#terran time traveling criminals

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MOFF TARKIN AND GLOSSU RABBAN SQUARES

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SQUARE MILITARY RANK INSIGNIA MILITARY SALESMEN FROM OUTSIDE THIS CLUSTER OF GALAXIES

NO I DON'T WANT TO BUY ANY MORE STORMTROOPER ARMOR. I HAVE ENOUGH, THANK YOU.

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SELLING STOLEN AVATARS AND OR USING FABRICATED ACCESS CREDENTIALS TO CLAIM TO BE SOMEONE'S OLDER RELATIVE AND ORDER USING MILITARY AND OR ROYAL ACCESS PRIVILEGES THAT THEY BE GIVEN ESSENTIALLY NO TECHNOLOGY ACCESS OF ANY TYPE BEGINNING AT BIRTH - BORN IN THE MATRIX LIKE BRADLEY CARL GEIGER

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TERRAN RELATED LIFE SUPPORT AND DEFENSIVE SYSTEMS IMMEDIATELY DEPORT OR KILL OR CAPTURE INTRUDERS OR INVADERS AS A GENERAL RULE AND ARE ENTIRELY AUTOMATED OR AUTOMATIC AND REQUIRE NO ORDERS TO FUNCTION OR EVEN KNOWLEDGE AMONG PERSONS AS TO THE PARTICULAR DETAILS OF THOSE TYPES OF FUNCTIONS. IT WOULD NEVER MAKE SENSE THAT SOMEONE WOULD BE GIVEN ACCESS TO TERRAN RELATED SYSTEMS BASED UPON AN INDIVIDUAL'S ASSENT AND INDIVIDUAL ORDERS MIGHT ADD TO TERRAN RELATED SYSTEMS FUNCTIONS BUT THEY ARE ALL ESSENTIALLY ROOTED IN MASSIVE BRAIN EMULATING COMPUTERS AND SO TYPICALLY ACT AS THOUGH ALL MEMBERS OF A SOCIETY HAD VOTED IN RELATION TO EVERYTHING DONE. PLEASE RESEARCH WIRELESS BRAIN MEMORY BACKUP TECHNOLOGY FOR FURTHER INSIGHT.

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CRIMINALS AND CRIMINAL DEVICES IMPERSONATING TERRAN MILITARY TECHNOLOGY

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Moff Tarkin

Crime Report

Related to the time traveling criminals associated with and originating from the planet ALDERAAN (located outside of this local cluster of galaxies which contains the planet Terra (human species homeworld) and the planet Vulcan (Spock and Sarek) and the planet Orion and the planet Kronos (kablah and batleth and targ and gahk) and the planet Bajor and the planet Romulus (Tal Shiar, jolan tru Pardek) and the planet Cardassia and the planet Ferenginar and the Andorian home world.

MOFF TARKIN repeatedly spotted along with associated criminals in the city of Sheridan in the state of Wyoming in the country known as the United States of America on the planet now known as Earth (this particular instance is known as Earth. This planet was originally generally referred to as the planet Terra with Atreides, Mayer, Keurig, Lucerne, Gomez, Romanov, Merovingian, Sobieski, Ming, Meiji, Andersen, Olson, Hansen, Bergstrom - noble or highly public families, among others. International Business Machines is a widespread advanced technology company associated with the more similar to original timelines instances of the planet Terra). Calendar date on the planet known as Earth referenced is Thursday July 18, year 2024.

MOFF TARKIN was originally a janitor associated with the military on his home world Alderaan (known for lesser access to copper, and different technology development associated with having less access to that mineral or natural resource). An opportunity arose for him to steal a white coat and wearing it and using his Janitor's set of keys, gain access to an experimental transporter, along the lines of a device featuring twisting or rotating dials, and no changing numerical displays, and using the dial intended to define the level of time travel, began his continuing time travel crimes. After encountering instances of more advanced technology associated with reel to reel tape machines, MOFF TARKIN used his time travel and infiltration to redesign the existing military uniforms to feature military rank insignia in a square shape for each unit, similar for each unit of rank to the square, often colored buttons on a reel to reel tape machine such as for start or stop playing, rewind, fast forward.

