#the dyslexic ass that i am

[lyranix1201]

I have so many plot ideas for a nevermore fanfic, but there is a small problem.......

I need to write it😭.

(it feels like torture not being able to write something, that you have been planning to write for so long).

It's a pity because I have so many ideas, like:

2 pirate AU (one of them, is were lenore is the captain of the well know myth called the flying Dutch man. and the other one, is lenore being a pirate and meeting a fortune-teller/princes Annabelle lee)

Mafia/cleaning service AU [ let me explain myself 💀. basically lenore and some of her friends (Berenice, Duke and pluto) work for this organization called Nevermore cleaning service, whose main objective is to Clean up crime scene's for the mafia.] (I have been writing the first chapter since April, and I'm still not finished😭 I hate being a perfectionist sometimes.)

3 what if scenarios. [ what if lenore didn't run after Annabelle after their argument (in this fanfic, I am pretty much just torturing Annabelle and lenore, I'm not even kidding 🙂🙈. I am going to put lenore and Annabelle lee through hell and back ). what if the misfits and the clusterfuck (we need better names for them) team up and escape nevermore, and I mean they team up immediately after they meet. What if Annabelle and lenore actually made a good plan together and didn't die.]

Jazz club AU ( everyone is dead and works in a jazz club except Annabelle lee)

Train conductor AU (technically you could call it that. Everyone is basically trapped on a moving train.)

"Mr. And Mrs Smith" AU ( inspired by the serie that came out in 2024 on Prime, not the movie. I have currently only seen 2 episodes, in summer break I will finish watching it.)

One were everyone works in a hotel and everyone is also death.

One were I got inspired by the series called "Umbrella Academy" that is on Netflix ( I remember watching this series like 2 years ago, and let me tell you something. well watching this series it felt like I was having a fever dream😵‍💫, and it didn't help that I was having an all nighter.)

Cult AU

Time traveler/Imortal AU

Superhero AU

Vampire AU ( you can't go wrong with Vampires)

A fanfic inspired by a books that I found in my portuguesa school library. The book is caled the "magician nephew"( yes it is in English, somehow I found a few English books there. I haven't finished reading the book, exam season is killing me.)

One were we follow theo in nevermore

one-shots( were lenore and Annabelle lee are just spending time together)

One were the cast are going on a camping trip.

And last but not least, 2 crakefics. one is inspired by a childhood series that I used to watch when I was a kid, that is on Disney channel called lab rats. And the other one, that I somehow promise myself to make, that is a lenore as snow White fanfic.

There are many reasons why I haven't finished one Goddamn chapter of any of the fanfic.

Knowing multiple languages (dutch, english, Portuguese and French) is a blessing and a curse, My dyslexic ass can't write for shit. I have so many difficulties in writing in all languages and i can't even write a simple frase in English, without going through the seven stages of grief.

(funfact: I fucked up, I couldn't even write the word dyslexic correctly, I wrote it like: deslesic at first 😭☠️) how the fuck can i be dyslexic in 4 goddamn languages. SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME.... FREE ME FROM THIS TORMENT.

[gothamdorkthoughts]

Dear Redhood.

I know you just watched me collapse, scream in anguish and sorrow before standing up and continuing to work on my assignments.

I’m fine. Uh. Don’t call the bats or birds on me or whoever you’re working with.

It’s not a villain origin story. It’s just been a week. I know I’m in college. I promise it’s not for crime.

[linotte-miller]

@papersirens suggested a "suguru is your pen pal" story and that has been living in my head rent free for weeks.

Anyway it's been a pretty exhausting week, I hope this still makes sense in my head. .....

Suguru spends most of his time on trains, shuttling himself from mission to mission, and then back again. Sometimes by himself, but not always. Still, he's finding himself alone much more often than he would like.

In theory, this gives him ample time to collect his thoughts, to re-read your letters and to compose a more thoughtful response. But he finds that he doesn't like what his mind says when it settles, so he's started drawing pictures instead.

