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Angelo (OMC) x f!reader, tiny bit of Nico x reader.
WC:3.4k
Summary: After some time apart, you and Angelo catch up. A purely self-indulgent fic set in the Kitten Universe.
Warnings: Smut. Rough P in V sex. Dirty talk. Daddy/Papi kink. Vaginal fingering. Mentions of M/M sex.
Angel
"Hey, Sweetie. How are you?" It has been a few weeks since you had seen Angelo. He and Owen had welcomed a new addition to their happy home. They'd adopted a slightly timid Boxer Terrier.
For the last ten nights, Angelo has slept in the living room while his new baby, Oisin, adjusted to his surroundings. Owen had doted and fussed over Angelo, making sure the anxious new parent was comfortable and actually sleeping. Rather than watching their new baby sleep.
"I'm freaking out. Owen wants me to meet Lily." Lily was the apple of Owen's eye, his granddaughter.
"Why are you freaking out? You've met his kids. They love you."
"Yes, but they are adults. Kids are brutal. They have zero filter."
"You mean they're honest, and she will honestly love you."
"But what if she doesn't. Now that we live together Owen wants her to stay over. What do four year olds even do? How do you even talk to them?"
"Angel, you're spiralling."
A deep breath blew down the phone. "Can we go out for lunch? A little retail therapy?"
"I suppose I could be convinced. I do have some good news to celebrate."
It was a warm day. The breeze blew pleasantly across your skin as you waited for Angelo to return from the bathroom. As he walked over, you couldn't help but admire the flash of his muscular legs under his skirt. The leather swished from side to side with the swish of his hips, giving you a tantalising glimps.
"So you had good news?" He sat back in his seat, bringing another piece of his vanilla crown to his lips.
"Yes. I didn't mention it before because I thought it was such a long shot and I don't understand all the legalities but I'm going to get a settlement from all the work I put into my family's business."
Angelo's breath hitched in delight. "Oh, that is wonderful. Congratulations."
"Thank you. I can finish my degree. Afford a new place…."
"With Nico?"
"Maybe." You grinned at the thought of the man you loved. "Not yet though."
"Oh?"
"We've decided to take things slow."
"Sure, you don't want to rush things with a man that has already violated you in every way imaginable." He added a pastry muffled 'twice'.
"Funny." You rolled your eyes mockingly. "We're taking things slow to build a strong foundation. We want this to last. You know beyond the really hot violation of each other's bodies. Twice." You weighed up adding the next part for a moment. "We started to see a couples therapist."
"Really? How's that going?"
"We're only two sessions in. I think we've overwhelmed the poor man. He's mainly given us tips for communication."
"Well, good for you. I'm glad you guys are planning for the future. You both deserve to be happy."
"Thank you." It warmed your heart that Angelo meant that with all of his. "So Lily?"
"Lily. I'm thinking bribe her with presents and use Oisin as a social buffer."
"You're a very successful doctor, who makes life or death decisions, and you are terrified of meeting a child."
"Damn right. Medicine I know. Growing up with my cousins I was the little effeminate kid who read, while they were all rough and tumble outdoor kids. Until I was twenty-nine I was a gold star gay. I was in two long term relationships with men who didn't want kids. I wasn't good with kids when I was a kid and I never thought I would have to deal with them as an adult…."
"Spiralling…" you reminded him as you stirred more sweetener into your coffee.
"You're right." He lay a hand on your arm in thanks.
"Out of curiosity, what happened at twenty nine?"
"A post break up dry spell, coinciding with the farewell party of a beautiful colleague who was going back to Germany and a few too many two for one cocktails."
"So I have Appletinis to thank for having you in my life?"
"First of all, it was Cosmos. Second of all, no, you should thank Dr Meyer for showing me what I was missing. The alcohol just got me over my nerves."
"You? Nervous about sex?"
"Not exactly about the sex. I was living as an openly gay man. I had the odd crush on a woman but I'd never acted on it. It was the whole ramifications of if I liked it. It would open up a whole new side to explore, and as you know, with new things in my personal life, I tend to…"
"Spiral. I know."
"Well I'm glad you explored that side." You leaned in to kiss him. He hesitated to meet your lips. "What?"
"I'm just thinking about the couples therapy. Is this still okay? Us?"
"Yes. That part he was surprisingly chill about. It was more the self delusion and lying that he had a problem with."
"Well, in that case." He shuffled closer to lean in conspiratorially. "After we finish stocking up on bribes for a four year old, you wanna come back to my place?"
"I'm not a hundred percent on board with bribing a child."
"Please. Bebita. I need help to choose the right things."
Angelo pulled you into a half hug. As he did, your hand grazed rather high on his thigh.
"Are you not wearing anything under there?"
"What do you think?" His low tone and warm breath in your ear sent a shiver through you.
"That we'd be better going to the toy store on Third. There's a stationary store next door too. Kids love crayons."
Angelo's eyes creased adorably as he laughed. The two of you quickly gathered your things and left.
On the way home, Angelo ran a scenario that he was eager to try past you. As you entered the apartment, shoes were kicked off, bags were left in the hallway. Angelo pulled you lightly along to where he wanted you. Past the dog bed near the living room. "Puppy school." He offered as an explanation as to it being empty.
