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Heh… No one asked but the movie Jimmy shares here is The Adventures of Mark Twain, where books of his are briefly animated, and this particular screenshot belongs to the book “The Mysterious Stranger” by Mark Twain. A rather obscure and unique book.
I want to talk about it because I read this book before knowing Jimmy also posted it, and when you know the context it makes total sense he'd share it. It's """briefly"""" like this:
In a small town in Europe, a peculiar stranger appears. Those who first meet him are by chance some children, and the stranger, without any complex, explains to them that he is not a human. He is an angel.
When they ask his name, he answers that his name is Satan, but when the children are frightened, he reassures them and explains that he has nothing to do with his uncle Satan, but Satan's nephew is still an angel, as heavenly as all the others.
And in truth he is not lying to them, things like lying are totally alien to him, human strangeness that he neither understands nor needs at all. In fact you will soon perceive that this Angel behaves in a rather alien way
He constantly makes it clear to you that he is not human, he does not have a human intelligence, he is another type of being, he sees the world in a very different way than you do and sometimes it is difficult for him to understand us as much as it is difficult for us.
He begins to perform tricks in magic for the children and the other inhabitants of the village, sometimes granting them. Some wishes and favors they ask him, and from time to time, he also does things seemingly at random.
But he doesn't do any of this as a favor, but simply because he doesn't care. Granting miracles takes him as much effort as blinking. He is basically all-powerful, he could turn the reality of the entire universe upside down, without a care in the world, whenever he feels like it, but he has no need or interest in creating chaos, nor in fixing the world, he is more of a tourist than anything else. He's not here to punish us or to make our lives easier, he's just curious.
It is a book that criticizes the religion of Christianity, also addressing issues such as existentialism, evil and human nature. After Twain's death, his family suppressed his writings, especially this one, due to its irreverence towards conventional religion.
Thank you for coming to my TED TALK.
#yapfest#who asked#me#msi#james euringer msi#jimmy urine#little jimmy urine#mindless self indulgence#not msi...?#the only audience for this is me#nobody thought about this tweet except me#also considering jimmy is very anti religion it makes sense
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quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕
#new bracken quiz just dropped!!#only took me like three hours actually. kind of impressive#for the way that i write quizzes. i will go 'let me write a piece of short fiction' and then expect to do it in one sitting#I DID IT TONIGHT THOUGH. almost 2000 words in the document. crazy shit#anyway um. what if i told you all that this one is normal for sure. nice normal regular quiz that will be nice to you#i won't pinky promise but you are free to believe me if you want <3#uquiz#my uquizzes#my quizzes#uquiz quiz#uquizzes#uquiz link#quiz link#quizzes#quiz#is there a tag for fucked up narrative/poetry based quizzes. how do i get that to the target audience#^ guy who has been spending this whole time cultivating the target audience
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Hear me out: Robin Dick would be the biggest Bruceman supporter and shipper.
This boy hates any of Bruce’s love interest with a passion because then his dad guardian spends less time with him and that’s obviously UNACCEPTABLE, SCANDALOUS even, so when rumours start circulating that Bruce Wayne is in a relationship with the Batman, he jumps right on the wagon.
Reporter, thirsty for a story: Mr Grayson what do you think about the rumours that Bruce Wayne is dating the Batman?
Dick: What do I think about my dads you mean? My very married very taken dads? My very faithful to each other plural dads?
He would fuel the rumours both as Robin and as Dick Grayson, punching criminals for talking bad about Wayne enterprises as Robin (“THAT’S MY STEPDADS COMPANY YOURE TALKING ABOUT!”). He would be on online forums all day talking about how Bruceman is the only Batman ship that makes sense and Doxxing people who disagree.
Bruce is so exasperated because this is happening at a time where only Alfred and Dick know his real identity so he can’t even do anything with ANYONE without making either Bruce Wayne or Batman look unfaithful.
