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Horrible fact of the day: Chevron just released a new boat fuel that WILL give you cancer.
Not "might", not "could", WILL. It has a cancer ratio of 1.3:1, as in, in a group of 10 people, 10 would contract CANCER.
(Edit: apparently some articles are now saying 1.4:1, and some are saying a little under that. Either way, the consensus seems to be anywhere between a 95-100+% of contracting cancer, with some expectations of this fuel not even needing a full lifetime of exposure for you to get Cancer.)
The EPA's safety limit is 1:1,000,000 as in 1 in a million people get cancer.
The EPA approved it anyways. I am not joking. The EPA approved a boat fuel that has a near 100% chance of giving someone cancer. It has such a good chance of giving someone cancer that if you DIDN'T get cancer YOU WOULD BE AN OUTLIER.
Fuck the oil industries.
Edit: If you find this (rightfully) horrifying, have you considered industrial sabotage? /hj
This isn't something we can vote away. This isn't something the rich are gonna apologize and make a 10 minute apology video for this. They don't care if you starve or wither in hospitals or get blown up in their wars.
If you don't know where to get started:
If you already know what to do, then it's time to do it. Participate in mutual aid, raise awareness in real life as well as online, participate in or train in self defense and emergency medical training classes.
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I don't think it should be weird, for me to put a fruit fly outside
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Solar Eclipse Shadows
These solar eclipse shadows form due to the distance between the sun and the leaves on the trees. The distance and the proximity of the leaves to one another cause for a "lensing" type effect, making the eclipse shadow clearer to the human eye.
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TIME TRAVEL REFER TO WWW.TIMETRAVELINGCRIMINALS.COM FOR ADDITIONAL INFORMATION ADDED BY TECHNOLOGY (SITE HOSTED BY GOOGLE SITES)
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NON-HUMANS MAKING IT ILLEGAL OR GROUNDS FOR INVOLUNTARY PSYCHIATRIC COMMITMENT TO TALK ABOUT NON-HUMANS ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY OR TIME TRAVEL.
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EXACTO READ DAVID
BRIDGE - BELL TOLLS - THE SMELL OF TOBACCO - AUTOMAT - MOVIE THEATER POPCORN - NEWSSTANDS - ULTRA - BIER - CERVEZA - CHAOS ENGINES - COMICCON COMIC-CON COMIC CON TAL SHIAR BATLETH OREOS
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NOT CURRENTLY HERE. DO NOT BELIEVE ATTEMPTS TO PORTRAY HER AS PRESENT.
CRIMINALS ARE CONSTANTLY IMPERSONATING MY WIVES IN OTHER LOCATIONS AND AROUND ME. ONLY RELY ON VERIFIED SEXUAL CONNECTIONS TO ESTABLISH IDENTITY AND ALWAYS CONSTANTLY REVERIFY ALL IDENTITIES KNOWN IN CASE OF SUDDEN TRANSPORT. I HAVE HAD ABSOLUTELY ZERO UNWANTED SEXUAL CONNECTIONS DUE TO REMOVAL OF ELECTRONS ANTI-RAPE ACQUISITION METHOD SYSTEMS THAT GUARD AGAINST CRIMINALS ACQUIRING ENERGY SIGNATURES THROUGH FORCED SEXUAL CONTACT THAT HAVE BEEN IN FULL EFFECT HERE FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS.
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