The balcony wrapped around their penthouse apartment. They shared the floor with one other apartment. A thin wall separated the individual parts of it. It provided a little privacy but not much. Voices would easily carry to the next apartment. When you were in reach, Angelo promptly pushed you up against said wall. His hands skimmed along your thighs, worrying the hem of your dress. His lips left red hot kisses on your neck.
During the last couple of weeks, you'd missed Angelo. You'd missed the easy, carefree relationship you had. He was your best friend here. Actually, he'd become your best friend, period. The new person you had become this last year didn't have as much in common with her old friends. She still loved them dearly, Angelo was just a better fit for the new you.
"Are you sure they're not home?" You asked nervously. Public sex was never your thing. The idea of accidentally violating someone like that if they caught you was a turn off. They'd be one time with Nico but that was more about the rush of being with Nico. The attraction and the power you had over each other. So desperate for each other that you didn't care who saw.
"You sound like Owen. I told you they are away for the week at the same conference. That's how Owen found this place. He works with the neighbour." He pressed a reassuring kiss to you temple.
"Come on. I'll keep the skirt on. I saw how you've been looking at me." He twirled his hips for effect, the fabric swishing from side to side, inching up to show more of his toned flesh. "I've been thinking the same about that little sundress." The flimsy sundress nearly burned off your body under the heat of his gaze. Those soft brown eyes turned predatory. "Do you have underwear on?"
"Of course." You laughed. The material was light, a good gust of wind would leave you exposed if you didn't.
Angelo sat himself down. "Take it off. The panties then the bra. Slowly."
"The bra?"
"I want to see if I can fuck you so hard that they bounce free."
Something about that tickled you and a laugh bursted from you.
Angelo laughed with you. "You're laughing? Don't you think I could? Come here…." A tug on your arm set you off balance until you landed in his arms. His large hands tickled just under your ribs. "Angelo!" You couldn't help but giggle. Angelo was always warm and playful. It was hard to imagine him at work being the very serious doctor man. To you, he was your sweet Angel. There were times when his intensity bled through but with Nico there, Angelo usually fell into a sub role. That gave you an idea.
"Well, what if I want to fuck you in your pretty skirt instead?" The nudge of his rapidly swelling cock against your thigh told you he was more than okay with that. "Would you like that, Baby?" You rolled your hips, grazing his dick. "I'll fuck you so hard that my tits bounce out of my dress."
"Fuck the dress." Angelo did his best to strip it from your body. The top of it ended up hanging around your waist, he completely abandoned it at the sight of your delicate chiffon bra. His fingertips traced your nipples through the sheen fabric. As your nipples pebbled his tongue darted out to wet his soft lips. Before he could lean in and capture one in his mouth you stopped him with your hand in his hair. A sharp tug on his tousled curls stopped him in his tracks. The shift in the energy between you showed in his eyes.
"You didn't even ask, Angel. You should remember your manners." You chided.
A shallow breath rattled in his chest before he spoke. "Please?"
The quiet desperation in his voice made you clench around nothing. The well toned muscles under his shirt strained under your palm as he waited for your answer.
"Go ahead."
Suddenly, his lips sealed around one of them. His firm sucks drew out your moans like he was nursing on them. His thumb made sure the other nipple wasn't neglected before he swapped over. It took no time at all for your panties to be as wet as the sodden bra covering your nipples. While your nipples ached from over stimulation, your pussy ached from lack of attention.
Another tug on his glossy curls was followed by an order. "Go sit down."
"Si, señora." He folded himself down into one of the large sofas. Stripping his shirt off in one move as he did. It was tossed to the floor where your panties soon joined it.
Angelo's well defined legs dropped open under his skirt. The leather rode up to mid thigh as they did. The sight has you on your knees and pushing the skirt up around his waist in seconds.
"Hmmm. I've missed this pretty cock." You told him before traces the thick vein underneath it with your tongue.
"Oh, fuck, yes." Angelo's head rolled back only to snap back to you when you stopped. "Wha..?"
"You don't get to be inside me, in any way, until you make me come."
"Easy." He pulled you into his lap. His large hands spread your legs either side of his before one of them came to your folds, only to be stopped by you.
"Not like that."
"How?"
"Talk to me." You lowered yourself against his hard length, letting his thick shaft rub against your clit.
"Oh, I can do that. I can tell you how much I've missed you on top of me. I've missed your curves under my hands, the warmth of your pussy as it drips all over me."
"Mmmm. What else?" Your hips sped up as much from his words as from your needs for more friction.
"I can tell you that just from the thought of seeing you today, I had to jerk off this morning."
"I bet you looked so good doing that, Baby."
"I was naked on our bed, I came so hard at the thought of fucking you I painted my stomach with it."
There was something about watching your boys jerk off that just did it for you. Maybe it was the added naughtiness of viewing what could be a private moment. Or the fact that they could take themselves apart so easily, you were rewarded with the sight of them coming so quickly. The thought of his naked body glistening with his creamy release pushed you closer.
"Love watching you touch yourself."
"Maybe you could ride my thigh instead and you could watch me now?"
"Look at you trying to turn the tables by offering what I want. Naughty boy! I'm still in charge, you stop if I tell you to."
