#the dish washing

[spoonietimelordy]

I'm making food! Houra! And by making food I mean I've got a veggie patty on the stove. So it's not a meal, but it's food

[shamebats]

[teaboot]

As someone who grew up with "I'm not going to praise you for doing what's expected of you; that's not being good, that's doing the bare minimum" I want to encourage you to celebrate every little thing you can. Everything that takes energy and effort should be appreciated and you're allowed to be happy about trying.

[clonerightsagenda]

As far as I can tell I am the only person on the planet with my first name/last name combo (I have an extremely specific habitational surname and a first name from a different cultural tradition) but I'm wondering how common it is to be the only one these days, with increasingly creative combinations and spellings. So out of curiosity:

[captainjonnitkessler]

My favorite piece of tumblr linguistics to ever come out of this site is “the horrors”. It’s delightfully evocative and also gives absolutely no information about what I’m talking about. “Sorry I can’t go out today I’m facing the horrors” am I talking about the encroaching dread and existential despair of our dystopian world? am I talking about the fact that I have to wash dishes? No one knows. It’s all horrors.

[bumblebeebats]

As much as i love Dungeon Meshi, i do think that given Ryoko Kui's attention to realistic worldbuilding there ought to be a companion series called Dishes Meshi where they spend 2hrs washing and drying and packing away. Alll the goddamnfuck dishes they just made

[ispyspookymansion]

wtf gay little ghosthunters

[chronicpaingirlie]

btw disabled people. please make things easier for yourself in any way you can. shit is hard enough already we don’t need to refuse ourselves any help we can get

[soulaanadelrey]

I hope you cum so hard to my nudes that it releases all of your stress and you feel good enough to take care of yourself even if it's for a few hours.

[incognitopolls]

Anon's parents seem to believe that their system is very clear. Anon can never figure it out and has to ask every time. When the bottles are full, the liquid in each is visually almost identical, and very similar in viscosity as well. The only noticeable difference is the size/shape of the bottles.

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[tazmiilly]

hes like a linguine noodle to me

[huariqueje]

Pink Plate  - Patty Weise

American , b. 1940s -

Gouache on paper, 11 x 14 in.

[sayangrafayel]

Crow family Pt. Washing dishes 🧼

MC: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Sylus: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH MY ENEMIES' BLOOD.

MC, kisses Sylus' cheek and goes into the living room: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

[mouseshouses]

After the dinner party

[restinsodaroni]

I made one of the Daycare Attendant themed recipes! 🎉

It taste really good! Though it was a pain to blend the ingredients together lol.

Also I’m not immune to laughing at the name of the recipe 🤣 ( sorry Sun haha!)

[vintage-sweden]

Washing dishes, 1949, Sweden.