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I didn’t watch Messi when he played for us, but I’ve seen highlights, of course. From what I’ve seen, Lamine might actually be better than him 🫣. I’m lowkey scared to tweet or post this off anon, but I just wanna share it with someone who’s seen both. Do you see where I’m coming from?
Yes and no.
I think Lamine is better than Messi was at that age, or to be more precise, has showed more than what Leo had shown at that age. But their circumstances were also SO different, like you really can’t compare the team Leo was surrounded with and the opportunities he had when he was 17 with what Lamine has now, which imo is an ideal team for his talent to shine and for him to be able to take such a big responsibility in the team.
To be honest I’m also just not really a fan of these comparisons. So far, Leo is the greatest player I’ve ever seen. Maybe Lamine will one day earn that title, it sure seems like he’s heading down that road, but it’s also true that as someone who has seen all of Leo’s career and his prime, it feels impossible than someone could turn out to be even better than that. I would much rather just enjoy Lamine’s present career and maybe in the future we can all start the Who’s Better? debate, which I’m sure will be a very controversial one.
#i think these comparisons are unfair to both lamine and Leo and I also personally just don’t love to have these types of conversations at#the beginning of someone’s career#but maybe that’s also because I already think Leo is the best player to have ever played football (so far)#which means that trying to compare someone just starting feels disingenuous#even though I understand why someone who hasn’t actually watched Leo play consistently might feel differently#but really anon I would recommend you go back and just watch full old matches (of Leo and even older too) it can be so interesting#and I personally really enjoy it and feel like it connects me more to the cluv#also I’m 100% sure that people will misinterpret what I said in the first paragraph and it makes me tempted to delete it or overexplain it#but I’m trying to do that less#fcb#barça#fc barcelona#ask#anon#answered#lionel messi#Leo messi#lamine yamal
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I do kinda feel bad for Lamb. While that whole spiel he gave Standish at the end of season one was mainly to stop her from asking questions about Partner's death, I do honestly believe he was telling the truth about why he was at Slough House. He really did choose to work at Slough House because he couldn't be a civilian but he also couldn't be out in the field anymore. He wanted to work at a place where nothing really mattered, where he could run out the clock (and part of me thinks the whole being a slob and not caring at all for his physical health is his way of trying to run that clock out a little faster), where he didn't have to worry about killing anyone, or worry about any of his people getting killed or hurt, and at first it was fine, it was just what he wanted
And then comes River Cartwright.
Lamb went to Slough House to be as far away from people like David Cartwright as possible and then here comes his freaking grandson. His grandson who is now one of his Joes, so he has to care, but it's fine, because he doesn't really, because this is Slough House and they don't do anything even remotely dangerous. He gets to sit around and insult River all day. It's perfect. Except that River Cartwright is a danger magnet, who's going to charge headfirst into danger, who's not going to listen, no matter what Lamb says. Lamb tells him to just drop the file off at the Park, don't do anything else, but no, River sticks his nose right into that mess and now Lamb has to get up and go break him out of the hospital closet and get him away from the Dogs. Lamb doesn't involve him in figuring out what happened to Dickie, but River goes off on his own and pieces everything together and plans to go to Cotswold even before Lamb tells him to. Lamb tells him to stay at Slough House to sort out the files, but no, River decides to try to save Standish himself and now Lamb has to get him out of the Park and away from the Dogs again.