"Of course, señora."
With a little adjustment you were soon riding his thigh and getting closer than ever watching his large hand be dwarfed by his even larger member. His strokes were slow and firm. There was something so debauched about watching his first his cock that was peeking out of his skirt. It was a mystery to you how even after all these months of filthy, no holds barred sex that some things could still give you that type of thrill.
"Tell me how it feels?"
"Not as good as when you do it. Or when I sink into your pussy."
"I'll let you have it soon, I promise. Just be good for me. Keep talking to me."
"You know, the last time I sat in this chair Owen was sucking my cock." The lewdness of his confession made your hips stutter. A smirk played on Angelo's pretty lips. "He wouldn't let me fuck him out here though. He was too afraid of being caught. I wouldn't give a shit. I want the world to know how good he makes me feel. I had to settle for fucking him up against the window there. I took his ass while I pumped his cock. I talked so dirty to him I had him whimpering for me. He came so hard I had to clean the whole window." The mental image had you on the edge. Angelo could feel you tensing against his thigh. "So, señora, do you still want to be in charge or do you want me to fuck you hard?"
Being so close to climax had you needy and weak for him. "Fuck me."
"Oh, Cariño, you can ask nicer than that."
"Please, fuck me. Please."
The hand that had been around his cock, wrapped around your throat. "Who do you want to fuck you?"
"You…" A squeeze of his hand prompted you to remember. "You, Papi."
"Buena niña." His hand remained at your throat as he kissed you deeply. The passion that you had missed from him had his tongue swirling around yours like he was trying to lap you up. The entire time he guided you across the balcony, his lips barely left yours. When they did it was to spin you abruptly. When he stopped your hands automatically braced yourself on the brick wall of the balcony. The height of it allowing you enough cover to protect your modesty but your head and shoulders peeked above it, giving you a view of the city.
"Do you think people can see you from up here? Do you think they'll be able to tell that you are taking my cock in your tight little cunt?" He filled you as he spoke.
"Angelo!" He was pushing as deep as he could, making you take everything he had.
"I want you to be completely full of me when you come. I want to feel every excited twitch of this sweet pussy." His fingers strummed your clit as kept himself pressed deep inside.
At this high you wondered if people heard your scream as you finally burst apart around him.
"Sucia. Look what a mess you've made of me." His words didn't register as you were too gone from your orgasm. Absently, you let him turn you and push you down to your knees. He bunched his skirt up in his hand at his hip. "Clean me up."
Your tongue made quick work of the sweet fluid glistening in the hairs as the base of his cock and the top of his thighs before you moved onto his length, taking as much as you could into your mouth. "I said clean it, not enjoy it. Get up." His fingers caught in your hair. Dragging you up, he bent you over the balcony wall again.
"Fuck!" He bellowed as he slid back into your now drenched pussy. "You've made it too easy to pound the fuck out of you." His hips moved languidly, teasing you with the ease of his movement inside you. "Papi is going to use this little cunt until he fills it. You are just going to take it. I don't want to hear you holding back any moans. I want to hear all of it. ¿Comprender?"
"Yes." A sharp slap to your chest served as a reminder. "Yes, Papi."
After that point, any thought of anything but Angelo left your mind. The tip of his cock slamming impossibly deep. The girth of him stretching you out. His fevered mutterings in Spanish and English, all of them undoubtedly filthy no matter what the language. The caress of the soft leather of his skirt against your ass. Your arms strained with effort to stop your delicate skin pressing into the rough wall. When he realised this, he pushed you face first onto the nearest sofa. The wood groaned under the plush cushions as he rutted into you hard and fast. Another orgasm swelled within you, it didn't come to fruition before Angelo's cock swelled inside you, pumping out every drop he had to give you.
"Yes. So good for Daddy. Love this perfect cock sleeve." He babbled as he finished inside you.
After pulling out and wiping the sweat from his brow on his forearm he turned his attention back to you. "You were close for me. Let me see if Papi can finish you off while I stuff all my come back inside of you. I want to be so deep in you that Nico can still taste me later on."
Three fingers scooped his seed back up and rammed it back inside. You whined at the sudden intrusion. "Shhh, Bebita. Just take it like you took my fat cock. Come on, come for me." His thumb gently coaxed you towards your end as his fingers pumped his spend in and out. He could feel you close on his fingers. "That's it. You took me so well. Let me use your perfect hole to come. You deserve another orgasm. Come for me."
His sweet words pushed you over the edge. This time was even more intense. Your whole body lit up with it, chasing his touch. "Oh, Ang…Papi!"
A satisfied smile played on Angelo's lips. "That's it, come for Papi." His fingers worked you until you begged him to stop.
Happily exhausted, Angelo flopped down next to you, cuddling into your side. He intertwined his legs with yours, his softened cock pressing into your hip.
"Are you alright? I didn't hurt you, did I?" The softness returned to his eyes.
"I'm fine…Papi." You smiled.
"I know. It's such as fucking cliché but it gets me going."
"Everything gets you going! Why Papi in particular?"
"I don't know. You think young women are the only ones that can have daddy issues?"
"Maybe you should speak to someone about them? Our therapist suggested bringing you along."
