#the completely different vibe just hit me like a truck

[sirgawainofgalifrey]

Bro I just got a drawing tablet from a Japanese company and the vibes between that and an American product are insane

Japanese company: gives you a stand for a tablet, a nice pen case with like 10 replacement tips, multiple rags to clean it, a glove, like 2 chargers with like 5 different boxes for outlet shapes, multiple cords for different ways to use it, a manual for safe use and upkeep, a number for replacement parts etc etc etc

American company: your at a MINIMUM paying for all of those things separately at different stores and it's going to bust up in like 2 years and if you want to fix it fuck you get a new one

[eldritchamy]

I'm actually having a hard time finding HDG fics that DON'T leave me absolutely frothing at the cerebellum to read them again immediately after finishing them.

One of my favorite things about HDG fics so far is how every single one I've read has had such an incredibly different VIBE to it? I think the reason I got so hooked on it so fast is that the SETTING ITSELF, taken as a premise, is very INTERESTING and hits on a lot of really fun kinks, and has just this huge depth of lore and worldbuilding....

and all of that stuff is the SETUP, rather than the PAYOFF.

By which I mean the shared universe takes a really fun and hot concept and then allows for ALL KINDS of completely different stories to be told BASED ON that setup.

And since the setup FUCKIN. WORKS. for me, I get to just keep exploring all these totally unique TAKES on it in terms of plot and even GENRE, which is such a cool thing for a shared universe erotic fiction bdsm scifi setting to have made possible.

And it's SO COOL how DIFFERENT most of these stories have been from what you would expect from the setting.

You would think the setting would just be an excuse to write really kinky porn (and don't get me wrong, if the kinks are right for you MAN do they hit like a truck), but so many of the ones I've read so far have dealt with, AND BEEN INCREDIBLE SINCERE COMPLEX NUANCED PORTRAYALS OF, themes like trauma recovery, and facing the unknown, and facing your fears, and self discovery, and how important it is to have meaningful connections as you heal and recover from a broken world built on oppressive systems, and learning that a beautiful post scarcity world is possible and that we DESERVE it, and learning how to be CARED FOR instead of feeling abandoned by a world and a culture that have utterly and systematically failed us.

I'm so glad I found HDG stuff.

[life-winners-liveblog]

Oh Pearl you should listen to Rises the moon or Anarchy by Egg

know Rises the moon isnt made by egg, but they've made a cover of it and I love Egg and her music is just so comfy and beautiful and omy goooooooood

Oh you should also listen to Cynical Fairytale, by Egg, I think you'd like it :D

And and and oH MY GOD YOU SHOUDL TOTALLY LISTEN TO MASICHISM TANGO!! Its such a bop, honestly its completely different from Eggs music, but its so good

If you want sad music then I reccomned No children by The Mountain Goats, cus its sad and sad and very nice. Also for the sad vibes I deserve to bleed by Sushi Soucy, which Im glad I dont relate to as much, but still its such a bop

For some musical music, all of Les Mis, Candy Store from heathers, Show me your hands from The guy who didnt like musicals, and probably lots more but those are what i have from the top of my head

If u like romancy songs I recommend uh, hm wait I just gotta remember some actual romancy songs

Okay so my brain has a hard time deciding what to categorise as a romancy song, ig Anarchy, but I dont see it as a romance song so idono

Also just lots of Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody, Dont stop me now, Loverboy, oh yeah thats a love song yes, and Killer Queen

OOOOOH and how could I forget all the metal covers of Worlds end valentine, theyre so fuckings cool, all of them

Oh and also lots of Toby Fox and Omori music in general

Okay I've been rambling, I love music so much like omy god music is so fun, and omy god i love talking about my favorite music (as you've probably figured out)

9.2

(Also note to Author, I hope its not too annoying that i wrote so much about music haha)

(Rises the moon-covered by Egg)

Pearl: It's very slow, It's like a lullaby... very calming...

Scott: Yeah, It's nice. Really like the high notes especially.

Grian: It's nostalic. Reminds me of the nights back in the desert... It's familiar.

~~~~~~~~

(Masochism Tango)

Pearl: This is a whole different vibe.

Scott: A VERY different vibe.

Grian: When I saw the name I tought of Tango... could you imagine him singing this?

Pearl: Nah not really, thats not really his vibe... its more of a Scar song.

Grian:... That is... true.

~~~~~~~~

(No children)

Scott: That "I hope you die, I hope we both die" hit me like a truck. I didn't expect it at all.

Pearl: I am sure if I knew this song back in Double life I would have sung it to my Scott.

Grian:... It's really bitter-sad... i don't like it.

Pearl: What?! It's so good!

Grian: I just... don't...Am I not allowed likes and dislikes?

Pearl: ... to each their own tastes I guess.

~~~~~~~~

(Candy store)

Grian: Now this, this is great!!

Scott: I like the rythm but the lyrics are a bit-

Grian: Shhh- 🎶Honey whatchu waiting foor? 🎵Welcome to my candy store! 🎶Time to prove you are not a loser anymore, welcome to my candy store!🎵

Pearl: He's really into it isn't he?

Scott: sure looks like it.

~~~~~~~~

(Bohemian Rapsody)

Scott: Is this another slow song? It's nice, kinda sad, but- well nevermind the tempo changed completely.-

Pearl: Galileo🎶, Galileo🎵, Galileo🎶, Galileo🎵 Galileo Figaro. This is fun.

LimL!Jimmy:... *Murmurs* He is just a poor boy nobody loves him.

Grian: Jimmy?!? How long have you been here?

LimL!Jimmy: Since you sang about candy stores.

Grian: Ah.

~~~~~~~~

(Worlds End Valentine-metal cover)

Scott: I like it ... Jimmy seems to be completely entranced.

Grian: Yeah It's nice enough.

LimL!Jimmy: That was great!!

Pearl: We know, you were focused entirely on it like your unlife depended on it.

~~~~~~~~

Scott: Omori? I am pretty sure It's a game on our laptop, do you whispers think we should try it?

(Also I don't mind the music stuff :D)

(Also, also, wanted Martyn to be there but I find it unlikely he would have accepted so I didn't)

[youssefguedira]

(I haven’t watched the play btw, this is just tv opinions) I think series 1 of fleabag is a perfect self contained story, which you need to go in to with no knowledge of because the story structure is incredible. The second series possibly has less of the first time impact, because it doesn’t use reveals in the same way, but then is more rewatchable. Also s2 makes you feel less like clawing your heart out with a grapefruit knife than the first one, because it’s a least a hopefully ending, if not necessarily happy

yeah that's a good point!! the first season is like a slightly less intense version of the stage show, largely because the story's stretched out and there are a couple story beats that are cut (which is the reason the show is probably going to be more rewatchable for me personally because i adored the stage production but it's also one of the most emotionally intense cinema experiences of my life (then again this is becoming par for the course with national theatre lives because this has happened to me with all 4 i've seen, though fleabag is definitely Up There)). knowing the twists and a lot of the reveals did to an extent soften the impact of the show but there's some really creative ways it hints at the final reveal that i loved and i like the way it holds off on telling you about boo until the end of the first ep! ultimately i think this is a format thing; the TV show's fourth wall breaks are a lot more intimate, i.e. it's a kind of quiet aside to the viewers which really brings us into the story and helps us emotionally connect with her. also we can see the people involved. in the stage show fleabag is completely alone and also on a stage performing, which is definitely a different vibe, and it's less of a fourth wall break than a kind of constant running narration because in the framing of the stage show she's just telling us about the events that have led her up to this point. i think the fourth wall breaks were a really creative way to bring this over to TV because narration wouldn't have had the same impact and i love the way it comes into question why she's doing that in the second season it's SO good

speaking OF the second season. i was genuinely somewhat skeptical even before going in because like you said it's a perfectly self contained story in the play/first season and i had no idea how they were going to carry it over. there is one very tiny change made to the TV show which makes the ending feel a lot less final than the stage show but i won't say what it is because the stage show is absolutely worth a watch. that leaves it open for room to carry forward and by god it delivers!! it's absolutely perfect in the way it builds on both the whole fourth wall break mechanic and makes us think about it and also the way it continues fleabag's arc. really incredible piece of television. i also do think it is funnier both because the tone especially at the start is somewhat lighter and also i didn't actually know what the jokes were. fleabag season one is so obviously humor as a mechanism to cope with grief that i didn't always find it as funny but season two holds off on emotionally wrecking you at first or at least carries over the experience of the stage show which is like someone tells you a joke and then hits you with a baseball bat and then tells you another joke. see the fox appearing at the bus stop that was funny as fuck. even if i was in tears. also it doesn't hurt that phoebe waller-bridge and andrew scott separately have incredible comedic timing skills (we do Not talk about this enough i am telling you) and when they're playing off each other it's just very funny to watch even when the scene is also like. hitting you with an emotional truck.

tv format also allows for a lot more development of the side characters which i do really like i LOVE claire. and i love the discussion of fleabag's relationship with her mother. and i love the stepmother being olivia colman she's great. it's absolutely a wider version of the story. i think fleabag was always something that was going to be kind of difficult to adapt to television just because of how essential the format is (i think this is why they took claire's stand up show line out because the play DOES feel a lot like stand up in a lot of ways) but the first season is done really well even if it was less effective for me personally cause i wasn't going in blind. the second season builds on all of it so so well and probably had more impact for me because i didn't see what was coming also see aforementioned they put andrew scott and phoebe waller bridge in a room together i mean come on they're great. really good at their jobs. etc. but we all already knew that. both seasons have a relatively hopeful ending but the second season definitely feels more closed, i.e. where the first season is left somewhat open with the bit with the loan guy the second season is decidedly showing us that she is going to be ok but she's also leaving us behind and so that's the end of the story that we get to see and i do love that. genuinely rooting for her as she's walking away from the camera like go girl leave the audience behind. actively pushing the audience away even in episode five you will always be famous

tldr you are Right and the stage show is absolutely worth a watch if you can (should be on ntathome to rent) but like major cw for being a decidedly more intense version of the show it is very, very funny but also difficult in parts. also cw for animal death. but watch it for phoebe waller-bridge's guinea pig impression if absolutely nothing else

[moon-ruled-rising]

I was tagged by @girlwithakiwi for the Self Rec Writer Tag.

