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I can’t stop looking at this little shit he looks like a poorly decorated cookie
#the book of bill#tbob#bill cipher#gravity falls#book of bill spoilers#kinda..?#most people have already seen him#I need to eat him#his eye looks like poorly applied frosting I can’t stop laughing#his stupid ass arms bro#shit ass little baby#the kicks are fire though#Shout out baby bill for the fire shoes
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Mini-rollo invasion : Scarabia

Anypov :

Heartslabyul - Savanaclaw - Octavinelle - Pomefiore - Ignihyde - Diasomnia
#Twisted wonderland#scarabia#twst shitpost#and by “keep one” kalim means a dozen of them#he's genuinely vibing with the mini rollos esp since he never had the fleur city fire lotus experience#Jamil is going to need help and support though#yea the curious mini rollo is seconds away from getting kicked into the sun
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HUGS!!!!!
#the kingmaker histories#colette geise#telesphore winterlich#my art#smoking //#i loooove them. had to draw this scene#but it took me ages cuz i got 5 hours into a first attempt but the posing was miserable and lifeless so i gave up for a while :(#this attempt is better (though accidentally an almost identical pose to one of my r/qg fanarts OOPS)#sooo glad i tried again. they deserve my best effort and I LOIVE THEM SO MUCH IM GONNA EXPLODE#tbh. i think colette would be like me in that she'd instinctively kick and flail whenever she's physically lifted off the ground#even if she agreed to it#she probs hasn’t been (willingly) carried by anyone since she was like. 8 or something. there’s no way she’s chill#btw dw the cigar is. fine. and even if colette DID somehow get caught on fire that'd hardly be the worst part of her day LMAO
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FE Secret Santa (Bonus)
Ashe for @silversongmsp
an extra submission as not everybody got drawings during @feshippingpolls secret santa last year
#myart#fanart#fe secret santa 2024#fe secret santa#fe ashe#ashe ubert#<- not gonna lie had to look up what his full name was whoops#initially i was trying to mimic the pixel art of Phantom Brave's cutscenes but it just devolved into using Firealpaca's pixel tool for this#it is not as easy as i thought it looked but that just goes for pixel art in general for me#either way i at least got more practice with shading-ish and pixel art so that's neat#not much rambling this time though i do remember liking Ashe back when i was religiously playing fe3h#haven't touched the game in ages nowadays i don't think it's a bad game just one i have to be in a specific mood for#the soundtrack kicks ass though i still listen to several tracks regularly#but anyways#fire emblem
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Bruce you make me so ill (Batman #416)
#how does one even process everything that just happened in this issue#Jason jumps the gun on a drug bust that he’s apparently doing alone#Nightwing saves him#pays the drug guys off with a big wad of cash#and lectures jason about arrest laws#then we find out jason doesn’t even know who Nightwing is and freaks when he mentions the cave#THEN we find out joker shot dick and Bruce fired him bc he didn’t want to be a responsible for a kid fighting crime#even though dicks literally 19 when it happens#then dick leaves with just the money Alfred gives him#and THEN WE FIND OIT BEUCE DIDNT FOLLOW ANY OF DICKS MOVES#and that dick got kicked out of college after Rome semester and spent time hitchhiking#AND THAT HE ONLY LEARNED ABOUT ROBIN 2 FROM A. NEWS PAPER#then bruce says he only took in Jason because he missed dick#yet still didn’t make contact with him for 18 months#but despite it all dick belatedly gives Jason Robin and takes down the earlier drug people as brotherly bonding#while Batman#for some fucking reason#is watching them land internally thanking dick#god they are so messed up#dc#dick grayson#nightwing#dick and bruce#jason and dick
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#fe3h#fe16#fire emblem#polls#ann in fodlan#i havent been able to find the game cartridge for 3 years but god i miss it#i really miss it.#and my parents who love me so dearly are like ‘WHAT THE HELL DO WE GET YOU FOR CHRISTMAS’#cuz i dont usually ask for much aside from like. socks. and maybe a pair of jeans.#but im seeing it on sale for forty bucks…#soooooooooooooooooooo#im kinda leaning in the direction of one house already but if someones ride or die for a house#and i know you are#im willing to hear arguments#i didnt include ss bc i dont like that one.#well thats not true. i dont dislike it and i think it has the best set up for complete sandbox cuz if gets rid of ur main lord#thus one less force deploy#and i actually do like the final map#but story wise…. why wouldnt i just go play gd… yk#dlc is here bc i actually love the dlc. lmao. though it might kick my ass im a little rusty
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okay nonbinary character in Orv alert. slay