"Therapy with you and Nico? I would do anything to get out of that."
"Anything?" You closed the gap between your faces. Stopping just before your lips touched. "Then try talking to Lily before you try to bribe her. She will love you like we do."
"I love you too." A tiny kiss was pressed to the tip of your nose. "Well, come on then."
"Where?"
"I'll need your help to hide all the gifts before she sees them."
The gifts were hidden, Oisin was picked up from school, and the three of you spent a quiet night in.
Owen arrived home mid-afternoon. After Angelo and Oisin welcomed him home, with matching puppy dog enthusiasm, he exchanged pleasantries with you before he ushered you towards the door. "I know you want to get home to him. He did great. Take care." He gave you a warm hug before calling the elevator for you.
Owen's words repeated in your head. Nico had been so nervous about starting at a practice again. The conference had been his first big step. Oddly, it was nice to be the one being leaned on for a while. Nico had done so much for you even if he didn't realise it.
Before you knew it, you were home. "Hi." Nico beamed at you from behind the counter.
Freshly chopped herbs scented the air. Quickly washing and drying his hands, he came around to pick you up into a hug. "I've missed you. How was the weekend with Angelo?" He set you down but kept you close to his chest, rubbing circles on your back.
"I shopped. Played with an adorable puppy. Let Angelo fulfil his desire for outdoor sex by fucking me roughly. Watched a movie. Then, this morning, we went for a run. Showered together, and just before I left, he made sure to make an absolute mess of me for you to clean up. The usual." You casually remarked.
Nico responded by walking away and turning off the pans in the kitchen. "Let's go." He pointed in the direction of your now shared bedroom.
"What? But food! It smells so good."
"Oh, I'm still going to fed you, Kitten." He smirked as he spanked your ass.
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#i have no idea how to tag this#smut#some pedro pascal character fanfiction#mostly an omc that may look like oscar isaac#the kitten universe
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korvo lost and farting 0 stars for you my boy
#solar opposites#solaropposites#korvo#tervo#did any of you guys read the interview where they said#they're never going to break up but he's constantly worried that Terry's going to leave him#Yeah.#korvo being so full of self loathing and feeling undeserving of happiness to the point where once he realizes the button was pressed#he was like Ah this makes sense. Surely this life is fabricated and terry doesn’t actually love me nor do i even deserve him#all my suspicions are true!#YEAH. HOLY SHIT.#and terry reaffirming his love for him oughh guys he loves him because he’s lame and stupid CALLBACK TO LOVING THE UGLY PARTS!! HELLO!!#korvo being so desperate in that episode to hold onto his family and his marriage NOT NOW KITTEN DADDY NEEDS A FUCKING CIGARETTE#and terry and korvo still falling in love in the alternate universe They would find each other in every universe bitch#korvo grabbing the what if box and burning his hands like holy hell
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Quick Side Hustle 💵
#alternate universe#funny#lol#haha#humor#meme#memes#animal#animals#cat#cats#kitty#kittens#pet#pets#caturday#cats of tumblr#baby animals#cute animals#catblr
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Little Dami was not allowed on Patrol one winter night due to a bad snow storm. Obviously he went out mad that he couldn’t go out but everyone else could. (He’s not used to he cold weather yet) He went out anyway and struck gold. He got in trouble later.
(He was being watched the entire time he went out by his family…the bright blue snow jacket was very helpful..)
#dc universe#batman#batfam#dc robin#robin#my artwork#damian wayne#batman and robin#damian al ghul#dick grayson#tim drake#cat art#kitty cat#box full of kittens#kittens#jason todd#he wears his siblings merch all the time but will deny it#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#damian and his pets#Damian and animals#winter#snow#snow day#fireplace#pls ignore how bad the background is 😭#also ignore my bad handwriting#bad handwriting#star eyes
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Hazbin cats again folks. We got, Carmilla saving Vaggie from starting a fight with Alastor.
Alastor is sad that his meal got stolen.
Vaggie was put in a "hamper jail", aka. a laundry basket, to reflect on her actions.
Finally, Vaggie wants to go home, but Carmilla, ain't letting her. She ain't finished grooming her.
#vivziepop#hazbin hotel#hazbin#fanart#carmilla carmine#hazbin au#hazbin overlords#alternative universe#alternative universe hazbin#art#cursed cat alastor#alastor#vaggie#cats au#cats#cat#au#hazbin hotel vaggie#hazbin hotel au#cat au#pet grooming#accidental adoption#adoption#kittens#kitten#sad thoughts#cute cats#cute animals#cute#cute art
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I've never understood why people wholly blame Maple for making the clan think her kits were Birchface's. I mean, I'll admit it's been AGES since I read MV (or any actual WC book lmao) but I swear she did nothing to start it? Frecklewish just Assumed they were Birchface's for whatever reason and Mapleshade just didn't confirm or deny. A lie by omission, if still a big one. But people act like its some vile, actively manupulative lie from Maple alone??? like yeah its manipulative but A. who cares let her girlboss and B. it entirely started with Frecklewish assuming??? it wasn't even Mapleshade's idea in the first place???????
You're correct; it was a lie of omission, completely suggested by Frecklewish. Mapleshade didn't fabricate this lie.
