#the green howards

[hipsternumbertwo]

Black Friday Soundtrack on Spotify [The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals] [Nightmare Time] [Nightmare Time 2] [Workin Boys] [Nerdy Prudes Must Die]

[80smovies]

[theninjanomicon]

Character profiles and their images, I saved around early 2013 from the Disney XD website. Note the description for Mrs. Driscoll implying she just thinks the skeleton is her husband and the misspelling of Debbie's name.

A lot of the character images here are from their regular default poses which you'd see a lot on production work. Howard, Heidi, P-Slims, Viceroy and the Sorcerer are the only ones that aren't that default stance but are still stock images they'd use for things like promotional material, this.

I have an alternate version of these that are the exact same they just changed the formatting. I admittedly can't remember which was the original.

[artverso]

Howard Porter - Green Arrow and Green Lantern

[bitterkarella]

Robert E Howard: howdy pardnas, it's me Robert "2 Gun Bob" Howard Lovecraft: 2 gun bob! King: 2 Gun Bob! Koontz: it's 2 Gun bob! Poe: 2 gun bob! Barker: how many guns was that? i forgot Poe: it's 2 guns, clive Poe: you know it's 2 guns Poe: don't be an instigator

Howard: Gather round, hombres! i got a rootin' tootin' tale of two-fisted thrills! Howard: it'll really put the yippee in your yippee ki yay! Howard: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this Howard: the tale of what if there was a vampire Howard: IN TEXAS!

King: omg are you saying that this vampire Howard: that's right, pardna Howard: this vampire is about to MESS WITH TEXAS!

Howard: lookee here, some ornery varmint didn't like my Texas vampire story! Howard: so i'm calling you out, GP Olson Howard: of Sheldon, Iowa! Howard: y'all ever cross my path and there'll be a new grave up on boot hill!

Lovecraft: [sweats] GP Olson of Sheldon, Iowa?! Howard: that's the varmint Lovecraft: not GP Olson of Sheldon, Iowa! Lovecraft: the very name gives me the vapors! Lovecraft: oh god oh god i think i'm going to faint King: why? what's with this guy? Lovecraft: he's SO annoying

King: who's this you're talking about? Lovecraft: he's just this really annoying fanboy who won't leave me alone Lovecraft: but what would you expect from a degenerate swede? Lovecraft: they're barely even white!

August Derleth: oh boy GP Olson of Sheldon, Iowa? isn't he the worst, howard? Derleth: he's so annoying the way he never leaves you alone! Derleth: and keeps trying to insinuate that you're pals Lovecraft: Derleth: not like us, we're pals, right, howard? Lovecraft: [sweats]

Lovecraft: ugh now this GP Olson's written me ANOTHER letter about how vampires work! Lovecraft: he's always sending me letters trying to explain how vampires work! Lovecraft: i'm not some rube who just fell off the turnip truck! Lovecraft: i know how vampires work!

Barker: how do vampires work howard Lovecraft: i-i Lovecraft: i don't have time for this! Lovecraft: google is free! Bram Stoker: i can explain how vampires work Lovecraft: don't you start now too!

Lovecraft: listen to this nonsense! Lovecraft: "and another thing, stop bad-mouthing vampires in your stories! Vampires are SAINTS." Lovecraft: he's accusing me of being prejudiced against vampires?!? Lovecraft: Lovecraft: it's true that they run the banks, tho

Lovecraft: i am not prejudiced against vampires! Lovecraft: i dated one! Lovecraft: right Sonia? Sonia Greene: this is why we broke up

Howard: stand back pardna, i'll put a stop to this! Howard: [shooting letter with his 6 shooter] Barker: yeah this is about as effective as when mary stabs a Polidori letter Mary Shelley: that's very fuckin effective, actually Barker: how so? Shelley: makes me feel good

Poe: let me see that letter, howard Poe: [reading letter] "every day actually contains 4 simultaneously occurring days" Poe: wait a second i recognize this handwriting Poe: clive, did you write this? Barker: haha did you see how mad howard got

Poe: that's really not cool, clive Poe: as a writer, you should be more sympathetic Poe: have you never gotten really annoying fan letters? Barker: it's still funny Mary Shelley: it's real fuckin funny

[honeyspawn]

Black Friday characters according to my friend who has never seen Black Friday (but has seen tgwdlm)

inspired by this post

[fictionalheroine]

The shopping day from hell

[ophelieverse]

“Season 2 of House of the Dragon will be released tomorrow.How are you feeling?”

[missdreamfyre]

Katherine Howard and Alicent Hightower Webweave Pt2

[that-annoying-raven]

You think the ghoul is hot because he looks attractive.

I think the ghoul is hot because he saved the dog despite the fact it had just tried to bite his arm off and would cost him a lot of time and materials, despite having no reason to save it.

We are not the same.

[strathshepard]

Natalia Vodianova in Chanel Haute Couture, photographed by Annie Leibovitz. Fashion editor Grace Coddington, Vogue, December 2003

[featheredframingdevice]

Y'all, we've got to get on the same page with this. Little Shop of Horrors Day is September 23rd, not 21st.

No shade, because gods know I've misheard plenty of lines and lyrics over the years, but it's narration of an onscreen text crawl, so I'm pretty confident this time.

[80smovies]

[greendayauthority]

Green Day performing Platypus (I Hate You) on the Howard Stern Show, 26 April 2001

[artverso]

Howard Porter - Green Arrow and Black Canary

[bathmob]