The man just wanted a break. He just wanted to live the last few of his years not caring about anything, and then he gets dragged back into the life he tried to leave by the grandson of the very man who caused him to leave in the first place. He just wanted to get as close to retiring as he possibly could, and instead ended up in charge of disaster spy
#slow horses#jackson lamb#river cartwright#though honestly#I think he missed being out in the field#there is something to be said though#about how much lamb cares#for someone who is very adamant about not caring#he remembers ever death#even from the beginning of his career and he was so worn down by that#by what he was forced to do that he tried his best to never be put in a position like that again#but of course ends up caring anyway#because he just#can't not care
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movies with yrf after years
working in the bollywood directorial debut of already established people from the industry
working with critically acclaimed directors for the first time after previously rejecting offers from them
#what i am saying is he should get a national award this time#yes still holding a grudge against nepo saif and his mummy#oh and that guy who claimed something about a scene and convinced everyone swades shouldn't get any award#like his issue was with ashutosh why tf was srk snubbed 🙄#didn't someone once say that everybody in the industry since the beginning of his career has wanted to bring him down... losers#keep hoping and losing#he's going to be acting for at least another 100 years#let's see how long you people are going to not give him that award#dunki looks fun and great#no idea if it's a movie where a national award can be hoped but like their jury haven't been very serious for years now#and since it's a raju hirani movie a girl can really hope#dunki#swades#shah rukh khan#bollywood#shahrukh khan#another coincidence is both lagaan and three idiots went to aamir#possibly unpopular opinion i am glad he rejected them both because i don't like them much#great movies but personally not rewatchable#jawan#srk#his 2023 is greater than his 2004 inshallah
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The Untamed (2019) // “You’re Not a Girl in a Movie,” Hala Allan
#IT'S JUST--that he was dead at the beginning!! he was dead at the end!!! he's always been in a state of loss born from a second chance that#wasnt so kind--to be taken in by a family but with the unspoken agreement between your guardians#that you will not always be second to your siblings but that you are expected to give them anything you are---and he would have done#it anyway. is the thing. he didnt need madam yu's anger or sect leader's guilt. he would have done what he did#for jiang chang even if they had all lived. because what does life mean to you when you've always existed in an in-between state of having#ost it / owing it to someone else? it's that he should have died the first time as a child#and in his mind everything was---borrowed time. what the wens said to him as a thank you#being the process he's always existed within even without realizing#to do as much good as possible--to be a hero even one that no one but tens of people no one will listen to#believe you to be. because its never been about fame or acclaim but about what doing what no one#had done for him: protect / sheild/ help someone who cant help themselves because that's what you trained for; thats why youre alive#his siblings / their lives & careers & reputuations / lan zhan's reputation / his#old sect's reputation / the wen's existence / innocent lives that didnt bring anyone back#they just made the walls even more red#its that he died and died again & there's always going to be somewhere darker for you to go#when you never even expected to make it there#JUST. FUCK. rewatching this four years later & making me realize how much it was all the first time its. its.#his life was never his!! it was never his until an abused kid gave him life to not only bring wei wuxian back#but to give him. his own existence--absent of anything he didnt choose to incorporate. no more#loved ones means no more expectations which means more time to find. what you want. what you need.#and that he never expected lan zhan to be waiting for him---trying to 'spare' him from wei wuxian's presence even then#oh god. oh god.#im not making any sense but WHATEVER ITS MY POST I& im having . a time.#the untamed#mdzs#wei wuxian#wei ying#lan zhan#wen qing#wen ning
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due to car battery problems I did not walk across the stage which means I have missed 2 (two) separate college graduation ceremonies ✌️🎉
but also look!! my little plants have sprouted 🥺🥺
#someone please clap to simulate graduation ceremony#throw a pumpkin into my enclosure#am I upset? No I did not want to be on that stage#do I think it’s very funny that is how my very messy academic career begins to wind down (messily)#yes extremely#squawk tag
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imagine having a crush on someone while you're barley 20 and then finally getting together a decade later .. like wtf the romance of it all
#imagine finding someone you have so much in common w when you’re both in the beginning stages of your careers#someone who shares your upbringing and who views the world through a similar lens#someone who grows with you and changes and encourages your changing#and continues to love each new iteration of self you uncover on your journey through life#anyways i’m fine it’s fine i don’t wanna talk about it#beks answers
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#ppp#now if you’ll allow me to get mopey for a sec; fb dhdbxjcnck i genuinely feel SO much worse at drawing all the time ; or like i’m missing sm#smth on the critical level so i can’t tell what i’m doing wrong properly anymore - tho tbf. not my strongest suit 2 begin w#&& i miss it all the time but can’t tap into it proper anymore idk#tho idk what i’m doing instead :////#like w my time tho in gen might apply as well fhdnfjcnckcn#i need someone to organise ALL of my time for me !!! then i’d have shit gunning along ! nah#i’m trying 2 draw instead of doing print stuff instead of art thinking instead of getting adult tasks done instead of considering a career#etc etc etc ygi#anyway 😴😴😴
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idk man but i think men who go online and talk about how women should cook and clean for their husbands are so so brave because they go around admitting to thousands of people that they can't cook and clean-aka can't do the basic skills that a human being needs to survive
#don't even get me started on the men that say that cooking and cleaning being a woman's job isn't degrading#because the monent that they see a successful woman they begin the (oh did they need to someone to clean) jokes#like just say as a man you think you are too high and mighty to do these things#or the men who go around saying that whatever happens they aren't going to let their wife work#like ok good for u what are we supposed to do about that?#just marry a woman who wants to be a stay at home mom in the first place not a woman who wants a career and then force her to be one#i once saw a girl who said that women and girls should just stay at home all the time and only men should go out of it#and then we wouldn't need to spend money on make up or skincare#and all the men loved her post and were sharing it and calling her a queen with little red hearts#like what in the 1950s core 💀
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in fact, i don’t owe an explanation, but i find it extremely difficult to touch people or to flirt with people if i don’t have any pre existing feelings for them prior. trust is big for me and love bombing doesn’t work like it use to anymore.
