#the lion the witch and the audacity of this bitch

[spicyvampire]

[py-dreamer]

ha.

(Can you tell I don't like peng very much?)

[yami-no-kokoro]

[silvertws]

MARK

OH YOU LITTLE BLUE PIXIE WHEN I CATCH YOU

WHEN I CATCH YOU

PETRO I SWEAR

MY GUY.

OH HELL NAH

OH HELL NAH

MF BETTER START DELVING INTO NECROMANCY OR I WILL.

NO

JUST NO

"oh Sabre posted Alux Rising... Imma just watch it before I go back to studying..."

5 minutes later

SOBBING

I WANT HIM BACK

WHY CAN'T THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER BOYS BE HAPPY

PETRO I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T BRING HIM BACK.

ALUX GET YOUR ASS BACK TO THE PALACE

GET YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN

"I'm sorry I broke your toy"

LEMME AT HER

I JUST WANNA TALK

In Italian and VERY LOUDLY.

Update:

It's been two days now.

I AM STILL NOT OVER IT.

HAND OVER THIS FREAKING PIXIE LET ME TEAR HER TO SHREDS

I NEED TO AVENGE THE BOYS.

NOT JUST MARK.

BUT ALSO ALUX.

AND PETRO.

MY BOYS DESERVE JUSTICE >:(((((((

I will not be satisfied until that mf is dead.

Actually.

I'll never be satisfied.

BECAUSE MARK IS DEAD.

Sabre, I love you, truly, you're great, BUT THIS.

THIS HURTS MORE THAN WHEN ORANGE STEVE FUCKING BETRAYED SABRE TO THEN JUST DIE.

Wait...

Wait a damn second...

SABRE YOU LITTLE- NOT THE PARALLELS! >:(((

NUH UH.

NUH UH.

NO! WE ARE NOT GONNA DEAL WITH ANOTHER SEER AND COLLE SITUATION >:(

DON'T YOU EVEN DARE >:(((

Please sir we can't handle it.

I am afraid.

Update again cause it's been over a week.

I AM STILL IN IMMEASURABLE PAIN.

[bayleavesfromthevine]

lmao y'all know i love my bowl cut man to bits, but pls someone tell me where in the EVER LOVING FUCK does he get off telling mina what to do?

[grapes-are-so-microwavable]

Im so deep in the closet right now im almost in narnia

I can hear mr tumnus calling to me

[smhalltheurlsaretaken]

AI generated images with watermarks on them make me want to hit something with a folding chair

[sluttery-withoutshame]

Yeah nah, bitch. You reblogged a different simp to talk shit about Eric. I didn’t tag you, I just called you out. Nice try.

Thanks for visiting. 👋

[kingfinfat]

Btw I've been unsubscribed from sticker mule since I found out they donated to trumps campaign, so I don't know why I got this fucking email but

Unsubscribe and never support this company.

[pensandsliverswords]

I know the wardrobe shouldn’t have references to the Pevensies but I couldn’t help myself

and kudos to my mom for putting this idea into my head <3 it was fun deciding what the carvings should look like

[sanguine-tenshi]

"Become Illithid. You've seen what I can do. Join me."

Oh I saw.

I saw you fail two attacks and then daintily float away. You didn't do shit in this fight. Bugger off.

The only good thing you are doing is keeping tentacles from my face and that isn't your power turns out.

[the-monkey-ruler]

Do you know the story of the movie "The Fire Ball" being stolen? Wikipedia mentions it briefly but doesn't elaborate

Oh yes! There is something about that!

So what you should know is that Fire Ball is 紅孩兒大話火焰山

Production company: Beijing Children's Art Theater Co., Ltd., Hongguang Co., Ltd. Production Region: Taiwan, China Publisher: Applause Pictures Limited Director: Wang Tong Screenwriter: Ji Weiran Producer: Li Shuihe, Wang Zhongyuan, Zhang Yanping Starring: 阿雅, 瑪莎, 楊貴媚, 澎恰恰 Length: 95 minutes Release date: May 8, 2005 (Mainland China), May 8, 2005 (Taiwan, China) Dialogue language: Mandarin IMDb encoding: tt2321301 Major awards: The 11th Film Huabiao Award for Outstanding Animation Film Award, The 42nd Taiwan Film Golden Horse Awards Best Animated Feature Film Award

This was made in 2005 WITHOUT A DOUBT!

However, there was SOMEONE that re-released it under a different name and SLIGHTLY different coloring 火焰山历险记 released in 2013 not even a DECADE later!

On the left are the edited cuts while on the right is the original.

