#michael x david

[redvelvetcupcakes21]

This was too cute! 🏳️‍🌈

[barbara-on-myspace]

[amateur-weatherman]

poor guy

[insanityandstars]

Date idea: you punch me in the face; I invite you to 'join' me and my friends and it's ends up in me making you drink blood from this bimbofied bedazzled bottle and it turns you into a half vampire<3

[bubblegumbarbie33]

A MASSIVE THE LOST BOYS MEME POST

Paul during Michael's little blood-drunk escapades

Michael, having no survival skills

Star, watching Michael get distracted by all of the hot vampires

Lucy, having shit taste in men (we love her tho she's just a girl)

Max, creeping up on the unsuspecting single mothers of Santa Carla

The Widow Johnson sensing other vamps on her turf

Paul attempting to be a badass with his 🤙 and 👌

Michael and David fighting very Heteronormitavely

Max watching security footage of the boys trying to steal The Princess Bride from his store

Nanook, searching for vampires to fucking destroy

[argon-things]

Couple

[sparrowssally]

*cracks knuckles* Yet another PSA about the Tennant and Sheen families…

Alright, here goes it. I don’t give a fuck if you ship Aziraphale and Crowley. I’m a huge shipper of them myself, so it’s all good! Love them, want the world for them, etc etc. HOWEVER, if you want to:

1. ship David and Michael romantically

2. want to use shipping David and Michael as an excuse to be blatantly misogynistic against their respective partners (Georgia and Anna)

3. want to allege that they are being “trapped” in their marriage by their partners “strategically” having kids

Then get the fuck off my blog. Seriously. There’s no place for you here.

You’re literally hoping that David Tennant, a man with five kids, will leave his wife of 12 years (whom he clearly loves) to end up in a hyper-sexual romantic relationship with Michael Sheen, who would also have to leave his partner as well, with whom he has two young children and who he seems very happy with. You’re literally wanting happy families to get broken apart so that your selfish ship can sail. It’s disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourselves.

I get wanting to have queer representation, it’s greatly needed and there is always room for more of it. However, wanting to assign a queer identity to someone who hasn’t publicly acknowledged that they identify that way is NOT okay. I don’t care who they are, celebrity or not. If you want to see queer representation, then Aziraphale and Crowley are RIGHT THERE. Don’t wreck real people’s relationships with their partners—and their friendship with each other—just because you want your ship to sail. If for some reason David and/or Michael want to come out in the future on their own, then that’s for them to do when they feel comfortable, and speculating about their identities without them saying anything is just weird and gross.

AND ANOTHER THING! All y’all who write essay-long posts analyzing every single social media thing about Michael, David, Georgia, and Anna: y’all need to get a fucking life. Go outside. Touch grass. PLEASE stop treating these very real people like they’re puppets in your grand romance story. I guarantee you that their lives are probably not NEARLY as fascinating and scandal-filled as what you think they are. And believe it or not—because I know y’all LOVE to use this as “evidence”—people are allowed to not be all smiley and lovey-dovey in selfies and photos with their partners, and for many people, teasing their partners is part of their relationship! *gasp* I know right?? Shocking. It literally doesn’t mean anything that Georgia and David tease each other or that Michael and Anna tease each other, and that they all occasionally aren’t smiling in photos with each other. That’s normal person behavior and I’m begging y’all to understand that.

I know this post probably isn’t going to be seen by the weirdo people who need to see it the most, but whatever. I just really needed to get this off my chest.

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Michael: I have to go home. David: You are home.

[midwest-chainsaw-massacre]

Here. Have these

[martinsharmony]

(Shennant content)

OK so my good friend is a massage therapist. I built her website and she pays me in massages. I'm 100% fine with that. Anyway, I've been bugging like all my friends to watch Good Omens (of course). She is the only one WHO HAS ACTUALLY WATCHED IT. She loved it but I don't see her getting the brainrot but she did enjoy it and even told someone else she knew who was a David Tennant fan to watch.

She is bisexual so today while I was getting my massage we were talking about some of the Queer themes within the show. How the show is an allegory to the world at large for the Queer community, the fact that there are so many non binary characters etc.

I've been hyperfixating on David so of course I mentioned him and that I've been trying to watch everything he's been in. And as such I also mentioned the fact that he's hosting the BAFTAs this weekend. Then we started talking about Michael and how good of an actor he is and other things she's seen him in etc.

She mentioned that she saw them both in an interview....and she asked me if I thought they were...you know....involved???

I was astounded. She only watched a couple of interviews. She knows nothing about their personal lives. She doesn't have the BrainRot. She saw these interviews and asked me if I thought they were involved with each other. She said the way they looked at each other is what made her think that.

I said (while trying to contain myself) that a lot of us think so. The fact that she picked up on that after such a brief foray into their little world frankly astounds me. I explained the "jokes" that their partners have put online to put some sort of narrative in place and how I believed it was to allow them to hide in plain sight.

Here I was thinking I might be a little delusional (but I didn't care) because I'm so steeped in it. In them. Every day. It fills my waking thoughts. But here is someone who suspects with with the tinyest introduction to it. I may not be delusional after all.

Aside from being thrilled about all of that in general I'm also thrilled that I actually have someone in real life to talk to about this.

[barbara-on-myspace]

Real talk, the reason David was into Michael in the first place was because he looked like his celebrity crush (Jim Morrison).

[amateur-weatherman]

get it, he's carrying the entire GO Ao3 community :D

[insanityandstars]

i think bros a little jealous of star...

[bubblegumbarbie33]

Michael posted this from his Nokia in 2002

[argon-things]

My honest reaction

[val-creative]

Fictober Day 22: “why are we doing this again?”

David/Michael/Star (Lost Boys)

For @fictober-event's Day 22 prompt!

Type: Fanfiction | Fandom: The Lost Boys (Movies) | Ship: Michael/David/Star | Warnings & Triggers: Suggestive Content

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On the boardwalk, Michael feels a little lost. So many faces. Nobody familiar. Nobody but David, eyeballing him, and Star worrying her lip.

"Why are we doing this again?" Michael complains quietly.

David's eyebrows twitch up. He takes a long, cherry-bright drag from his hand-rolled cigarette before handing it to a rueful Star inhaling.

Star faintly coughs. "It's my fault. Everything's always my fault."

Michael shakes his head, touching Star's upper arm. "C'mon, Star... don't say that. Don't. You're the best thing that's happened to me out here." At his low and calming words, Star glances away bashfully.

"Your bike is busted, Michael," David rasps, nodding. "So let's go."

Huffing, Michael glances at David's motorbike. "It can't fit all of us," he mumbles, watching David slowly straddle the seat. A unbidden thought crosses Michael's mind--getting straddled like that.

David smiles widely, eyeing Michael again. As if reading the thought.

"Anything's possible... if you're not a coward," he teases.

Coward?

Michael rolls his eyes, straddling behind David and grasping David's middle to get steady. Jesus, he's practically all muscle. "Thatta boy," David says humming, adjusting when Star straddles on behind them.

Star's lips drift to Michael's ear. "I think he's likes you, Michael..."

"Well, I think I like you, too," Michael whispers back, his face heating as David's laugh reaches them. The engine revs. And, they're gone.