#Pretty fun that they’re having a jealousy moment over dokja rn#(I know junghyeok said he wasn’t specifically talking abt dokja but I assume he said that to keep nirvana from attacking dokja.)#Demonic judge of fire and secretive plotter are goofy lmao#Junghyeok: IM NOT INTERESTED IN MEN#Constellation demonic judge of fire is coughing up blood! You have been gifted 2000 coins!#<- killed me. Demonic judge of fire I love you pookie#….of course when I look at nirvana’s wiki they’re misgendered. -_-#Though I guess the vibe is tht bc they reincarnate so much gender is irrelevant to them? Which. that’s a vibe.#but also would it mean tht they don’t rlly care abt pronouns as long as u acknowledge that fact?#Idk I’m just pre-emptively headcanoning in case they turn out to be shitty rep#OHHHH NO JUNGHYEOK TRAUMA MOMENT. LOOKIT HIS SAD FACE D:#Sidenote I do adore how much the power scaling in this is just like kids in a playground one upping each other#And that guy from the small world was such an overpowered oc even though we already have a parody of an overpowered oc (junghyeok) hdgjfjv#‘Could they have invested everything into speed & psychic skills instead of physical skills?’ OMG#KICK THEIR ASS DOKJA#I love glass canons. Surely they’ll never break#‘Ur hot so I won’t kill you’ nirvana if only you were a protag….. YOU ARE SO CUNTY#Kim dokja dissociating even harder to defeat literal nirvana. Good for him#going post#orv
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doing a fifth round of "is this actually gonna get posted anywhere or is it gonna rot in my trinket folder after working my ass for a flipaclip video". this is the thang of the day, cropped close up bcuz i think this part is cute n i dont wanna show too much at the same time
#flipaclip is fun until its not#the pixel brush is comfortable to use for me though#dont care about posting most of my animations cuz theyre for self indulgence but i like putting my full energy when using flipaclip#even if its to move manually an image from two pixels 50 times#im doing this without storyboard too. if its bad.. its bad..! fire emoji fire emoji fire emoj#i am Playing and having fun. until the app kicks me out then im sad#i wanna animate a leaF song one day. i dont care if its too fast for my 12 fps flipaclip low storage phone i will try and watch it explode#calamity fortune w jack has been a long time want to make but idk if i could pull thru the whole song without dying inside#doppelganger is really good too#this went from animating to music. ok.#i should go to sleep but idont want to. too motivated and chatty. send post
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I have adulted harder today than I have ever adulted before. I have so many adult decisions to think about and my brain is at the point of super saturation.
I am planning on taking the weekend off from adulting. Like, it's not my weekend to work and I still have a job for 2-3 months at least, so taking two days off to recover from all the drama is ok, right?
Someone please tell me it's ok. 😢
#ramblings#life update#even though i adulted and have a lot of things to consider now#i am no closer to solving my problem#and i feel like it's become several smaller problems now#and they're all kinda swarming me#like ants but not as cool as ants#like fire ants#i just need some time to recharge#and i can't see my therapist again until monday anyway#please tell me it's ok#otherwise i will shut down and then kick myself for shutting down and not being productive
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also thinking about Keith's relationship with Heath's crew at the firehouse in the runaway paladin AU, because they have to know him. They're all fond of Heath's weird delinquent son.
He doesn't trust babysitters, so he'd often bring Keith with him when he had to stay over on shift at the firehouse... at least, when they'd gotten to the point where Keith could control his shapeshifting. Keith as a toddler just running around the firehouse, because this kid went from crawling to running with no stops in between for walking. Everyone had to pitch in to keep an eye on him, because he seemed to have a talent for getting himself into trouble.
(they would laugh and say he still has one to this day.)
They kind of miss him when he gets older, and can stay home by himself. They'll still see Keith from time to time though, when he's out and about. They offer up one of the walls of the fire station for Keith to do whatever he wants with. He spraypaints a mural of a blue lion curled protectively around the Earth that no one really gets, but everyone agrees looks really cool.
They all know the kid is a little weird. They've seen him lift shit he absolutely should not be able to. They know nothing about his mother. But he's a good kid (despite his multiple arrests).
The half-alien thing throws them all for a loop though. And to think, they could have been poking fun at his dad for being an alienfucker this whole time.
#runaway paladin au#'in hindsight. keith being half-Galra explains so much'#they all get a kick out of him being the RED paladin though. the guardian of fire? his dad's a firefighter?#they definitely understand the mural more now
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apologies for the lack of art lately, i just got new glasses and am still adjusting :(
in the meantime, anyone have thoughts about lomion and tyelpe's relationship in the reverse gondolin au?
