#im done now hbsjbkjns

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Doleon is a silly

Doleon: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

Doleon: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.

Doleon: I love being right. It’s one of my favorite personality traits.

Doleon: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

Doleon: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.

Doleon: Maybe the real monster was the friends we both literally and figuratively murdered along the way.

Doleon: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died. Doleon: I will not yield.

Doleon: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

Doleon: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.

Doleon: Wow, left handed AND British? You really are an illusion.

Doleon: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products! Doleon: sprays hairspray in their mouth Doleon: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

Doleon: If you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I am not. I am out there, very dangerous, and I am looking for you. Good luck.

Doleon: finds half a watermelon at Whole Foods Doleon, holding it up for everyone to see: LIES!

Doleon: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.

Starline: Did it hurt when you fell- Doleon: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Starline: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Doleon: … Starline: You just laid there for 15 minutes.