Throw Reporter Clark Kent into the mix who has been sent to scope out the Bruceman story, who Bruce makes the mistake of flirting with at a gala. Both Clark AND dick are scandalised.
Dick, making a scene: HOW COULD YOU! BATMAN IS WAITING FOR YOU AT HOME AND YOURE HERE FLIRTING WITH SOME… SOME REPORTER??
Bruce, sighing: Dick-
Dick, tugging on Bruce’s suit and looking up at him with fake tears in his eyes: Dad, are you and dad getting a divorce? :(
Clark, panicking: NO NO THEYRE NOT GETTING A DIVORCE PLEASE DONT CRY
Meanwhile:
Bruce, crying in the corner: he called me dad
He would even go as far as insisting that Robin is his step sibling
Principal: how do you explain that whenever Robin is injured, Dick fails to show up at school the next day?
Dick: Robin and I are twins :) so when he’s injured I’m injured too and we have to stay home together!!
Bruce, whispering: I’m sorry, they’re not really twins but neither I or Bats have the heart to tell hem
#silly#do you see the vision#anyways if only me and android are the target audience for this that’s fine too#someone write a fic#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#dcu#batfam#batfamily#dc robin#dick grayson#nightwing#dick robin#superbat#Clark Kent#superman#bruceman#crack#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect dc quotes#long post#text post
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Penelope is also Athena's pet/blorbo/special little mortal/etc. and if you think otherwise you're straight up wrong.
You're also wrong if you think Athena only likes Penelope because of Odysseus and/or Telemachus. As if Athena didn't see a young Penelope pull some shit and immediately think "Oh! Another mind to mold! C'mere you! Let's do some riddles and weaving!". Athena was happy that two of her favorite pets have met and fell in love!
#maybe even Athena introduced them! idk#I mean c'mon. Pen is KNOWN for her weaving AND her Cunning and she basically knew that was Odysseus that was in disguise#Athena had to make Penelope go to sleep because she was sad AND she would've figured shit out.#Idc who Athena favored first but Athena definitely favored Penelope even before she was married. I will die/kill on that hill#everytime I see someone minimize/erase/devalue/etc. Penelope I want to bash my head against the wall.#*bangs pots and pans together in rage*#I think some of you only like Penelope because Odysseus likes her :') not all but... enough that it makes me sad.#like I've noticed some people only like my odysseus posts and not my Penelope ones. and oof. ;~; that tells me a lot😞#like yes. she's a bit of an enigma...AND THAT'S THE POINT. She's so intelligent that she's tricking the narrator/audience AND Odysseus!#Mad rambles#penelope#penelope of ithaca#penelope odyssey#penelope of sparta#Water Wife#odyssey#the odyssey#greek mythology#tagamemnon#athena#epic the musical#shot by odysseus#essay
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ghost gives konig a private lesson feat. soap as a very happy spectator.