#not silm#not art#my stuff#the current Fun Bit In Progress is lomion tyelpe and gil's family portrait#the current Frustrating Bit In Progress is fiddling with the TA timelines#do you think gil should go by a different name? i do like how gil galad fits for both lomion and tyelpe's stars#ereinion also works in a less-vague sense given that both his dads are kings lol#and artanaro works in the feanorian sense#idk how to differentiate him though#like how maeglin is lomion and celebrimbor is tyelperinquar (bc gondolin quenya) and elrond is prince elrond#hmm#also saruman is probably getting kicked out of the white council early on lol#tyelperinquar (almost died because of annatar; also recently widowed because of annatar/sauron): i am not making that mistake again :///#he still has massive issues trusting himself that are even worse without lomion to talk things through/balance each other out#so i dont think he would do the active kicking-out#but he would definitely have a Foreboding Sense of Suspicion#and prince elrond (having trust issues in the opposite direction) would show saruman the door in three seconds flat#overall this white council is a lot more traumatized#a great deal more suspicious and equally dysfunctional#the moment the kinslayings get brought up nothing gets done for the rest of the meeting bc#galadriel and tyelpe spend the whole time glaring at each other#given their respective Everything the table probably catches fire
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Person A: Do you want a beer? I’m paying.
Person B, going through the restaurant’s menu: No. Ugh, where’s the good stuff?
Person A, half jokingly: I thought you were an alcoholic.
Person B: Exactly. I’d need at least, like, four beers — without food — to get slightly buzzed, and my stomach can’t fit over 2 beers in it. I’m small. I’ll have a rum, neat.
#source: me#incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes ideas#incorrect quotes prompts#tw: drug mention#tw: drugs#i used to be so small when all i did was heroin and ketamine. since i started drinking (i only started drinking every night because the-#-opiate withdrawal was so fucking bad alcohol was the only thing that kept my legs from kicking all night long and my skin from feeling-#-like it was on cold wet fire somehow)#anyway. when all i did was opiates ™ i was like 45 kg and i’m 165 aka 5’5 like i looked like a sickly model#now it’s only been a month drinking and not doing morphine or some shit and i already gained 12 kg it’s insane i’m like almost 60 kg now#i’m queueing this for a month from now so hopefully it’ll have been 2 months when this gets posted#and like i say i’m an alcoholic cause i don’t think it’s normal to drink like 5 nights a week but i’m not chemically dependent on it like i-#-was with opiates like i’m sober half the time. ive never done surgery while drunk for instance. there was this one time i had just had 4-#-shots in the bathroom in secret cause i was having a panic attack and didn’t know what else to do but anyway.#and they asked me if i wanted to close up on a tubal ligation and i passed on the opportunity even though i was Fine bc idk i just didn’t-#-feel good ab it. which is more than i can say for my professor tbh#like some other medical intern said ‘wow it must be so hard having to be On Call 24/7. like i bet u can’t even drink’#and he said ‘oh come on surgeons have lives too. in fact i drank more than a few beers just a few hours ago lol’ and proceeded to cut-#-someone open#anyway. yeah. i don’t get drunk at work yk#felt like i had to make that clear
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"He never snuggles with me. I get no snuggles."
"Well, maybe if you weren't so mean to him. You're so mean to him."
"He's a little asshole."
"Yeah, because you're mean to him. Maybe stop perpetuating the cycle. You're being mean, he's just a dumb cat."
Our senior kitty loves my husband more.
We used to both get bedtime snuggles, as he'd sleep between us as a kitten. Since our schedules changed and we don't sleep at the same time anymore, Mr. Nefarious snuggles my husband only. Real cute too, like a teddy bear he is with him.
We have a very big bed, that feels bigger when you're in it alone, and yet this little fucker has decided to make it worse. Does Neffers (what we call him) take pity on me and give me kitty snuggles?
No.
When I get in bed I get kicked and yelled at and shoved as much as his tiny body can shove (it is not tiny, he's a big cat). If none of this works, he bites me. If I try to snuggle him, thinking maybe he just wants attention, he bites me. He purrs the entire time. He loves to bite me.
So that up there was my husband blaming me for this, because I will shove Neffers' furry little ass right out the bed, right out the room and shut the fucking door. Granted, he laughed as he said it, because he knows damn well that has nothing to do with it. He also locks him out sometimes (because he wakes him up for pets, doesn't wake me up for pets).
There's no preventing this behavior.
As a kitten, he was a downright menace. This is actually better. Doesn't make it any fun when you're trying to sleep.
