#tlb incorrect quotes

[slowlyoats]

The Lost Boys: Incorrect Quotes 3

*Dwayne while tucking Paul into bed*

Dwayne: Go to sleep, Sweetheart. Pray for brains.

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David: Get that frog out of your pants.

Marko: No! He can do what he wants.

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David: Well, we got to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?

Dwayne: Probably Michael.

[i-heart-slashers]

Max: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something? Dwayne: Nope, absolutely not. Paul: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through. Marko: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life. Michael: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. David: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

[luv4fandoms]

Round 2 of Lost Boys Incorrect Quotes!

Round 1

Every 10 incorrect quotes I do I'll make a main post like this to add to my masterlist. Also there are links to the individual posts in the first line of each quote.

Y/N: *Carves "(First initial) + D" into a tree*

David: What an idiot

David: *Adds "4 ever"*

Y/N: You can do this,okay? Because you can do anything!

Laddie: I can't French Braid or whistle.

Y/N: Okay, well. Nobody can do those things.

Y/N: Why are you so tall?

Dwayne: So I can do this.

Dwayne: *Kisses Y/N on the forehead*

Y/N:...

Y/N: Oh...Okay

Y/N: I'm going to allow that.

Paul: *sobs all of a sudden*

Marko: Dude what happened?

Paul: *points to Y/N who's ordering food*

Marko: Did something happen between you two?

Paul: *shakes his head*

Paul: *whispering* She's so pretty

Marko: What?

Paul: She's. So. Damn. Pretty.

David: Who hurt you?

Y/N: What, do you want a list?

David:...Yes, actually.

Laddie: Dwayne can I go on the roller coaster?

Dwayne: What did Y/N say?

Laddie: She said no

Dwayne: So why are you asking me?

Laddie: Cause she's not the boss of you.

Dwayne, internally: It's a trap it's a trap it's a trap

Y/N: Marko just texted me

David: Ok, text him back

Y/N: I don't want to seem desperate

David:...

David: You're married to him

Paul: You love me, don't you?

Y/N: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

Y/N: I sleep with my windows closed so I know when Marko is trying to sneak in.

Max: Why would he sneak in?

Y/N: He leaves "gifts". Ya know, random birds, dead rats, the occasional severed hand.

Paul: Y/N! The normies just challenged us to a water balloon fight!

Y/N: Oh it's on!

Y/N:...Now, we just have to wait for the water to boil.

Marko, tearing up: I love you so much Amore.

[ria-coolgirl]

Hahaha 😂 I wish this was real!

David: Honestly, I’m just so badass. So full of darkness. I feed off of the souls of the living, I strike fear into—

Paul: You sleep with a stuffed giraffe...

David: Hey! He is second in command in my army of darkness!

[spidercookie18]

Absolutely losing it to the title loading in wrong while I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys hgskhfnvncnzsv

"On Wednesdays, we wear pink, Michael" 💅🏼

[bubblegumbarbie33]

David: I invited you into the woods because i crave the most dangerous game.

Marko, pre-vampirism, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

David:

David: I was actually gonna hunt you for sport but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is-

[fallingthruspace]

Michael: A drop of semen has more lives than a drop of blood, why don't vampires suck dick?

David: Who the FUCK starts a conversation like that?! I just sat down!

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Lucy: Who are you?

David(with a little attitude): I’m David.

(Lucy quirks an eyebrow)

David:…Ma’am.

(Michael snorts back a laugh and David glares at him)

[what-we-do-in-santa-carla]

The Lost Boys Incorrect Quotes

Star: Where's your boyfriend? Michael: He's not my boyfriend. Star: Have you told him that? - Michael: You don't scare me. David: Then why's your heart beating so fast? Michael: Don't worry about it. - Michael, standing over David's impaled corpse: Can I have a moment alone with him? Star: Of course. *leaves* Michael: Now listen, I know you're not dead. David: Yeah, no shit. - Star: Where have you been? David, lying on the floor: Emotional hell. - Star: I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian. - Dwayne: I found this ugly toddler. *holds up Laddie* Dwayne: Which is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. - David: Well, I guess I can't hide my crazy. Michael, who was just swinging off of a train bridge: I don't think you're trying that hard. -

[heeheehoohoo8]

Lucy: If your friends jumped off a bridge would you?

Michael: …

The night before:

[slowlyoats]

The Lost Boys: Incorrect Quotes Part 2

Star: Tell me, is it possible to love two men at the same time?

Paul: Set the scene, have we been drinking?

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Michael: Dwayne, I can sense some hostility. 

Dwayne: Good, because I hate you

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*Doorbell rings*

David: I hope its death

[i-heart-slashers]

Michael, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here. Marko: Hey. Dwayne: Hi. David: Hello. Paul: Hey! Michael: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Y/N, pouting: We were out of Doritos.

[luv4fandoms]

Incorrect Lost Boys Quotes:

Paul: *sobs all of a sudden*

Marko: Dude what happened?

Paul: *points to Y/N who's ordering food*

Marko: Did something happen between you two?

Paul: *shakes his head*

Paul: *whispering* She's so pretty

Marko: What?

Paul: She's. So. Damn. Pretty.

[goblin-iz-whack]

Michael: How do you know it’s Paul's trail we’re following?

David: The tracks are short, wide, and the shoes are on the wrong feet.

[chubbyreaderchan]

Y/n: You're vampires? Do you really go "bleh bleh bleh"

David: *deep sigh* I do not say "bleh bleh bleh"

Y/n: Well you just did... So...

[themarginalthinker]

Marko: hey David, do you like Canada?

David: wh- Canada? Why?

*sounds of sirens in the distance*

Marko: I just think you should really consider Canada as a home destination. Quickly.