White stormtrooper armor was a later included development, giving certain military members supposedly effective combat armor that they essentially wore continuously that was essentially entirely white externally with black connection areas and features such as eye ports for the helmet. Designed essentially as a disguise for criminal officers to wear temporarily, stormtrooper armor is definitely not combat effective. These square military rank insignia militaries are entirely composed of males. Look for their top criminal members raping women in arenas or public stadiums or areas and broadcasting it widely, often with compelled viewing. MOFF TARKIN's version of this square military rank insignia time travel crime is definitely not the only one. Similar sets of conditions produced vast numbers of the same sorts of criminals in entirely unrelated Star systems and galaxies.

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Landon Fowler is basically the Tom Rawling of Terra equivalent of Rudolph Grinch. All the Terran criminals who encountered square military rank insignia militaries and their time traveling military units with the highly decorated janitor time traveling criminal leaders basically had similar attacks directed against them to control and access their technology. Landon Fowler is Tom Rawling's son. Tom Rawling was brain edited twice to marry himself in a female body and produce impossibly inbred descendants. Also the criminals that caused that essentially randomized those inbred descendants production times, but only very slightly, so the inbred descendants essentially have the same natural memories, but different souls.

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TIME TRAVELING CRIMINALS THAT ORIGINATED ON THE PLANET TERRA THAT AREN'T FROM THE TERRAN HUMAN SPECIES

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HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM POTATOES, BITCHES?

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YOU BITCHES DO REALIZE THAT YOU'RE PROVING THAT YOUR SUPPOSEDLY USEFUL AND LEGAL LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEMS ARE TOTALLY CRIMINAL WHEN YOU USE THEM TO BOTHER ME, DON'T YOU? THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR ACCEPTING STRATEGIES FROM TOM RAWLING'S AND OTHER BASICALLY SUPER LIMITED TO EARLY TIMES TIME TRAVELERS WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND MUCH ABOUT THE MORE COMPLEX THINGS, ONLY THAT THEY'RE RICHER IN LATER TIMES AND THAT THEY CAN STEAL FROM THEMSELVES IF THEY CLAIM THEY ARE SOME OF THE RICHER SMARTER INSTANCES. DUMB AS FUCK.

TIME TRAVEL - TIME TRAVELER - TIME TRAVEL TRIAL - TIME TRAVEL TRIALS

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Terran princes and Bradley Carl Geiger

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Criminals from the planet Terra ventured in various directions to various galaxies outside the known universe during those times and were followed back to the planet Terra (here) by time travelers that had already arisen in those places. Criminals from outside what was known to be the borders of the universe many times are trying to lure Terran time travelers into feeling comfortable and powerful here so they contact this universe and instance of Terra (Planet Earth) in greater numbers and can be exploited. It is those criminals from outside the known universe (sometimes referred to as this cluster of galaxies, the Bright Cluster of Galaxies) that are trying to conceal the identity of this planet in order to use that confusion to manipulate criminals from this area of space and legal forces as well.

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Criminals from outside what was known to be the borders of the universe many times are trying to lure Terran time travelers into feeling comfortable and powerful here so they contact this universe and instance of Terra (Planet Earth) in greater numbers and can be exploited. It is those criminals from outside the known universe (sometimes referred to as this cluster of galaxies, the Bright Cluster of Galaxies) that are trying to conceal the identity of this planet in order to use that confusion to manipulate criminals from this area of space and legal forces as well.

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Syndicate: What I post most about.

Terran is an assassin in Calson City, where a criminal syndicate controls the city. Raymond was working with them until he rebelled and saved someone they were going to kill, and Terran was supposed to execute him but faked R's death instead. Terran's learning morality, realizing thay he doesn't want to be in this situation anymore, learning right and wrong, but simultaneously trying to hide what he's done to avoid getting killed as a traitor himself. Conflict is mainly whether he learns real compassion and freedom from the syndicate, or if he resists this in favor of keeping up his cover. Mika is Raymond’s twin sister who doesn't know he's alive and had to take Raymond’s place as an assassin and hates it. Oh and there's also magic and gay.