Sunlight on an empty classroom. A snail. The cat that supposedly looks like Satoru–which Suguru assumes is a myth or more likely a prank at his expense. The alleged cat will not stay still long enough to get a picture (very unSatoru-like behavior), and although everyone else on campus has seen it accidentally, it cannot be bothered to cross paths with Suguru even when he goes looking… which is very on brand for Satoru now, unfortunately.

Suguru often draws the people he sees on the train. He usually throws in the cat, and if it's a particularly busy picture, he'll throw in a few curses. Not the grotesque ones, but the tamer, less threatening kind–curses that could plausibly pass as a Digimon, for example, or something similar. Sometimes you'll write back what you think they are; he's learned about all kinds of cartoon characters this way. But whenever you ask, he treats it like a bit of a Rorschach test:

"Is this supposed to be rush hour?" "On a bad day." "Morning or evening?" "Guess." "Hm… everyone's sleepy, so it must be morning…?" "Look closer." "…what's that gross-looking blob doing on a packed train car." "What blob?" "Top left, next to the students. It's got big eyes and weird wings?" "Interesting," he says, as if this wasn't his own artwork. "What do you think it is?" "It can't be an angel, can it? It's much too ugly…"

He plays it off with a light heart. But deep down, he's waiting for the day you admit to seeing the unseen. It doesn't have to be curses. If you could just see what's inside him, that would be enough.

[loge2718]

I started to pronounce Thrawn full-name – Mitth’raw’nuruodo in Indonesian because surely it’s not pronounced in english aka basic

So, I started pronouncing it in Indonesian instead lmao

[casperth3ghost]

i feel like i owe everyone who sees my actually stupid posts on here or on pintrest(or who talk to me like what) a public apology for my absolutely foul typos that i make

[lightbulb-warning]

i like keeping all my wips open because otherwise they go straight into "i forgor"-ville (population? everything im not currently staring at.)

my laptop fucking HATES it though. very unsupportive of you, bestie. wdym you can't handle the weight of 12 different overly ambitious projects at once?? massive you problem, you inanimate object.

[whatevenislifeatp]

Why should I care

about what this infernal flesh prison looks like when I will soon descend deep beneath the earth to be scorned for all eternity?

[o-i-w-u]

she is the best change my mind.

[godsjoke]

An analysis of Cutter in episode 14

(I have two completely different points I want make so this may be messy)

Pointed one: Cutter say’s this to Minkowski and Eiffel,

He said this to get under there skin because he already knows what’s happened to Hilbert and his last crew so I bet he had an inkling of what happened during Christmas, and why Minkowski and Eiffel called instead of Hilbert and he wanted to get under Eiffel’s (and Minkowski’s but I feel it was directed towards him 🤷) skin because, if Hilbert would turn out to be a someone capable of murder why wouldn’t Minkowski be the same. I’m sure Eiffel wouldn’t really buy that, though it was briefly a possibility it still would have been scary.

My second point is more of an observation that I love to fixate on when Cutters voice blasts in my ears.

I love when he goes into so many conversation already knows what will happen and how people will react to if he does so and so many things or how that person would react if he does whatever lil cute malicious thing to that certain person.

I think in the beginning of the ep he didn’t necessarily know what he was going into during the beginning of the ep but there a part that I think shows when he figures out what he will do pursuing onward it.

Im kicking myself because I don’t remember when because I was cleaning while listening to it and I tried to find it again but I don’t remember when it showed up and it’s hella late, RAHHH but breh I was listening to this ep and came across that scene and was like that was magnificent the way he manipulated the situation to serve him. 💅👠

What a girly pop queen of a man. 💖💕🌸🤭

[pagesfromthevoid]

Hindsight is 20/20 because I’m teaching high school next year (instead of middle school) and I’m realizing I have to teach the novels I refused to read when I was 15-17

I swear to GOD I have to read The Great Gatsby and Shakespeare and I’m going to hate every second of it

[foulestbauble]

