#the damned one

[the-sappho-of-lesbos]

Another one ~! It’s in very rough condition but considering the price I paid it’s all good!

[fountainpenchess]

Cuando sea verdaderamente el momento, y si has sido elegido, sucederá por sí solo y seguirá sucediendo hasta que mueras o hasta que muera en ti. No hay otro camino. Y nunca lo hubo.

— charles bukowski, así que quieres ser escritor

[fountainpenchess]

sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside remembering all the times you've felt that way

— charles bukowski, gamble all

anne lamott, bird by bird

[pipebombgf]

gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck.

[monophobix]

the real MVPs of arcane

[steveyockey]

D’Pharaoh Woon-A-Tai, the first indigenous actor nominated in any lead category, attends the 2024 Emmys with a red handprint over his mouth, the symbol for Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women (MMIW). September 15, 2024.

[guiiay]

jinx and isha visit a walmart

[baalzebufo]

so the book of bill is pretty good

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[chisecco]

"we need weirder queers" you guys couldnt even handle asexual people in 2016 (and probably still cant handle them)

[blaithnne]

Live Mel reaction

[viktormaru]

man of dreams misunderstanding

[fountainpenchess]

Hazlo, hazlo, hazlo. Hazlo. Hasta el final, hasta el final. Llevarás la vida directo a la perfecta carcajada. Es la única buena lucha que hay.

— charles bukowski, lanzar los dados

[noka-exe]

chronic finger biter clark vs nose exhaler bruce

[varpusvaras]

Bruce, for the record, is absolutely stoked when Jason brings Roy around.

Because this now means that he is a grandpa. He is so ready to be a grandpa. Let him be a grandpa. Please please please please-

(finally, he gets to just give things to someone. anything they want. (finally, he gets to give Jason so much money and things and Jason can't say no because they are for Lian too))

The thing is, now he is in a very deep and serious rivalry with Oliver, who will not be replaced as the number one grandpa. Absolutely not. So now they are waging war on each other for Lian's affections.

It's messy and it's bloody.

One day, during a JLA meeting, Green Arrow notices something peeking from underneath Batman's suit. It's colorful, so it stands starkly against the dark suit. It looks very familiar.

Green Arrow looks down on his hands. At the friendship bracelet Lian had made for him. He looks back up at Batman and the very familiar colorful thing he has on him.

"What is that?" He asks.

Batman turns to look at him. He follows Green Arrow's gaze, and looks at the colorful thing on him, and then at the bracelet on Green Arrow's wrist.

"What is that?" Batman asks, nodding at the bracelet.

"I asked you first."

"I asked you second."

Green Arrow glares at Batman.

"It's a friendship bracelet my granddaughter made for me", he says.

Batman glares at Green Arrow.

"And this is a friendship bracelet my granddaughter made for me", he says.

They glare at each other. The meeting room has become several degrees colder. No one dares to utter a word.

Then they both pull out their phones and make a call.

"Jason-"

"Roy-"

Jason and Roy, in their bed, both realising that their dad's are calling them at the same time: fuck whatever it is, we're going back to sleep

[foolsocracy]

this is actually so funny. imagining garth quipping and contributing to the conversation in his head cause he forgot the rest of the teen titans can't pick up on his telepathy