"Production" Region: China Distribution company: Mr. Cartoon Film Co., Ltd. [China] Jiangsu Wudu Xiaoxiang Film and Television Culture Development Co., Ltd. [China] "Director": Xiao Huaihai "Screenwriter": Yin Heng Zhang Pingjuan Release date: 2013-07-19 Language: Mandarin Length: 85 minutes Starring: Gu Yueyi

A quote from it's Baidu page:

"The audience found that the animated film "Flame Mountain Adventure" is exactly the same as the animated film "Red Boy's Story of Flame Mountain" which won the Taiwan Golden Horse Award in 2005, but the names of the producers, directors and other main creators have all been changed. After interviews with many parties, it was learned that the film is indeed a remake of the old film, deliberately concealing the truth in the publicity, infringing on the consumer's right to know, and such incidents are not uncommon in the current animation film industry.

The film was edited from 87 minutes to 84 minutes, nothing else. The plot, theme, all original animations, and backgrounds are almost unchanged from the previous version. To be precise, "Flame Mountain Adventure" is just a re-release with a different name."

This was a Chinese company that clearly stole and made slight edits in what I assumed was a cheap and easy cash grab. I would say that maybe it could have worked if it wasn't an award-winning piece of animation that wasn't even released a decade ago.

"During the pre-release promotion of "Flame Mountain Adventure", it was never mentioned that this animation was a modified version of "Red Boy's Big Talk about Flame Mountain", and this important information was not informed to the audience at all. The person in charge explained: "This is the plan of our company's entire project. We are promoting this project in such an order, and we are not saying that it is different." It is obviously a "secondary production", but the original creative team list has been completely changed. The producer changed from "Taiwan Hongguang" to "Wu Du Xiaoxiang"; the original director was Taiwanese director Wang Tong, but now it has become Xiao Huaihai. Mr. Zhang said that he would issue a formal statement to the media to explain these questions. But the producer does not think there is anything wrong with the second release."

It is almost impossible to think about the AUDACITY of some people, especially in the animation industry. From changing the Diretor name, the screenwriter, and the voice actors of this movie and seeing NO issue with releasing it under different names... insane.

Check out their baidu pages but there isn't a lot more info there sadly!

[nightingale2004]

Alina information series: the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe pt.1

Before Alina was born, there was a second prophecy. A prophecy that told of a daughter of Aslan that would be born as a beacon of hope in Narnia, she would help defeat the white witch and ensure the future kings and Queens of Narnia sit on the thrones of Cair Paravel being the light in the dark for Narnia itself

Alina was originally born in a village of former sorcerers who no longer used magic since the white witch came to rule

Alina's village was loyal to one another and looked after each other like family.

After Alina was born, the cold ice winds started getting warmer, which was a sign that the guardian of the new Kings and Queens of Narnia was born sending a small beacon of hope to narnians near and far

When the winds reached the white witch, she immediately sent out her guards to every corner of the narnian icelands to look for the child, including herself

When Jadis was close, Jadis laid waste to Alina's village, killing and turning all those who hid the location of Alina and her mother into stone as a crime against the "Queen" of Narnia

Alina's mother ran into the woods to try and escape the queen with Alina in her arms, trying to find a safe place for them both.

When Alina's mother encountered the lamppost, she remembered her dream that Aslan came to her and told her that the journey her daughter would take would have to begin without her.

At first, Alina's mother didn't understand until she saw that lamppost, and so, she left Alina and ran to draw Jadis's attention to her

Alina, after a few minutes in the cold, was sent into the earthworld by the roaring distant winds of Aslans roar and at the doorsteps of Professor Kirk's home, where Alina was raised by Macready and Professor Digory Kirke

As Alina grew up, she was alone as a child except the occasional tea time with the professor.

But then, one day, while she was playing, she accidentally broke one of the professors' artifacts, which alerted Macready. So Alina ran to the room with the wardrobe to hide until Macready calmed down (which would take a loooong time)

As she went deeper into the wardrobe, she encountered the land of Narnia where she met Mr. Tumnus and had tea with him.

When Alina first stepped into Narnia, everyone immediately felt it. The winds grew warm, and the sun even showed itself. Mr. Tumnus even felt her warmth, and he immediately assumed who she was.

When the white witch felt the warm winds, she knew what it meant and immediately sent her scouts to find the source

Mr. Tumnus did consider turning Alina to the Queen, but he then saw a sign from Aslan and then immediately escorted Alina back to safety to the lamp post

When Alina went back to the earthworld, the winds of Narnia were cold once more in her absence.

When Alina went back, she tried to go back to Narnia, but the wardrobe was back to being a normal wardrobe.

Every day after she came back to the earthworld, she would go to the wardrobe and try to find a way to get back to Narnia

She continued to visit the wardrobe until she was 11.

Eventually, she forgot to go to the wardrobe and started thinking she was just imagining things and that the snowy world of Narnia was a dream

That was until the Pevensie siblings came into her life

[strawlessandbraless]

Just got an angry, slur ridden ask from some twitter troll telling me how to behave on tumblr dot com. I’ve been here since the beginning crypto cunt, I’ll do as I like

[kattab0x]

I know 🤨

[nerdiel-has-no-braincells]

WHO?!

WHO GAVE THIS MAN THE RIGHT TO BE SO CUTE?!

LIKE EXCUSE ME SIR?!?!?!

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I love this loser 😩❤️