In fact, something often left out of discussions about Mapleshade's Vengeance is that it decided she was VERY pious. In the early half of MV, she believes that it's StarClan that's providing all these opportunities for her.
She thinks she's special, that her kittens are destined to bring peace to their two halves, and that the code applies more loosely to her because she so strongly believes she's right and that her love is beautiful. I think it's meant to come across as Mapleshade being "delusional" and disconnected with reality, but I can't help but feel like a fair amount of it is naivety.
Mapleshade is quiet, and Frecklewish rolls into a long, earnest monologue, thanking her for giving her hope with her brother's kittens. It reads to me like Frecki was in a depression after Birchface's death, and being able to help raise her nespring is like being given a new purpose in life.
It's gutwrenching on both ends, for me. Mapleshade is actually super uncomfortable several times around her "in-laws" during these lies, like she knows that she's in a dangerous position, and never really wanted them around to begin with. She clearly doesn't like Frecklewish very much and is actively intimidated by Oakstar. She doesn't WANT to have to lie forever, she eventually wants it to be known they're halfclan.
(and... why shouldn't she want that? This law SUCKS and it SHOULD be challenged. I'll go to bat for Silverstream and I'll go to bat for Mapleshade too.)
But meanwhile, Frecklewish in particular is being mislead. This means everything to her, it gave her a purpose when her brother had been taken from her, she thinks Birchface is living on and that Mapleshade shares in her grief. But it's a lie, Mapleshade doesn't want her anywhere near her children, and at the end of the day her love of these kittens is being exploited for their safety.
So... yes. It is manipulative, but the alternative was to actively tell Frecklewish NO and open up more questions about who the possible father was. Mapleshade is in a dangerous situation and she interpreted the opportunity as StarClan providing a way for her kittens to become accepted by their Clanmates.
I just find this situation is compelling. And they're both neat
#There is an alternate universe out there where Maple picked the Other Option between two choices#and her kittens were in even more distress or danger#and people are pissed off at her for not going with the option from OUR universe.#warrior cats analysis#mapleshade#mapleshade's vengeance
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Sambucky as Text Posts 1/?
#fr Sam he’s begging for you to flirt with him#sambucky as text posts#mcu#Bucky#sad baby hobo kitten#marvel cinematic universe#marvel#marvel edit#marveledit#sam Wilson#bucky barnes#sambucky#winterfalcon#sam x bucky#sam wilson x bucky barnes#bucky x sam#bucky barnes x sam wilson#the falcon and the winter soldier#falcon and the winter soldier#tfatws#FATWS#tfatwsedit#fatwsedit#buckyedit#bucky barnes edit#sam Wilson edit#sebastian stan#anthony mackie#mcu edit#mcuedit
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Glow Week for Monday: Surprise. @glowweek
ignore that the ring is on the wrong hand i was tired
#idk how to draw a pregnancy test I've never been pregnant#steven universe#steven universe au#su#su au#au/niverse#my art#image.png#Druid is such a pathetic wet kitten of a man despite his size lmao#walktheline au#druid steven
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finally settled on a scourge design i like
#its not on the sheet#but he also has vampire fangs#my wc au is a heroes & villains universe- hence the little bio lol#as a kitten scourge grew up close to one of his housefolk#who was an avid gamer and streamer#so scourge picked up on using gamer talk in his speech#even using them during serious/intense moments#scourge#scourge wc#scourge warrior cats#warrior cats#bloodclan#loafbud wc#my art#fanart
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Happy 17th Birthday Twilight Princess!
#linked universe#linkeduniverse#loz#twilight princess#lu twilight#kittens#ketto draws#sorry for the crap quality#my camera is not great#and the ine i was using diesnt work anymore 😔
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I feel like if Dipper were ever reincarnated as a demon, he wouldn't fit in super well with the others. Yes, he's been raised to vie for power and step on everyone in his way using whatever means is necessary - it's the same toxic bizz as when he was a human, appealing to gender norms. He's tougher, scarier, more powerful (than ordinary humans, that is), but when it comes to asserting control - being Evil - he doesn't have it in him. Given enough time, I think he'd grow pretty vocal about leaving living things alone. NOT torturing organisms for the hell of it, or stealing people's souls, or conquering planets. Sure, he's a demon. That's no excuse to be a MONSTER.
It's a VERY unpopular opinion amongst neighboring demons, and rumor spreads fast about the Goody Two-Shoed Activist imp raining on everyone's blood-splattered parade, so much so that it makes it to Bill, who's immediately intrigued. Call it intuition, but only one soul's capable of overriding goddamn demon nature for some preachy bullshit about "Doing Good." Lucky for him, demons occupy the same plane of existence, so all it really takes to verify the guy is a snap of his fingers, and POOF! He's floating right next to him. Sure enough, Dipper's fashioned himself a new and improved demonic form, and it is lovely!
No one likes Dipper's kumbaya "Can't We All Just Get Along" ideology, but Bill's almost instantly smitten with the guy, whoever he is, so he's gotta be at least somewhat powerful. Demons take notice when the all-powerful Bill Cipher starts lending his time (and magic?) to some low-leveler like Dipper. Is he being blackmailed? Are they working together? No. Not possible. Bill doesn't "work" with anyone, save for whatever human catches his eye every few decades. Doesn't look to be doing him any benefit, either. The opposite, even. Lending power to a saint like Dipper only makes it harder to cause chaos, after all. Why would he actively go against his OWN best interest to cater some imp's? It's almost like he's. He's.
