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d-lanx · 10 months ago

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Ngl it's really weird seeing your faves getting older. My older brother was a massive wrestling fan so even as a kid I was exposed to it. And apparently when Punk debuted in ECW, little 3 year old me was obsessed. And the derangement only continued as I got old enough to understand what was happening. I'd say '09 is when it really set in. Now he's at a point in his career when people are talking about retirement and my other childhood faves are already gone. The derangement never leaves you. That old man's been living in my head rent-free for nearly 20 years. How did this happen?

#the derangement never leaves you #Now I'm making it Tumblr's problem #Old Man Syndrome™ is chronic #cm punk

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nintendont2502 · 23 days ago

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yeah. yeah

#if you wanna get all insane guy at a pinboard abt it #theres something there with how bro is just dirk with all his negative traits dialed up to 11 #and the way you can read bro's bullshit as him trying to turn dave into essentially another him #dirk not wanting to leave a version of himself in a dead end existence it can never grow in -> becomes ult dirk not wanting to leave a #version of himself in a dead end timeline that he can never reach his full potential in *and* bro trying to force (what he percieves as)#another version of him to 'surpass its limitations'#bro and ult dirk are both different versions of dirk dialed to 11 except ult contains bro so its like #dirk > bro dirk > ult *and* bro > ult #< ramblings of the utterly deranged #me.txt #homestuck #dirk strider #ult dirk

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cowardlybean · 3 months ago

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woe, doodles be upon ye

#could you tell I watched hxh. CRAZY THAT IT HAS SO MANY OF MY FAVORITE TROPES #I’m not allowed to talk about it though bc I’ll spoil my friend. Hi dips. Otherwise my Kite art would be in this one #also wow. Mario fanart!!#NEVER make paper with seaweed worst mistake of my life. I did put Mario horror game art on it but overall terrible experience personally #and of course. Mob psycho takes up the most room. I’m still here folks you can’t make me leave #ok tags now #cowardly draws #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #shigeo kageyama #dimple #mp100 dimple #reigen arataka #Teruki hanazawa #see there’s technically context to the flowey ones that make it not undertale but feel free to tag that if you wish #hxh #hunter x hunter #hxh pitou #gon freecss #btw my favorites are kite pitou and gon. Which is really obvious I bet #super mario #mario bros #mario the music box #mtmb #shoutout to ollie bandtrees for telling me about that one #I totally didn’t spend hours trying to get every ending #DEAR LORD THESE TAGS ARE A YAPFEST #erm. if you made it this far congrats on getting through my deranged rambles????

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princessefemmelesbian · 2 months ago

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Show me a transandrodork that doesn’t have or support a fetish for correctively raping lesbians and I’ll show you a horse that walks on its hind legs.

@cryptid-catnip

#lesbian #lesbophobia #tw men #tw rape #tw corrective rape #transandrophobia is not real #trans #op #i said WTF i said #literally all of them either have the kink or defend it in some way or another #they hate lesbians so damn much it’s deranged #leave us alone you fuckfreaks you will never fuck a lesbian or any woman!#no self-respecting woman will ever touch or go anywhere near you so piss off and go bother each other about it instead!#no one is here for your creepazoid ass personality miss me with that ish lol 😅

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crossbackpoke-check · 8 months ago

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the deweys photos are from this video: https://youtu.be/5xTwJho44ao?si=bPw8MZZ327lCogVZ aren’t they just everything

kissing you and the minnesota wild official media team (with consent) full on the mouth, THANK YOU THIS VIDEO IS EVERYTHING 🥰🥰 i have seen pieces of it before i think (connor petting a shark 🥹) but the entire video start to finish is such a delight, 10/10 would recommend

#i’m so glad i saw this now and not when i was deranged at 2AM last night (i say as if i am not currently deranged)#like i had to physically pause. stop watching the video. to take notes to tell you guys about it i hope you know #holyjost thank u i love u i appreciate u & how u always have the sources 😭#i send out a prayer to the universe (put shit in the tags) & u provide #liv in the replies #holyjost #i love this reaction image btw it is one of my FAVORITES #anyway i was just chilling and then lost it at the ‘brandon just says shit’ part and had to start writing down notes (as follows)#there is SO much. the lore. the fact that brandon lasts two seconds before his shirt comes off everyone else is so bundled #dewey2 immediate “sharks” girl help the two of them on the bean bag together #the boat competition BOLDY’S CONTRACT??? yeah i AM thinking about that in a weird way what kind of contract brandon #also boldy motion sickness girlie he’s so real for that one 😭😭#and brandon talking a big game and then like fuckin. curled into a ball on the beanbag passed out bro i cannot.#LD BONITA? LD BONITA FISH??? So excitedly???? my GOD.#LEAVE THAT POOR FISH ALONE!!!!#oh the shark lore 🥺 dewey baby let me take you to this fantastic thing called an aquarium.#you can pet sharks there!!! i can’t even. i know i’ve seen it and had a breakdown about it before but connor’s hand when he pets the shark #the absolute joy oh my god. connor PLEASE ik u want to touch all the fish… we have sturgeon & sting rays & jellies #brandon praising connor’s attitude 🫡 he is so goal oriented they said the goal is a vibe check and connor studied.#also. save me hot brothers save me #what the fuck is this yeti cup ritual give me a cult au NOW wkdndiwkdi they’re such freaks. i love it. also just drink it bro #VLADDY MENTION THAT’S MY BOY HI BEAUTIFULLLLL #OH THIS WAS THE MIDDSY FIGHT???#awww Freddy (who i never think is a forward??)#connor dewar #brandon duhaime #minnesota wild #for reference!

