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Dp x Dc AU: Not exactly a meet cute between Jazz and Jason.
Jason's had a long night of beating the shit out of a gang that dared to sell in his territory, the last thing he needs is the Bats on his tail. He can always sense them when he leaves Crime Alley- they watch for him. Waiting for him to fail. It pisses him off.
So Jason shakes his tail, he's pretty sure it's the demon brat, parks his bike, removes his helm and heads into the loudest bar he can find, ditching his mask along the way. There are no camera's and there was no one watching, so Jason just looks like any other angry frat guy at the bar. Well, he supposes that the Leather jacket might be a stand out.
He grabs a drink, and looks at the time. Jason just needs to wait out the chance that a baby bird saw his bike and hope that curfew kicks in before this has to be a 'conversation'. Besides, the music is good and despite all the people, the crowd is pretty behaved.
"Hi! I'm so glad you're here!" A woman approaches, he can tell she's had a few drinks from her walk but her eyes scream sobriety and fear. She's tall in her flats, her hair looks disheveled (from dancing maybe) and her outfit screams 'this is the one fun black top I own'. She's beautiful and her approaching him might've been a wet teenage dream if his suspicions weren't immediately raised.
"I certainly am here." Jason replies, a smirk set into his features easily and as he straightens out his back he can see the three men watching the back of her head like predators. They're wearing super lame white hoodies and coats, like they're organized somehow.
"That's why you're my hero! Always ready to grab me at a moment's notice! Any chance you'll be good to leave after you finish that drink?" Her eyes are pleading but she keeps the same happy smile and joyful tone the whole time.
"Nah, no worries about the drink. It was cheap and I was just getting bored with it anyway. " Jason explains, setting his glass down on the counter. He's mentally photographed the three creeps, "Did any of your friends also need a ride home?"
"Nope! They all got in an uber... without me. So they'll be just fine!" She explains and there is an anger in her eyes that clearly meant she was telling the truth. Her hands are straightening out his jacket collar, making it look like they're more comfortable with each other than just strangers. She lays her hands flat on his chest once her task is completed and Jason feels his throat go dry.
"I'm always telling you to find better friends. Now c'mon, I parked out back." he wraps an arm around her waist, though its not tight, and peers over his shoulder. These guys weren't going to leave without a fight it seems, Dumb, Dumbie and Dumber are all watching her with evil in their eyes.
The two of them walk out and before she can even say thank you, the door swings back open and she's sucker punched one of the assholes and Jason's pulled his gun out for the other two.
"You gents are gunna go home, or you're gonna end up in the dirt. Pick." Jason growls. Not taking him seriously at first, he shoots one dudes foot and the last one standing looks like he might pass out. He picks up his fallen comrades and backs away into the bar.
"For ancients sake those dudes were trying to traffic the hell out of me." She sighs, and Jason holsters his gun.
"Yeah no shit. You okay?" Jason inquires.
"I will be. I'm Jazz, thanks for saving me Hood."
"I'm no-"
"You're literally leaning comfortably on Red Hoods motorcycle that still has his helmet perched on it. No one would do that unless they were suicidal or him." She challenges, but then a look changes in her eyes and she almost looks nervous "But still, do you uhm, wanna get out of here?"
He blinks. She was trying to pick him up? AFTER finding out he was a crime lord??
The answer is that yes, Hell Yes, Jason does want to get out of here. None of the Bats will bother him while he has a civilian, not at the diner he takes her too and certainly not while he's taking her back to one of his safe houses.
Jason had expected one of his siblings to show up in the morning and cause a ruckus. He hadn't planned for a dude to let himself into his kitchen screaming about government agencies tracking Jazz down that wasn't related. Turns out it's her brother and he's floating and no he's not going to explain why he's there or how he found them.
Jazz has a lot to explain to the both of them and it starts with "So I can admit that I have a thing for motorcycle guys-"
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dc x dp#dp x dc#danny phantom#dc crossover#dp crossover#anger management ship#anger management#jazz fenton#jason#long post#your honor there is no way in my mind that these two aren't bangin within 24 hours of meeting#the chemistry is there#jazz was being followed by the giw and jason saves her#jazz is literally in love from that point forward#she has a type and he checks all her boxes your honor#danny just wants his sister safe but he will shovel talk the zombie later
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Last Twilight is gonna make me bawl like a baby
And I am ok with that
#last twilight#last twilight the series#mhok x day#😭😭😭#Asian drama#Asian gay Romance#I absolutely love this series#the chemistry is there#between these two
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deadass thought this man was boutta say "so are you, in a relationship?
#cause like honestly i ship it#the chemistry is there#they hate each other but they also fuck each other vibs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#bsd anime#saigiku jōno#tetchō suehiro#suegiku#bsd tetchou#bsd saigiku
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rumbellers who blame the things that are wrong in their relationship on belle have a special place in hell
#rumbelle criticial#rumple critical#i enjoy their soft scenes but the things that go wrong in their relationship in the later seasons falls solely on rumple#i personal interpret his power as his weakness as an addiction metaphor#but i have no idea if that’s what was intended#and the show wasn’t good after season 3 so#i know what happens in season 6 too and the fact that when they finally give belle a backbone#it’s because of the dark fairy#bruh…..#anyways i still like them based on potential alone#they’re no twelveclara but#the chemistry is there#please forgive me for my transgressions#considering writing a ouat rewrite post season 1 based solely around rumbelle#maybe i’m insane#but if i was in that writers room they’d be perfect
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There's wholesome ships and there's toxic ships, but I'd like to coin 'sodium chloride ships', where the individuals involved are both horrible and dangerous people, but somehow being together renders them surprisingly well-adjusted (if a little salty).