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💕💗

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begged and borrowed time — If you're going to read a WIP of mine, I suggest this one! I'm really proud of it and it lives rent free in my head always. Submitted for Jonerys Summer Lovin' 2k22. Time Travel, Canon Divergence, Dragons, and Romance— it's everything you could ever want.

The Glass Dagger and the Winter Rose — My first submission to Jonerys Remix 2021. Whenever I'm feeling uninspired I go back and read this one. I love writing fairy tales (or things with a fairy tale tones) and to me, this is just splendid. Cinderella is also my favorite and I combined elements of the Disney live action remake (2015) and the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical. Cinderella AU, Ella!Jon, Prince(ss) Charming!Dany, and an unexpected happy ending. (Available on FFN)

this town's too small too keep secrets — The completed first installment of my High School AU Series. Originally, the whole series was meant to be a single one shot based off a country song but the muse to write a whole series of oneshots hit me like a truck and so I wrote this one as a sort of framing device for all the ones to follow. High School Jonerys, High School RobbxMargaery, lots of inter-personal drama from the parents, Friday Night Lights vibes.

A Christmas Coincidence — The first installment of a series dubbed The Brie-mark Channel. Submitted for Jonerys Winter Wonderland 2k22, this was my first time writing a oneshot like this and I just love the way it turned out. If you want holiday nostalgia, good vibes romance all wrapped into one, then I highly suggest this one.

sad beautiful tragic — Submitted for Jonerys Remix 2023. This one will be slow to update but the first act is up. This was my first time not doing a true 1:1 remix and instead choosing elements about the pairing (Anna/Vronsky (Anna Karenina) for this one) that were intriguing. This is definitely more serious than anything I have ever written before and I am living for the challenge. Adultry, implied age difference/maturity difference, Up-and-Coming Actor!Jon, Actress!Dany reclaiming her career and finding a perhaps misguided sense of self in the meantime. There's drama, angst, I believe it was also described as "a fresh take on Hollywood Noir" so do with that what you will. (Thanks @jellybeanficwriter for that comment, I think about it ALL. THE. TIME.)

As per usual, I'm opening this up to anyone who wants to share their fics! Boast, gloat, and share your lovely art with us!

[edelgarfield]

i feel like such a fucking fun vampire.

i constantly just have to grin & bear it when sex scenes show up on movie night bc that's just life for me, always.

and the show we watched today was especially egregious & i've just been in a shitty mood abt sex & romance in general so i just couldn't take it anymore.

and everyone was nice abt it and like "we dont want to watch something if you're uncomfortable" and im like. that's a nice sentiment but unless you want to restrict our group to watching exclusively children's media then it's unavoidable. & like, i WANT to watch the shows everyone else is watching. but sometimes it's just too much.

sometimes it feels like getting hit by a truck, and it just reminds me that I'm different, I don't belong. & the group tried putting on an episode of game changer as like, a safe alternative. but, and I warned them abt this going in, game changer & every other dropout show & every other show aimed at adults does the exact same thing. & not 10 minutes in, there was a bit abt sex and my friends turned it off again.

& like, that's the whole thing. i can deal with it most of the time, I can find it funny sometimes. but when it's too much & i need a break from hearing abt sex, I can't get one without just completely isolating myself from everyone which just makes me feel worse.

& i feel so BAD for feeling this way, for making my friends bend over backwards to not upset me, having to change our plans bc I can't take it, ruining the vibe and making everyone uncomfortable. i just wish I could be normal like everyone else.

[beautifulterriblequeen]

Fandom ask game: 6, 9, and 11!

omg yay thank you, let's gooooooo

6. something you see in art a lot and love

I am weak for Ruthari art where one of them is sleeping on top of the other, and they're both just completely crashed out. Absolute epitome of "let them rest." So many artists draw and writers write this very specific pose that I feel we are all just sleep deprived fools who need a full night's sleep but we can't get it so we give it to them instead and I love that for us actually.

Let them rest. Let us all rest. So say we all.

9. a ship that isn't your OTP but that you enjoy

Kimditi. They jumped me in a dark alley! I was unprepared! 22% of their fics on ao3 are mine, as of today.

I also really enjoy Janaya, who are far calmer in vibes and whom I can actually watch on the screen anytime I want to.

11. if you're a writer or artist, what fic or piece of art are you proud of making?

OH THIS IS HARD HOW DO I CHOOSE AMONG MY CHILDREN LIKE THIS

uh uh ummm uhhhhh

Probably either Moonberry Wishes for feel-good feels,

or Taking the Plunge for BH-canon compliant Ruthari,

or Free Rooster for being absolute guano loco hilarious,

or House Rules for moonfam feels, god I love this one,

or A Hundred Hellos for a fun format I just made up and stuck with for 100 separate scenes AND ACTUALLY FINISHED,

or my unfinished modern AU Ruthari longfic Seeing the Light which ended up hitting me like a truck

I just. love writing. so much okay. I love making stuff up, I love writing it down, it's all so different and it each has an emotional niche and I really really really can't pick one, this was hard enough as it is!!!

[the-bitchking-of-angmar]

#15!

I’m so incredibly sorry, I completely missed this between porn bot spam dating back to the dark days!

Favourite Movie: difficult to answer because my attention span averages on that of a sparrow on crack, but I have a handful of movies I turn to when I’m in need of comfort!

- My neighbour Totoro (which Siri steadfastly attempts to correct to My Neighbour Toronto, which gives the whole thing an unfortunate postmodern American vibe instead of the overall wholesome children’s movie)

- the 1999 cinematic masterpiece with Brendan Frazer and Rachel Weisz, which has also served as a rude bisexual and monsterfucker awakening to a yet uncounted number of people in my and the previous generation. I am talking about The Mummy

- Star Trek (AOS) (McSpirk is strong in that one, ngl)

- Captain America: The Winter Soldier (Bucky Barnessss but with that delightfully grunge exterior and the excruciating existential dread — also, never forget, such a WEAK anti-Russian propaganda film. It‘s like they didn’t even try.)

- The Addams Family (I‘m just a modern woman trying to have it all)

- Sharknado. (Sharks and Tornadoes. Need I say more?)

- Jupiter Ascending (Channing Tatum‘s stunning bare forearms and also Eddie Redmayne‘s portrayal of insanity. And Mila Kunis.)

- that one documentary about birds of paradise narrated by Sir David Attenborough. Actually any nature documentary narrated by Sir David Attenborough, much to the chagrin of my colleagues who will be forced to watch me listen to a series of movies for 11-13 hours

- the 007 franchise — dumb spy movies with overused tropes and thinly veiled political messages just hit different. My favourite out of those has to be Octopussy because it is so hilariously over the top.

- Glass Onion & Knives Out: tired detective meets a convoluted murder plot — also known as: the ones where I actually learned to adore Daniel Craig as an actor. Yes of course there was that one Vodka ad but the Knives Out Mysteries really brought home the point that Craig is a fantastic actor

- Ocean‘s 8: gentlemen thieves and spies but played by beautiful women, also biting commentary on the role and perception of women in modern society. I wouldn’t call it a feminist film at all but it certainly is fun and it does at least mention why it sucks to be a woman in a man‘s world

- Transformers (mostly because the soundtrack is just… Steve Jablonsky really put his Jablonskussy into that one. Mein God. Also I am a simple creature — big trucks/ cars and big booms do create one hell of a good time)

- of course the time-honoured classic shortfilm on YouTube Kung Fury

[totaleclipse573]

Doleon is a silly

Doleon: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

Doleon: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.

Doleon: I love being right. It’s one of my favorite personality traits.

Doleon: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

Doleon: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.

Doleon: Maybe the real monster was the friends we both literally and figuratively murdered along the way.

Doleon: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died. Doleon: I will not yield.

Doleon: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

Doleon: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.

Doleon: Wow, left handed AND British? You really are an illusion.