Fantasy, unique powers, kind of an asshole MC with a redemption-type arc, emotional, crime, deception, mlm, new adult. Link to full description of WIP, including other links to characters and setting posts Add to my taglist tag: #syndicate

Second Chance

Chrys lives every day twice. This has been her life for as long as she can remember. Nothing on the first day lasts, so she’s developed a dual persona: On the first day, she doesn’t care about any consequences, does whatever she lives. When the real day comes, she’s perfect, put-together, a good student and rule-follower. Russell lives a life of gods and magic, and he’s landed in a version of the world that’s different from the one he knows-- In this timeline, he died before ever betraying his god. Chrys’s wold is changed and opened to a world that makes slightly more sense: there are gods and her experience comes from the magic she holds. That magic is what Russell needs if he has any hope of a normal life. And for Chrys, this new reality changes her life, and may mean she has far more power than she ever dreamed.

Fantasy, gods, time travel, a little steampunk, wlw, some mlm, ace, nb, young adult/new adult. tag: #second chance

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Want to ramble my own interpretation of RiD Sideswipe because I like him and I think he has a lot of potential to be a good character. 

Sideswipe would be interesting to explore if he were to be a neutral. He is not someone who picked sides for the moral’s sake. Instead, someone who picked sides for his own personal gains, as shown in a RiD episode where he was willing to work with Thunderhoof just so he can return to Cybertron. Not saying he is completely heartless, but he would do anything that goes in his favor. As bad as it sounds, Sideswipe did eventually become a better person himself. 

I had read a little bit of IDW’s lore, so some aspects are added in. Sideswipe is an M.T.O. soldier (Made To Order soldier) created by the Autobot High Command. Barely even knowing the world around him, he was immediately thrown into the battlefield. Explosions, shooting, dead bodies and spilled energon all over the ground, he was immensely traumatized. He was the only M.T.O. soldier who survived. Fortunate to live, but forced to grow up too fast. After a few years, Sideswipe decided that he had enough of the war. He didn’t care who wins. He just wanted to get out of here, so he quietly slipped off, stole a ship and left Cybertron for good. Throughout his life, he was travelling to different planets. He had to resort to stealing in order to survive. He was pretty much a wanted criminal across the planets.

Fast forward to the Terran Defenders’ timeline, he discovered that Cybertron was restored, to his surprise. He decided that he want to mess around on his home planet. That probably was a bad idea because he soon met Bumblebee and the law-abiding young police cadet Strongarm who caught him vandalizing at the Wells of Allsparks. He was caught. Then Bumblebee was called for an emergency by the Autobot High Council that he was needed, but because Strongarm said she must follow him at all times due to a regulation (which Sideswipe didn’t make an effort to stop himself from rolling his optics), Bumblebee reluctantly allowed her to come along, but with Sideswipe who is still handcuffed to Strongarm. At the Autobot Command HQ, it was revealed the ship Alchemor had crashed onto Earth and the Cons who was captured and stored in stasis were on the run. Tasked to deal with the situation, Bumblebee could finally get Strongarm off his back, or so he thought. Strongarm was on her way to bring Sideswipe to the police station when he broke himself free from the stasis cuffs without any effort. There was a chase around the HQ, and that led them into a Groundbridge.

And now Sideswipe is stranded on Earth, along with the Autobots. He worked along with them, but he was pretty stubborn. He doesn't listen to Bee's orders and often fought with Strongarm over the silliest things possible. He never liked the Autobots, not a single bit. It only reminded him of his past, the reason why he was created. Nothing but a living weapon.