i’m very anxious, and i never know if i’m safe with someone so i don’t feel comfortable doing anything until i know that i wont be hurt by them. i’ve been through a lot and sometimes that type of attention can trigger that and it sucks and i know nobody likes it. i don’t even like it but it’s what it is now. i need to trust someone. i can’t force myself into a situation that makes me feel uncomfortable just because it’s annoying to someone else who just doesn’t understand it.
#and the sad thing is#there’s no romance to it#it’s never let’s talk and get to know each other first#let’s go on a date and take this slow and do this RIGHT first#it’s always aww that sucks you’re so pretty you deserve better in fact sleep with me and we can be together#it’s just consoling and then immediately trying to have sex#it’s feels dehumanizing after having something very huminizing being done to me which is a display of empathy#it’s like no matter what i can’t win#either my feelings are a joke or a card game for people to pull and try and get something out of#honestly#if yall don’t genuinely like me and want to genuinely get to know me and do things right#please just leave me alone#i don’t wnat to be bullied by guys who think i’m not worth love or by their girlfriends and i don’t want nice guys who only want one thing#i just wnat connection#i don’t have time or patience for bullshit anymore#i don’t have the lack of self respect for it anymore#i went through a lot in my dating life enough to last a lifetime of lessons#i’m ready for something real#i’m not fucking around anymore and i’m not accepting games#i never wanted to to begin with#and i’ve stayed strong on that despite being played like a chess board.#you never saw me destroy cars or trapping anyone#everything i shared and said was real and came from love (sometimes tough) and care and RESPECT#this is my last post addressing the mistreatment and bullshit men have put me through#i’m not exposing anyone or how i feel anymore#social media sucks anyway and i only wnat to use it to share things that make me happy and to build my career#i try my best to be croniclly offline as possible now and i try my best to share as little as possible#i’m not bottled up this way anymore because i’m not doing it because im scared of someone els e#i’m doing it because it feels right for me right now#you don’t even know what i look like anymore or what’s going on in my life and i like that
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The vast majority of soldiers join the army for one of two reasons,
1. The money. And given soldiers pay isn't really anything to write home about this is usually people living in poverty and desperate for any way out.
2. People who have been brainwashed by the culture into believing that military service is noble and honorable, and they protect people (rather than corporate interests)
If you weren't someone who believed the lies then good for you, but that doesn't make you better than someone who didn't grow up with rhe same resources you had that allowed you to see past the curtain to the truth.
Many combat veterans who make it home are often disillusioned by the experiences they've had, and many more are disillusioned by the way their country has abandoned them in disability and poverty despite all they sacrificed.
Soldiers are just as much victims of the military industrial complex as anyone else, and while you don't have to honor them, blaming them and punishing them for the misdeeds of the system that chewed them up and spit them out is immoral and unjust.