Doleon: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products! Doleon: sprays hairspray in their mouth Doleon: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

Doleon: If you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I am not. I am out there, very dangerous, and I am looking for you. Good luck.

Doleon: finds half a watermelon at Whole Foods Doleon, holding it up for everyone to see: LIES!

Doleon: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.

Starline: Did it hurt when you fell- Doleon: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Starline: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Doleon: … Starline: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

[npfehr]

Recently Completed: Forza Horizon 5 (XSX)

This is an open-world racing game in which you create a character and zoom around a sort of highly compressed version of Mexico. Against the backdrop of a giant racing festival called "Horizon", you'll compete in traditional races (of the On and Off-road variety), take part in more stunt-driven Showcase activities, and play through various short but charming stories that unfold throughout the map.

Although, it should be noted that the stories are pretty light, and the chapters tend to involve some variation on "drive from point A to B very fast", as you'd expect.

All the while you collect career points and money to spend on collecting the hundreds of different cars in the game. Being an open world, you can also just zoom around the countryside and crash into everything, and nobody seems to mind at all. Indeed, there are no police and the vibes are only good. I'm not a "car guy" (although I do love a spot of World Rally Championship) but I really liked the Toyota Supra that you start with. My daughter favored crashing through cacti with a 1970 GMC Jimmy, especially after we installed a pink truck wrap covered in anime girls. My boy seemed to favor "red truck".

This game hits the sweet spot between simulation and arcade racer for me, and I'm a little surprised at how much I enjoyed myself while playing. The driving model is just really, really good, and nailing a drift or pulling ahead in the final seconds of a race feels great. I also like that it's family-friendly and looks great.

Play it!

[kuroosdarling]

𝙵𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐

*.ﾟ Kuroo x reader

*.ﾟ wc: 1.1k

*.ﾟ for my dear luna<3 @writingbymoonlight thank you so much for partcipating in my event !! i hope you like it :’)

after long days of studying and working hard, going to the park near your apartment for a walk was something that helped ease your mind. taking in your surroundings, watching the little animals run by, and of course, people watching helped cleanse your mindset. 

although today, it was different. insecurities ran through your head as you thought about an upcoming deadline. even though everything was completed, you felt like something was missing. 

the cold was brutal today, biting away at your nose as you trucked through the snowy sidewalk. The sun hid behind the wall of gray above, not bothering to make an appearance. Fitting for the day you had. All day felt like a state of dusk. The mellow, somber vibe that was just threatening to consume the world in total darkness.

All the thoughts and insecurities clouded your mind. You were hardly paying attention to your surroundings, instead, opting to travel inside your mind as you attempted some sort of self-reflection.

All the thoughts and insecurities clouded your mind. You were hardly paying attention to your surroundings, instead, opting to travel inside your mind as you attempted some sort of self-reflection.

“GOT YA!” a voice boomed behind you. you didn’t even have enough time to turn around, a huge snowball had hit your back. the surprise of it all and the unsuspecting ice below your feet had you scrambling around on the pavement. all you could hear was howling laughter behind you as you fell down onto the cold pavement. scowling, you look up at the assailant.

the moment his eyes met yours, he stopped laughing. his face heated up into the darkest shade of red you had even seen. his hazel eyes were wide and he was almost frozen on the spot. you let out a huff and start to get up.

“hey-“ he started, holding out a hand to help you up. you stare at it for a moment, considering whether or not you want to take it after the stunt he just pulled.

“that’s not how you get someone’s attention, you know.” you say, still down on the ground as you had accepted your fate.

“i am so sorry about that, truly. i thought you were my friend. we’re having a huge snowball fight and i just got caught up in it. i guess i forgot that not everyone at the park is playing it.” he gulped, obviously feeling bad about what he did. you sigh and accept his hand, immediately getting pulled up so you were face to face with him.

“easy mistake. although, you know you have to make it right.” you tease, your earlier sour mood starting to lift off of your shoulders as you talked to the pretty man with an even prettier smile.

“oya? how should i make it up to you then?” his smile easily turning into a smirk. you roll your eyes as the idea rolls into your mind.

“turn around and let me hit you with a snowball then.” honestly you weren’t sure where this boost of confidence came from. it felt good though, breaking away from the negative thoughts you were having. he looks at you for a moment, making sure you were actually serious. with a sigh, he turns around while you scoop up snow, molding them into your perfect weapon. “payback.” you whisper under your breath, a smirk slowly spreading across your face.

a few perfect snowballs later and you were ready to unleash your attack. you launch one, hitting him square in the back. by the time kuroo whirls around, betrayal swimming in his eyes, you launch the other two. kuroo was shocked, he honestly hadn’t expected this turn of events. in a clumsy, half attempt at retaliation, he sped towards you, picking up snow and throwing it at you with no sense of strategy. he didn’t even bother to make them into snowballs, blinded by his sudden need for revenge. 

kuroo miscalculated though, the icy sidewalk had other plans for him. he slid towards you, losing his balance. not wanting to watch him go down like this, you reach out your hand to help steady him but it only ends up bringing you down along with him. the two of you fall into a heap of snow. kuroo tilted himself so you fell on him instead of the harsh sidewalk. one thud later and you were both down, half buried in the snowpile.

“oh my god, are you okay?” he said as you rolled off of him, trying to hold back his laughter in case you were upset. but you weren’t. in fact, far from it. the day had started off gloomy but this miraculous meeting had turned the whole day around. you look down at him, allowing yourself to laugh loudly. not a moment later and he’s joining you. the two of you laying in the snow, laughing like you didn’t have a care in the world. he rubbed his arms, pretending to be in pain. “man, we got to stop falling for each other like this.”

you turn to look over at him. his hazel eyes shone brightly, the sun starting to come out and enhance his beauty. his smile took up most of his face and you knew that you reflected the same look. sitting up, you rub your arms as the snow started filtering into your coat.

“thank you. i needed this.” you say, smiling softly at him. “as weird as this might sound, i’m glad you hit me with your snowball.” he smiled back at you, sitting up as well.

“anytime. so, now that I have your attention, what do you say about getting some hot chocolate with me?” he smirked, dusting some of the snow off the top of your jacket. you nod. hot chocolate sounded amazing and it would be nice to get out of the snow before you froze. 

“that sounds great. you’re buying though.” you tease. he stands up, holding out his hand for you to grab. you don’t waste any time this time, grabbing onto it and being pulled up by him. he didn’t let go of your hand for a moment, looking down at where your skin met his before looking back up at you. 

“i’m kuroo by the way.”

Cliché- mcmtoon

Oh luna!! My sweet luna<3 this song i think sums up your early relationship days hehe. Especially in reference to this meet cute !!! bc the way you literally fall for him >:)) all of this screams falling in love with kuroo lol and believe me, he is falling right back!! This man would be so so in love with you. He’ll always gush to everyone about how you guys met and how adorable it was, ready to share the story with anyone who will listen. And you better believe that every year you guys go to the park to have a snowball fight and get some hot chocolate at your favorite lil cafe<3

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[hotdamnhunnam]

Congrats again on 2K. i’m so happy for you ❤️

For the emojis: 🔥☕️🚧

For the character: Jax, i feel like those emojis have a Jax vibe

Thanks for your request for my Emoji Fic Fest! And thanks for the congrats! 💗

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Roadblocks Don’t Suck

Pairing: Jax Teller x F!Reader Warnings: smut, swearing, car sex (quick & rough, light choking, Jax’s leather gloves (they’re a whole kink)) Word Count: ~1.4k Emoji Prompt: 🔥☕️🚧 (key words are in bold)

Jax Teller is a lot of things. Pussy-whipped isn’t one of them, but somehow when you ask for things he gives in to a ton of them. On some level in his alpha male soul that sort of stings.

He’s in the driver’s seat grumpy and grumbling like a five-year-old. You’re really in the driver’s seat with all the power that you hold, over the prince of Charming, destined to be king.

He lights a cigarette. The little flame matches his mood flickering sharply with resentment and regret, that he had caved to what you said.

“How’s your goddamn coffee,” he snaps, bitter and full of sass. Gruffly, to hide the fact that you can turn him into such a goddamn softie.

“It’s fucking lovely,” you proclaim, taking another sip and gloating without shame. This morning you’d asked Jax to drive your car to where the two of you are headed, rather than taking his Harley as he typically prefers instead. You wanted to sit comfortably with your coffee and finish up the book you’ve almost fully read.

He doesn’t know yet you were also hoping you could give him road head.

“Fuck!” Jax suddenly rasps as he steps on the brake just when you reach the end of your book, causing you to look up out the windshield in shock. It’s just a bit of bad traffic but your man sounds as furious as if your car was hit by a damn truck. “Ugh, there’s a fucking roadblock. This shit fucking sucks.”

Jax really just can’t deal with traffic at a standstill. He is seething, heavy breathing, living proof that looks can kill.

Glimpse flashing lights and obstacles with slanted black and yellow stripes to mark construction that’s in progress up ahead. Prince Fuming grits his bright white teeth around his cigarette like he wants someone dead. Possibly you. “See, bitch if we were on my bike I could’ve just driven right through…”

“Would you just stop? Here, I’ll give you a handjob,” you decide, casting your finished paperback off to the side. Sometimes—a lot of times—you’d rather make Jax Teller cum than hear him talk. “Shut up, just sit back and enjoy your smoke and let me stroke your cock.”