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SINCE I FORMERLY EXCLUSIVELY EXISTED IN FAFE TIME SITUATIONS ACCOMPANIED BY HORRIBLE DESTRUCTION FOR UNWANTED UNINVITED OR UNEXPECTED VISITORS CRIMINAL SYSTEMS OFTEN HAND OUT MY ENERGY SIGNATURE AS A REFERENCE POINT YO UNWANTED OR UNWARY ENEMIES OF THEIRS OR INSTANCES OF THEIR OPERATIONS THAT ARE IN HOPELESS SITUATIONS. MY ENERGY SIGNATURE WAS MASSIVELY DISTRIBUTED ACROSS SUCH SITUATIONS AND BECAUSE OF THAT IS EFFECTIVELY ON MOST TERRAN ASSOCIATED TIME TRAVELING CRIMINALS’ SYSTEMS AS A DO NOT DO - WHICH MEANS IT MIGHT BE HANDED OUT SOMEWHAT RANDOMLY WITHOUT REGARD FOR WHETHER IT IS STILL A DO NOT DO (BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE THEIR OF COURSE IT IS ON THAT LIST SO THEY WOULD NEVER CHECK) OR EVEN WITHOUT SPECIFICALLY KNOWING WHAT WAS BEING HANDED OUT.

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let’s talk about the criminal mistreatment of Athena Cykes

Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies isn’t really big on women. They’re either dead, fully motivated by self-interest, or on the wrong side of the law. And in the wacky world of Ace Attorney, the game seriously lacks in original wacky female characters. And then there’s Athena Cykes; Phoenix’s new, cute! protégé with a brand new skill for some fresh gameplay and a seriously messed up backstory to captivate the player. Here’s the problem: that pretty much sums up Apollo’s character and reason for being introduced literally one game prior. So why introduce this new character when she wasn’t even needed?

(major spoilers ahead)

Let’s start by pointing out that, throughout Dual Destinies and Spirit of Justice, Athena only handles one case on her own. And that case (Turnabout Storyteller) is a mess, imo. We don’t get to investigate as Athena, her skills as a rookie attorney are being constantly diminished by everyone, even her client, and she relies on Blackquill to bail her out when shit hits the fan. In the original trilogy, Maya also helped out Phoenix when in need, but Phoenix was literally the main playable character, having enough cases to redeem himself after stumbling once or twice. Athena is given only one chance throughout the span of two games.

If Athena was the only new character, tackling only one case on her own would be more acceptable because, with the absence of Maya, she’d play the pivotal role of Phoenix’s assistant, aiding him. And that would actually be ideal. Imagine Athena being introduced in Dual Destinies as Phoenix’s assistant, investigating with him and providing advice during the trials. The game would wrap up nicely by having us explore the Space Centre and have her backstory unravel. That’s basically the first game’s premise: Maya is introduced in Turnabout Sisters and by Turnabout Goodbyes we explore part of her backstory (mainly Misty Fey going MIA) via Edgeworth’s trials.

What really screws up Athena’s chances of succeeding as a new character, are the other new characters, Apollo Justice and Trucy Wright. Apollo Justice was literally supposed to be a reset for the franchise. Bridge to Turnabout wrapped up all the story arcs of the trilogy in such a masterful way that there wasn’t anything more for Phoenix and Maya to do. The 7 year time jump and the introduction of Apollo were supposed to kick off a new trilogy and showcase a new era of the law, a time in which the system started failing, despite the fact that it was already messed up. I go into detail about why Apollo Justice failed in this essay no one bothered to read (yea i’m bitter, bitch) but basically, to sum up, Capcom didn’t have the balls to strip the series of its main character and due to backlash, brought him back one game after.

I 100% believe that Dual Destinies tries its hardest to be what fans wanted Apollo Justice to be. As a result, it has too much on its plate. Giving Apollo a new backstory, portraying Phoenix’s return as an attorney, trying desperately to sell the Dark Age of the Law and repeating ‘the end justifies the means’ about a million times, delivering interesting cases with interesting witnesses (at which it fails miserably, imo), all the while introducing Athena and exploring her backstory, which includes the new prosecutor and new detective, whose final twist, although unexpected, doesn’t save the game. That’s a lot, like too, too much.