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#in this part konig tries his very best to not pop a stiffie#and ghost smirks#which rocks his world more than it should <3#we love sparring tropes in this house#its such a good excuse to have the boys put each other into all kinds of poses#let's just call it practise for later#also#only one last story-based part in this series before it devolves completely into more.../fun/ content#peep the patreon for when that happens since tumblr wont let me do more than post previews#thanks for reading this far btw#y'all have been such an enthusiastic audience <3#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#konig#cod mw2#soapbox saga#ghostsoap#ghostsoapkonig
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i think one of the biggest scams i've seen in my lifetime is the idea that it looks better to have to have all matching mugs, preferably that match your dishes
reblog and tell me about your coffee mug
#i never want to see a dish set come with mugs again#(actually i change my mind i just realized i could give them away as gifts#and my friends would have mugs that match my dishes#but only for fancy dish sets not the soulless ones from walmart)#i trend minimalism and matching aesthetics in real life so i AM the target audience for that kind of thing#and theres honestly nothing i love more than asking my friends about their unique things#and you lose that when you all have soulless matching mugs#my favourite mug is a 20oz thats half glazed and unglazed pottery#reminds me of living in yellowknife with miles and the coffees we made during covid#my previous favourite mug was a gift from my mom#an awesome 20oz mug with a cute downward dog with dog drawing
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I just saw this video talking about actresses who've had to wear sexualized outfits on film that made them uncomfortable (think Margot Robbie in Suicide Squad) and it brought up an ongoing concern of mine about how films and tv shows are way more explicit now than they've been before. Thinking about how many actresses have been topless or nude on camera when it's totally unnecessary) Like I know Hollywood is experimental and would show sex and nudity in their films, I don't have a problem with that it's just how disproportionate the amount of women vs men who have to be naked and sexualized in film is. It's misogyny, pure and simple. Forcing actresses to put their bodies and sexuality on display for the pleasure of male directors and a male audience. And I hate that you can never point out how many actresses have come out and said that no, they didn't like wearing sexualized outfits on screen, they didn't like going nude/being pressured to go nude, they don't like sex scenes or explicit rape scenes but still anytime anyone mentions this you have to fight puritan allegations because god forbid you question how a notoriously sexualized and objectified marginalized community seems to always be sexualized and objectified in media.
#the pyre#I wish I remembered her name but I saw this snippet of an interview with this actress in her 40s who said that she wished she got more role#but as a woman in her 40s all her roles are either of a mother or sexulized#she specfically mentioned not wanting to do sex scenes especially for films with male directors#and to me this confirmed that atleast some actresses know that the only reason why they're given these sex scenes especally the long explic#scenes we get a lot nowadays are all to pander to a male audience which is why I roll my eyes when liberals brush off#any concerns as just not being sex positive or progressive enough#I really hate this new development where you can't point out the obvious without a liberal responding that not only are you wrong but they'#more progressive than you for fully supporting the thing you're criticising no questions asked
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Headcanon that Steve was tall as a kid and bragged about it a lot, only for literally everyone in the gang except Johnny to end up taller than him
Totally not projecting or anything I would never
napoleon complex gang where ya at
#the outsiders#the outsiders 1983#the outsiders fanart#steve randle#sodapop curtis#the outsiders sodapop#the outsiders steve#my art#sodapop x steve#stevepop#<- I mean not necessarily but that’s the target audience lol#ignore how I clearly have no idea how to draw 10 year olds. I tried#look I was like 5ft tall when I was ten. all my friends were a solid few inches shorter than me and I mocked them for it a whole lot.#so it’s kinda karma that I only grew six more inches after that I GUESS. still.#cas’s newsprints
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might be a corn plate tweet kind of post but during the last round of the mingle game which is where the group only consist of two people, everyone else was running without holding hands except players 222 and 333 that is a canon couple (or exes so far i guess) in the show, and the other pairing that are holding hands are players 120 and 246. could this be a hint that hyunju (120) and gyeong sok (246) could be an endgame in season 3?? bcs i certainly hope so
also the meaning of the color room that they were in is....well, quite fitting for their current relationship dynamic to say the least i'd say
#i know i look like a damn fool but god dammit this is the only heterosexual couple i only gaf about in the last decade so let me be#and like with the amount of crazy shits that went down and how they gotta fit everything in only SEVEN episodes#if it is indeed these 2 are gonna be a couple in s3 i'd say the showrunners did a pretty good job for warming up the audience for them#and this show is all about losing and gaining#so unfortunately its just make sense they gotta kill youngmi (which i also think hyunju's yuri love interest!!) to make a room for 246 so:“#and the actors practically are inseparable during the promotions just like jo yuri (222) and im siwan (333) so👀👀#everybody say thank you 120 x 246 for giving the straights some of their rights#squid game#squid game s2#player 120#player 246#120 x 246#hyunseok#mine#squid game season 2#cho hyunju#park gyeong seok#AND NO PLAYER 246 ISNT DEAD PLS (i scream as they drag me away from my electronic devices)
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Adam Page: international playboy
#aewedit#wrestlingedit#adam page#hangman adam page#hangman page#pwx wrestling#cwf mid atlantic wrestling#my gif#hanger gif#ik this isn't aew but he is an aew talent and that's the only tag that is activefjvhbjh#he is fascinating to me bc he said on renee's podcast that before marrying he'd been with his wife on and off since high school#and that he didn't know anything about dating bc he's been like a one girl man for the most part#yet here's here trying to be all suave and flirty but it mostly comes across like awkward and adorable like????#i love him so bad i wanna cry 😭#also obsessed with the fact that he doesn't miss a chance to tell the world he is a freakgfjnfjkgnj#question for people more knowledgeable on adam page lore are the girls he's hugging in the audience just 2 random girls he went to hug#bc that'd be unbrearably cute fr lol#or did he know them already or are they like his cousins that'd make things awkward for this gifset lmao#i'd have to delete probs#his smile is so fking cute i will *** myself
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well maybe if you look at bernie wrightson's frankenstein art youll calm down!