“What are we, fifteen-year-old kids? You’ll grab my dick and let me grope your tits?” he laughs, as you reach in his jeans to grip and squeeze his massive shaft. “Get down and suck.”

You take your hands out of his pants and cross your arms over your chest tightly, to tell him no such luck. “Maybe I would have if you’d asked nicely, you bossy little fuck.”

“You love it when I’m bossy.” Jax is well aware that his dominance gets you wet and juicy. “Know it hits you in your kinky little pussy.”

“You don’t know shit about my kinks,” you lie.

“You think?” he challenges with a dark glimmer in his eye. The heat of hell behind his smile. Glances out the window at the standstill traffic and decides to put the car in park so he can make this goddamn ride worthwhile.

Asking nicely isn’t really Jax’s style.

You can act like you don’t want it but there’s no point in denial. Every goddamn thing about him drives you wild.

When he wants something he takes it—bends your will to fight him off and fucking breaks it—snaps a finger and you’re naked—he makes sure you want it wholeheartedly too—but that shit’s never hard to do.

He always has you spouting off a senseless stream of oh God Jesus Christ Jax yes fuck yes in two seconds or less. Knows he’s your ever-living weakness. Face you see when you scream Jesus. Knows you’re his to play with any way he pleases. Knows just what buttons to press, to get his girl to be a wet whimpering mess.

Has you spread out on the backseat, shaking in heat, as he strips off your summer dress. Stays fully clothed because he knows it’s fucking torture when he doesn’t let you cleave against the smooth skin of his chest. Settle for clutching at the leather of his vest. The leather Jax Teller wears best.

Or is it…? Though you’ve never mentioned this before, Jax saw the sparkle in those pretty eyes of yours, when you watched his hands on the steering wheel clad in his leather gloves and thought that shit’s fucking exquisite.

To be honest it’s ridiculous that he’d wear leather gloves to drive a car. Today’s ride isn’t even far. You know it’s just so he can feel more like he’s riding on his Harley and it’s dumb as fuck but you don’t care about that given what a slut you are. Jax in the leather of his kutte is hot enough—but these damn gloves… they have you seeing fucking stars…

You’d wanted him to push your head deep in his lap while you bent down to suck him off. Feeling the smooth warmth of the leather in your hair and on your cheeks as you devoured his enormous cock and showered it with love.

He’d like that very fucking much, without a doubt, but in this moment he would rather see your gorgeous glowing face than have it buried in his crotch. More in the mood to fuck your pussy than your mouth. He wants to watch, the way your inner slut is spinning out—surrenders to his touch… the way your features melt, descending into ecstasy past anything you’ve ever fucking felt… as he traces his thumb across your bottom lip with one hand while the other frames your hips—taking you in his leather grip—tight as a belt, sharp as a whip.

And it’s insane the way it makes your pussy drip. Your brain is on a fucking trip. Can leather get you fucking pregnant? On the road the traffic’s still completely stagnant, but your man will have to get back in the driver’s seat again soon once the cars begin to move. There’s not a lot of time to get into the groove. No time for fun and games and foreplay—just a frantic feral fuck here on the freeway—love and lust one and the same to make and take when you two have nothing to prove.

Outside of sex, you know that it’s your job as Jax Teller’s old lady to continually kick his ego down a couple pegs. But it’s a different fucking story when he’s hovering above you and all set to shove his meat into the aching soaking heat between your legs.

A piece of prey for him to eat. To read your body as it breaks and burns and begs. Jax is the undisputed king when he has you spread in his bed or the backseat. And as his leather-clad hand wraps around your throat you gasp at how it feels so sweet because you know what’s coming next…

He applies just the perfect pressure and oh fuck you’ve never felt such perfect pleasure.

You can feel his power pouring through the leather. You can feel it pounding through your blood, as he plows deep inside your pulsing cunt, that fucking instant, with a savage fucking grunt, rock hard as he drives home and hits a flood, ‘cause you’ve never been wetter. You’re his fucking slut. Forever.

Two or three bucks of his hips—he sucks the prayer of his name off of your lips—tightens that leather fucking grip—your grip on consciousness begins to fucking slip…

Just came undone, though this had only just begun. He spills inside you that same second and you’re both sprawled on the seat sex-dumb and drunk.

Two seconds later all the cars outside decide to fucking honk.

He really doesn’t give a fuck. You’re both so bulldozed by the love you made you probably wouldn’t notice if this steamy little car of yours got totaled by a truck. Honk all they want for all you care—the two of you are far beyond the world out there—you’re stuck in heaven with no plans to come unstuck.

Maybe try fucking one more time to piss off everyone outside and push your luck.

Jax reads your mind because it’s his. Leather glove soft around your throat now as he smiles through a cigarette-and-coffee-flavored kiss. “Maybe roadblocks don’t suck.”

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𝙹𝙹𝙺 𝙼𝚎𝚗 𝚊𝚜 𝚂𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 '𝙿𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜'

𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚝: 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗

𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐(𝚜): 𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚍 𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚊𝚐𝚎, 𝚜𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚜, 𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙

𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜: 𝙶𝚘𝚓𝚘𝚞, 𝙽𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚒, 𝚃𝚘𝚓𝚒, 𝙸𝚝𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚛𝚒, 𝙼𝚎𝚐𝚞𝚖𝚒

𝙰/𝙽: 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚢𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙰𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚊 𝙶𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚎'𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚋𝚞𝚖!

𝚠𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 / 𝚜𝚒𝚡 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚢

"There shouldn't be no hold up / There's more love if you follow emotions"

➪ Satoru strikes me as the kind of person who keeps everyone at arm's length when it comes to romance

➪ and canonically speaking, he isn't faithful to one person

➪ however

➪ if he were to commit solely to someone

➪ it would take a lot of emotional work

➪ you'd have to be extremely patient to be able to deal with his way of expressing himself

➪ it may take a few months for him to fully open up to you without the need for banter or silly remarks

➪ but once it happens you both will feel a shift in your relationship

"I know I be on some bullshit / Know I be driving you crazy / But I know you love how I whip it / You can only stay mad for a minute / So come here and give me some kisses"

➪ tell me this doesn't sound like Satoru

➪ you can't

➪ because even though he can be a pain in the ass sometimes

➪ he still loves you

➪ and, quite frankly, you find yourself enjoying his antics from time to time

➪ you'd never tell him, but you get the feeling he already knows

𝚗𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚢 / 𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐

"you know the vibes, I don't waste no time / Take what's on your mind, make it real life"

➪ okay look

➪ every time I hear this song I think of this man

➪ we all know that Nanami Kento is not fond of wasting time

➪ when it comes to you and your relationship, he's no different

➪ when one of you are in the mood, suddenly both of you are.

➪ there's no need to wait with him

➪ unless he wants you to

"All I wanna do is spend my time with you / Even when the learning's done and nothing's new"

➪ maybe I'm a whore for this man idk

➪ but c'mon

➪ a serious and stable relationship is all Nanami wants with you

➪ at the start of your relationship he made it clear that he was in it for the long run

➪ lucky for him, so are you

➪ and even after so many months together you can't help but want to be even closer with him

𝚙𝚘𝚟 / 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎

"I'm getting used to receiving / Still getting good at not leaving / I'ma love you even though I'm scared / Learnin' to be grateful for myself"

➪ listen

➪ I originally had someone else in mind for this song

➪ but after listening to it again it hit me like a big ass truck

➪ it's Toji

➪ the entire song is about wanting to love yourself the way your partner loves you

➪ after being treated as less than nothing by the Zen'in clan

➪ being loved by you is welcomed, but gave him so much uneasiness in the beginning

➪ was he really worth your affection? even after all that's happened with him?

➪ and in those moments when your holding his face against your chest

➪ he believes the answer is yes

"Not yet healed or ready / Shouldn't be goin' too steady / Just wanna know is love completely off the table"

➪ he questions his relationship with you more often that he'd like to

➪ he knows he has a lot of baggage and no matter how much you reassure him there's still something gnawing at his thoughts

➪ after his first wife he wasn't sure if he was ever meant to be happy

➪ so give him some time

➪ because when all is said and done, he'll make it worth while

- 𝙽𝙾 𝙻𝙾𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚁 𝚆𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙸𝚃𝙰𝙳𝙾𝚁𝙸 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙼𝙴𝙶𝚄𝙼𝙸 -

𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚊𝚐𝚎 / 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜

"Teach me how to love you / I'm not learning what ain't right"

➪ Yuuji is the type to give it his all with anything he does

➪ when you start dating, it doesn't take you long to realize that he is 100% devoted to you

➪ he memorizes everything about you

➪ wants you to show him how you like to be treated

➪ so he can be the perfect partner for you

"Know my love infinite, nothing I wouldn't do / That I won't do, switchin' for you"

➪ he's exactly what the lyrics say

➪ he puts you above everything, and is willing to do whatever it takes to make you happy

➪ also very versatile

➪ can match your energy perfectly

➪ wanna spend the entire day outdoors?

