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color palette challenge from the rebels server!!!
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Shitposting before work - I really do want that Jedi and Rebels crossover
#jedi survivor#star wars rebels#jedi fallen order#cal kestis#kanan jarrus#fanart#digital art#art#star wars#swr fanart#star wars fanart#artists on tumblr#jedi fallen order fanart#jedi surivor fanart#cal kestis fanart#kanan jarrus fanart#caleb dume#the bendu#lightsaber#lightsaber logic#my art#shitpost#wip#sketch#might do more of these#or just clean this one up#maybe
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A dialogue excerpt from The One In The Middle
#sabine wren#the bendu#the one in the middle#learning to draw#learning to colour#fanart of fanfic#ao3 fanfic#star wars sapphics#star wars wlw#Star Wars rebels#ain’t no way these two didn’t talk#sabine wren jedi padawan learner#sokabine#ahsoka tano#my art#my story
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STAR WARS REBELS 3.01, Steps Into Shadow
#swredit#rebelsedit#swedit#kananjarrusedit#starwarsblr#star wars rebels#kanan jarrus#the bendu#show: rebels#ch: kanan jarrus#*mine
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This is what happens when you're gay, in college, and you and your roommates like Star Wars.
#star wars#star wars rebels#c3po#c 3po#lando calrissian#ezra bridger#han solo#luke skywalker#obi wan kenobi#the bendu#alexsandr kallus#agent kallus#beans rambles#names sticky noted over for privacy#anyway. one of my roommates and I put this up today and we are going to see how long it takes the other two to notice lmao#yes this IS what college students get up to!#and these names are all what we actually started calling these guys lmao
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Bendu, staring down Thrawn in zero hour: lol this idiot doesn’t even know about The Tentacles
#thrawn: the WHAT#star wars rebels#swr#swr spoilers#the bendu#thrawn#mossy speaks#bendu is so funny dear god he's The Most Guy Ever#just hangs out for centuries and then gets so mad that a 30 something year old called him a coward that he turns into a storm#and then proceeds to be unkillable. ok HGBLKJDSKJG#bendu#sw rebels#sw rebels s3
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Who Is Fucking In Star Wars? A Non-Comprehensive List
So in honor(?) of the DDoS attack on Ao3 preventing us all from mainlining slash fic, I've decided to go horny on main and list off my opinion about 3 traits of all Star Wars characters. Our beloved Galaxy Far Far Away is a usually (tragically) chaste place, which may lead us to ponder about our faves:
Do they even know what sex is?
Have they ever actually HAD sex?
Are they any good at it?
We will not be including characters who are minors in this list. Obviously. Judgements are based somewhat on the lore, but really more on vibes. Perhaps it goes without saying, this will be lightly NSFW.
This is probably gonna take a while and stop feeling like a good idea halfway through. Which of your exes does that describe? Let's Go!!!
Starting with the big three:
Han Solo
Always begin with an easy one.
Does he even know what sex is? Yes, unlike a surprising number of people in this galaxy, Han knows how to do the do.
Has he ever had sex before? Sure (but not as often as he wants you to think). Do you, uh . . . maybe wanna get out of here and come back to his ship? She's called the Millenium Falcon.
Is he good at sex? Look. It's not going to be good the first time. He's gonna keep insisting that he "knows what he's doing," but you wish he would just let you explain what you like. He needs to be girlbossed around a little bit. And it is mostly girls for him, though the occasional guy and non-binary being has mounted that loading ramp too. His bedroom does smell kind of funny.
Luke Skywalker
This one may be controversial for some people.
Does he know what sex is? Nope. Farm boy didn't go to schmool. Skool? Am I saying that right? There were no copies of Our Bodies, Our Selves lying around the rebellion base, and you better believe the Sacred Jedi Texts did not include some kind of version of the Space Kama Sutra. Han wasn't gonna draw him a diagram either; that would be too embarrassing. This man is not learned in the pleasures of the flesh.
