#the only thing i do is shitpost

[i-needserotonin]

Eli was winning the idgaf war at EON he was calling Stell dumb, being sarcastic, and trying to kill people, he just didn't care.

[missmisnomer]

it's always a good day to wake up and choose violence

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[feelo-fick]

um ok cool thanks for letting me know .... why are you telling me this

[martii-art]

So, apparently, the "funny" dialogue options are getting back? 👀 Also, Lucanis being the socially awkward one, ahhh I can't wait

[sicc-nasti]

Poor Engie just wanted to know if they had seen his wrench anywhere

[r-aindr0p]

In tonight’s episode of Baking Bread

[sixteenthtry]

Light of my life, I need to speak to her.

[veinsfullofstars]

You can't tell me their first meeting didn't go something like this.

(ID: Kirby series fanart of Dark Meta Knight and Daroach in a recreation of the Princess Mononoke "You're beautiful" meme. Original screenshot below the cut for comparison. Top panel - DMK hovers against a starry sky facing forward, his wings breaching the edges of the panel and spread to make himself look more intimidating. He glares down, one angry glowing eye visible in the visor of his mask, gripping the handle of his sword in both hands as if to stab downward, subtitled "I'll cut your throat! That'll shut you up!" Bottom panel - Daroach lies on his back at a slight angle on a nighttime grassy plain, his body and cape breaching the panel in places, his paws palm-up at his sides, his wand dropped beside him. He looks upward, unperturbed by the several sharp points of DMK's sword hanging over him, eyes half-lidded and brows lifted in interest, mouth drawn open in a smile and blushed at the ends, subtitled "You're beautiful..." Of course, every metal and/or shiny surface is lightly touched with rim light and sparkles. END ID.)

Started 03/26/24, finished 03/29/24, updated for color correction 11/02/24.

Original: Princess Mononoke (Hayao Miyazaki, Studio Ghibli, 1997)

[mc-tummy-blur]

I’ve been so busy with other stuff but I really want to get back to drawing WHF art so I went and cleaned up a wip. Not sure how I feel with some of the angles but I just needed to get this out of my system

Based off of this clip

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[disposal-blueeee]

vargas by zarla-s ,

[gumm1defloor]

Vox can understand Velvette just fine. They don't necessarily need to get along all the time, but they have a mutually beneficial contract that guarantees her support in the most efficient way possible, just how they both like it, short and strict and to the point. Vox does not understand Valentino. It drives him unimaginably, disgustingly insane. He knows how to handle him, make no mistake. Valentino is a never-ending powerhouse that wrangles out content from his employees like there's no tomorrow. He's proven himself to be Vox's most lucrative investment yet. He is resourceful, well-connected and most importantly predictable enough to rein in. Because he listens to you, because he needs you.

He is also, undeniably, out of his goddamn mind. Yet you've already invested too much in the corporate empire you've built together and there is no point turning back now that you have him so close to your side. It's OK however! He couldn't possibly be stupid enough to throw away the best partnership deal he's ever had just for the sake of something petty cause -oh, wait - he genuinely might just be that stupid and you never would've guessed because he's so cocksure of his bullshit that 80% of the time it ends up working in his favor anyway.

Fuck his life indeed. The kicker for this of course is that Valentino, genuinely does believe he has struck gold with Vox. Valentino is a clingy, possessive, immature, perverted, sadistic, egotistical man-child with severe rage issues and zero impulse control. No he is not aware of this at all. No he does not know why nobody is able to tolerate him and why every single person he gets close to hates his guts with every inch of their burning rotting souls. All he knows is that hell has now given him a flat faced prince in shining liquid crystal armour, riding on a cash filled horse with promises of power and luxury, who's practically handing him success on a silver platter. Doesn't mean that Val trusts him, doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy seeing him lose his shit. But at the end of the day vox has his back, and as long as Val keeps calling for him, he'll eventually turn up and make everything better. Cause hey if Vox hasn't left him yet for this long he must be doing something right. Right?

[sunderberry]

right on top of the bar? really?

[that-random-outsider]

Bro thinking about that scene with Wednesday and Enid after Wednesday gets expaled is like lowkey is so funny to me. Because like thinking about it from Enids perspective, girl just found out her roommate was caught torturing her boyfriend in the woods and she's just over here acting like it was one fight. She's really over here like "Ugh this is so unfair I'm gonna miss you so much" like girl 💀💀 everyone's thought process is just like "I mean she didn't kill him so no harm no file right?" And it’s hilarious. The nightshade really over here like "I didn't know she'd expale you" like lmfao I mean I would hope you'd expale her 💀💀💀

[swimming-karyss]

i. i have nothing more to say

[parab0mb]

So... guess who just failed to keep their promise?

[xenomorphicdna]

I think, smacking Dreams' puppet over the head with a pole might not be a bad idea,,, problem is, actually getting close enough to hit him without being blasted with a death beam,,,,

Flames tho? He's my creechur, massive eyes and big ears, he's so confused