➪ he's down

➪ maybe stay inside and watch movies all day?

➪ also down for that

𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛 / 𝚘𝚋𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜

"This ain't usually me / But I might let it down for ya"

➪ generally speaking, Megumi is very reserved

➪ even when he's in a relationship

➪ but there are those times where he's allowing himself to be vulnerable with you

➪ he'll let you hold him and give him as much affection as you want

➪ the slight warmth on his face tells you that he likes attention from you

➪ his favorite thing for you to do his run your hands through his hair

➪ it's soothing

"I knew you were the real thing / When you walked through the door"

➪ not to be corny

➪ but Megumi became completely infatuated with you when you first met

➪ he hid it well behind his stoic face

➪ but he couldn't help but think about you constantly

➪ so now that he has you, he wants to show you how devoted he is

➪ he wants to show you that you truly are special to him

© 2021 𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚢𝚡𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚎

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Another cookie squad Headcanons

Featuring Sparkling, Vampire, cellphones and the Espresso and Madeleine Story of how they came together. Consider it an AU now baby!

-As a note, when I say the squad I'm mostly referring to the adults, so no worries about Walnut or Creampuff useless I mention them too

-Each one of the squad has been in Sparkling's bar at last once. There's no need to say who has been there the most. Sparkling has a time every time someone besides Roguefort comes, because to him it's mostly like "Oh I'll finally know the continuation to the burnt toast accident or maybe the cat catastrophe? Maybe a new POV of the--"

He practically knows a lot of what happens in between the squad.

-As another note, Sparkling's bar is called Milabo (You know, like the song from Zutomayo of the same name, which, btw, I relate a lot to Latte)

-*A great part of this “AU” is kind of inspired by the song. Part of its lyrics and vibe.

-Vampire is there most of the time when the squad visits the bar (it's almost as if he never leaves the bar and this is definitely not me low-key putting sparkvamp in this oh no--) Sometimes the fakes his sleep to listen to the things others say (Which is how he knows most of Rogue's pan-ic).

-Walnut has been in Sparkling's bar too, but at day and for case-solving purposes only. Sparkling will give her some alcohol-free drink for free sometimes (mostly because he gets along pretty well with the nut family and because Almond usually pays him whatever he serves her).

-If the squad had cellphones (and probably an app like discord because.), their group chat would initially be called "Coffee mage appreciation group" and then be changed to "Coffee bean appreciation group"

Coffee Bean: Can we please change the group name and mine?

Guided by the Devine: No <3

Coffee Bean: Fuck you.

-*And they all would dedicate half their time to make fun of Almond but with love.

-Espresso has been mistaken for a dark mage before by Almond. It was how they meet actually. Almond had pulled him to interrogate him and got a long lecture on the differences between black magic and coffee magic.

-Madeleine gets along rather well with Roguefort. Rogue seems impressed by Maddie’s acting skills.

-Madeleine is currently living with Espresso. Out of his armor most of the time. He usually takes care of keeping the house clean and preparing meals (He never really had to cook before but the first dish he made wasn’t bad at all). Sometimes he will tag along Almond in the detective’s work, or Almond will ask for his help.

-I’m still unsure if I want the Almond/Roguefort/Latte to be romantic or platonic. But honestly? Both are good. Latte is pretty close to Almond and Roguefort but not in the way she is with Espresso (that makes them look like siblings jkashduawhu). Perhaps I’ll keep it platonic.

-The Espresseleine/Madespresso story of how they came together, because I seem to not be able to write it down JSHALDHUIWADWA-

--It happens after the Puppet Show mini quest. Madeleine starts to ask for Espresso's "assistance" in different mission that are given to him. Angel is there too, of course.

--During these missions is that Essy clarifies that no, they are not friends, no, he does not like Madeleine. Bringing up the knight begin too prideful and self-centered if not all then most of the time.

--Is not until one of their missions goes wrong, were Angel is knocked out and Espresso (seeing and knowing that if Madeleine is knocked down too they might not be able to go back to the kingdom ever) pretty much receives a rather big attack for Madeleine is that he kind realizes the facts given by espresso true. All while he is carrying Essy and Angel back to the kingdom, running and exhausted too.

--Clover begin kind of a mediator between the two (I want to see more of my son--)

--"Devine, protect us" Should happen too after this. An scenario like, Madeleine coming to think something like "I'm the shield, the one who goes on the front line and receives the blows for those who can't, always looking straight ahead... but if I am doing that then who watches my back? Who do I rely on and trust to take care of most enemies so the damage received is not overwhelming...?"

Power of team work baby!!!

--As a note to this, Maddie getting his cape damaged as well as his hair. So, you get short hair Maddie~

(I've been drawing him with short hair in secret now I have an excuse to show)

-- "You...cut your hair..." *Madeleine touches the points of it with one of his hands, pensive* "...pft it'll grow back!"

--There's also this "Search for your own light" thing between Angel and Maddie. Angel encouraging Madeleine to do so. Maybe Madeleine giving his best wishes to them for their wish to fly before they decide to part ways.

--Madeleine trying other ways to befriend Essy. Which at first Espresso mistaken as the knight usual attempts to befriend anyone he sees out of habit and attention seeking, but once they realize the feeling is completely genuine, Espresso is rather perplexed.

--"You can't just befriend people by buying them gifts (although I do appreciate them)" "Then what?" "hmm..."

--Said gifts used to be rather expensive things, simple though. Eventually Madeleine settles to just pass by Espresso's place, give him any food he had bought that day (which usually is glazed donuts), ask if he needs any help with something (getting a vase, materials, moving things), and if not then he just says his good byes, best wishes and silently leaves. (A note on the "silently leaves": Madeleine is pretty much used to speak loudly and enter loudly anywhere, he still does this at this point, but when it's about Espresso he is a bit more quiet, a bit showy over his entrances still, but less loud, and he actually knocks the door)

--Madeleine eventually manages to go out with Espresso to other places that aren't some place in the forest full of enemies. Probably after some more visits to his place and more calm talks between the two, Madeleine brings up that Espresso tends to act a bit cold or distant towards a lot of people, and that, although he understands his discomfort at begin in public spaces or too long out of his work, he should try and open up a bit. This reminds Essy of a certain friend he hasn't seen in some time, and from whom he keeps getting letters.

--Shenanigans.

--There's still some bickering between the two, always with a playful undertone though.

--Espresso explains Madeleine, one time the knight has gotten Espresso wrapped in a blanket burrito again and got him to bed, that sometimes, no matter how tired he might feel, he is simply unable to sleep. Part of a headcanon of mine that coffee magic has this side effect on it's users, prolonged usage of this kind of magic will induce a high caffeine kind of state, which on the long run can fuck up the user's sleep schedule. Madeleine understands this, but remains stubborn about keeping Espresso in the bed so at last he can get some rest from his work and clear his mind a little, the idiot falls asleep in the process and Espresso doesn't try to wake him up.

--This happens several times after, neither of them thinking of the implications of not begin bothered by the sudden closeness they share until it's too late.

--Espresso realizes first that he has slowly, yet nicely, fallen for Madeleine. I think I talked about this before but I'll do it again: Is in one of the times Madeleine has gotten Espresso to bed to get some rest, Espresso not begin able to fall asleep and Madeleine doing again. Is while he thinks of how he has gotten to know Madeleine for real, not the Knight Commander from a noble family or the Chosen by the Devine, but as he is, that he comes to think that "Ah.... I love him" and he remains calm about it.

--Espresso doesn't overthink it, just thinks that, if Madeleine ever got an interest in him, he would surely show it. So he waits. Even if in the end his feelings aren't mutual he knows he'll do just fine remaining friends.

--Madeleine realizes not many days after. And the realization hits him like a truck. Alone in his place and probably in bed looking at the ceiling thinking about Espresso. Once he realizes and thinks about it a bit more his face gets all red and chooses to scream in the pillow.

--He would think about telling Espresso as soon as he can, after all, he doesn't want his feelings to make their friendship weird. He values it, a lot. Maybe because his friendship with Espresso it's the first one where he genuinely wanted to become friends with someone.

--Espresso takes the confession calmly, gets all flustered after they kiss for the first time.

--As a few extras of this: Madeleine goes back to the Republic, asked to be seen by his family and Espresso goes to Parfedia, where a few students have applied to his class to his surprise. When they see each other again is at Parfedia (Madeleine sending a message to Espresso beforehand about his arrival) -there was this one drawing I did once of Maddie running to hug Espresso, something like that happens-. Madeleine gets very clingy for some reason, which they speak later and comes out as “Home doesn’t quite feel like home…” “Why is that?” “I don’t know… maybe I’ve become used to be around you”

--Espresso lets ends up letting Madeleine stay with him until he either feels like returning to the Republic or is called back, whatever happens first (though none will happen for maybe a year or a little more).

--Ends with Madeleine meeting Latte and Almond.

[lightsovermonaco]

Speed and Stress: Part 2

Masterlist

Thank you to @acollectionofficsandshit for betaing, your comments on this one were unhinged gold 

Word Count: 3.1k

Recommended Vibes: “Perfect Day” by Tundra Beats

Part 1

Your brother was late. Not that anyone was surprised.