Has he ever had sex? Also no. He got into some light over-the-clothes action with Biggs Darklighter when they were teens, but nothing ever went any farther than that.
Is he good at sex? I'm sure a real earnest effort would be made, but we'll never know, will we. Because he DOES NOT KNOW what sex is.
Princess/General Leia Organa
Does she even know what sex is? Oh, absolutely. This woman was treated to an actual formal education. She probably even got a nice, progressive version of SexEd that talked about pleasure and consent and not just all the weird diseases you could get--assuming the Empire didn't nix that sort of thing on Alderaan, which, honestly, they might have.
Has she ever had sex? Of course. And despite being a princess, she's not that precious about courtship either. Casual flings are totally fine and normal.
Is she good at sex? Leia is mature but, like her hairstyles, can be a little tightly wound. Once you get over any initial awkwardness, though, it's sure to be a fun flirty time.
And this is Star Wars, so sooner or later we have to address--
Chewbacca
--the aliens of it all. Welcome, monster fuckers! It's not even weird in this universe!
Does he know what sex is? Chewy is canonically 234 years old as of TLJ, so I'm going to give this a definite yes. Also, he hangs out with Han Solo and all the doors in this universe appear to be panel-controlled. There are no door knobs to stick a sock on; he's SEEN some things.
Has he ever had sex? Again, 234 years old, and Chewy has never seemed like a wallflower. This is also a yes.
Is he good at it? Maz Kanata seems to think so? I don't pretend I have the predilections/imagination to get the appeal (though I honor those that do), but I'm gonna take a swing and say, yes, Chewbacca is a good lover. Solid stamina, surprisingly tender after-care.
Lando Calrissian
Does he know what sex is? Yes, and not just on a mechanical level. If anyone in this universe HAS read the Space Kama Sutra, it's Lando.
Has he ever had sex? He has. And he doesn't keep a list of all his past sexual partners because that would be crass. But he COULD tell you about each of them, names, dates, locations. But he won't. But he could.
Is he good at it? Surprisingly, yes! He may come across as a guy who is all talk, but Lando is an artist at heart and the democratically elected President of Consent. He has mood lighting set up and a tastefully curated playlist. The atmosphere is fun, the oral is enthusiastic. When you're done--wow!--there's a mini bar right near the bed. And would you like to borrow a silk robe?
Your magical evening will not prevent him from cheating you at cards later, though.
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Does he know what sex is? No. He learned once, but has since memory-holed the information. Otherwise he might accidentally experience some pleasure from the stick up his bum.
Has he ever had sex? Many beings have made valiant efforts to claim this beautiful man as a conquest. All have failed, but there was much exquisite yearning along the way.
Is he good at it? Hypothetically? Alas, my heart wants to say yes, but my head says no.
Padmé Amidala
Does she know what sex is? Look at this dress. This dress is a CHOICE, a ruthless tactical decision made by someone who definitely knows what sex is.
Has she ever had sex? Yes, but her taste in men--oh, honey.
Is she good at it? A pillow princess if there ever was one. You will be doing all the work.
Anakin Skywalker
Does he know what sex is? No.
Has he ever had sex? Yes.
Is he good at it? . . . and I know those answers seem contradictory, but it's true. This is a man who has had normal, consensual adult sex. However, baby boy's brain is full of more holes than a colander. He is dummy thick actually in the head region. He is incapable of retaining complex thoughts such as the nuances of sexuality.
That said, he is a creature of pure instinct and, like, yeah, the lovemaking is pretty hot.
Mace Windu
Does he know what sex is? Yes.
Has he ever had sex? No.
Is he good at it? If it ever happened, which it won't? No, and Mace is possibly the only Sammy J character for whom this holds true. It would be strictly procreative missionary. No fun allowed.
Yoda
Does he know what sex is? Yes, he is aware. Knowledge is this little frog man's burden; Yoda is too in touch with the Force, the life energy of the universe, not to know. He WOULD not know if he could, but he has had to settle for just ignoring the information.