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lord-aldhelm · 1 month ago

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HAPPY MERCIAN MONDAY!

unhinged feralness in the tags....

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sarnai4 · 7 months ago

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Gold...please?

I advocate for not raising up a character while bashing others...now, allow me to contradict myself. I think a turning point that helped make Dagur my favorite character was when Berk's gold was lost. I've complained to someone I know, but I want to complain here too, so please bear with me. Why on Earth did the Riders not tirelessly search for it? The gold got lost (which never should've happened in the first place, but that's not what this post is about). The only thing worse than that is how indifferent the others were. There were two episodes about the problems with this. Hiccup was nervous about being around Stoick as he should have been. Do you know what would've been a good way to say sorry? Getting the gold back. Then there was an episode where the trade routes were blocked. They literally showed a hungry child being happy over an apple. This somehow didn't give the Riders the kick in the rear they needed to really buckle down and find the gold. There was even a Gruffnut episode! Just to put things in perspective, there are 13 episodes in each season of RTTE. The gold was lost in the 12th episode of one season and found in the 8th of another. Wow. So much time to go without gold. Luckily, Dagur found it. I genuinely don't think Berk was ever going to get it back because even in that episode, it's not like the Riders were looking. They were relaxing at home. Then I have to laugh because Hiccup's busy rushing Dagur to tell them where the gold is. Excuse me, Sir, don't act like you care about the gold now. Where's this enthusiasm been for this entire season?

So, yeah, Dagur gets extra points for finding the gold. Remember too that he had no real stakes in this. If Berk goes without, Berserker Island is still okay. At that point, he wasn't necessarily buddy buddy with them yet. They were on the way, but I doubt they would've called him evil for not finding it. Still, Dagur got the gold for them and just wanted some of Viggo's. He even mentioned it to them to see if they'd be okay with it. He definitely didn't need to do that. He could've searched for the gold and taken all of it. We know Dagur used to be greedy as all get out, so it would've been a very pre-redemption thing to do. Fortunately for Berk, their new/old ally looks out for their best interest. Too bad their own Vikings don't.

#httyd #rtte #dagur the deranged #dagur #rtte dagur #hiccup haddock #I'm bitter about this #Can you tell?#I just can't fathom leaving your families to be broke because of YOUR MISTAKE #Genuinely disappointed in all of the Riders for this #Stoick too because he never should've agreed to that awful plan

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alexjcrowley · 1 month ago

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Aristophanes is my hater goal

#he dunked on Euripides he dunked on Philoxenus he dunked on Cleon he dunked on Cratinus #man woke up and chose hatred every single day of his life. Committed to the fucking bit.#he was after Euripides like Kendrick was (still is?) after Drake. On God.#Yes Aristophanes did publish multiple plays implying Euripides was what was wrong about Athens while Euripides was alive AND AFTER HE DIED #LIKE MONTHS AFTER EURIPIDES DIED Aristophanes wrote a play in which Ghost Euripides gets dragged as Thr Worst Thing To Happen To Theatre #And Athens by the Ghost of the most important author of tregedy in all Greece #in a verse battle #he calls Euripides a fraud and a danger and a terrible teacher for the city #Imagine you're like Euripides's son and your dad died only a few months ago and you're sad and you go to the theatre #because it's the theatre Festival and it's super important in Athens. Also there's a war going on so you need something to cheer you up.#It's the day of the comedies. Maybe you'll laugh a little maybe a show will put you in a good mood.#the show starts #Your father is being called a deranged fraud a bitchass talentless soulless writer who never did one good thing in his entire life.#Everybody claps. It wins the first prize.#There's actually a bit where your dad is in hell and they could have brought him back from the dead #but he is too much of a fucking piece of shit so they leave him in hell after being humiliated in a verse battle with Greek Shakespeare #and everybody he is so happy that he is not the one that gets to live again but Greek Shakespeare is #Jesus Christ that's brutal #aristophanes #the frogs #euripides #greek literature #ancient greece #ancient greek

