#tlb michael

[williamprattz]

FTLOH 2023 | David & Micheal’s relationship

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

good morning

[imagintheworldaway]

Paul: Pros and cons of dating me.

Paul: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Paul: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

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Y/N: I can’t believe we have to be stuck in this room together!

Paul, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.

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Y/N: Paul, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Paul, naked in Y/N's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Y/N, already taking off their clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

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Paul: I like your new pants!

Y/N: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Paul: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Y/N: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Paul: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Y/N: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Paul.

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Y/N: You look good in that hoodie.

Paul: You know where else I'd look good?

Y/N, zero hesitation: My bed.

Paul, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

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Y/N: What are you in the mood for?

Paul: World domination.

Y/N: That's a bit ambitious.

Paul: You are my world.

Y/N: Aww...

Paul:

Y/N:

Paul:

Y/N: OH.

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Y/N: I feel like doing something stupid.

Paul: I’m stupid, do me.

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Paul, on the phone: So no head?

Paul: *Throws phone and breaks skateboard*

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Paul: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Y/N: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Paul: Holy moly-

[aviradasa]

I have an online copy of the lost boys novel if yall want it thanks to @nxghtfxngs without them I would have had to spend $200-$400 for a physical copy.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1oqqoipTsweyl_lO7UqBHKcQ_bHcF1sTQ/view?usp=drivesdk

Incase yall want proof that it's not a link to hell lmfao

[adams-fav-roach]

Marko: *crashes through Michael's window and quickly crawls to his bed*

Michael: What the fuck?! Marko! I thought you were a cryptid!

Marko: *gasps* How dare! I am a cryptid!

Michael: You know what I mean. What you want?

Marko: Need ya help finding Davey's clothe nest.

Michael: I'm not doing that. Find someone else.

Marko: Sam won't come near me and the others can't find it.

Michael: Nope. It's David's safe space Marko.

Marko: Stop being a good boyfriend and snoop!

[slowlyoats]

The Lost Boys: Incorrect Quotes Part 8

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David: Paul, I have a feeling you’re lying.

Marko: David, be positive.

David: Okay, I’m positive you're lying.

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Dwayne: what’s the first thing you notice when someone approaches you?

David: the audacity

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*Micheal to The Boys*

Micheal: Do you honestly think you can fool me again just because you’ve successfully done it numerous times before?

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Paul: I have a pornographic memory

Marko: you mean photographic?

Paul: no

[atlas-coolbean]

David: Michael, what are you doing tomorrow?

Michael: Having my day ruined by whatever you’re about to ask me to do.

[silvermaplealder]

they're literally on a date

[acutemushroom]

Micheal : I'm not calling you a good boy, David you just killed someone

David : 😢

[gothamslostboy]

TLB Favorite Board Games

David

RISK

He likes the strategy that’s involved

It boosts his ego whenever he wins

Like…. A lot

But he doesn’t want anyone to give him the win

If David finds out he won just bc everyone else was bored?

Welcome to HissyfitVille; population: David

He gets turned on whenever he feels like he’s in control of a situation, and this is no exception

Game nights normally end in sex if he does well

His favorite people to play against are Dwayne and Star, bc they’re the only two patient enough to see the game through AND play well

Michael tries, for David’s sake, but the poor dude has issues with tunnel vision that normally cost him

Paul and Marko start off interested, but are always the first two out

Paul gets bored and diverts his attention to bugging Marko

Marko quits so he can start getting back at Paul

David keeps a vintage version of the game on display in his nest from the first decade it was released

Dwayne

Clue

Loves himself a mystery

Everyone else switches which color they are everytime they play

But Dwayne can and WILL bite a chunk out of you if you try to steal professor plum

Nobody knows why he’s so obsessed with it

He doesn’t either but thinks it’s funny to pretend he has some deep dark secret connected to it

ONLY will play with the og map

Marko tried to get him to play the board walk side and was met with silence

Marko

Trivial Pursuit

But only plays it the proper way 50% of the time

The other half of the time he plays it is the Smosh version

Where they don’t actually answer the question, you just try to make the other person laugh

He made a custom version of the game when Michael turned so he could learn about them and vice versa

He does really well on the science questions

But for some reason he can’t seem to remember any famous ppls names outside of bands

Paul

Kerplunk

He likes that it’s so simple

He can just get stoned out of his mind and focus on kicking everyone else’s ass

If it wasn’t such a straight forward game everyone would accuse him of cheating because he has literally lost 3 rounds ever

He ignored David for 3 days after he raged and smashed it while playing

He was fine after David stole him another one and some weed

He also loved the sounds of the ball falling

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A/N: I’ve been gone for a while but here’s a fun little headcanon thing I thought about while shopping at Spirit Halloween today

[thelostboysthings]

More behind the scenes 🦇

[darlingnikkisixxxx]

Wallpaper Number 3 🤎

So Far This One Is My Favorite 😍

If You Guys Like These, I'll Make More 👻🩶

[ohhimjustagirl]

fellas is it gay to drink your homie's blood from an ornate bottle in his regally furnished cave while his punk and most undressed crew watch and he stares into your eyes and you stare into his eyes and you engage in a battle of wills that wages inside of both of your bodies. lmk.

[recluserat]

I like to sit an imagine Dwayne having a crush on Michael the same way teenage girls did in high school (or at least I did) where he constantly watches Michael out of the corner of his eye, always somehow manages to force his way next to Michael whenever the group is out riding together but pretends like it just happened that way, has a running list in his head (or written down) of all of the things Michael does and doesn't like but he ABSOULUTELY WILL NOT SPEAK TO MICHAEL. Like will only grunt out a few words if Michael directly asks him a question but will avoid speaking to Michael at all costs

[aviradasa]

My 'The lost boys' Series Masterlist

Check out my main masterlist here

Requests are open

David

Dwayne

Dwayne general hcs (old version)

Paul

Paul general hcs

Marko

Marko general hcs

Micheal

Star

Shane

Laddie

Laddie general hcs

Poly

Bloodlust of a halfling

Tlb x gingersnaps! Reader

Tlb x gingersnaps! Reader pt 2

Memes:

What's happening to me star?

Spot the difference level impossible

Paul on a shelf

Dwayne don't give a fuck

David's extremely flammable hair

Psa i only do platonic laddie because hes a child.

Sams a cunt

Nanook's beef with paul

Laddies gonna be a serial killer one day

Michael abusing sam pt 1

Paul is Spiderman (Dwayne's escaping)

Dwayne's straw trick

Marko eats a rainbow

Lucy being an amazing mother pt 1

Laddies sick of life (same)

Michael being a dumbass pt 1

Michael abusing sam pt 2

The boys rolling a blunt w/ laddies bear

To many drinks or just their personality's? It's up for debate

Paul's shit ideas pt 1

David being a edgy bastard

Me to grandpa

Laddie worshipping the old gods

Lucy's a single queen

I still have nothing to say about this

Me boutta smack my friends Ass like:

If you would like to request a character to be put on the masterlist let me know

[adams-fav-roach]

Michael: Hey honey bunny *kisses David's cheek*

David: *shortcircuits*

Sam: Seriously Mike ya gotta stop doing that.

Michael: Nah, he'll be fine in a minute anyway.

David: What happened?

Michael: See.