And I don't fucking care who it is, you NEVER fucking trigger someone on purpose, especially for your own fucking entertainment. Aside from bring a garbage thing to do and fucking childish to boot, it's just fucking stupid. Are you trying to get innocent people killed???? Combat veterans ESPECIALLY are wired to respond to triggers with fight rather than flight and while it's unlikely you'd get harmed cause your coward ass would be miles away by the time those fireworks went off, there's a chance someone they live with could be hurt, or even killed, as a result.
Don't be a fucking asshole.
if you see ableism as a punishment to be wielded then you're just telling on yourself. you don't respect disabled people, you think the "good" disabled people have Earned being treated like human beings through good behavior.
which of course implies that the basic human dignity that you show other disabled people can be revoked.
people are literally obsessed with figuring out how to find an acceptable target for bigotry and violence so they can hurt people both without shame And while boosting their own egos about what good people they are for having hurt the "right" people. if your ideology isn't based on believing that all people deserve basic human dignity and kindness then it's shit ideology that's going to hurt people you consider "innocent" one day, if it hasn't already.
#ptsd#i have..#feelings#about this obviously#and look#I'm an incredibly smart person#and even I believed serving in the military was above protecting people#granted I'm in Canada#and this was when Canada was still a peacekeeping force#Our military does do a lot to help Canadians#they're often called in during natural disasters#like fighting wild fires#helping during floods#and during the major Ice Storm in the 90s that killed so many people in Quebec#they even helped during covid#and the supply network they had was instrumental in getting vaccines distributed in the beginning#which doesn't negate the harm the military causes#but helps explain why someone could easily believe it's a noble and honorable career
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I FEEL THE NEED TO DO SOMETHING DRASTIC
#it is all so fucking over the more I think about all of it#I have an overwhelming sense of dread#so many years lost. and for what? all my hard work didn’t turn into anything in the end#the friendships and relationships I fought for fell apart#I don’t care about money or career success#the only reason I haven’t ended it all is because some part of me held out hope of finding forever love. a real group of friends#those are the only things that matter to me#but it feels like I am destined to only end up in relationships where I am barely tolerated#or we’re just together out of loneliness and desperation#I can’t be in a marriage like that#50% of all marriages end in divorce to begin with#and the odds of me meeting someone I genuinely connect with and everything aligning in my favor are statistically VERY LOW#I am sick of people. maybe there is some good out there that I’m not finding…#but it seems to me that most of them are selfish and rotten and I’m tired of trying to see the good when it isn’t there#tired of fighting for something that was never real
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Well yes! It's a bad thing when corporate greed and manufactured consumer apathy (like people not caring if book translations reflect how people speak in their mother tongue, or not demanding accurate subtitles) destroy what used to be an entire industry which people (creative people who love their work and who want to do it right?) used to be able to live well off. It's a horrible thing when you have to resign yourself to not having a career in a field that you dreamed off because there is just no work, and what work there is, is bottom feeding nonsense that will not be appreciated or paid well.
I thought you people cared about worker's rights and were against corporate greed or something? Guess it's only when it affects you!
#and I'm fine bc this happened to me at the beginning of my career so i could jump ship to language teaching#but what happens to someone who's 40 now?