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venusssssssssss · 3 months ago

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there's no one i relate less to than people my age who have/want kids

#literally everyone i went to high school with has kids (in my classroom) and everyone i went to uni as well (in my all women group)#all this talk about people not having kids anymore is so ??? because there's like very few people ik other than my friends who are childfre #and there's always people that aren't even close to me who ask me: “when are you going to have kids huuuh??? tik tok biological clock”#and whatever bullshit. like please have kids in peace i wish you well but leave ppl who don't want kids alone? i don't understand #also i've noticed it's so easy for men to have kids they literally do nothing. they don't change diapers they don't put them to sleep #they don't care for them when they're sick. literally nothing? so ofc they want kids they act like they have a pet they don t take care of #anyway what i wanted to say is why are people who have kids so obsessed with people who do not? it's so weird and deranged #my cousins always ask me: WHEN ARE YOU HAVING KIDS you will never know love if you don't. pls your husband is cheating on u mind your own b #txt

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corndogshelter · 5 months ago

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performed a psychic attack on a child at the Chinese Buffet

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loderlied · 1 year ago

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posting on here is like my sisyphean boulder i'm constantly rolling tbh

#god i am trying so hard to just have fun and be myself #but when i do that i'm immediately a strange outsider creep #and since i can't really mask my version of masking is just not talking and then obviously you don’t find any joy in fandom spaces either #i will always be a shitty unlikable freak no matter how much i pretend otherwise. it was obvious from the start that getting involved in #fandom spaces was a fucking mistake. it's always a mistake because you're some laughing stock at best and a horrifying freak at worst #i don't blame people for not liking me i've realised what an awful person i am long ago #but it's always so hard witnessing something like fun social groups from the sidelines knowing you'll never be a part of it #this is why my mental state has been deteriorating so severely in the last few months. that Realisation once again nothing fucking changed #i know it's stupid to get so upset over fandom but it's only a pattern for me #i stopped trying to be friends with people when i was a teenager because it hasn't worked a single time #this attempt at integrating myself into the wotr and bg3 fandom by sharing my shit was just one mistake #gortash/zeke is so different from anybody else’s work and i wish i could find joy in something that it isn’t fucking deranged but i can’t #like yes it’s just fandom bullshit! gortash/zeke is a fucking oc x canon ship! why am i getting so upset over it!#i love writing them. i’ve never been this happy writing anything. and it’s entirely indicative of a common pattern in my life #when i earnestly share parts of myself/things i’m passionate about people get creeped out. and honestly? rightfully so #i would leave the discord servers i’m in because it’s fucking crushing me dude. this is so petty but i’m so jealous of what you people have #but in one i am server owner and i don’t want to just dump that responsibility onto someone else and then dip #and in the other two i’m not sure anyone would even notice that i’m gone but i still worry about being rude #though i’m not entirely sure i didn’t get invited to one of those just so people could laugh at me. idk probably just being paranoid but i #it’s been gnawing at me #ok no if i’m being this vulnerable on tunglr.com i can also say that part of me staying is also still having the hope that i could fit in #one day. logically i know it won’t happen but it’s nice to have hope sometimes #watching you all from through the window having fun like a creep #so yeah. i’ve always felt like this but it’s been rapidly getting worse with my failed attempt at the bg3 fandom #idk just been crying non-stop for the last few hours. went through an entire pack of tissues in an hour it’s very disgusting #they’re all lying around me as i’m typing this like a pillowfort of snot lmao #so yeah. idk. if someone could come over and lobotomise me that’d be nice. orin where are you when we need you most #i never had any friends irl so i foolishly gave this a shot. i’m sorry #also doesn’t help that i can see someone dropping me for people that are easier to be around in irl rn #it just hurts because it’s always like that. someone you are around when you have no other option at best. not even that sometimes

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navree · 7 months ago

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Your thoughts on Criston Cole?

Ah, Hottie McHottie. If they didn't want me to like him, they shouldn't have had Fabien Frankel play him.

I've talked a bit about Criston before, so I'll just link those two responses here, one's about show!Criston and the other is about book!Criston. Those cover my thoughts on both versions of the character pretty well.

And honestly quick fandom grip: people who lump him up with, like, Joffrey or Ramsay or Euron are straight weird to me. One's a straight up psychopath, one is a serial rapist and abuser who in the books forced Jeyne to be raped by his fucking dogs among the myriad other things he did to her and tortures Theon for the Hell of it and literally starved his first wife to the point where she ate her own fucking fingers, one is a literal child molester who repeatedly raped and abused his two little brothers and is also trying to end the world. But a guy who was sad about a break up and made new friends with someone his ex didn't like is a step too far for some people? Grow the fuck up.