#posts made with a target audience of only me (<- guy whos been admiring bernie's frankenstein art & finding rarer pieces for a few hours)#the amount of detail and emotion that captures the growing anguish of the story in each piece and how it was a passion project....#no one was doing it like him!#also been looking at his swamp thing art and like. god i need to read it theres something so organic and captivating by it
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In Regards To Your 2024 Summary:
Holy shit it’s been another year????? The hell?????
Also! Your art style is gorgeous and that being found in 2023 and then refined throughout late 2023 and the entirety of 2024 really shows, as does your growth in panel layouts, perspective, and — as you said — experimentation. If you ever post your animation or video game art I’m looking forward to it.
As cheesy as it sounds, being able to laugh at funny comics and look at all the details of your art really made my 2024 brighter, even when things were hard. Including looking at your older art— it doesn’t need to be new to be enjoyable! I’m glad your art is well loved and it’s a privilege to have been here since the (near) beginning. I hope you take care of yourself in 2025 and beyond!
You and your art bring a lot of people a lot of joy never forget that <3
Thank you so much for keeping up with my art journey throughout these last two years! Two years!!! I am baffled at how that feels both too long and too short!
Admittedly, my art summary didn't manage to capture the fact that I did a lot of comic layouts that I'm really proud of. I also drew more backgrounds and made some very detailed works (*Dungeon Meshi spoilers for these examples*).
The growth is lot more evident when comparing my 'best' comics of 2023 to 2024:
Sometimes the growth is vertical, sometimes it is horizontal - and damn, sometimes it goes out of sight into the Z-plane. But it is always happening!
#art summary#ask#The privilege is honestly mine; to be able to create comics and have had people rooting me on since the beginning really means a lot.#To everyone who the potential I couldn't and continues to stick around: Thank you so very much.#I cannot emphasize enough that I do see you. I do notice those who regularly like/reblog/comment.#I notice when people who haven't been around come back and mass like/reblog posts.#There are some people who have only *ever* liked my posts or have only ever lurked! I notice! I am so thankful!#At the risk of also sounding cheesy; I'm honestly happy to give back whatever I can to my audience.#Knowing I have brought people a little bit of joy to their day with my silly comics makes every long night worth it.#I probably make a longer post about it in the future; but last year when I made my first comic redraw-#-was the same day I got the news that someone very beloved to me passed away. I was in such deep grief I couldn't respond to comments.#But I still read them and I mean this earnestly; even though I was smiling through tears -#everyone's kind words truly helped make a pretty dark month a lot brighter. I probably would have crumbled without the support.#What really gets me is this: it was never directed at trying to cheer me up. It was just earnest kindness towards a stranger making comics.#If you've ever wondered 'hey does PD-MDZS know how much I appreciate their silly comics?'#know I have also sat here and thought 'Hey does this person know how much I appreciate seeing them in my notifications?'#Which also includes you! Mina BNHA you will always be associated with the cool person who's been rooting for me B*)#I wish everyone a wonderful new year; may all our creative endeavors be something we see as an exciting discovery.