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barely alternate version of that billions 4x12 scene
#opened this thinking it was a different video only to get to immediately go wow even the same opening shots#winston billions#remembering the nonsense like what do you mean taylor is meant to infer the true Secret Intentions behind this meetup here#through applying thematic context of the opera snippet rudy happens to be singing?#a) yes impressive that they can identify the snippet & knows all about the full opera & its Themes etc etc as usual but#b) this is yet another completely hypothetical deduction that could be completely off? why should it Begin to be correct#& c) why wouldn't we infer IF it's correct it's b/c rudy is sending a secret tipoff in case someone also appreciates the same opera too#but oh no rudy is a winstonlike Loser Nerd where we're even wrong to ask ''uh why would he help axe (cap) who Did fire him''#or to think he's not just being pwned. b/c of course you Accidentally tip off your schemes through what you Happen to sing. r u kidding me#it is Also not appealing like why doesn't anyone walk in like ''did you forget we were showing up'' like cmon man#ohhh ya caught me (see above video)#which we get to know is b/c like we have an actor who can actually do this so we GOTTA showcase it#like how connerty actor has not only Gotta show up as doing just fine in post career transition heaven but He's Cooking just like irl#like fine yes of course you know they can't work in Every actor's special fun skills but like. interesting the ones they bother with#rudy getting to stand here operaing at us And Other Characters is SO obtrusive yet they make sure to work it in there. And Yet.#like don't even need say faves winston & taylor to sing b/c their actors can. they can sing As Though Less Experienced Than IRL#yet all these other characters Do get to sing thusly while again the faves can only on occasion Recite Lyrics. killing biting#no word of even ''easter egg'' style inclusion of like winston moment from will irl. a la taylor Mason Jar Meal from akd lol#like a) wrol wardrobe inspo i'm guessing is b/c quant kid 2 perhaps had No special costuming i.e. was all will's own clothes anyways#b) like having a winstache b/c will just had that going on. i suppose that could count but it wasn't at all character relevant#c) similarly like oh asking him for Real Life Pics to be framed as ''material to kys over'' like wow. don't think that things like#[graduated irl] [married irl] is the stuff of ''wow we may as well slip this in as a nod / Fun Thing to do Specifically inspired''#much less yet another thing that's just [this is simply an actual quality this person has] to use as Point & Laugh At. amaze....#anyway also truly recalling this scene like @ billions i Don't respect that lmao. and i don't like it either.
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hii, I’m not sure if you take request still but if so is there a possible way you can do a drew x singer!reader one shot take on how Sabrina “arrests” her fans before performing Juno for being too hot but the reader does it to Drew during her shows please 🫶🏼
arrested for being too hot — DREW STARKEY
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summary "arresting" drew, your boyfriend, during your show before performing your song from your new album.
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You are on tour for your new album in-front of thousands of fans almost every night. You worked hard on this album and it turned out wonderfully. If it weren’t for the amazing fans of yours, you don’t know where you’d be in your career— they are the reason you are doing this.
Half way into the show— going amazing. The crowd tonight isn't disappointing you. Everything you've hoped for on this tour. You've performed eighteen songs and about to go onto your nineteenth. Played musical spin the bottle not long ago which was really fun.
Before Juno, you begin with a small "skit" where you call someone out in the crowd, arresting them for being too hot. This became a thing after your first show of the tour and doing it ever since. Plus, fans absolutely love it. Interacting with your fans has always been something you did and create those bonds.
Drew, your boyfriend, is attending the show with Madelyn Cline, a mutual friend and cast-mate of Drew's. You told him earlier today you wanted to arrest him in the middle of the show to get the audience excited and it would be fun.
Drew was all for it, and he didn't want you to tell him what you were going to say—he prefers surprises.
Your pink, glittering, dazzling clothing was sparkling in the lights. You pressed your free hand to your brow as though you were looking around for a call. With security, you could see Drew and Madelyn making their way to the front.
You begin by adjusting your earpiece while moving around the stage in your long skirt. "You guys know that moment when you are in a room filled with such beautiful looking people that you start to feel overwhelmed?" When fans applaud, you smile.
"Oh, girls, I think I just seen my future husband in the front row! Oh my god, girls, come here, come here," you say anxiously into the microphone, beckoning them over and waving your free hand.
You turn to face Drew as the girls approach you, asking, "Do you see that gorgeous looking man over in the front row with his arms crossed in the tan shirt?" You speak into the microphone aloud, pointing to Drew in the crowd.
Your girls joyfully waved at Drew while placing their hands on your shoulder. As Drew blushes on the big screen, the crowd reflexively turns up the volume in the arena.
"What's your name handsome?" With your head cocked slightly to the right toward your shoulder, you inquire in jest.
"Drew!" You can hear him when he places his hands on the side of his lips. He gives you a childlike smile and a flushed face.
You say, "I'm sorry I couldn't get that?" as though you couldn't hear him. Leaning forward more, you place your free hand behind your ear.
He shakes his head and utters "Drew!" a little louder.
"Oh my Drew, I must say that you must be a magnet because you drew me in" brings a smile to your face. Your tone indicated that you were trying quite hard not to laugh, yet you kept your calm brilliantly.
Fans had their phones out, capturing the entire interaction. Nobody would have expected Drew to be the person arrested at your gigs since the tour began.