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people who for very silly reasons want to market prepared food products without preservatives in them who then discover why we started putting preservatives in prepared food products in the first place (because without a preservation method food quickly grows stale, and frequently also moldy or downright toxic) is a consistently good bit. like people really seem to think we put Evil Chemicals in food on purpose for no reason.
#better living through chemistry#it's not just the wellness industry#the whole wellness weltanschauung is a scam
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❤💞❤
#i live in hope#why the distance#life is hard sometimes#she means so much to me#soulmates#the chemistry is there#Spotify
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Which carbon Is your favorite in Thymine specifically?
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Sometimes...characters being in a romantic relationship is worse.
#text#sometimes it's the most boring way to have characters interact#sometimes it's worse than the chemistry they have as literally any other kind of relationship#sometimes their platonic dynamic is better#sometimes their hostile dynamic is better#sometimes their dynamic is better if it's anything other than romance#because maybe them falling into generic romance is how you ruin their characters.#aro#aromantic#aroace#i only tag these because it feels relevant to why i feel this way
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look, I know I've talked about this essay (?) before but like,
If you ever needed a good demonstration of the quote "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic", have I got an exercise for you.
Somebody made a small article explaining the basics of atomic theory but it's written in Anglish. Anglish is basically a made-up version of English where they remove any elements (words, prefixes, etc) that were originally borrowed from romance languages like french and latin, as well as greek and other foreign loanwords, keeping only those of germanic origin.
What happens is an english which is for the most part intelligible, but since a lot everyday english, and especially the scientific vocabulary, has has heavy latin and greek influence, they have to make up new words from the existing germanic-english vocabulary. For me it kind of reads super viking-ey.
Anyway when you read this article on atomic theory, in Anglish called Uncleftish Beholding, you get this text which kind of reads like a fantasy novel. Like in my mind it feels like it recontextualizes advanced scientific concepts to explain it to a viking audience from ancient times.
Even though you're familiar with the scientific ideas, because it bypasses the normal language we use for these concepts, you get a chance to examine these ideas as if you were a visitor from another civilization - and guess what, it does feel like it's about magic. It has a mythical quality to it, like it feels like a book about magic written during viking times. For me this has the same vibe as reading deep magic lore from a Robert Jordan book.
#off topic#literature#language#linguistics#science#science history#science fiction#fantasy#physics#atomic theory#anglish#chemistry#robert jordan#the wheel of time#uncleftish beholding
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#24 on ur spotify wrapped describes how 2024 will go, how screwed r u
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do you ever just
[the line is from a fic by @/Rauchendes_GNU on ao3]
#my brain chemistry has been changed forever#i swear to god#the magnus archives#tma#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#jmart#jonmartin#the archivist#jarchivist#fanart#art#illustration#digital art#artists on tumblr#hummise art
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Cesium-133, let it be. Cesium-134, let it be even more.
Periodic Table Regions [Explained]
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[A periodic table with regions labeled.]
[Hydrogen:] Slightly fancy protons [Lithium and Beryllium:] Weird dirt [Group 1 & 2 metals, Periods 3-4:] Regular dirt [Group 1 & 2 metals, Periods 5-7:] Ends in a number, let it slumber ends in a letter, not much better [Left side of the transition metals group:] Boring alloy metals Probably critical to the spark plug industry or something (but one of them is radioactive so stay on your toes) [Most of the top row of the transition metals + aluminum:] Regular metals [Below the rightmost "regular metals" - the "ordinary metals" and some transition metals:] Weird metals [The platinum group:] $$$$ [Boron:] Boron (fool's carbon) [Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Phosphorus:] You are here [The Halogens:] Safety goggles required [Noble Gases:] Lawful neutral [Iodine and Radon:] Very specific health problems [Ordinary metals and metalloids - Arsenic, Antimony, Tellurium, Thallium, Lead, Bismuth, Polonium] Murder weapons [Astatine and Period 7 from Rutherfordium onwards:] Don't bother learning their names - they're not staying long [Lanthanides and Actinides:] Whoever figures out a better way to fit these up there gets the next Nobel Prize
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Siffrin the silly alchemist 🧪✨ Based on dialogue with Odile x3c
#give Siff proper chemistry lesson!!#they're not in the House they're simply in another building teehee :]c#in stars and time fanart#in stars and time#isat#isat fanart#isat siffrin#siffrin isat#isat isabeau#isat odile#isat mirabelle#isat bonnie#bashzzey arts
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AYO EDEBIRI as Sydney Adamu WILL POULTER as Luca THE BEAR SEASON 3 | Episode 10 - Forever
#the bear spoilers#the bear s3#the bear#sydney x luca#sydluca#sydney adamu#luca the bear#ayo edebiri#will poulter#the bear fx#tvandfilm#cinematv#the bear hulu#LISTENNNNNNNNN#I AM ON BOARD#FICS WILL BE WRITTEN BECAUSE I NEED THEM TO BE A COUPLE YOU HEAR#like the chemistry is chemistryinggggggg#and he's so attentive to her omg#the way he looked at her in the 3rd gif while she was talking like i need a moment!!!!#and then he went over to her apartment too!#need more moments with them in the next season#need em to be together! please!
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