#the brainrot is back (it never left)

[mccromy]

Tbh I think people should be more rabid about moshang. Like, talk about an artist falling in love with his creation, then upgrade it to infinity.

I mean, it is not like Shang Qinghua made Mobei-Jun and fell in love with him because he was so beautiful. Shang Qinghua designed Mobei-Jun to be what Shang Qinghua considered perfect. Every single flaw was included lovingly, every virtue, every inch of his body and face to be what Shang Qinghua found the most handsome, attractive. His ideal man. He made Mobei-Jun for himself, he made him with the intention to love him.

He told a history about a boy who was wronged, who had every ounce of kindness bleed out through a thousand cuts. Who took revenge on every single person who hurt him, even if by negligence. Made the whole world revolve around him, changed it to satisfy his readers.

And then made Mobei-Jun for himself. He made him silent, strong, mistrustful, arrogant, spoiled and beautiful and set him up for betrayal. Made his life tragic in that way authors do with their favorite characters.

(Luo Binghe was perfect in the eyes of the world. Shang Qinghua crafted Mobei-Jun to be perfect in his eyes.)

Can you imagine? If god made you solely with the intention to love you. Perfect in the eyes of god, literally.

And then Shang Qinghua became Mobei-Jun's servant. Mobei-Jun was both his King and his favorite creation. (As if god made himself a personal deity to worship.)

Their relationship was rocky (mountain sized rocks) for what amounts to decades. Shang Qinghua's perfect man was so incredibly flawed it made him near impossible to get along with, he was also destined to kill Shang Qinghua. And Shang Qinghua was far from perfect himself, he was also destined to stab Mobei-Jun in the back. What's more, Shang Qinghua wove those threads of fate himself.

(In the end none of that happened. But think about it.)

Even better, when put like that, Moshang sounds so poetic. And it could be!... If moshang was composed by anybody else other than Mobei "to get your man you need to beat him up at least three times a day" Jun and Shang "the best way to seduce someone is to be so pathetic and lame!" Qinghua.

Shang Qinghua is literally Mobei-Jun's creator but he's also his little minion going nice one, boss!, the LeFou to Mobei-Jun's Gaston. The sleazy car salesman to Mobei-Jun's Nepo baby CEO. The Connecticut Clark to his Malfina.

How, just how is it possible that I have to channel my inner truffle hog when sniffing around for moshang brainrot? Everybody should be losing black brain matter through their nostrils about them, and yet.

[lazylittledragon]

mentally i’m still here 🖤🖤

[scarlettjemily]

Not a single thought behind those eyes

aksksks cause same emily

Credit

[sentienceisoverrated]

Damian: Hello, can I—

Jason: No

Damian: I didn’t even finish my sentence.

Jason: I know what you’re going to say and no. You cannot drive my motorcycle.

Damian: Why not?

Jason: Because you’re fucking twelve

[deadhoneybee]

Its fall. You know what that means?

The Marauders Brain Rot is in full swing. I just crushed a 100k fic at the airport and im going crazy.

[partrin]

okay, so the twilight out of focus manga (and anime; it's a bl) is kinda eh to me but i saw the poster for it and-

-immediately thought of:

rinharu sports protagonist gay kings

[youmearepeaches]

i am thinkign

[serendipnpipity]

@bewareofthenewphannie

[bluelunae]

Okay I caved and made fake screenshot edits nobody look at me (a bit nervous but oh well we ball)

Tryna replicate the crunchy lineart is HARD never again (lie)

Little doodle for you guys as well here

Like to think that Aph and Aaron would be like really close family friends (cool aunt and uncle who visit type vibe), and sometimes would pop in!! Especially if extra help was needed with taking care of Chris n stuff. Aphmau definitely met the Thorndykes first and got close with them before Aaron started knowing them by proxy

They prolly woulda been super chill with Chris' parents but would start kinda getting iffy when seeing the neglect they do first hand (Aaron definitely doesn't like them cause he knows what being neglected by your rich parents is like 💀)

[lesbiradshaw]

thiam hospital parking lot argument is so personal to me because it clearly showcases how theo’s way of lashing out at liam is to remind him that he hasn’t changed at all and liam’s way of trying to hurt him back is saying that he already knows. which just hits so good because at this point we’re beginning to see that theo has changed whether he wants to admit it or not. right before they get into this argument, theo (in his own way) warns liam off of the idea that he can be trusted, which is something that the old theo would have never done. he would have taken advantage of it. as the rest of the episode plays out it becomes obvious that theo’s threat to leave liam behind was an empty one. as for liam only seeing theo for the monster he was before his resurrection— i think the desperation on his face as he tries to claw his way out of the elevator speaks for itself.

[thedeadthree]

🌞 CYTHIA -`. the witcher • ♟️KAROLINA -`. btaj

🕯️ NYNEVE -`. vtm • 🐦‍⬛ IRINA (pre embrace) -`. vtm

🪩 ANAIS -`. vtm: night road • 🪞ILEANA -`. vtmb

🧚 ALKYONE -`. coral island • 🌪️ VAERMINA -`. bg3

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[janiedean]

nothing like seeing people still saying jon/ygritte was an abusive rship in my *recommended* posts in the year of the lord 2024 anyway I had missed instant blocking people just scrolling the dashboard

[junespriince]

what if I made a side blog but the only thing I post is "Astarion is beautiful" bec he said nobody tells him that, and I am delulu enough to post every day he is beautiful, bec he is and he needs to be told more!

[svtskneecaps]

ok folks this lives and dies between us but i swear to god with every passing moment and every new fact i learn i am more and more convinced that had i spoken portuguese at age 11 when i got into minecraft youtube the first time i would BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT have had a tiny little baby 11 year old celebrity crush on pactw

[puhpandas]

Me after we got 3 star fam crumbs in Ruin:

[goblin-enjoyer]

*draws something for the first time in a while. “Man I suck at drawing! Maybe go back to being good at it if I draw more!”

*doesn’t draw

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“Oh I got a neat idea for a drawing! Surely I have gotten better by now!” Loop post