#personal #answered #anonymous #criston cole #some of y'all WEIRD about criston honestly #reeks of classism i do have to say considering he's lowborn and dornish #also he's not even the worse man in the show!#daemon bashed his first wife's head in with a rock because he didn't like being married to her!#he choked his third wife simply because she said something he didn't like! not even mean just something he didn't agree with!#his third wife who by the way is his NIECE he has been GROOMING since she was FOURTEEN #and who he at one point wanted to TRICK INTO SEX at the big age of NINETEEN #before leaving her alone in a brothel half naked and completely isolated to be raped and murdered by any passerby #with no way to get fucking home #but criston feeling hurt that rhaenyra views him as less of a person than he views her and struggling with his religious convictions #and occasionally making a mean remark about her or needling harwin about his super obvious secret is a step too far?#you people are deranged and you people are also just straight fucking dumb i've never seen so much brain death

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neptune-scythe · 1 year ago

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If I ever write a fic without major character death or graphic depictions of violence assume I have been kidnapped and am calling for help

#something to be said for consistency #i know no other way #angst is life #rip the poor characters i choose to love #they will never be free of me #i will torture them until the day i die #i am normal i swear #this is actually a healthy coping mechanism #im not deranged i promise #i literally never leave the house #i am no threat #unless youre reading my fics #in which case rip you i guess #just don't get attached to anyone #i will destroy all of them

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nature-played-a-trick-on-me · 2 months ago

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Ughrhehrh you know when you've had a terrible relationship with a parent and it's not going to change. I've tried so hard to establish some kind of mutually respectful relationship and it doesn't work. Doesn't work! It'll never be fixed!

#it's so bad it hurts so bad!#my dad acts deranged and ive tried so hard to act like an adult and #it will never work between us unless i go on my hands and knees every time saying yes i am the problem!!!!! its me!!#and it's so unfair. everything is so unfair!#his girlfriend walked out of my graduation and then they get mad at ME!!! for crying! a little!!!!!!!#i cried AFTER i said 'i know you're thirsty and it's fine if you leave but please just give me 5 minutes to show you my dilploma and my book #and then they decided to leave anyways. then i cried and I. WAS THE ONE MAKING A SCENE????#im making a scene while they walk out of my ceremony and make me RUN! R U N across the church to catch up.#do you see the problem? i calmly explained why i wanted them to stay and why it was important to just give me 5 minutes. not unreasonable!#i have to be on my knees and say i am the problem before there can be any interaction and im not doing that anymore #now i dont have any contact w my dad.#and i cant rely on my mum either at all #it's so lonely #he's gonna die suddenly from a family disease and we'll never make up and it's not even my fault

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m-a-d-e-l-e-i-n-e · 2 months ago

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If you have anger issues you can’t control, especially if you’re a parent or just live with others, the best thing to do is just never do anything about them and just take it out on your loved ones when something goes even slightly wrong and break and slam shit constantly then get even more mad when people resent you because you rage at them and they have to walk on eggshells around you all the time. Oh and never say sorry because admitting you were wrong is weak, you should always just blame the other person /s

#this isn’t really about actual anger issues just about abusers who use it as an excuse and don’t want to change #I’m just so tired of dealing with my POS brother who’s like this and is coincidentally exactly like my dad #like it’s just so crazy to try your best to be (fake) nice to people like this and they still hate everything about you and rage at you #even if whatever they’re mad at isn’t even your fault #like me and my mom just always existed to be fucking punching bags for angry lunatic manchildren #oh but then I’m the bad guy for avoiding you #I fucking hate you !!! leave my life forever and never fucking come back please !!! I hate you!!!#excuse my deranged rambling I need to go back to therapy #txt #personal #rants

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jackklinemybeloved · 10 months ago

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ugh don’t want to vagueblog don’t want to keep my opinions to myself. to the tags!

#saw a post that was talking about spn actors and I don’t care about any of them to be clear #but it said jared was like desperate to leave and he jumped right in to walker to leave spn behind and it’s like????#he was on that show for 15 years? he cried when he announced it was over? he was doing cons for YEARS afterwards and might still be???#ET TU BRUTE???????#just because he’s not deranged about sam the way jensen is about Dean doesn’t mean he dropped the show and refuses to be associated with it?#idk I just don’t get that vibe from him and the post was SO certain with that take. I don’t get it #yeah Walker was bad and yeah it came out pretty soon after spn ended but like. it was still on the cw #neither jensen nor jared let go of spn easily #idk I think it’s just people who never liked sam or Jared’s acting to ramble #to like. justify why they don’t like him.#you can just say he checked out once they stopped giving him things to do it’s ok I do it all the time #no need to invent more spn drama we have PLENTY

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