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Random ac hcs (mostly ac3):

haytham has never used public transport

connor majored in history and later pursued a phd

his lectures are always big events bc he's astronomically hot but also really passionate about his work and research

speaking of, he's the perfect combination of nerd and jock bc he also used to play hockey in hs and college but had to stop bc of a leg injury

ziio is a journalist and works mainly from Boston but when connor is old enough she starts traveling more and pursuing international stories

connor got his love for research from her

at one point her research got her in hot water with the Templars but she got away bc the guy tasked with killing her fell in love w her

aunt Jenny absolutely dotes on connor, her only priorities in life are spoiling that sweet boy rotten and clocking haytham's tea

grandpa Edward embarrassing everyone at the Christmas table and grandma Tessa who can't look at her son without crying

shay is haytham's head of security which is totally why he needs to be w haytham 24/7 and lives with him and what a preposterous assumption to make about your father, Connor!

everyone knows

haytham has a cat named Charles Mittens which everyone calls Charles and uses Human Charles for lee instead

haytham and jenny vs ezio and claudia

old man ezio trying (failing) to keep up with the youths

he coaches arno in the ways of being a European fuckboy

connor, arno, jacob and shaun are roommates

shaun and his totally real super cool and smart girlfriend from MIT (it's rebecca) (they're keeping it a secret from desmond)

desmond is a bartender at the place they all hang out

everyone hates bill miles

haytham parading connor smug as fuck that he's winning the deadbeat off (they're gonna fight again in three minutes)

shay and edward comedy hour

shay and arno meet and get along perfectly well for about five minutes before shay realizes who arno is and is wracked by catholic guilt

everyone thinks jacob and arno are dating bc theyre always glued to each other and dont believe arno's totally legit gf exists even for a second (elise is chill like that)

elise is jenny's protegee and later becomes haytham's pa, they get along superbly well and geek about the same books (and cheese)

"white boy shocks everyone at the restaurant by ordering in perfect Kanien'kehà:ka" haytham kenway

he still sucks at the pronunciation but nothing will stop him from trying

so ziio and connor cant shit talk him freely anymore

in private, shay makes fun of haytham's posh habits (he's sleeping on the couch)

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He repeated: "Long live the Republic!" crossed the room with a firm stride and placed himself in front of the guns beside Enjolras. "Finish both of us at one blow," said he. And turning gently to Enjolras, he said to him: "Do you permit it?" Enjolras pressed his hand with a smile. This smile was not ended when the report resounded.

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He repeated: "Long live the Republic!" crossed the room with a firm stride and placed himself in front of the guns beside Enjolras. "Finish both of us at one blow," said he. And turning gently to Enjolras, he said to him: "Do you permit it?" Enjolras pressed his hand with a smile. This smile was not ended when the report resounded.

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OKAY I'VE JUST FOUND OUT THAT JOSEPH QUINN AND DOJA CAT ARE DATING HELLO??? I HAD NO IDEA WHILE MAKING THIS VIDEO AHAHWAAHAHAHAA

rest in peace, Geta and Caracalla, you would've loved Doja Cat

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Devotional Wall Plaque, 1859, Czechia. From the collections of the Jewish Museum in Prague.

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"he's my pretty princess, my baby girl"

the baby girl in question l:

(dying haggard in pain old man)

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Assassin' s Creed Brotherhood | The Panthéon

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Codex Rotundus “266 almost perfectly circular pages of parchment have been bound together to build a block of 3cm height with a diameter of only 9cm.”

The initials of the metal clasps point us to Adolph of Cleves, Lord of Ravenstein (1425 - 1492) as the owner.

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rest in peace, Geta and Caracalla, you would've loved Doja Cat

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"Your soul is in your keeping alone."

EDWARD NORTON as KING BALDWIN IV Kingdom of Heaven (2005), dir. Ridley Scott

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im sick of them

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JOSEPH QUINN as EMPEROR GETA Gladiator II (2024), dir. Ridley Scott

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sketches of ratonhnhaké:ton's family

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Meryem Uzerli as HURREM SULTAN [41/?] Muhteşem Yüzyıl (Magnificent Century, 2011)

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Falkenstein Castle in the Harz Mountains by Wilhelm Steuerwaldt