“Got the time mixed up,” he says as you climb into his absurdly tall truck. Living in Texas for three years had turned him into somewhat of a country boy, though not enough that he forgot his upbringing. He was still a blue blooded Los Angeles boy, just with a love for trucks and longhorn cattle.

“At least I wasn’t waiting for an hour this time,” you say and sling your bag to the backseat. Deciding to get right to the good stuff, you clasp  your hands together. “So! I have some news.”

Hunter grins at you. “You finally found a job?”

You roll your eyes and shoot him a pointed look. “No, dipshit. Better than that. I got us paddock passes for the whole weekend.”

“WHAT?” He jerks the wheel, horns honking at you as other drivers swerve. You grab the dash to steady yourself, laughing at his outburst. “Do you know how hard it was for me to get general admission tickets? How the hell did you get paddock passes?”

“May have met someone pretty high up at McLaren in Los Angeles,” you say, examining your nails.

“Like, Zak Brown? You met Zak Brown?” Hunter was such a fan boy, you had to laugh. His love for McLaren ran so deep he practically bled blue and orange. The only reason you watched the sport was because of him shoving it down your throat for years, but damn if you weren't glad for it.

“Daniel Ricciardo.”

Hunter choked on air but managed to stay in his lane this time. “And you waited until now to tell me?”

“I didn’t know it was him when I met him! He was on a motorcycle and I stopped to help film a tiktok and then-”

“Of course you’d stop,” he mutters, shaking his head. “You’re a sucker for bikes.”

“Yeah well, lucky that I am, cause all I had to do was flirt to get us those passes.”

Your intention had never been to take advantage of Daniel. It was more the opposite in fact; you were just living in the moment and capitalizing on the once in a lifetime opportunity to flirt with your celebrity crush. You had to admit, it turned out better than you'd ever thought it would.

“I can’t believe you seduced Daniel freakin’ Ricciardo,” he says, shaking his head. “You astound me.”

“I didn’t seduce him!” You protest.

"Sorry my bad. You charmed him. That sound better?"

You roll your eyes. "Whatever. I damn near had a heart attack when I figured out it was him but he was kind enough to let me brush it off."

"Well, thank god for your two-wheeled obsession because without it, we would be watching the prix from the nosebleeds."

You laugh and shake your head. Hunter tended to have a poor filter when he was excited and tended to spew whatever was on his mind. "Just watch your tongue this weekend, alright? I'd rather embarrass myself than have you do it for me."

Hunter gives a mock salute. "Yes ma'am."

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You'd stuffed five different outfits in your bag in preparation for the grand prix weekend. In theory, it shouldn't be hard to decide what to wear. But Friday morning you changed clothes so many times you lost count. No matter what combination you tried you weren't satisfied.

Finally, you give up and settle on a McLaren polo and denim shorts. Simple and comfortable, but form fitting enough to catch Daniel's eye should you run into him.

You knew you shouldn't, but you pull out your phone to text him anyway.

Thanks again for the tickets. Let me know if you've got any free time so I can properly thank you!

You hit send before your brain has the chance to overanalyze the message. You check your phone obsessively the entire drive to the circuit, only half expecting a response. You tuck your phone in your pocket when you get to the gates, determined not to let it get to you. Daniel warned you he would be busy, and you knew that responding to you was likely on the low end of his list of priorities.

Hunter gets you to the circuit a half hour before they let fans in and you have to listen to him ramble about driver stats the entire time. Normally you don't mind; guessing who's most likely to win each Sunday is something of a competition in your household. But today, you couldn't focus enough to put any thought into your prediction, instead just blurting Daniel's name.

"You're only saying that cause he's into you," Hunter says, grinning savagely. "He struggles in Austin and you know it."

"So? He's in a McLaren this year. You saw his pace in Bahrain, and that was with a damaged floor! He'll podium for sure." You cross your arms and return his grin. "Besides, he's motivated."

"Oh, is he?"

"I told him I'd buy the winner of the United States grand prix a drink. Up to him whether it's him or Verstappen."

"Oh my god you have a date with Daniel Ricciardo?"

"Dude, chill out. It's not set in stone. Honestly, he's probably forgotten that I exist."

"Has he texted you?"

You glance down at your phone and are greeted with an empty inbox. "No. Not after the initial time so I could have his number." You shrug and pick an invisible piece of lint from your arm. "But he said he'd be too busy anyway."

"Guess we'll see once we get to will call, huh? If he's forgotten about you."

"Yeah." An odd feeling rolls through you. It feels a bit like nerves mixed with hope, but you stamp down on it. You were here to enjoy yourself. The trip of a lifetime had been handed to you on a golden platter and you were wont to let something as trivial as nervousness ruin it.

Bells chime as you step into the blissfully cool will call office. A blonde woman with a bit too much blush dusted on her cheeks greets you with a smile. 

"What can I do for you?"

"Picking up some tickets that were left for me by a driver?" You try, unsure of the proper procedure. "I don't have a paper or anything."

She waves a hand in the air as if she expected as much. "All I need is your identification. They should be under the name."

"Oh uh, of course." You motion for Hunter to hand over your wallet and show the woman your driver's license.

"Great. Wait here and I'll grab those for you."

You drum your fingers on the desk while waiting for her to return. After what feels like ages she re-emerges empty handed.

"I'm not seeing anything here with your name on it," she says, her plastic smile at odds with her sincerity. "I'm afraid your tickets aren't valid until Sunday."

"Can you double check? Daniel said they'd be here-"

"So sorry. There's no record of anyone dropping tickets off for you."

You blink, holding your tongue in the face of her blunt response. "Okay. I guess ill try and get it sorted out."

Hunter breaks the tension. "Can't you call him?"

"I can't just call him, I'm sure he's busy."

"Either that or we don't get in. Just do it, he gave you his number and specifically told you to let him know if there were any problems, didn't he?"

Yes he had, but that didn't mean you wanted to disturb him. He was probably knees deep in some sort of race weekend press conference or drivers meeting and heaven forbid you interrupt.  But it was either that or you slink home disappointed and empty handed.

"Fine," you grumble, pulling out your phone with deliberate slowness. Hunter crosses his arms and tips his head to the side, a smile playing on his lips.

"Well?"

"It's dialing, you good for nothing busybody-"

"I was wondering how long it would take you to call," Daniel answers, voice radiating sunshine.

You cut right to the chase, not giving yourself a single second to evaluate how your heart skips. "Look, I don't wanna distract you on a race weekend but I'm at will call and they're telling me they can't find any passes left for me."

"Let me guess," he starts, raising his voice to be heard over the pneumatic tools in the background, "You're dealing with Jenny?"

Your eyes fall to the name on the woman's lanyard. She shifts under your gaze like she knew exactly who you were on the phone with. "Yep. Spot on."

"Kinda figured she would be a problem. She's got a huge crush on me and does this every time."

You fight back the strange sensation his offhand comment brings to the surface. "Oh, really?"

"I'll be right there. Give me ten minutes or so."

"Oh you don't have to-"

"Hey, no big deal. I gotta go that way anyway."

"Uh, okay. See you soon?"

"Yup. On my way."

You hang up and stare down at the phone, stunned.

"Well?" Hunter asks.

"I guess he's coming here to sort it out himself."

He blinks rapidly and shakes his head. "Hold on. Are you telling me that I get to meet Daniel? Like right now?"

"Can you relax?" You laugh lightly. "Honestly you're gonna freak him out."

"Uh, yeah sure. No big deal, just meeting one of my favorite drivers in the minus five minutes and I'm completely unprepared. It's fine."

If you roll your eyes any harder they'd pop out of your head. "Relax. He's laid back, but I don't want you to freak out and embarrass us both."

"Excuse me," Jenny breaks in, her distaste clear. "Please move aside if you're not picking up passes."

"Er, yeah. Sorry." You shuffle awkwardly off to the side to wait. Cheesy elevator music plays and Jenny shoots you glares until the door squeaks open and the human incarnation of the sun steps inside. Your breathing stutters when the Australian shoots you a wink and a grin before sauntering up to the counter.

"Why hello there Jen," he says, and she giggles coyly. 

"Hi Daniel." She lays a hand on his forearm, the touch light and flirty. "What can I help you with?"

Daniel leans into her, whispering conspiratorially. Whatever he says has her bold smile faltering, replaced by a mask of professional cheer. Daniel shoots you another wink as the woman retreats to a back room, returning moments later with your supposedly missing passes.

"Thank you," Daniel says sweetly, taking them from her and turning to you. "I think these are yours."

"Thanks." You take the passes and hand one off to your awestruck brother. You nudge him and he comes to his senses in time to shake the hand Daniel sticks out.

"You must be the brother," he says. "I see you're a fan."

Dressed head to toe in McLaren colors, there was no other conclusion for Daniel to draw. For once your brother is the one stunned into silence so you answer for him, "Yeah, only a little. He was crushed when you left Red Bull cause Max is his other favorite driver and now he has to split his loyalties between teams."

