#the downsides of immortality

[realclever]

Yona of the Dawn Ch 257 Manga page coloring

Spoilers!! And blood and violence trigger warning!

[elicypher]

would you rather be a fairy or a bird

A FAIRY !!!

[astarionslittletreat]

okay but what if "walking in the sun again" isn't the same thing as "curing vampirism"?

[who-parties-on-a-tuesday]

Cursed concept

Hong Kong and Iceland ask Turkey to go buy them booze and he's like "arn't you guys underaged?" and they're like "we've been stuck in the bodies of teenagers for over a hundred years"

[mysuperdupersecretsideblog]

That sounds amazing.

Actually.

I would love to see that rewrite.

Please.

I absolutely wanna read something that actually acknowledges the long term effects of immortality in a person who was never meant to live so long or lose so much.

Please, I am on my knees--

Person A: “You’re far too trusting, do you have any idea how easily I could kill you?”

Person B: “Of course dear, you tell me as much, quite often. I’m well aware of how dangerous you are.”

Person A: “…..Then why stay? Why show such vulnerability, knowing what you know?”

Person B: “Because no one has ever treated me with as much tenderness and respect as you do, and because I know you’ll never intentionally harm me. Whether you like it or not, I trust you.”

[stromuprisahat]

I do wonder what would have happened if Alina was a willing soldier and complied with his great plans but just wasn't interested in him (aka my lesbian Genyalina). What would he do/feel?

He did want smoochies, but he's also emotionally starved. I don't think sex was such a great chunk of his longing. As long as Alina doesn't mind keeping him company, I don't see much trouble.

We shouldn't forget we don't know Aleksander's canonical orientation. Hell, plenty of people interpret him as demi or even ace. Sure, he uses sex as a tool of manipulation, but that doesn't say anything about his feelings regarding it.

And if you throw in Alina's cooperation, I'd say he'd be over the moon in the most platonic way. Hell, he might even introduce her to his sister one day.

[feral-mouse]

Day 3? 4? - Food (Part 2)

Randy found another meal! And this one can regenerate too!

Ivy belongs to @weirdo-canniboy

[sheyshen]

no no i'm not thinking about varian again, not at all

[squidaped-oyt]

One of my Sims had a work rival and nothing ever happened to fix the situation, she flat out refused to come to my Sim’s house so they could talk it out and she didn’t have a home of her own to travel to.

So I just waited for her to eventually die of old age.

[viriborne]

This will probably be the only drawing ever where I'll draw Solomon this obviously despaired

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Little-known downsides of immortality:

Tearing your favourite article of clothing and discovering that it’s irreplaceable because the technique of its manufacture has been lost

Realising you’ve thought of the perfect comeback to someone who’s been dead for three hundred years

Not being able to eat your favourite dish anymore because the source of some critical ingredient has gone extinct

Having strong opinions about sports that are no longer played

Getting a song from the 13th Century stuck in your head and being unable to get it out because you don’t remember how it ends and you’re the only person on Earth who knows it

Having that perfect pun you’ve been waiting forever for a chance to use stop working due to linguistic drift

[cuteniarose]

Okay Google how the fuck do I handle the thought of Suiren being more than twice the age she is in SotRL

[shittycustommtglegendaries]

According to non-official sources, Teferi was desparked after the events of MOM, but we never got a desparked creature card for him. Now I'll wonder what it would've been for a while (because this is almost certainly not it.)

[ditzybat]

tim drake is the type of guy to drop random lore then walk away.

tim: ugh i hate baseball, it’s like, when you have to play it in order to save a whole planet once, every game after seem boring

dick: that’s not…

tim: only downside to that was how we almost totaled barts brand new spaceship

dick: what spaceship??

—

tim: oh, hi mom

shiva: hello timothy, how are you? still keeping up with your training i take it?

bruce: mother? she’s not your —

shiva: let’s spar then timothy, let’s leave it strictly non lasting injuries, i don’t rather feel like dying by your hand again today

tim: of course!! ^-^

bruce: again?

—

tim: man i forgot to take my meds again

duke: your meds for what?

tim: i have no spleen, so i have to take probiotics, it really is manageable but i dont know where those pills went

duke: i’m almost scared to ask, tim, how did you lose your spleen?

tim: weird spider dude, it was a whole thing

—

tim: you talk a lot of shit for someone who got replaced as heir to your immortal grandfathers empire by me

damian: you what!?

tim: i regularly beat his ass at online chess every week too, and i don’t think you’ve seen him since he stole your corpse

—

tim: here

jason: what’s this?

tim: a box of all the photos i took when i obsessively stalked you for your entire tenure as robin

jason: thanks?

tim: you’re welcome, bye!

jason: … creepy ass kid…

—

steph: so how did you to get together?

bernard: well —

tim: i saved him from a getting cut open by chaos monster cult members

bernard: yep, i was rescued from being a vessel for a greek god, and we just really clicked afterwards

steph: well, it’s better than the brick

[vammppyre]

ok reasons I think ur dream is so valid

characters do not have their own free will!! they are forced into everything they do

fuckass evil characters nobody likes would go to hell. only one I can think of rn is professor umbridge (hp). realistically only the most unredeemable, static ass characters such as her would go to hell. valid.

they have their own free will when they get to real heaven! that's so sick!

anyway thx

I had a dream that I went to heaven and heaven had its own heaven-exclusive tv shows that were written and produced there in heaven and they showed me the most popular show in heaven and it was this really beautiful drama and, at the end of the episode, the credits said “Created by Mike Ehrmantraut” and they were like “oh yeah. fictional characters who die in earth media go to real heaven” and I’m like “sure but mike did some pretty fucked up stuff, wouldn’t he go to hell?” and they’re like “no, all the fucked up things he did were fictional. people only get judged for the real things they do and the only thing mike really did was bring joy to millions of viewers” and i think that’s beautiful

[seronefada]

Everlasting youth has downsides to your ex

A small DP/DC promp

Danny is an never getting old, almost immortal being.

To his displeasure his body was stuck at 14. It's been there for a while now.

He sometimes hangs out with some hero's.

It just got really embarrassing when they meet some older Villain. (who is up to you)

Villain:Danniel long time no see.

Hero: You know him?

Danny: yeah that's my Ex.

Hero *shocked gasp* : "insert villains name" you are a pedophile?

Villain:we were the same age when we dated! I'm not a pedophile.

Stuff like these just happen it's very uncomfortable for all of them. But mostly for Danny's Ex.