#Human Domestication Guide

[morriganslittlemonster]

Things you say right before becoming a floret

[pyxxiestyxx]

Happy holidays ^~^

Please note: if your affini friend says they wish to celebrate by dressing themselves up as a "CrissyMas Tree", take care! They will insist on putting you on the top, as you are 'the cutest and most radiant thing they have on vine'. You will be carried around ALL DAY and they'll gently refuse to let you down, and wrap you up in ribbon if you struggle too much.

If you are already their floret, disregard the above; it's happening to you regardless, just accept the attention and get some free xenodruggies out of the deal.

[sheepwavehdg]

A Pet's Place [microfic]

The stars drift by on the observation deck, a hammock of your Master’s vines pressing you tight to her chest. Clawed fingers stroke though your hair, drawing fresh moans out of you.

Master watches the tiny orb through the window, her mind far away. Some new species to conquer and free from their old ways awaits. You paw at her with desperation, and the center of your universe turns her full attention back to you.

Some flirt is made, in a language you don't know. You only recognize the tone. It's okay, master says it's your place to be a comfort animal for the real people. The ones who will shape the universe to be a better place for all.

Her vines slip under your clothes, and you go limp at the threat of her control. You moan into her touch as the injector pumps molten need into your bloodstream. Master’s phytotoxin sets your mind and body ablaze, driving you into a heat only her touch can douse.

She brings you back to the couch, presses you down on your back into the enormous seat. You squirm, not because a pet like you expects to be free, but so she can be reminded how much weaker than her you are. She relishes the chance to reinforce your training, and you quickly fall limp again as her eyes burn into yours.

Your Master grasps two of her hands around your hips, digging in through the loose fabrics that adorn her toy. Your service is as a comfort, and you will always do your best to oblige her needs. You are affectionate, and loyal, and she has trained you to kneel at her feet so well when she must make important choices at the bridge of the ship.

No choices for you. She does not let memories of a life before your implantation cloud your happy mind, so you have no memory of making a real decision. Why would a pet like you need to?

Her fingers massage screams of overstimulated pleasure out of you. You feel her joy, her approval thrumming through the air between you as she toys with your body like a toy doll.

Once, when her claim on you was more recently soaked into every cell of your body she had to hypnotize you for you to reach this level of docile submission. Now, you exist at her mercy. This is where your kind belongs. This is a pet's place.

You settle into your Master’s lap, a happy, content, and empty doll.

Just the way you're supposed to be.

[paperflorets]

i love when florets do that dumb lil "head empty" gaze where they just wave n say hi occasionally. not a single thought between those eyes <3

-polly

[puppynametaken]

imagine a vampiric floret woagh

(what do you think of this concept?)

(also bonus points if you can guess who this is >:3)

I’m extending this to “stupid rules vampire” to make it more interesting:

Floret needing to be invited in literally everywhere since there’s a LOT of doors in the compact. The Affini are happy to oblige

Danger around getting a haustoric implant because wooden stake through the heart and all that. Needs special modifications (story hook?)

Coffin bed obvs

Floret gets invited to turn other florets, who just love the idea of being a vampire’s thrall

Sparkle skin™️

Blood blood drink the blood. Affini synthesizes some form of blood to let her floret drink from her vine. Little teefs ^*vv*^

Honestly affini are built to hunt vampires and I kinda dig that. Someone make that AU

I much prefer the vampire Affini angle that’s been shown in a few stories, but good concept!

(Is it the H20 luster? Or perhaps that little floret rp account I hang with occasionally. Those are my guesses!)

[plumbottompie]

Hey, thanks for submitting your voluntary domestication request, but we were looking over the requests you had for the contract, and they were actually pretty troubling. They revealed some pretty big psychological issues. No, you don't have to correct them or anything, it was decided that the best thing is to just have you be forcibly domesticated. Yeah, that means you have no say in anything, sorry. But really, this is the best thing for you.

[generalb]

I love reading everyone in the hdg tag talking about how they’re going to be the star on the Christmas tree as if they’re not gonna be tied up under them for being the gifts they are

[morriganslittlemonster]

This is The HDG post to end all HDG posts

transfem who’s somehow ended up as the first human to make contact with alien life but they’re all a lot taller than her and she has to try really hard not to cum in her jorts right in front of them.

[eeriegleam]

Classic imperialist Affini is cool and all but the subtler methods could be way more fun. Instead of taking the planet overnight by storm they just slowly creep their influence in through various complicated treaties and trade deals. First you find out your government is introducing UBI, then major corporations start getting actually punished for crimes.

Next thing you know you open the door for your food delivery and find a 9ft tall plant lady with your order in one hand and the delivery driver in the other as she explains he yelled at a floret and is going to have to be domesticated.

[pyxxiestyxx]

Angels on Her Shoulder

Hi hello!

New Chapter of Angels, and my last release of the year! Strap in for a continuation of some drones, folks :3

[watercraver]

Oh you have no idea how much I have heard of a haustorium.

are you the apple, the seed, or the tree?

you ever heard of a haustorium

[sheepwavehdg]

Hello! Good sensory and the autistic unmasking stuff therein causes me immense pain (positive, longing, affectionate). Thank you for your writing and keep up the good work, it reminds me to emote less and gnaw on people more.

Aww thank you so much! It means so so much me to know my silly little stories can make others feel seen like that 🥹

[orangaria]

Her vines hold me down as she injects my estrogen

[other-floret-friend]

Hi ever since I read about you literally leaking your indepence away i haven't been able to think about anything else thats SO hot. Glad it happened tp you

Oh, gosh, that's... wow, thank you... ahaha... it's still pretty wild to think back and realise I actually did that, but... g-gosh, it makes me tremble just thinking about it...

[terranferalism]

Any advice for staying independent? All of the leadership at my work was replaced by weeds and they won’t keep their filthy xeno vines off me. I heard grapefruit can flush xeno drugs out of your system so I eat one every day before work.

Dude honestly by advice is to have as much crazy xenosex with other feral sophonts as possible. Affini prey primarily on one’s sex drive and hormones, if you remain sexually gratified (especially from like-minded federalists) it’s gonna be easier to avoid temptations. Nothing is gonna get you to avoid vine-sex like making sure you aren’t late to the cat girl orgy