Dan's laugh snaps Hunter out of his trance. "I know you're busy but do you think you can sign something for me?"

"Of course. How about this?" Daniel snatches the hat from Hunter's head and produces a sharpie from his pocket, signing the brim with practiced efficiency. 

"He'll be texting the group chat about that as soon as you're gone," you tell Daniel who laughs along with you.

Heat rises to your cheeks as Daniel's assessing gaze sweeps you from head to toe. "McLaren orange looks good on you."

Channeling his easy confidence you flash him a grin. "Not as good as it looks on you."

He smooths the hem of his soft shell jacket, smile turning bashful. "Anyway. I gotta run. See you Sunday after I win!"

Your eyes follow him as he jogs back through the paddock until he's swallowed by the crowd. You sigh, shifting your weight from foot to foot. God, he was gorgeous. And he had such a big heart. It was a shame someone hadn't snatched him up yet, but then again, that meant you still had a shot, even if it was a slim one.

"So where exactly do these get us?" Hunter toys with the lanyard now placed around his neck. "It doesn't say."

"I'm guessing the McLaren lounge," you say and point to the logo on the passes. "Above the garage."

"That's the perfect vantage point for practice."

And it was the perfect view- before getting in the car Daniel walked out into the pit, suited up in his cobalt racesuit and minty helmet and glanced up. You weren't sure if he saw you or not when you waved but he gave a little salute nonetheless.

Hunter was practically glued to the bank of floor to ceiling windows for the entirety of free practice, immersing himself in the experience. You found yourself glancing at the timing tables every lap, silently hoping to see the RIC tag move up. By the end of the second session he had been fourth fastest, a few tenths behind both Mercedes and the Red Bull of Verstappen. 

By the time you make it back to Hunter's house, you're both exhausted from a full day of running up and down the paddock. The pair of you had been determined to soak up every second of it, sneaking into whatever offices you could and stealing bites off the buffets and cups of coffee. 

Saturday’s free practice and qualifying session pass in a blur of color. Daniel drags his McLaren up the ranks to qualify fourth, his best starting position so far this season. He had a decent shot at the podium- Bottas should be easy pickings and if Verstappen and Hamilton made any mistakes, Daniel might even have a shot at the win.

The excitement in the air is palpable as you both flash your badges and head back up the now familiar path to the McLaren lounge. An hour before lights out, the v6 engines rumble to life below. You venture out onto the balcony, watching and waiting for a glimpse of Daniel.

The Aussie does you one better by walking out, race suit on and helmet in hand. He chats animatedly with Michael before stopping and craning his neck upwards. Michael nudges him with his elbow but Dan ignores him, answering your tiny wave with a wink. He mimes taking a drink and you roll your eyes.

Dan throws his head back and laughs, audible over the cacophony below. He gives you one final salute before Michael drags him back into the garage.

Ten minutes later cars begin streaming out on track, Daniel taking the fourth grid place as his mechanics once again swarm him. Tire blankets are secured, keeping them warm and pliable ahead of the formation lap. Thirty seconds before the boys are released, they're peeled back off as everyone scrambles off the pavement. Verstappen leads them away down the 3.4 mile track for the formation lap. Dan does a few small power slides before taking his place on the second row.

One by one, the red lights illuminate and disappear quicker than your blink. Daniel gets away clean while Bottas stumbles out of the gate, leaving himself wide open for Daniel's overtake on his right side. Cheers erupt around you, your brother going so far as to lift you off your feet.

Maybe Dan had a shot at winning after all.

A nail-biting 38 laps pass without a change in the order of the top three. Finally, a mistake in Max's pit stop sees him return to track third, just behind Daniel. The McLaren driver puts up the fight of his life, late braking at every corner and defending his position for all he was worth. Lewis was twenty seconds ahead- he wouldn't be winning but he could defend his second place spot.

Lewis Hamilton, race winner for the seventh time at the Circuit of the Americas!

Daniel Ricciardo crosses the line second, Max Verstappen takes home that last podium step for Red Bull. An astonishing fifty six laps here today in Austin!

The box erupts around you, a roar of cheers making it impossible to hear what else Crofty and Brundle were saying. But it didn't matter as Daniel raises his fist when he swings back into parc ferme, jumping out to be congratulated by his team. It was his first podium for the papaya team and you can tell it means the world to them.

"Looks like you're taking Lewis out for a drink," your brother teases. "Told you he wouldn't win."

"He almost won," you counter. "But hey, I'm not above asking Lewis on a date. Could you imagine? I mean, he would never agree, but still. It would be a hell of a date."

If you crane your neck from the balcony, you can just barely see the podium. Everyone goes quiet for the anthems and erupts again when the champagne is sprayed. The McLaren team chant for a shoey, which Daniel obliges. He sits to unlace his mint green boot and pours champagne into it, drinking from the boot before passing it to Max who joins in on the fun. 

Just as quickly as it began, the celebrations ebb. Daniel is the first to leave the podium which seems odd, given that the PR department surely wants his first big win for the team to be well documented.

Your phone buzzes a second layer. You fish it out of your pocket, a Cheshire grin splitting your face.

"Shouldn't you be busy celebrating?"

"I am," Dan starts, sounding breathless. You can barely hear him over the sound of the crowds chants behind him. "But I want to celebrate with you. I know I didn't win, but how about you let me buy you a drink instead?"

You barely hear anything beyond his first sentence. I want to celebrate with you. Were you dreaming? There was no way this was real.

"Um, I'm sorry, you want to celebrate by going out with me instead of your team?"

"If you'll let me. Hey- just text me okay? I can barely hear you over everyone screaming my name. It may be going to my head."

You laugh, drawing the attention of the vip's nearest you. You give an apologetic smile and move further from the crowd. "I'll text you an address. See you later, second place."

[obeiii-mee]

Could I request the brothers (and maybe Diavolo, if you're comfortable) reacting to a knightly/chivalrous m/c, please?

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I haven’t written Diavolo in a hot minute, I’m glad he’s being requested again. I’m guessing you mean an MC with the attributes of a knight? The same sort of mannerisms and traits and not an actual knight! MC? Lemme know if I did this ask wrong because I was low key confused lmao.

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The Brothers + Diavolo with a knightly/chivalrous MC:

Lucifer:

-He really didn’t like you upon first meeting

-He hated how he couldn’t intimidate you into not being a nuisance the way he could with most of his brothers

-But, to be honest, you had gained his respect rather early on

-I think, even though it may have annoyed him to no end, Lucifer was very fond of your bravery a lot of the times

-The way you would stand up for Mammon or that time you protected Beel and Luke from his outburst

-Courage is not a trait one would usually associate with humans, especially when more superior beings like demons are involved

-Your humility was also a characteristic of yours that he, surprisingly, was really fond of

-And your overall mercifulness was something to be congratulated as well

-I mean, him and his brothers put you through so much shit and for you to forgive and move on without an angry word at any of them kinda speaks on its own

-I think he understands, to an extent, the reason you’re so loyal to the people you care about too

-He has a certain devotion for Lord Diavolo and his brothers, more than he lets on

-To him, having someone like you around is something to be appreciated

-Because you are similar but also completely different and nothing like he deemed you to be at the beginning

-yo i think you remind him of himself back when he was angel tbh

-He’s sort of tired of saving your ass tho because you are very just, so you feel the need to help people all the time which leads to you getting involved in fights

-Bring him his 20th cup of coffee for the day please, it’s hard being a single father of 8 children (yes I’ve added Lord Diavolo he counts as one of the kids)

-He’s the definition of this incorrect quote I stumbled across a while back

- MC: “FIGHT ME RIGHT NOW!”

-Lucifer, from behind them “ Do not.”

Mammon:

-Ok so this random human comes to DevilDom and has the audacity to slap his hand away while he’s trying to steal from Diavolo’s castle????????

-“MC ya’re forgetting I’m a demon, my moral scale is wayyy different than yours-“

-“Put it back.”

-“......ok.”

-You’re coming at him with rightfulness and honor and your presence is gonna hit him like a truck

-Cuz he ain’t stealing anything when you’re around (lucifer uses this to his advantage ofc.)

-That was basically the only thing he disliked about you

-Other than that, after your first week in DevilDom, he thinks you’re a goddamn S A I N T

-Everytime you stand up for him when his brothers are being assholes-pls he melts into a puddle of goo from your perfection

-OOFFS AND ALL THOSE TIMES YOU GAVE HIM GIFTS BECAUSE GENEROSITY BBY

-Good thing he was wearing sunglasses, because holy fuck was he weeping under those Gucci shades

-He’s gonna give ya props for having the courage to stand up to him and his brothers

-Lucifer especially because big bro scary

-Think about it like this: literally every single one of them could have you seasoned and roasted for lunch, love

-And yet you still have the bravery to look them in the eye and tell them: “Ya’ll are dysfunctional as fuck and need family therapy.”