#kicked me out of bed tonight too#he likes to stare at me#nose to nose#until i wake up#then he screeches like a howler monkey that just gargled fire#the nightmares he gives me#my husband everyone#i guess#really the cat though#fucking cat#just snuggle me you weird old man#we're both cold and lonely gimme hugs
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do you have any book recs in general? i love your writing style and would love to know what inspires you! <3
four books that i can say really genuinely inspired me and my writing in terms of most to least favorite (of course these are all favorites but they can still be ranked)
Everything is Illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer — for masterful use of symbolism, epistles, the fact that every time i read it (over a dozen times at this point) i discover something new, and the fact that JSF was twenty when he wrote it—lends some belief that i might be able to do the same or similar. read this book when i was 15 and it is no joke the reason i am at the school I am at right now. long story but… this book makes up a sizable share of my soul
All Quiet on the Western Front by Erich Maria Remarque — for plot, character, and power of emotion. If you get a good translation, this book feels like a modern piece of war fiction akin to Kevin Powers’ The Yellow Birds or the first half of Full Metal Jacket. There’s a reason this book was one of the first to be burned by the NDSAP in the early 1930s. Absolutely superb & reading this book at 14 right after i had experienced my own sense of unparalleled loss and tragedy genuinely changed my life. A solid part of why i am interested in milhistory
American Pastoral by Philip Roth — for character, specificity of detail, and engagement with politics. I love every Roth piece I get my hands on. He’s gritty and gross and ahead of his time. This book was genuinely devastating to read. It’s so specific it HURTS. Proved to me that details are how you sell a story. There’s like a three-page monologue about how to make women’s gloves, and because of the context every word is more gripping than the last. One of the best ever American authors at the peak of his game imo. Which is not an unpopular opinion, this book is heavily lauded for a reason
Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov — for plot, inventiveness of language, and character most especially. Lolita actually isn’t an all time fav for me because I didn’t particularly like the ending (i didn’t understand the role of quilty in the story) but I can definitely say it’s had a clear impact on the way i write and especially the way i narrate. Humbert humbert squeezes out the truth and is so ashamed of the truth that his shame and all his little lies bleed out through every word. He’s utterly absurd but he’s entirely believable. He’s just… I don’t know. He’s just human. In a way that all fictional characters have an imperative to be human, because fiction is a reflection of our own sick and shameful real lives… and that comes out in Nabokov’s diction and syntax. It’s less specificity of detail, like Roth—actually it’s barely specific with details at all because the details are so explicit and shameful—it’s more specificity of LANGUAGE. Beautiful writing for writing’s sake.
But pretty obviously what has affected my writing most is that i moooostly read only straight white men writing about straight white men problems. See above. So my reading list might not be applicable/enjoyable for everyone. i would like to think i write like a straight white man. that’s my goal. my strategy is not to follow in their footsteps or to break glass ceilings but to eventually beat them at their own game. we’ll see how that goes.
#nabokov lost me at pale fire though#everyone says it’s so great#ok agree to disagree i find it a bit incomprehensible#I like to feel like I’m understanding something I get no kick out of feeling like i understand nothing#a lot of writing classes these days tell you to lean into your identity—I am not sure what mine is so i leaned into overrepped identity#queer (bi; in the middle) afab (love hate rlnship with my own gender i don’t wanna talk about it) POC (mixed; no cxn with either culture)#i have nothing interesting to say about my own identity which usually pisses my writing profs off#meanwhile FUCK i love writing about straight white men#i like to suck myself off by saying it’s subversive bc im brown and queer#but that’s up to the reader at the end of the day 🤷🏽♀️#anyway stop letting me ramble#not top gun#thanks for the ask it’s very sweet ❤️#if you read everything is illuminated LET ME KNOW OMFG I DONT HAVE ANYONE ELSE TO TALK TO ABOUT IT
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ok but the monarchs of fe engage are awesome and they needed to be done in this format.
#like they're all such badasses#and eve what a woman her husband dies her son is chronically ill her kingdom is threatened by Brodia's encroaching might and she hammers#out a peace treaty with Brodia as in Brodia as in war and might kick butt BRODIA. like what a 👏queen👏#but in the field of battle she is no match for any of them tho#like she is a smart savvy political force for good in elyos but give her a sword and it is a B A D idea#for real though#seforia has beaten Hyacinth in every form of combat (aside from magical) and is almost at Morion's level#noooo the saddest head canon she was training to beat morion in a sword duel (coz she lost the last one) when she heard of his death... 🥺#also hyacinth seems like the guy that goes to parties eggs people on and then watches the drama sipping the tea he got from Eve.#eve is trying to break up the drama but also kind of in it morion and seforia are the drama and lumera is trying to get all of them to stop#lumera and eve were besties you cannot change my mind#Fire emblem#fire emblem engage#fe#cinnamon roll meme chart#memes because I can
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