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Credit @heavy-metal-baby

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I just added a bunch of photos to another bromance boys post, but I still have more I didn’t add!

I love that they’ve stayed besties for so long.

I love that in these two separate photos their mouths look the same.

I love that Bruce has Eric over for Thanksgiving coz he’s a master at carving a turkey.

I love that Eric was Bruce’s best man (and dressed just like always, with a thousand necklaces and looking like a slut showing off his chest).

I just fucking love them.

My babies, I love Bruce and Eric so much

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I know I only posted this @heavy-metal-baby creation yesterday, but it’s so accurate and appropriate to this post.

I don’t know enough about Eric Carr to say anything, but I can say there’s a reason all the Singer Simps are autistic (that I know of).

It takes one to know one.

If I had a quarter for every KISS drummer known as Eric who’s DEFINITELY neurodivergent I’d have ¢50

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Sometimes I feel sad they are ignored, but also feel glad because they are OURS. Less competition. In my fantasy world where we all have a chance with them.

I love the bromance boys so much.

Watching Take It Off and Bruce and Eric getting completely ignored by these chicks on stage like, damn those are the two I’d be grinding on or around in Eric’s case since he's behind a drum kit💀

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For some reason I have woken up with Every Breath You Take, but not the regular Police version, but Sting and Phil Collins performance at Live Aid. It’s really cool! Check out their whole performance there!

Tagging @sinsiriuslyemo @probably2zjeb

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

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Did I spy a new Singer Simp amongst us?

Imma set a trap and see if I catch @silvervinespiderwebs Can you hear the siren song?

Credit to @heavy-metal-baby ☝️

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So I guess we’re done booping now?

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This is straight up fanfic fuel.

Old man Space Ace helping babycat paint his makeup.

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You forgot a very important feature…

Lovely, juicy, round, bouncy titties.

Some Of The Requirements For Being KISS’ Drummer

-Must be under 6 feet/182.88 cm tall (bonus points if height comically contrasts Gene’s/The Demon’s)

-small and efficient (mini-powerhouse)

-creature and/or creechur vibes

-buddies with the lead guitarist

-BONUS: Is babygirl

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This is a great article!

Also reminds me of all the times on my holidays I’d find Kiss merchandise without ever trying. I wasn’t a big Kiss fan back then but for some reason I tried to take photos of all the Kiss stuff I came across, because they were just EVERYWHERE.

Anyway the Hello Kitty thing reminded me of what I found in FAO Schwartz.

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Laughing for DAYS that there’s no photo of Mark. That had to be an editorial choice because it’s not like photos of him don’t exist!

Here’s one courtesy of @heavy-metal-baby.

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Why aren’t I getting access to booping? I think I had trouble last time too.

Or maybe I’m just unpopular.

Its so funny booping people with Eric Singer as my profile photo, because for one he's the catman, but for two he gives would boop you.

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I want to be on the receiving end of that kiss.

I would blow you (a kiss in return).

Literally the cutest Eric photo 💋

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That LOOK.

He could do anything to me it he shot that gaze at me.

Make up or no makeup.

This man I swear to god

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Hit that bass drum, Eric! It does things to me.

Sexy little kitty

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Here’s some more!

That last one makes my ovaries implode. The way he casually kills me.

Eric doing his makeup

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