Confessing to my new friends that I am dyslexic (a lie) after being outed as disabled by a teacher (i am in no way dyslexic)

Bonus points for the fake ex-boyfriend (I’m not straight) like this is not healthy in the long run but yk how it is

[pandorasparad0x]

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[panb1mbo]

i played chess against this AI based off a real chess player who was some famous athlete and anyway he TAUNTED ME? made like one mistake and still kicked his ass and this computer man was making fun of me like no one's business. YES he hurt my feelings but he also made me want to leave his metaphorical entrails spitefully splattered all over the fucking board. "oh, so you've been watching film?" NO. i watched the queens gambit like once bc anya taylor joy and drugs seems like a fun mix, remembered i like chess and refused to learn any specific plays just like i did when i was a child. i play chess sir. i never said i take it seriously.

[voxrolly]

Like all the time!

[ashironie]

i was reading my second grade writing journal (or as i would say ‘secant grad riting jernal’) and reading it aloud so now i can barely read other people’s posts without saying ‘my best fense haz ben haveing a relli hand tim sooe I mit not be her lang’ in my head (or as i would say ‘hed’)

[n0vazsq]

Till the day that I die | OP81 x Reader

pairing . . . oscar piastri x dyslexic!youtuber!reader

summary . . . Being dyslexic on social media may be hard, but your knight in shining armour is always there to defend you

request . . . yes!! based on this request

word count . . . N/A

warnings . . . none!

faceclaim . . . blanca soler MY WIFE and lily zneimer for couple posts!

alexavia yaps . . . havent written a smau in a while im afraid ive forgotten how </3 ANYHOW im saur happy ydek bc i dont have to edit this?? i dont have to read it 75 times for mistakes?? MY DYSLEXIC ASS CAN BE FREE!!!!! ps this is LITTERED with refrences! also ignore how i kind off didnt follow the request I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO DO IT. dechipher the captions yallselves im too lazy to do it

y/n l/n posted a new video !

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yourusername grmw vlog is out!!! had so fun filsming it and we had an ella feaure included!!! (ella is y/n's dog!)

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y/nfan5 WOOHOO!!!!!

oscarpiastri Can't wait to have you in my arms

yourusername aww osc youre too sweet <3

oscarpiastri Only for you <3

f1_girly are those typos in the caption or am i tweaking

y/nswifeyy. They are! Y/n is dyslexic so every once in a while we get a typo or two

username1 im looking DISRESPECTFULLY

username2 how did she misspell two very easy words? girl go back to school

oscarpiastri She's dyslexic, you're not, so go fuck yourself

username3 OSCAR???

oscarloverr. I DIDNT KNOW OSCAR HAD IT IN HIM

y/nsno1fan guys IGNORE OSCAR AND LOOK AT Y/N

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri With the love of my life once again tagged: yourusername

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username4 I CAN DO ANYTHING PLS JUST LET ME HIT

charlesleclerc Don't bully my daughter-in-law

yourusername CHARLS ILYSM

yourusername BEST FATHER IN LAW I'VE EVR HAD

charlesleclerc I'm the only one you have?

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oscarpiastri Thank you Charles

lando_norris photo credits?

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lando_norris wow y/n i thouht we were frinds

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hater2 How do you mess up the word 'yourself' so bad?

yourusername magic

oscarpiastri Do you not have a life? Or is it hating on my girlfriend?

yourusername ate

oscarpiastri Thank you 😊

username5 HELP OSCAR IS WHIPPED FOR Y/N

username6 who ISNT

username5 good point

plmvia Y/n i love you pls don't die

f1_3112 y/n ate, left no crumbs, wiped the plate clean and oscar is meh ig

yourusername i love you

oscarpiastri me more

yourusername till the day that i die i love you more

oscarpiastri MY HEART

y/n l/n posted a new video !

comments !

yourusername

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yourusername small phtotdup since my boyafriend is away at war ad is begging for pcitures </3 also a new vlog is out!