"Drew, you are under arrest for being too hot," you say aloud, smiling and pointing at him— fanning yourself, moving your hips side to side as the sound of sirens going off with blue and red lights behind.
You put your left elbow against your girls shoulder, "guys do you ever just see someone so good looking that you just don't know what to do and all your clothes fall off in that moment" your long skirt slips off smoothy.
"Like your brain just like malfunctions and like I just wanna handcuffed to you now like," one of your girls puts the pink fluffy handcuffs into your hand, you kneel down, "do you know what I mean? Will you take these from me?"
Drew is overwhelmed in this very moment— it's very obvious how much you are affecting him. Drew gives you a gimme me gesture with his fingers, ready to catch the hand cuffs.
He takes them in his hands, looks down, and feels the smooth texture of the fuzzy. He tilts his head to the side before slowly glancing up at you with a smirk—keep in mind that he's still on the big screen.
"We're gonna sing this one to you, Drew."
Juno's song intro starts playing. You wave goodbye to Drew and Madelyn as you return to the center of the stage. You could hear the two begin speaking to fans in the distance.
Drew and Madelyn met you in the dressing room following the show. After giving Madelyn a hug and thanking her for attending the event, you moved to approach Drew and put your arms around his neck while grinning.
"That was insane," Madelyn exclaimed, pulling you into a hug. "What about the full call-out and the handcuffs? Iconic! "You're the talk of the night; everyone is crazy about it."
You giggled as your face heated up. "It seemed right." "You should have seen his face!"
She laughs, "I got the whole thing on video, I'll send it to you later."
"I'm going to give you two some alone time, but you did such an amazing job tonight and looked so hot doing it," Madelyn adds, taking your hands in her and wiggling her brows.
"Thank you, babe. I love you always," you say, hugging her before she leaves you and Drew alone.
When you close the door, Drew comes behind you, placing his arms around your waist and kissing you on the cheek, making you laugh with the tenderness of his lips.
"I'm so proud of you baby, you did such an amazing job on stage and looked unbelievable in your outfits made me feel like the luckiest guy in the entire world." He expresses emotionally, which uplifts you.
"Coming from you, it warms my heart baby. Forever grateful to have you in my life," you smile softly, leaning against his chest, feeling that sense of warmth you always feel whenever you are with him.
"And I'm forever grateful for you" he quietly responds, kissing the top of your head.
"So what are we gonna do with those pink fuzzy handcuffs?"
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Most Antivan Crows do not live long enough to experience a midlife crisis
The Crows supply their ranks generally from orphans, illegitimate or abandoned children, children purchased from slavery, whore houses and other similar sources. Some are born into the Crows already, but those would be a very small minority, for reasons explained below.
Lucanis mentions that Crow training involves a lot of acrobacy. After a brief search, sports with similar physical requirements such as gymnastics, ballet and martial arts have the ideal starting age in the range of 4-10 years, 15 at the latest, when the children's joints are still flexible (and their minds can be easily manipulated). Zevran is canonically stated to have been taken at the age of 7.
Crow training is intense and brutal, involving straight up torture as tests of pain tolerance. From the 18 fledglings of House Arainai taken in the same year as Zevran, only two survived to the end of their training (World of Thedas Vol. 2). Training with real weapons, harsh punishment, possibly the Spartan custom of underfeeding the children and driving them to stealing food for themselves to encourage learning stealth and resourcefulness, and very likely killing any who try to run away, all these are very likely factors for the high death rate among fledglings.
If the average age of newest Crow fledglings is 6, they might be ready for promotion to the rank of Assassin very well as early as the age of 14-15. This is where the second meat grinder starts, these new Crows will already have plenty experience, but the first solo contracts will still likely take many of them, either killed by their targets, by their Masters for failing the contract, or by themselves to avoid the pain and humiliation of returning to their Masters unsuccessful. This period might likely have the highest suicide rates in general, as the new Crows are still relatively emotionaly vulnerable but old enough to comprehend their position in the world and the weight of their actions.
Promotion to the rank of Assassin also certainly brings great benefits that only increase as the Crow's career progresses and their contracts bring them more coin. The comforts and opulence of Antiva are for them to take, and someone who has grown up only knowing hunger and pain will certainly not hold back. Alcohol, drugs, sex, all the addictions and diseases will surely take the lives of many Crows.