Has he ever had sex? You know I am genuinely stumped on this one. On one hand, he is the perfect ascetic Jedi sage. On the other hand, a nine hundred year lifespan is a long time . . . anything could have happened to this lilliputian enigma.
Is he good at it? Size matters not.
The Mandalorian
Yeah I know his name is "Din Djarin." Shush.
Does he know what sex is? I'm pretty sure this guy thinks that babies are found, not made. He does not know what sex is.
Has he ever had sex? I don't care what season one implied about Mando and that toothsome twi'lek, it's never happened. The helmet doesn't come off and the trousers don't drop.
Is he good at it? And here's the tragedy of it all, right? Because we know that underneath that impenetrable layer of beskar lies such a man. I don't even care if he's an ace, as seems plausible. Just the chance to look him in the eye would mean worlds.
Finn
Does he know what sex is? Negative, Ghost Rider. It's not something the First Order teaches their child soldiers, and the Resistance, like the rebellion of old, has bigger fish to fry. Poe wants to explain it to him, but feels like he has a dog in that race and it wouldn't be right.
Has he ever had sex? Men, women, and other beings are lining up around the corner for a shot at this man, but he only has eyes for one woman, and she in turn may be legitimately the only person in the galaxy who does not pine for him. Hang in there, Finn! Maybe one day she'll become emotionally available.
Is he good at it? While we have seen Finn makes some selfish moves along his journey--mainly because of, y'know, all the trauma--he has done a lot of growing and is an essentially generous spirit. This gets a yes.
Rey Skywalker
Does she know what sex is? Not in either The Force Awakens or The Last Jedi, but before Rise of Skywalker Leia explained it to her. She's the future of the Jedi after all, and this is basic stuff, goddammit Luke!
Has she ever had sex? Hmm, what's that? Sorry, she's super busy right now with, like, destiny and stuff.
Is she good at it? Rey seems to pick most things up fairly quickly, so you have to imagine that would hold true for l'amour as well, except that she'll also be a bit of a try-hard. Do less, sweety. Really, it's fine.
Lightning Round
Asajj Ventress
Yes, yes, and it depends on the answer to one question: do you enjoy pain?
L3-37
It Works.
Cinta Kaz
Yes, yes, and not just good but so good it will politically radicalize you.
Karis Nemik
No, which is a shame because you know that he would have made sex-positive feminism and queer theory a huge part of his manifesto.
Count Dooku
Gay, and pulled legendary numbers of exquisite vintage ass across the galaxy. It's the real reason Sidious traded him in for simple, pussy-whipped Anakin. He just couldn't take it anymore.
Luthen Rael
Hope you like role-play.
Armitage Hux
Yes, it's true; this man has no dick.
Qi'ra
Yes, yes, and good but maybe in a dangerous way? Like drugs, it's possible that you--maybe even most people--could have a healthy, well-adjusted relationship to it. But there's a chance also that it will alter your brain chemistry, fundamentally shift your priorities, and ruin your life. The only way for sure to be safe is not to try it, not even once!
The Bendu
The One in the Middle. So in this case, would that be, like, the taint?
Reva Sevander
I mean, do you like it freaky? How freaky do you like it? There are levels to this sort of thing, and you, through no fault of your own, may not be ready for this ride.
Cassian Andor
Cassian Andor fucks.
The Armorer
I tried to get a read on this one, and all I picked up was radio static. We'll never know. We'll just never know.
Rose Tico
Rose appears naive at first, but she's actually quite worldly and will rock yours.
Bo-Katan Kryze
I daresay more than 2% of us want her to sit on our face. Ms. Sackoff was really lowballing it. Bo does not know what sex is, however, and is rarely in listening-mode, so that's a hurdle we'll have to overcome.
But it's more than 2%.
Poe Dameron
Yes, yes, and does it even matter? It would be an honor just to be considered, sir.
Hera Syndulla
Whatever Lola wants, Lola gets. Apparently what Lola wants is an inexperienced, sexually repressed Jedi hotty. In this way, she is the true queen of Star Wars fandom. Captain our ship, Hera!
