whatevenislifeatp

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i dont fw ppl who sleep fully clothed

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ask me sum shit and ill answer any question very convincingly

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how do ppl think witches are scary? i just drink tea out of mason jars and collect shiny rocks and vent to the moon and make fancy lil symbols and burn dead flowers and eat fruit.

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am i flirting right i texted her the entire shrek movie condensed into 10 seconds

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tumblr is the only good media platform bc today i said something hit me like a sack of wet mice on youtube and the reactions were entirely pitiful

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for the record me and megamind have never been seen in the same room

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i feel like if 13x4 was a bog monster that would be me.

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i would be such a good lady-in-waiting

like imagine im shipped off as a war prize to the opposite kingdom and the queen just goes "Okay yeah that one's mine i call dibs fuck you husband" and i just subtly flirt w her until one day she just randomly either confesses her undying love or pins me down on a fainting couch and makes out w me

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life ig idk

sometimes the only thing i want to do is lay on the floor for hours but also im a fuckign human with thoughts and responsibilities so droppping into the void isn't an option??????? idek dude existing is a curse

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Happy pride my little balls of flesh filled with plasma and cells! Hope you find your purpose on this floating rock in the infernal fires of reality!

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"May you sleep on your tender girlfriend's breasts"

-Sappho

i need to lay my head on someone’s chest and let the cadence of their heartbeat soothe me to sleep

men dni this is about lesbians - op is a minor, mdni accs dni

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Why should I care

about what this infernal flesh prison looks like when I will soon descend deep beneath the earth to be scorned for all eternity?