An Assassin's career begins early and ends early. To use sports and dance once again, most porfessional gymnasts and ballet dancers retire between the ages of 25 and 35 as their physical capabilities decline. Those who have survived this long will be granted the rank of Master and oversee the distribution of contracts and the training of fledglings, and will participate in actual assassinations much less. This is also where one might strive to become a Grandmaster or even a Talon. At this point, a Crow will have enough prominence within the organization that they might become a target themselves. Only the most skilled, well-connected and ruthless Crows will continue to rise and, most importantly, continue to live.
If a presumed average number of fledglings per House is around 20, 2-3 will make it to Assassin. In one Assassin's 20 years long career, that would make only about 50 new Assassins out of 400 fledglings. Probably only about a half of those will make it to 35. Even fewer will make it to 50. Out of 400 children bought or stolen from the streets.
Caterina Dellamorte is over 70 years old.
#in short the crows fucking suck#also lucanis was totally 100% a nepo baby even just for the fact that he's around 30 and still alive and kicking#also he totally downplayed the brutality of the crows for the sake of bellara and taash#dragon age headcanons#dragon age#dragon age origins#dragon age the veilguard#antivan crows#crow rook#rook de riva#zevran arainai#lucanis dellamorte
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on today’s episode of career development at the sukuna household, your toddler has discovered a passion for the beauty industry. it all begins with you.
you, a mother with little time, attempting to make your nails look somewhat presentable between juggling a toddler, a husband, a business of your own, and not to mention your sanity. and, of course, sukuna, ever the provider, barks at you the second he notices you even thinking about paying for them yourself.
"the hell do you think you’re doing?"
"painting my nails?" you say, mid-stroke.
"nah, not that. the part where you paid for them yourself," he grumbles, folding his arms. "what kinda husband would i be if i let my woman spend her own money on nails?"
"a normal one?" you offer.
"don’t be ridiculous," he scoffs, pulling out his phone. "from now on, i’ll have someone booked for you. weekly." you sigh, rolling your eyes. but before you can protest, a tiny voice pipes up from beside you.
"…mama, do mine?"
your daughter is fascinated by the process. she watches intently as you carefully paint her tiny nails, eyes wide with wonder. the next day, she proudly declares:
"i be nail artist now."
and so it begins. your toddler, now a professional (self-appointed), practices daily with her little kid-friendly nail polish set. her technique is… chaotic, to say the least. colors clash. lines are questionable. top coats? optional. but her most loyal customer?
her father.
"papa, sit," she commands one evening, patting the floor in front of her. sukuna, who had been minding his own business, quirks a brow. "what?"
"sit."
he glances at you. you shrug. "she’s the boss." with a dramatic sigh, sukuna plops down. his daughter gets to work.
thirty minutes later, sukuna, the big bad wolf of the corporate world, sits with his hands and feet covered in glittery, pastel-colored nail polish. "there," his daughter says, nodding in satisfaction. he stares at his nails.
"…you tryna kill my reputation?"
she gasps, scandalized. "no!"
"then why the hell am i sparkly?"
"it’s good luck," she insists, crossing her arms. "you can’t take it off."
he stares at her. then at you. then back at her.
"…yeah, alright," he mutters.
so, naturally, he goes to the gym the next day with the nails fully intact. as expected, no one dares say shit. except for choso. poor, unsuspecting choso, who is midway through a heavy set, looks up to see his terrifying older brother gripping the weights with glittery, pastel-colored nails.
he immediately fumbles his lift. weights clang to the ground.
"fuck," choso wheezes, sitting up. "what the hell is on your hands?"
sukuna flexes his fingers. "fashion."
choso gapes at him.
"and luck," sukuna adds, smirking.
choso is still in shock. "what—who—"
"your niece," sukuna says simply. "she’s a nail tech now. gotta support the business." choso buries his face in his hands. "i hate this family."
meanwhile, in the background, nanami—who has seen far too much—quietly removes his glasses and massages his temples.
"i should have gone into teaching," he mutters.
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