And Finally:
Kylo Ren
I do not understand the hold this man has on some of you--which is fine; you don't need me to understand it. He does not know what sex is, he is so horny and angry all the time. And sure, maybe you CAN fix him by completing his education. Blessings, angels. Live your fantasy.
Just promise me you'll use protection? And I don't mean a condom, I mean body armor.
#star wars#luke skywalker#anakin skywalker#the mandalorian#han solo#leia organa#padme amidala#obi wan kenobi#din djarin#kylo ren#rey skywalker#star wars finn#cassian andor#yoda#mace windu#the armorer#bo katan kryze#cinta kaz#reva sevander#hera syndulla#the bendu#qi'ra#lando calrissian#chewbacca#l3 37#rose tico#armitage hux#luthen rael#count dooku#karis nemik
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Twin Suns is such a good fucking episode. The duel between Maul and Kenobi is the stuff fangasms are made of. The true end of Maul's tale, the reference to the Old Wounds/Visionaries comic. Zero Hour is such a good pair of episodes. That crack the Bendu puts in Thrawn's facade telling him EXACTLY how Ezra is going to best him. I love the Rebels finales so much. Another season down, only one to go. I'm not ready for it to end. T.T
#star wars#star wars rebels#star wars rebels season 3#darth maul#maul#obi-wan kenobi#twin suns#thrawn#grand admiral thrawn#the bendu#zero hour
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A poem I wrote extending Bendu's deleted line from Rebels, "my dear, by change I mean death", from when Ahsoka asked about her fate if she was to face Vader <3 A view on her relationship with life/death.
#starwarswriting#star wars poetry#star wars poem#star wars fandom#star wars rebels#star wars rebels season 2#the bendu#bendu#ahsoka#ahsoka tano#ahsoka series#ahsoka episode 5
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I enjoy the Bendu for how he depicts a "neutral" character in a very black & white conflict. He isn't working for anyone, but he also doesn't consider himself better than anyone, this is simply what he is and what he does, i.e. sleep all the time. I envy him. But the way he's written also picks at a problem with characters justifying their neutrality that way, because they're not mindless natural forces, they are intelligent beings who can understand what's happening if they put in the effort.
The whole confrontation with Kanan during the imperial assault is like if Gandalf barged into Tom Bombadil's house and yelled at him until he grasped the seriousness of the situation. Which, considering how familiar Gandalf clearly is with Tom Bombadil, may have happened at some point.
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the bendu
#star wars#star wars rebels#sw rebels#atollon#the bendu#sw rebels backgrounds are literally GORGEOUS. its crazy#mitth'raw'nuruodo#grand admiral thrawn#bendu#traditional art#backgrounds!!#watercolor#best of caws
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had an idea the other day, but wasn't committed enough to actually polish finish and all, but here's the enigmatic Force duo anyway <3
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I hope at some point Star Wars brings back The Bendu in some manner. Not because he's voiced by Tom Baker (though that is a plus), but I think there's so much potential for storytelling without dissolving the mystery of the character. Like, maybe exploring where he went after Thrawn tried to shoot him or showing him visiting Mortis. Maybe just a little bit with him looking for someplace free of the constant conflict and experiencing something like Yoda's journey from Clone Wars season 6. It would be cool, I think.
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Serious question, do you think Kanan knew what Bendu looked like when the first met? Or did he make up a picture in his mind? I like to imagine he pictured a tiny little dude like Yoda running around and then had Ezra describe him after Ezra met him. Then he was like "oh a giant coral bear thing makes much more sense"
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Timelapse of my drawing
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Bracket 3, round 1, poll 15:
#star wars#star wars characters tournament#bracket 3#bracket 3 round 1#poll#the bendu#obi wan kenobi#the phantom menace#attack of the clones#revenge of the sith#a new hope#the empire strikes back#return of the jedi#rebels#star wars rebels#the clone wars#clone wars
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