#the office hc

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The Office lgbtq+ hcs (also posted on twitter but formatting will be different here lol)

Michael Scott

- cis, I don't think I could see him as anything else I fear

- he/him, but if he was asked he'd be very confused and would just be like "pronouns [pronounce] what?"

- bi, he never officially labels himself as that but we know damn well it's practically canon

- he is peak autism and I love him for it

- Ryan was bi awakening for obvious reasons

- I think he's kissed dwight before but refuses to talk about it

- Definitely had a crush on david at some point

- I don't know if he necessarily had a crush on Todd but he influences a huge part of who michael is he definitely likes him as more than a friend (not that michael will ever admit that)

- I was talking with a friend about if Dwight/Ryan were dating and just the dynamic of that and how michael would react

"You two shouldn't be together!!" He goes on this whole rant and tries to rally the office to his cause (which they don't) and he gets like so close to figuring out that he likes Ryan before he just let's it go

Not really relevant to headcanons just wanted to air that out lol

Jim Halpert

LOOK HOW PRETTY HE IS THERE

Anyway

- cis, honestly my gender hc for him switches a lot sometimes he's transmasc sometimes he's just cis whatever I feel fits in the moment tbh

- he/they, if someone asked him for his pronouns he'd probably only say he/him but I don't think he'd mind they/them too but again this changes for me too

- bi, in my brain it works

Also someone on twitter made a really strong case and they were talking about how ooc the thing Jim was keeping from Pam could've been him coming out as bi which I think would be a really cute concept

- I think Kelly helped him figure out he was bi as they are besties (I will make them besties trust)

- he has some freaky frenemies with benefits thing going on with dwight (with the consent of Pam ofc)

With that I'd say he's also ambiamorous he doesn't label himself as that but that's how I'd describe it

- he kissed ryan at a christmas party once

Kevin Malone

- cis, honestly can be pretty flexible with this I think it's fun to play around with transfem Kevin but not that realistic in canon

- I don't think he'd care much for pronouns but I personally really like he/she Kevin I think someone would accidentally use she/her and on him and she'd just go to Oscar like "wait you can use she/her without being a girl??" And that is his gender awakening basically

Oh also I think Kelly introduces to him to neos and he ends up liking cloud/clouds

- straight I don't know I can't see him liking men

- maybe has adhd??

- Angela and Oscar are the first people he goes to for everything (they ARE found family)

Ryan Howard

- you could hc him as any gender and I'd say yes but I'll just say transmasc, though I usually like genderfluid and nonbinary to describe him as well

- he/they/xe, kelly introduced him to neopronouns obviously my chronically online queer queen

- gay??? ace too?? Idrk he's super in the closet though

- he has kissed michael before and freaked out bc he didn't hate it

- Definitely had something romantic with Gabe

Pam Beesly-Halpert

- cis, though I'm not super solid on this though

- she/they, I think she'd make an extra effort as office administrator to make people wear pronoun pins and/or pronouns on their nametags so that they could be normalized in the workplace. Also in general I think she realizes there are a good amount of people who don't just use she/her and he/him so she wanted to be more inclusive. She is the hugest ally in the office.

- sapphic, kelly helped pam discover the term sapphic but she definitely had her awakening with Katy/Karen

Like she knows she definitely likes Jim but then she spends time with his partners and she's just like "wait am I jealous of her or jim?"

- while jim/dwight are fucking Pam and Angela also have a similar frenemies with benefits situation

With the consent of Jim obviously

(She is ambiamorous and labels herself as such)

- she's also autistic bc yes

Dwight Schrute

- transmasc and agender. I don't think he fully identifies as agender he simply just could care less about it's gender.

When explaining that to kelly (bc yes she is who everyone goes to when they're questioning their identity bc they've tried to talk to toby but he was so useless he basically defers everyone to kelly (also oscar will not answer those questions bc he can't be bothered)) she basically is like "so you're agender?" and it's just like "no I'm trying to tell you I have no gender!" "Dwight no-"

- it/he in professional settings it only uses he/him but like pam, angela, and Jim know he uses it/it's

Eventually everyone else figures out and they're just like "I've been using it/it's on him for years!"

- demiro; I think he very clearly falls for someone sexually very fast and will be like lowkey obsessed but it takes him awhile to actually fall for people romantically. I also sometimes hc him as nebularomantic since he is technically supposed to be autistic?? At least I hc it as autistic-

- pan, just makes sense to me 🤷

- polyamorous, as he's dating Angela he is also sleeping with Jim (with Angela's consent obvs)

Andy Bernard

- cis, I can't really imagine him as anything else sorry

- he/him and he's also a pretty big trans ally and he takes pronouns very seriously. He went to Cornell so he knows his english or whatever. He Will call people out when they hate on pronouns and use "I/We/Me" in the post.

- realistically? Bicurious

In my headcanon? Gay but so so deep in closet (it is glass though) due to his upbringing he has unfortunately repressed it just so much.

- had crushes on Oscar, Darryl, and Jim at some point, he would never admit these were crushes though.