A henchmen.
(Bill's also 30% more affectionate the first month they reunite, because he still can't believe that his adorable little human husband came back as the same SPECIES as him! He'd never complain over having a sweet human to squeeze, but one with teeth and claws and cute pointy ears doesn't hurt).
#answers#I can't help but picture demon dipper starting out all like#I'm Bad 😡 I'm Mean 😡 I'm Evil As Heck!! 😡#And still having a HUGE hatred for things that are Unfair or Unjust. One time he saved a kitten from a tree and got embarrassed about it#Eventually he just has to give into his nature and speak up about all the BULLSHIT he sees going on around him#Sorry Dippin' Dots even the society that 'raised' you can't prevent you from your do-gooder ways#Don't worry Bill loves you for the stupid idiot you are#Everyone is completely BAFFLED by Bill acting like a friggin' henchman though#I bet they don't even peg it as romantic interest at first. Dipper sure doesn't#He's thinking this is some Grand Scheme to convince him back into the evil fold#And to be fair Bill's very tempting in that respect. But not leaning as hard into it as he *could* be#Maybe he thinks Bill's trying to 'mentor' him for something. Seems like the kind of thing Bill would imply and let Dipper fill in the gaps#They're technically not the same SPECIES since Dipper's probably some human-shaped 'demon'#And Bill's originally from a two-dimensional weird universe. Technically speaking he's His Own Thing#Aside from whatever refugees escaped that plane. If any.#Demon covers a LOT of different beings that don't have much or any genetics in common#But you KNOW Bill's thrilled as hell that Dipper's Slightly More Immortal than usual!! This one's gonna last a WHILE#*slams fist on table* Give Dipper A Tail With A Tuft That Bill Can Pull To Be Annoying#Final thought: In this incarnation Bill might have been wondering where the hell Dipper got to since there's no human around#Given a long enough time he might even wonder if he was LOST#So you know that when Dipper reemerges on the scene everyone else was dealing with a VERY unhappy Bill Cipher for QUITE a while
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RealAgeAu Drabble - Cafe Gossip
I am back with another Drabble <3 It is another kitty one hihi.
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Also. @spotaus You better be ready :D
Timeline wise? about like... 9 months after nightmare got deaged. Guys have been in farmtale for like half a year (so where the gang is it is winter)
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Ccino sighs as he tries to find the damn cattoy. He swears Berry hid it somewhere around the cattree. He just knows. He can see Berry staring at him with joy as Ccino searches.
Ccino huffs as he shoots a glare at Berry "Anyone saying you don't like pranks is a filthy liar."
Berry has the nerve to jump down and nuzzle him with a purr before wandering off.
Ccino starts to doubt if the toy is actually here. He sighs and sits down at the base for a moment. Watching as Dream's cat version, Sun, rushes by. Sniffing, searhcing and crying loudly.
Sun makes a lot of noise as he goes and it breaks Ccino's soul.
Sun rushes to another room and a lot of noise comes from it. Well, that doesn't matter really.
It isn't like he gets cross-universe customers anymore anyway.
Ccino used to be a bit of a hotspot for other travelers. They all loved to visit him and eat as his cafe.
But... well.
That changed when he heard people whine about the damage that Nightmare and his gang had done.
And ccino had questioned why they thought they knew better than an actual god whoes job it was to do what he was doing.
That had just been the start. people said he agreed with what they were doing and how. Ccino tries to explain multiple times he doesn't say what happens is right. but he also tried to explain that just that it is stupid to think they knew better if they don't even know their reasons.
Quite a few insults his way later and the customers left.
It continued like that for a while. Now his place is a lot more quiet than it used to be. Ccino doesn't mind however. Honestly? this way at least the special cats cna mvoe around freely without Ccino having to be worried someone will connect the dots.
And people from his own universe still visit anyway so he is good still.
Ccino sighs as he rises to his feet and quickly goes to the counter. he crouches down and opens a cabinet and smiles softly "hey there Noot." he slowly reaches his arm and hand inside.
Noot blinks his one good eye open and sniffs the hand. then he pushes his head into Ccino's hands for pets which he happily gives one of his favourite cats.
Noot purrs loudly and Ccino feels a part of him relaxes. At least Noot didn't seem to get worse and evne the vet agreed.
...
Look maybe he shouldn't have taken a cat that is somehow connected to a very important person in the multiverse but Ccino was panicking!
He was so afraid Noot had been dying and by expansion Nightmare! He got the cat packed up and took him to the vet.
Ccino doesn't think he ever heard Murder, Oreo, Stain or Rust sound that panicked. ever. ccino had felt horrible about taking Noot away form them. The tiny kitten crying had been soulbreaking.
But he needed to be sure. So he took Noot straight to the vet and waited.