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username7 OH. MY. GOD. how hard is it for you to spell properly?

oscarpiastri As hard as it is for you to get a life and stop hating

yourusername gnawing at the bars of my enclisure that was hit

oscarpiastri Hit?

lando_norris she meant hot, oscar. hot

yourusername H-O-T-T-O-G-O you cna tae me hot to go!!!!!!!!!

oscarpiastri Stunning as always

oscarpiastri Zak better strap me down to the car because I am so close to booking a flight back home

oscarpiastri I've watched all your vlogs thrice

username8 my wife guys back off

oscarpiastri Uhm no?

username8 OMG OSCAR REPLIED SOS

oscarpiastri Text me please

yourusername will do

lando_norris this would've been a normal post if oscar wasn't a sappy muppet

yourusername oi leave my boyfriend alone

oscarpiastri When she defends you from haters <3

lando_norris you bring out a side in him that no one wants to see

yourusername sorry?

lando_norris you better be

username9 MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER

y/nplsmarryme gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous omg

verchstappan we're so back

oscah.pastry SHES MY IDOL

yourusername

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yourusername finally reunited with my beuatufil biyfriend and the love of my life <33 love you till the die that iday tagged: oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri I swear to god if someone comments about the typos in the caption I will personally run you over with my F1 car

yourusername so romantic 😍

oscarpiastri All for you ❤

lando_norris till the die that i day?

yourusername FUCK

oscarpiastri It's alright I got the meaning

yourusername i hare this dysexia

yourusername LANDO I SWEAR TO GOD

lando_norris I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING

yourusername you were about to

lando_norris sigh

superyuki22 i need this in my life

username10 mother y/n feed us some ynoscar crumbs

username11 if i was oscar id have a meltdown everyday out of stress of losing this goddess

username12 this is the best love story in the history of love stories

username13 im calling it theyre romeo and juliet

ynshoee_ this is so goals what

lawsons.lawyer parasocial relationship

charlesleclerc You two are very cute

yourusername so are you and alex!!

charlesleclerc You have my permission to propose

yourusername who said i alrwady didn?

charlesleclerc Okay.....

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri Happy anniversary, my love. From sneaking glances in the school hallways to cheering me on from the paddock, you’ve been my constant through it all. No matter how fast life moves, you’ll always be my greatest win. I love you forever, always. tagged: yourusername

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redbullb1tch max can keep his championships this is the REAL win

ynfann18 PREACH.

nicole.piastri The greatest prize Osc has ever won! Here's to many more!!

yourusername thank you mama piastri 🥹 🫶

oscarpiastri Thank you mum <3

lando_norris nothing more iconic than this relationship

yourusername not even your win?

lando_norris let's not get ahead of ourselves

oscarpiastri You said it yourself?

lando_norris well don't take it so seriously

h4m1lt0ns44 if racing is all i need to pull someone like y/n i'd be a world champion

yourbsf from delievering your notes to each other in high school to seeing you celebrate half a decade of this relationship, you two have the best relationship ever 🫶

yourusername thank you sm ml <33 hope to see you in the paddock with your f1 bf!

oscarpiastri Thank you, bsf/name!! I'll try my best to matchmake you with a driver so N/n can see you in the paddock more often

yourusername OSC

oscarpiastri Anything to make you happy ❤

lando_norris hey yourbsf

oscarpiastri Oh?

username14 THE NO.1 COUPLE ON THIS EARTH FRRRR

username15 i'm so sick i want this RIGHT NOW

username16 my fav thing about them is oscar defending y/n's dyslexia

username17 If your man isn't like Oscar then dump him

yourusername you always make me feel like the most special girl in the world, even when your life is driving 300 kilometres per hour 🥹 im so proud of you, not just for what you’ve acheived on the track but for who you are off it too 🫶 ill love you till the day that I die, my favorit boy forever 🥰

oscarpiastri You’ll always be my greatest achievement, on or off the track. I love you more than words, forever and always. ❤️

yourusername till the day that i die

fin.

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