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A lot of people talk about how Utena explores abuse through Anthy, and how she is not a perfect victim, she plays role in perpetuating the system that is built upon her oppression, facilitating her own abuse. But I’ve never seen anyone talk about the role race plays and the implications it has. Utena deconstructs the idea of a perfect victim and what it means to be ‘worthy’ to be saved from abuse and harm, but Anthy’s role as a brown woman who is being abused by a brown man adds a layer to her story and I think it’s extremely important and relevant to discuss
#very important to me personally#because i do see this idea that westerners have of women of color who face systemic oppression#who only seem to sympathise with them if their stories and personhood is palatable to a western audience#revolutionary girl utena#rgu#himemiya anthy#anthy himemiya#ohtori akio#akio ohtori
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911 character ask game
(reblog if you want to play)
send me an ask with an emoji(s) based on the 911 character(s) you think i’m most like (personality and/or general vibe) — with or without nuance:
👨🍳 bobby nash
🍷 athena grant
👓 hen wilson
🐦⬛ chimney han
⚡�� evan buckley
🐱 maddie han
☕️ eddie diaz
🔭 michael grant
🚀 karen wilson
🍰 tommy kinard
👂 josh russo
💨 albert han
👑 ravi panikkar
💅🏾 may grant
💥 taylor kelly
🌼 shannon diaz
🥼 david hale
✈️ abby clark
#pls play to entertain me hehe#bucktommy#<- target audience#911 abc#911 ask game#this is meant to be fun so no hate please <3#note: i only included the adult characters
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i love when terumob makes a guest appearance in a ritshou fic because most of the time its like they descend from the heavens as the older, more mature couple to bestow advice to the poor foolish children. while in every terumob fic ever theyre the most romantically inept fools ever who cant catch a break at all
#possibly one of my favorite terumob tropes#its incredibly funny to me#theyve been dating for like 2 months they dont know what theyre talking about#i like to imagine its just ritshou’s pov of them. like theyre so well-versed in relationships meanwhile theyre sweating away trying to#think up something that MIGHT be helpful for these guys who are barelt a year younger than them#teru gets bumped up in the relationship advice category ONLY for his experience.#his prestige-dating lavender relationship homosexual ass is NOT helping out with your FEELINGS. he is the Denier#mob psycho 100#mp100#terumob#ritshou#its like when the celebrity walks on the sitcom set and the audience wont stop clapping. thats terumob in ritshou fics for me
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today i am thinking about the inherent devastating nature of the song, “one short day” in wicked and how, despite its upbeat sound and feel, the lyrics are meant to foreshadow the little time that these characters have, not only in the emerald city living out their dreams, but together as friends (or potential lovers etc). in the end, they really only had one short day. one day to live out their wildest dreams and fantasies together before they’d essentially be split up forever, because regardless of what happens after this, they’re both permanently changed in ways that cannot truly be reconciled. but anyway
#one! short! day! TO HAVE! A! LIFETIME! OF! FUN!!!!#or maybe it’s not that they’re changed but more that their changes become too great. too distinct to ignore#and maybe even if galinda does immediately regret her choice in some way#we as the audience know it doesn’t change anything in the long run#it just means that she has to live with the regret of that choice forever now. on top of already losing her only friend. her best friend.#aauauauuuauaugggghhhhhh#Yknow#anyway is it technically foreshadowing if it’s based on a tale the audience knows doesn’t end well anyway it just ends not well#in a different way from what we expect#i don’t know so don’t shout at me#wicked#wicked movie#wicked musical#wicked 2024#wicked 2003#cynthia erivo#ariana grande#elphaba thropp#wicked elphaba#wicked glinda#galinda upland#wicked galinda#glinda upland#glinda the good witch#one short day#wicked witch of the west#gelphie#glinda x elphaba#elphaba x glinda
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