After a long examination and some vague lies the vet reassured him that Noot was just an old cat. To make sure the cat was comfortable and to let him rest his body when he felt the need.
ccino had felt such intense relieve he doesn't think anything is going to meassure up to that. ever. He happily took Noot back to the cafe and let him and the others of his little cat gang cuddle as he got to work.
He hallowed out one of the cabinets and made a comfortable little cat den for Noot and any of the cats that followed him around.
Ccino sneaks a look into the cabinet and smiles "alone today?"
Noot just keeps nuzzling his hand.
a sound of something landing. Ccino glances up and sees Murder on top of the counter, staring menacingly at him, which is sightly ruined by the cute kitten he holds in his mouth.
Murder huffs and quickly jumps down and climbs into the little cubby. He lays the kitten right by noot before starting to groom the bigger cat.
Ccino chuckles before rising back to his feet. He leans on his hand as he watches his cafe and keeps an eye on his cats.
Eventually Ccino's eye lights find a pamphlet. He takes it into his hands and rereads it.
It is a message from the Stars. a short explanation that Dream had been in the wrong and making things worse while Nightmare had been helping people.
It felt amazing being right.
Ccino chuckles as he hangs it on the news board before moving back to the counter. His mind thinking back to the one time he met the Stars... It had been ages ago. Back when the Stars patrolled the multiverse for the Crescents. longer than a year ago...
Ccino sighs as he grabs Stain off the counter again. He tried to give the cat a strict look "don't do that. you could get hurt." Stain just makes a little blep as he stares at him.
Ccino chuckles as he puts the cat back to the ground. Stain looks insulted by the very idea of it before huffing and walking off.
He smiles at the cats carefully before stretching his limbs out.
All in all it had been rather quiet today. Some customers had come by and one of the older cats had been adopted. it always warmth his soul to see one of the older gentle cats finally finding their forever home.
The bell rings and Ccino looks up with a smile "Welcome to the Cuddle Cat!" then he sees who it are and freezes.
He never actually met or saw them in person before. His little corner in his nowhere cafe wasn't exactly a big place. it was just a quiet spot people who wandered lost tended to find. It is how most of his cats arrive here too.
So no. He had never truly expected the Stars to just walk in.
The three walk over with purpose and the one with the golden crown smiles brightly. Ccino immediantly knows this is Dream. Mostly because well... it is just the shape of Dream's face is exactly like Nightmare's...
Dream doesn't seem to notice or maybe he assumes his shock is because of awe? Ccino doesn't feel excited. in matter of fact. he feels a bit sick. Wait! What time is it?!
He glances at the clock. okay. okay. it is only 3. that gives him enough time to get these three out before Ngihtmare's normal arrival time.
Oh shit he really is going to lie to the Stars isn't he?! No Ccino. don't panic. Maybe they won't even ask about that stuff?
Dream starts speaking and Ccino focusses back on him. Dream smiles as he speaks "Hello, I am Dream. and these are my teammates Blue and Ink." Blue waves when his name is said and Ink puffs up his chest when he is named. Dream smiles "We are the Stars. we protect the multiverse."
Ccino gives a slow nod "Yeah.. I heard about you guys. euh... welcome to my cafe. it is a cat shelter and cafe in one, if you wish i could tell you a bit about the concept?" when in doubt return to your customer service lines and voice. go full npc.
Drema blinks before looking curiously at the cats. he gives a smaller smile "I would love to hear it.".
Strange. This smile seems more honest to Ccino. Well, not his business.
The cafe however is!
Ccino takes a moment to explain how this place takes in wadnering cats nad helps them heal and socialise until they are ready to be adopted out again. The cafe is to encourage people to relax with some food and drinks to get familiar with the different cats.
At the end Ccino smiles "Would you like to order something?"
Ink grins and looks proud "We are the saviors of the multiverse!" he grins and looks pointedly at the food items "These all look very good! I would love to have some."
Ccino immediatnly feels done with all three of them even as Dream and Blue give Ink disapproving looks. Ccino had 'famous' customers before. Mettaton tries it each time.
Ccino smiles brightly back "Well! Let me know which one you want to buy! The prices are right by the display."
Ink blinks at him wiht two questionmarks in his eyes. Ccino jsut keeps smiling.
Ink frowns before grinning again "We are saviors. It would be very nice to be given thanks."
Ccino tilts his skull "What did you save us from exactly? I don't feel very saved. Not to forget. I don't do special discounts. if you want something you can pay for it."
Ink glares but Blue stops himw ith a shake of his skull. Blue pulls him back and Ccino can hear Blue berate Ink for acting entitled and just because some people gave him stuff deosn't mean everyone has to.
Dream smiles "Sorry for him." he pulls out a wallet and looks through the many different types of money and gold in there "Three chocolate milks and three shortcakes please."
Ccino nods as he gives the price before turning to make the drinks and get the cakes. It only takes a moment to ready the drinks and food and give them over in trade for the money.
Ccino gives them a smile and motions them towards the table as he turns to put the money away.
A moment later and Ccino can't help but feel like he is being watched. He looks over and sees the stars drinking but also quietly talking. Ccino notices the glances shot his way and it makes him a bit nervous.
It isn't like he made it a secret that he didn't allow slander of Ngihtmare nad his gang in here. maybe that protective feeling he had was going to get him into trouble after all. But how could he not? It wasn't his fault that he had found Nightmare sound asleep in the reading chair before, using his tendrils to wrap around himself as all the gang cats laid around him.
