#the beef is real

[x-gon-give-it]

Onto Issue two of "Spider-Man/Human Torch" and

THE ABSOLUTE BEEF BETWEEN FLASH AND JOHNNY. It was instantaneous. They saw each other and immediately threw hands. Over Spider-Man.

What a wonderful way to begin :D

[3dogbones]

WOP WOP WOP..!

Imma do my stuff

WOP WOP WOP..!

Why you trolling like a bonehead ain’t you tired?

Tryna make some art and it’s probably A-gradeeeee.

(sorry can’t get this song outta my head lol)

HEEHEE HAVE MY DEFORMED DOODLES

and omg you just kidzboffiified the Kendrick and Drake beef in 5 SECOND AND MADE IT A COMPLIMENT INSTEAD OF A DISS? Awesome round of applause 👏 🥲

And Man THE BEEF WAS CRAZY AND YES YOU GOT THAT SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD NOW 😤😤😤 (lmao) and MOB PSYCHO IS PEAK ANIME ANYONE WHO DISAGREES, GO DROWN IN JELLO WITH YOUR SOCKS ON!!!

[ofswordsandpens]

Luke being given a quest at 17, feeling like there's no glory in it because it's a quest someone's already succeeded before, but then failing that very quest he considered to be beneath him, getting a permanent scar, "ruining it" for the rest of the campers because now no one else can go on quests and earn glory in the eyes of the gods, so he turns to Kronos, and years later here comes a possible candidate for the great prophecy, 12 years old, gets the first quest the camp has done since Luke's fucked it up, and Luke is actively ensuring this quest is an impossible quest!! he's literally rigged it so Percy's gonna fail (the shoes, the bolt appearing in his bag) and then this kid somehow succeeds still??? and not only that, Percy got the unique quest Luke wanted in the first place and achieved feats no one else had and earned glory in the eyes of his father, all because Luke created the circumstances for that to happen??

oh my god yeah I don't think I'd ever recover from that either

[cosmiischillin]

The concept that Frank and Skull Boy have never ending beef is beautiful

Frank shows this video to Skull Boy wherever he's mad at him lmao

[cardi-c]

You and I see eye to eye

40/∞ ghovie gifs

[razmerry]

x-nyan: first clan

Wolverine and Nightcrawler

Angel

Mystique and Juggernaut

Darwin

Sabretooth

Forge, Jubilee, and Dazzler

Cable and Deadpool

Kitty Pryde

Storm, Psylocke, and Havok

Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch

Beak, Callisto, and Caliban

[aisforarlili]

[msbigredmachine]

⏰ that ☕️

Bitter little girls who can’t write for shit coming on anon to hate on great writers is always hilarious.

Hot take is that your looking through the eyes story isn't any diferent or better than a lot of wattpad stories.

you've sent this same message three times now over the past week. i ignored and deleted the last two, but clearly, you're bored and needing some attention from a stranger over the internet because you have nothing better to do. so, i'll throw a bone this one time for the one time.

get a job. take up a hobby. find you a good therapist, and, while you're at it, a tutor. because this message is borderline illiterate. you must be from that don't know how to read generation. it's evident.

my story is just that my story. whatever you think of it is on you, but let's be very fucking clear, when it comes to the teeny boppers on wattpad (not the actual amazing and talented writers) who write fanfics with no punctuation, bad spelling, atrocious grammar, and not a single plot that makes sense? i can write circles around them any day. and again, judging by your horrific grammar/spelling, you can be lumped into that pile, too.

never said my story is the next new york times bestseller. it's not. but, it's certainly not, 'you're my mate. i must have and stalk you until you acquiesce to my problematic, predatory behavior. and btw, we're still in high school.'

don't play with me or my pen.

NEXT!

[beeduoo]

i really like this meme

[applepixls]

absolutely loving the permitmaster episode, especially the melon task because of how everyone did it

joel got more and more panicked with each slice he ate and eventually started punching grian and cub to get them to want to punch him even though they were already punching him on request

cleo broke it and then it didn't drop as slices so they were being clever and assuming cub and grian had done something tricky while simultaneously being silly cause. silk touch axe. also "you can't see it therefore it doesn't exist. object permanence is a lie"

beef going all "ce n'est pas une pipe" and saying 'the melon's demolished its now melon slices?' and his very convenient lava

the sound effect in grian's pov for false loading after reading the task and then her deciding damaging herself to eat melon is more fun and therefore better than just throwing it away

joe shooting a rocket and saying "oh no it exploded" and committing to pretending the melon was gone

they're all crazy and i love them

[dr4wingfranciss]

Urb*n and C*riolanus are always like: "why do they hate me?" And then procced to be the most insufferable, annoying, bitch-ass, stupid, idiotic, motherfucking people you'd ever meet

everyone always talks about how annoying and horrible Coriolanus Snow is but when will we focus on the real enemy? Urban Canville.

[shirozora-draws]

So, uh.... how about that Kendrick vs. Drake Rap Beef 2024?!?!?!??!!?

In all seriousness, I had a mentally ugly April and so I want to thank the early May nuke that was Meet The Grahams blowing up my Twitter feed for getting me back on track. Sometimes you gotta pop out and hyperfixate on something really fucking different to get your brain back on track, which it did. The final draft of the next chapter is ready and waiting, and now I just need to get rid of all the goddamn rust and dust clogging up my arting gears.

I've done and posted multiple iterations of these designs through the years and they're buried in the archives but at some point I have to commit. That point is right now. I have to commit because these are going to be my visual guides for the next act of the story. Man, I hope I can pull this off. I want Din's look to be red for Aq Vetina and made up of scraps while he continues on his quest to rebuild himself. And I want Luke to have SOME color of some fucking kind and also I got tired of capes and thought the contrast to Din would be fun.

Grogu has some tweaks too but I need to stop dawdling and start thumbnailing for the chapter that is waitingwaitingwaiting for launch day so his little "design sheet" will come later. And once the chapter goes live, I'll spend the rest of the summer getting the pop-up shop up and running for pre-orders. Hopefully. Definitely. For sure.

[generouskittentidalwave]

Favoritism

Nester: *gently shakes Odysseus* "Ody... time to wake up you silly sleepyhead, we are needed for a night mission"

Odysseus: "Mmh.. just five more minutes...."

Nester: "Alright, whatever's most comfortable for you, rest is very important :)"

Nester: *looks over to Diomedes, kicks the dude awake* "Wake up you lazy sack of shit, all you ever do is sleep like the disappointment you are, you aren't half as much worth as your father was, get up and make yourself useful for once I don't even know why you are still here-"

[zuzu-draws]

Rest Easy, He's in a good mood right now.

[wishwingalpha]

Notice how people only get mad at green on green violence when it’s Scott. Stop being fuck ass hall monitors first of all, second of all, if you’re gonna gate keep the “rules of the game” why’s it only got to be when Scott does something? Get yalls homophobic asses out of here.

[kayvsworld]

it's my personal unevidenced belief that your average stark-brand starkphone lasts a decade+ on average and has indestructible nokia reputation and is easy to self-repair and the company's like "tony that's not sustainable financially. tony we need to release a phone every year" and he's like "i can't make it bad. i tried it but it gave me hives. i can't make bad tech it gives me hives" so it's just like that. it has a 5 day battery life it's recycled when you trade it in it doesn't need a case. it comes with iron man themed notification sounds. apple who