- oh he's also autistic

Kelly Kapoor

- cis, though sometimes I transfem her

- she/her

- realistically bi but in my heart of hearts she's a lesbian with comphet

- she's dating Erin

- she's autistics with a special interest in fashion and celebrities

Oscar Martinez

- cis, not a hater of trans Oscar but I fear I can't see him as anything other than cis 🥲

- he/him, he also would get into arguments over pronouns and he would own the average transphobe by saying "actually-"

- gay (canon)

- autistic in my heart of hearts

- he refuses to catch feelings out of fear of rejection

- bc of this Andy has to be the one to confess first which is hard for both of them

Sigh gay men 😔

(TO BE CONTINUED I HIT IMAGE LIMIT)

[yum-grass]

Not sure if it’s just me but

Michael Scott is autism

[d0not-disturb]

I call them the postal pals or something

[dailymothanon]

I like to imagine his horn finial things move 😌 this is a second part to my hc post that Soundwave wears makeup like Frenzy under there 👍 i figure ES Soundwave at the least tends to take things to heart 😌 atleast from what I’ve seen he’s more expressive so I’ll go with that

[craftinginsanity]

the first time grian finishes the back of something and it’s cubfans ass

[pawwlick]

The most goofy ahh drawing I've ever made AND I LOVE IT 😭

[mangoish]

the permit office's less known slogan

[jupitisms]

GO PEARL GO!!

POSTMASTER PEARL MY BELOVED!! Genuinely the PET post office has been the highlight of season 10 for me so far I cannot wait to see what they get up to!

[kojitheopossum]

post office slash pet slash the neighbors slash my fav trio so far

[watcheraurora]

idk why but there's something so cute and charming about the fact that Pearl pitched the idea of the postal system to Tango and Etho while they were sitting at her kitchen counter that she stood behind

there's something so mundanely charming about "friends hanging out in a totally normal setting while coming up with an idea to revolutionize their 'society's' infrastructure" and then, y'know, they actually did it

yeah idk. just cute and charming

[feelingthedisaster]

i'd like to think that if andreil ever had to lie to the cops about the others whereabouts, their alibies will match without planning it or giving it second thoughts. they just know eachother like that

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The Office lgbtq+ headcanons (part 2)

These ones probably won't have as much notes with them, sorry in advance

Angela Martin

- cis but I'm not super solid on this

- she/her

but when I'm feeling silly she/he agender 🤭

- arospec, just vibes tbh

- unlabeled bc she thinks even labeling herself as straight is too woke?? Whatever that means (/j she is very sapphic to me and in love with Pam but that's for another day)

- demisexual

- also autistic why not? She has a special interest in cats

Gabe Lewis

- genderfluid or nonbinary idk no bone in that body is cis or binary

- any pronouns (including neos)

- gay and ace but VERY in the closet

- autistic bc I said so 😁

- probably had a crush on Robert (California, if that wasn't obvious...)

Creed Bratton

- cis honestly could be argued for something else

- he/him but I really don't see him caring he'll respond to any

- I think he's canonically pansexual?

Stanley Hudson

- cis, he supports trans people but he has a job rn so he doesn't really care

- he/him

- straight

Holly Flax

- they/she, usually just she/her in professional settings though. When they came out to Michael he asked a ton of questions but he's one of her biggest allies. Once he figured out how to use they/them pronouns he always made sure to correct people on her pronouns (bc even though they use she/her they/them is preferred and Michael knows this and wants her to feel respected and doesn't want them to only hear she/her used, please tell me you get what i mean 😭.)

- demigirl, not super open about their identity but she's out to Michael.

- pansexual

(michael/holly are the bi4pan couple)

- also autistic

Erin Hannon

- pangender quite literally felt like every gender at once and never had a term for it until Kelly helped her figure it out

- any pronouns (including and especially neos fun/fun's are his favorite!)

- sapphic always knew xe liked girls but never really wanted to label beyond that

- ace, just vibes tbh

- ambiamorous, they're dating Kelly and Pete

- autistic as hell bc I'm autistic and said so 💯

Robert California

- cis though I could see him being trans? Idrk

- he/him

- I'm pretty sure he's canonically bi or pansexual but I personally see him as bi

Toby Flenderson

- cis though he does have loser trans man energy (sorry I'm projecting 😭)

- he/him, he's really inclusive of different pronouns as an hr rep he has to give a seminar on pronouns and decency of respecting people's pronouns in the work place.

- straight but i think he's definitely questioned his sexuality before

Darryl Philibin

- cis, though I could see him as trans

- he/him

- omni, I think he's super insecure about his sexuality and gets pretty defensive when it's brought up, he definitely has a preference for women.

- Definitely had a crush on Jim at some point and y'know what Nate too

(TO BE CONTINUED I reached image limit again)

[crafting-mojo]

they are napping on the job!!!

[sprinklesharkie]

pearl dance solo in scars latest video

[radishearts]

Y is for Yelp ! (The review company, though I suppose the other meaning is true for some of these)

I had the pleasure of making some little illustrations for @hermitzine #9 alongside @chrysochroma & @bluequillss ,,, deffo recco checking out the full page (and the rest of Zine ofc).

Elliot wrote the hilarious reviews and Blue drew a gorgeous decked out piece and did all the stylisation of our page :D

[applepixls]

not quite sure where this originally comes from but i saw this picture and couldn't help but think of the permit office people-