-Again, he doesn’t understand your morale, he’s the Avatar of Greed, if he sees something he likes or seems worthy of his presence, he takes it

-But with that look you’re giving him, he honestly feels so guilty he can’t help but put it back

-He also appreciates your patience with him when it comes to anything that involves him talking about his emotions and thought process

-Because at this point he is widely known as scum so-

-Ahhhh, in the end, he thinks you’re pretty badass for a human and would low key want to see you in an armour of sorts agajwhisebhwjwwhehgdhdh

-And he really likes it when you make the effort to open doors for him too but he’ll never have the nerve to admit it

Levi:

-Believe it or not, he warms up to you in less than a day...?

-It’s probably because he’s a navy commander and he’s used to having soldiers around and you sort of remind him of that

-Out of everyone, he reacts the least when he sees how you carry yourself because to him it’s second nature

-Even if he does tend to slouch most of the time

-Almost dropped to his knees and started worshiping you when you yelled at Mammon to give Levi his money back on your first day

-And then a friendship started to blossom (im not friendzoning y’all, relax)

-Levi has a tendency to just walk into your room with his laptop, point at the screen which is paused in the middle of an anime and go “Look, the protagonist is a knight. You’re also...really knightly. I like the protagonist. I, uh I like you too, I guess.”

-He loves how honest you are because he knows that no matter what you wouldn’t lie to him

-“MC, do you think I’m a yucky otaku?”

-“No.”

-“But-“

-“No.”

-“Oh ok.”

-But on the inside he’s like 🥰🥰💞💞💞💞

-I just think that a knightly MC would connect on an emotional level with Levi for a lot of reasons, idk

-He’s gonna be a sputtering mess when he realises how much effort you put into this relationship (platonic or romantic) and how loyal you are to it

-Like how you actually bother learning all of his stupid passwords because you are just as serious about them as he is

-He just crashed, give him a moment to reboot please

Satan:

-He takes a while to warm up to you because for some reason your overall demeanour reminded him of Lucifer lol

-He thought you might be just as stuck up as him

-It didn’t take him longer than a week or so to come to the sudden realisation that you are way more pleasant than his brother

-Like his daddy, you manage to earn his respect pretty quickly after that

-He just thought the way you handled everything that was thrown at you in DevilDom was very sophisticated but firm nonetheless, if that makes sense?

-Like, you weren’t itching to escalate fights or anything but your tone of voice could easily end a whole conversation if need be

-You were still a human of course, it would be real easy for some low rank demon to kidnap you or something

-But for some reason, your confidence seemed to intimidate a few of the weaker ones into leaving you alone

-Obviously, that didn’t mean you were completely safe or anything

-There were still others that could effortlessly overpower you

-Even so, Satan found it sort of reassuring that unlike some humans, you weren’t one to back down without a confrontation

-Don’t get me started on all those times you rebelled against Lucifer, because that’s what truly got him to get to know you better

-He found you pretty interesting and then that interest sort of evolved into actual fondness

-Another thing that caught his eye was that even though you have very strong feelings about justice and fairness, you are completely level headed most of the time

-And patience, while it’s something he can manage, is the one that he has been trying to control for centuries

-He learned a lot from you about behaviour, whether you intentionally taught it to him or not

-And if there is one thing Satan thinks highly of; it would be knowledge

-Therefore, from that point onward, your existence was so much more precious to him than your soul could ever be

Asmo:

-What can I say about our sweet Asmo?

-You could have the personality of a trashcan and he’d still love you

-You were so polite and honourable from the beginning to the point you managed to get the attention of the Avata of Lust himself????

-He thought you were pretty hot basically

-hoWEVER

-Your righteousness always sort of nagged him because he low-key believed Diavolo snuck in another angel into the program, I-

-And for some reason, your loyalty to everyone in general ticked him off immensely at the beginning

-Mainly because he recognised that’s one of the traits he lacks entirely and he came to the conclusion that he needs to revaluate himself on that one

-He is so desperate for your attention, he will tattle on his brothers just to get you to yell at them and then comfort him

-“MCCCCC, MAMMON STOLE MY NEWEST MAKE UP KIT AND IS ABOUT TO SELL IT ON AKUZON!”

-he is so petty istg

-Your nobility still catches him off guard every now and then

-Because you’ve been living with demons for so long and yet you’re still, theoretically speaking, pure?? get your head out of the gutter people

-He probably applauds you on the fact that you can even scare Lucifer on some occasions because imagine having a scarier death glare than the eldest prince of hell

-Asmo will personally buy you clothes that he thinks suit your “aesthetic” (wtf Asmo)

-Might’ve bought you a sword and then got shouted at by Lucifer because oops turns out it was cursed

-Again, supportive mom vibes

-“MC, do you know how stunning you look strutting around with that confidence of yours? Don’t get me started on your posTURE!”

-You pulled a chair for him once and he practically swooned lmao

Beel:

-He figures you’re really nice from the start

-Mostly because you kept running errands and opening doors for him even though he let it slip that he might lose control and eat you

-Like most brothers, he finds you comforting in a way

-Beel appreciates your honesty to him too because he can count on you to tell him when he’s doing something wrong

-And he sort of needs the validation that even though he blames himself for a lot of things that took place in the past, his brothers and you are more than ready to forgive him (even if they didn’t blame him to begin with)

-Rather than respect, Beel puts a lot of trust into you, which I would believe to be more intimate

-If it’s just the two of you hanging out, he has an easier time opening up about Lilith because he knows you would never judge him and respect his feelings enough to let him get it out of his system

-You always share your food with him and give him a bigger portion and he goes so soft-

-Like who allowed you to be this generous?

-Tbh, he thinks it’s sort of refreshing having someone like you around

-Beel has been surrounded by demons for millenniums now and he’s gotten used to their...uh ‘evilness’

-Ever since you got dropped off in DevilDom, you really stood out with your nobility and morals

-It was like a breath of fresh air in a way

-He may or may not believe you’re a good influence on his siblings-if you can even influence demons of all things

-I’m not saying he invites you to work out with him and give him honest criticism, but he definitely invites you to work out with him and give him honest criticism

Belphie:

-“Out of all the humans they could’ve chosen, they picked the most annoying one, oH MY FUCKING GO-I MEAN DAD-“

-You go up to the attic that one night after tricking Lucifer into vibing to some classical TSL tunes

-He spotted you and was immediately irritated

-Like, he KNEW you were going to be a pain in the ass just by judging your posture and how you carried yourself (very knightly)

-At the start, he’s even hesitant to lie to you because he had a suspicion you wouldn’t buy his bs

-(Spoiler alert: you didn’t but you went with it either way)

-It takes a while for you to forgive him when he literally fucking kills you because that was rude af but you got over it in time

-AFTER of the whole ‘Sorry-for-choking-you-can-we-be-friends-now’ incident, you still get on his nerves a lot but at this point, he believes that’s his punishment for being a murderous dickhead

-You don’t really piss him off tho, you just confuse him a lot

-Why are you so polite? You keep pulling chairs and opening doors for him??? Why are you treating him like royalty?? Stop it, he doesn’t want to be like Lord Diavolo (he def likes it when you do that)

-Pls stop dragging the poor man to breakfast, he just wants to sleep in-

-He doesn’t understand how you’re always one time for everything

-My dude tries to wake up 20 minutes early to get somewhere in time and he is still 2 hours late

-sTOP TRYING TO FORCE YOUR IDEALS ONTO HIM, HE’S A LITTLE SHIT WHO ENJOYS WATCHING PEOPLE SUFFER

-All the same, you’re a very forgiving person so he’s just grateful you don’t hate him or anything

-And in the end, it doesn’t really matter how much your chivalry and righteousness and all of that pisses him off every now and then

-Because he can’t deny the fact that you brought him and his brothers the peace they needed

-And he so loves it when you and Lucifer go head to head mhmm

Diavolo:

-This big tittied man right here takes a liking to you immediately

-A couple of days in DevilDom and he’s already inviting you for tea at his castle

-You managed to befriend the prince of hell faster than the demons you live with, huh

-He’s lonely ok? He loves having people over and having cozy chitchats

-Not to mention he thinks you’re such pleasant company!

-Most demons would be afraid to even say anything in his presence but you always speak your mind while continuing to be respectful and he’s so happy, you don’t understand-

-Only demons in close relations to Diavolo like Babrbatos and Lucifer actually know how much it takes for someone to anger him

-He doesn’t take offence to much lol

-And he’s really content that you acknowledged that

-He sometimes visits you in his spare time just to talk and hang out since Lucifer is a big meanie who doesn’t want to indulge him and Barbatos is busy making him dinner >:(

-SPEAKING OF- if you and Barbatos don’t bond then i don’t know what to tell you

-I mean, you would both have so many things in common (strong sense of loyalty, honesty, just in a way etc.)

-You’re his favourite guest to have over at the palace, sorry Luci you’ve been replaced

-He genuinely finds you interesting as well so please tell him stories from the human realm!! He’s dying to learn more!

-Diavolo notices you demeanour sort of gives off warrior vibes so-

-He really considered making you into a knight bc it’s Diavolo-what he says; goes

-“I know they’re human but they’ll be fine. Look how tough they are! They managed to survive a year with you and your brothers didn’t they?”

-“My Lord, that doesn’t amount to anything, please don’t get our human killed-“