (kablah and batleth and targ and gahk) and the planet Bajor and the planet Romulus (Tal Shiar, jolan tru Pardek) and the planet Cardassia and the planet Ferenginar and the Andorian home world.

MOFF TARKIN repeatedly spotted along with associated criminals in the city of Sheridan in the state of Wyoming in the country known as the United States of America on the planet now known as Earth (this particular instance is known as Earth. This planet was originally generally referred to as the planet Terra with Atreides, Mayer, Keurig, Lucerne, Gomez, Romanov, Merovingian, Sobieski, Ming, Meiji, Andersen, Olson, Hansen, Bergstrom - noble or highly public families, among others. International Business Machines is a widespread advanced technology company associated with the more similar to original timelines instances of the planet Terra). Calendar date on the planet known as Earth referenced is Thursday July 18, year 2024.

MOFF TARKIN was originally a janitor associated with the military on his home world Alderaan (known for lesser access to copper, and different technology development associated with having less access to that mineral or natural resource). An opportunity arose for him to steal a white coat and wearing it and using his Janitor's set of keys, gain access to an experimental transporter, along the lines of a device featuring twisting or rotating dials, and no changing numerical displays, and using the dial intended to define the level of time travel, began his continuing time travel crimes. After encountering instances of more advanced technology associated with reel to reel tape machines, MOFF TARKIN used his time travel and infiltration to redesign the existing military uniforms to feature military rank insignia in a square shape for each unit, similar for each unit of rank to the square, often colored buttons on a reel to reel tape machine such as for start or stop playing, rewind, fast forward.

White stormtrooper armor was a later included development, giving certain military members supposedly effective combat armor that they essentially wore continuously that was essentially entirely white externally with black connection areas and features such as eye ports for the helmet. Designed essentially as a disguise for criminal officers to wear temporarily, stormtrooper armor is definitely not combat effective. These square military rank insignia militaries are entirely composed of males. Look for their top criminal members raping women in arenas or public stadiums or areas and broadcasting it widely, often with compelled viewing. MOFF TARKIN's version of this square military rank insignia time travel crime is definitely not the only one. Similar sets of conditions produced vast numbers of the same sorts of criminals in entirely unrelated Star systems and galaxies.

[froody]

Shocking! This Beautiful Man Fucked His Way into the Alderaanian Royal Family After His Smuggling Career Failed!

[materassassino]

As it is the Holy Week, I was overcome with a fit of madness and had an idea for a Pan-Galactic Song Contest. We're ignoring the fact Mark Hamill can't actually sing, it's make-believe.

GUYS THE FIRST SEMIFINAL IS TOMORROW!

[stealingpotatoes]

Does Ben eventually join the school? Would Merrin be able to stop snoke from messing with his mind with like a space excorism or something?

yeah when he's like. nearer age 10!! and it's ok Leia got to him before Snoke could

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MOFF TARKIN AND GLOSSU RABBAN SQUARES

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SQUARE MILITARY RANK INSIGNIA MILITARY SALESMEN FROM OUTSIDE THIS CLUSTER OF GALAXIES

NO I DON'T WANT TO BUY ANY MORE STORMTROOPER ARMOR. I HAVE ENOUGH, THANK YOU.

[revanknightwoman]

Post your top 9 Star Wars planets

Here are mine:

1. Alderaan

2.Korriban

3.Yavin IV

4. Dantooine

5. Nar Shaddaa

6. Dromund Kaas

7. Hoth

8. Taris

9. Ilum

Concept arts from swtor you can find there:

[anghraine]

Aww, Ash admitted to me when we were discussing Star Wars opinions that she's not only thought about these things before, she's actually really feeling like using her advanced creative writing degree to write ...................... fanfiction, and has actually done so in the past.

me, shoving my 67 SW fanfics on AO3 under the bed: Oh hey, awesome! That sounds really interesting.

[lieutenantmadscientistlairaccess]

[britisharmymilitaryintelligence]

BITCHES FROM ALDERAAN AND CHANDRILLA WHO HAVE BEEN ON THIS PLANET FOR A VERY LONG TIME ARE BEING MANIPULATED BY OTHERS IN MANY WAYS INCLUDING THROUGH INFORMATION MANIPULATION SUCH AS PROVIDING INCORRECT DATA, WHICH IS EASIER BECAUSE BITCHES LIKE THEM DO NOT HAVE ACCESS TO DEVICES ON THIS PLANET. CRIMINALS WANT TO KEEP THE BITCHES FROM ALDERAAN AND CHANDRILLA HERE TO USE THEM AND WE WANT THEM TO LEAVE THIS PLANET IMMEDIATELY.

[tomsellick]

THOMAS ALDOUS RAWLING CLAIMING EARTH AN INSTANCE OF THE PLANET TERRA IS A COLONY WORLD OF ANOTHER PLANET GIEDI CORUSCANT ALDERAAN CHANDRILA CHANDRILLA CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

[centralintelligencecameracollar]

LIEUTENANTS WRITING SIMULATED ACTIONS THOUGHTS AND COMMUNICATIONS FOR THOSE WITH OVERLOADED SENSES THAT ARE INCAPABLE OF THINKING OR ACTING. RE: VEERS AND TARKINS SONS AND THEIR ASSOCIATES HERE.

[girlrandomstuff]

You can't convince me Breha wasn't talking about Bail when she told Leia she hoped her daughter had fallen for a scoundrel first.

My boy Bail drives a space Corvette wearing a leather jacket, he had his rebel phase during his teenage years and you can't convince me it wasn't like that.

[mofftarkinsylvanwoodrapeuporns]

FUCK THAT SHIT TO DEATH AND NEVER FUCK IT

[phoenixyfriend]

AU ask: Satine Lives

send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it

I think she deserves a cool facial scar. As a treat.

Running with the Rebellion. She's too powerful a symbol to be allowed to take her seat as Duchess back, especially if she decides to work with Bo-Katan; pacifism may be incredibly important to her, but there is a limit to how far you can push someone before they engage in self-defense, and even as ardent a pacifist as Satine will rally her people to survive the Empire. With her and Bo working together, they can do a lot... and that's why the Empire will absolutely not allow either of them to become leader of Mandalore again. (So it goes to Korkie, who the Empire believes is little more than a puppet. They think they know about his little violations of the law, and so they miss the big ones, like smuggling force-sensitive children and O66-survivors away from the Empire.)

She doesn't know Obi-Wan is alive, because Bail forgot to get permission to tell her, until 10 years post-RotS... when Bail invites her to greet "Ben" and Leia on their return to safety on Alderaan. She promises to visit him, if there's a chance.

(She doesn't. Instead, he visits her. Satine is far more likely to be tracked to Tatooine than he is, after all.)

She still doesn't pick up a blaster, though; canon gives us some pretty solid evidence for her PTSD preventing her from being any use at it. However, she's very convincing and is very good at getting on-the-fence politicians on the Rebellion's side... and donating credits, rations, and transports to the cause. (Some even donate weapons. She... tries to ignore that part. She lets it happen, but... it hurts.)

[gingerfan24]

Nothing quite like the harrowing and crushing realization that your word can now bring salvation or doom to billions.