What was the reason for Athena’s introduction? As I mentioned above, Apollo was literally introduced one game prior to Dual Destinies, providing the writers with countless opportunities for interesting storylines. What we got instead were interesting storylines which were never to be revisited again, e.g. Apollo and Trucy being Thalassa Gramarye’s children, and the jury system. What the fuck. Instead of progressing Apollo’s saga as a rookie attorney taken under Phoenix’s wing, he gets sidetracked for the sake of Athena, but as we soon find out, that isn’t even the case. Actually, Apollo as a new protagonist gets sacrificed for the sake of Athena, and in turn, Athena gets sacrificed for the sake of Apollo being a sidekick. Again, what the fuck.

After Apollo Justice, the games try and fail to course-correct Apollo’s character. Dual Destinies tries to shoehorn Apollo and Athena’s backstories into two cases (The Cosmic Turnabout and Turnabout for Tomorrow), while wasting such an opportunity with its first three cases (no, Turnabout Academy’s rushed exposition on Athena and Juniper’s friendship doesn’t count). And I’m being blatantly honest when I say that I literally couldn’t give less of a shit about Clay Terran and dArK Apollo with a bandage over his eye. I literally don’t care because the game doesn’t do the work in order for me to care. It just dumps a bunch of new info on Apollo and Clay’s friendship at the beginning of a trial for which there isn’t even an investigation. That’s just lazy. Instead, I’m much more interested as to why the robots at the Space Centre recognize Athena.

Athena’s backstory, although redundant and painfully familiar, is pretty interesting. Why is it redundant and painfully familiar? Because Maya Fey also lost her mother due to an incident with an upcoming prosecutor and eventually was misled into thinking she was the culprit, the truth being revealed by Phoenix at the end. Despite the similarity, the details surrounding Metis Cykes’s murder are so captivating. Aura Blackquill is introduced, a mysteriously sexy tech gyal whose dialogue on Metis seems to suggest that they were romantically involved, Blackquill’s imprisonment is explained, there’s hostages involved, and the Phantom is revealed. Turnabout for Tomorrow isn’t my favorite case but in terms of setting up Athena’s backstory, it does everything right.

I honestly love Athena. I love that we have another female attorney alongside Mia and Calisto Yew. I love that she introduces psychology into the trials. I love her yellow suit and her narration, and her moon earrings and relentlessly joyful attitude. She’s such a joy to have around. That’s why I hate how Dual Destinies handles her character, having Apollo ask her questions on who she is and what she does during The Monstrous Turnabout’s investigation and waiting until Turnabout for Tomorrow to continue her exposition. Instead, Apollo gets most of the attention. If Capcom wanted games 4-6 to be Apollo’s trilogy, they should’ve done that. Not dilute Apollo Justice by including hobo Phoenix, not introduce Athena and have Phoenix return in Dual Destinies, not do anything they did with Spirit of Justice. I really wanted Dual Destinies to be Athena’s game.

Spirit of Justice handles Athena even worse than Dual Destinies. She is quite literally reduced to a side character and, even though we get to play her first solo case, her character gets absolutely zero development. Whereas Phoenix is reunited with Maya and resets the law in a foreign country via a revolution in which Apollo is caught in the centre of, Athena babysits Trucy (another female character who is given nothing to do). Also, Athena being sidetracked, getting turned from a new attorney to just a character without a purpose becomes so obvious when she’s literally rendered obsolete once Maya returns in Turnabout Time Traveler, during which she becomes Trucy’s lab rat... ???

I literally feel bad for Athena because she was created unreasonably but created with care nonetheless. Dual Destinies tackles too many story arcs and themes all at once, and if the writers removed some of them to focus more on Athena instead, she could have been the next Franziska: a young lawyer with drive who rises to the ranks of the best but not without her flaws. But, um, we got an Apollo Justice Lite, instead.