Ccino felt justified in his protective feelings.
silence surrounds them as ccino just does what he usually does.check inventory. check the cats. make sure the machines are clean.
The stars take a long time. it is already past four before Ink and Blue leave.
Only Drema walks voer to him with a gentle smile. Ccino raises a brow "Was something wrong with your order?"
Dream blinks and shakes his skulll "no! Not at all! It was amazing! It is just... I wanted to talk."
Ccino frowns and gives a slow nod "Well. It is quiet now so it should be fine. is there something wrong?"
Dream takes a deep sigh "It is... about my brother." his soul freezes and Dream gives a gentle smile "I have heard.. rumours that he visited this place. I wanted to be sure everythign is okay. and if you dind't realise at least warn you!"
Ccino frowns as he turns back to the machine "I have been clear to everyone in here. I don't allow slander."
Dream frowns as he looks unsure "and I admire that! But... it is for your own safety. If my brother visits this place I need to know. especially when he does."
Ccino shoots him a glare "and why woudl you ened that? To control my place? to control who is allowed to come here and go?"
Drema sputters and backs off looking shocked "of course not! It is for safety reasons!"
Ccino huffs as he crosses his arms "Give me the reason. Because no one here has ever been brought into any danger from Nightmare or the crescents. The people who make the most trouble are those who feel entitled to things or information or feel like they have any say in what i do with MY business."
Dream just gapes at him. clearly unsure what to do or say next. a bit of doubt appears on his face as he rubs his arm "I am just trying to help..."
Ccino huffs as he turns abck to the spotless counter to clean nothing "Give it to someone who actually asked for it or wanted it. I don't need anyone spreading hate and rumours in my place."
Dream just stared at him but afterwards he left.
Ccino is still unsure where he had gotten that bravery from. Protective feelings are overpowered honestly.
The Stars never returned.
Of course they didn't. Ccino had made it clear he didn't want them there at least.
It did slow his customers though and it was a shame to see that happen but at least he ddin't have to worry as much.
Well, that was before Ngihtamre disappeared without a trace.
THe bell rigns.
Ccino looks up and says his greeting wiht his normal smile "Welcome to the Cuddly Cat-" and he freezes.
Because that is Dream. Looking nervous and shy as he waves.
Ccino doesn't even think as he glares before speaking "Well if it isn't the god that didn't evne bother to read his own job description."
Ccino expected a lot.
He did not expect Dream to start laughing before smiling happily a she answers "I know right? I made a mess of things... It is just..." he rubs his arm "I heard you have... very special cats and i was hoping to meet them?"
Ccino wants to say no. Tell him to leave.
But...
The pamphlet.
The fact that Dream's cat version had been screaming his little head off searching for Noot.
Ccino sighs as he waves him up "make sure to turn the sign to closed please."
May as well see this mess through.
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#utmv#realageau#ccino sans#dream sans#Another Ccino drabble! :D#I just had this idea and i wrote the other one to set this one up a bit hihihihi#No baby today sadly.#instead you get cats and kitten! :D#Not much to say. aside from that i make the mess that is my links and stuff worse lmao#OH WAIT!#As for why no one really notices the special cats?#it is a universe things.#people who wish to use the cats against the counterparts are unable to connect the dots on who the cats are.#others can see the ressemblance.#it is why it wasn't until dream wished to make up and fix things he realised the cats looked like the others and himself.#it is a universe hard code to protect the universe and keep it stable!#Okay i am done :D
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call me a gatekeeper or delusional, but I don't like how you lot are switching up on cillian Murphy, couple months ago you were calling him ugly and Comparing him to oli London
what changed ?
#he is definitely not the first actor to go through this im just using him as an example#this hollywood cycle is so draining to keep up with i cant imagine how it feels to be in it#cillian murphy#tommy shelby#peaky blinders#Patricia kitten braden#the dark knight#breakfast on pluto#dc universe#jonathan crane#kitten braden#inception#robert fischer#a quiet place part ii#emmet#28 days later#jim#oppenheimer
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I found this little guy when i was leaving uni There were two girls trying to give him water, at first i didn't know why they were being way too cautious cause the cat seemed very chill, but he ended up running away one second later💀💀
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Flumffy gorl
#she might have the biggest head in the existence of the universe#cat#my cat#my cats#caturday#cats of tumblr#cats#kitten#cute#animal#british shorthair#pictures#coco#🐾
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Just some more Mama Carmilla shenanigans.
This is the only time those three ever get along. When their kittens are in questions. Mama Carmilla really be collecting them like pokemon cards...
Kittens, respectfully returned to their own families eventually.
Carmilla later, secretly agreeed to Rosie's proposal, to collect chaggie for their occasional gossip time.
#hazbin hotel#vivziepop#hazbin#fanart#art#hazbin au#alternative universe#alternative universe hazbin#carmilla carmine#hazbin overlords#cats#cats au#cat#comic#comic art#mama carmilla#kittens#sleep pile#sleeping#cute#pretty#funny#family#adoption#accidental adoption#love#kitten#kitty#memes#no
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