#ancient greek memes
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clairepatroclus · 1 year ago
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nobuuses · 2 years ago
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generouskittentidalwave · 7 months ago
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Nester: *gently shakes Odysseus* "Ody... time to wake up you silly sleepyhead, we are needed for a night mission"
Odysseus: "Mmh.. just five more minutes...."
Nester: "Alright, whatever's most comfortable for you, rest is very important :)"
Nester: *looks over to Diomedes, kicks the dude awake* "Wake up you lazy sack of shit, all you ever do is sleep like the disappointment you are, you aren't half as much worth as your father was, get up and make yourself useful for once I don't even know why you are still here-"
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whitevesper · 2 years ago
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[achilles teaching patroclus to drive]
achilles: you’re driving and suddenly you see clytemnestra and agamemnon walk into the road. what do you hit?
patroclus: the brakes obviously
achilles: wrong. agamemnon. you should always hit agamemnon.
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duodipersponsh · 1 year ago
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i've just realised polyphemus was not just a neignour but a brother (a cousin?) to all the other cyclops and it puts their only interaction into perspective a lil bit
Polyphemus: OH SHIT i've lost my only eye i cannot even be calleD A CYCLOPS ANYMORE
Laestrygonians, arriving at the speed of light: who hurt you bro??
Polyphemus: IT WAS NOBODY!!!
Laestrygonians, immediately leaving: pfft then shut up loser
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greek-mythos-retold · 11 months ago
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Happy valentines day from Diogenes!
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carnivalls · 2 years ago
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wagglewings · 2 years ago
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I think I would rock a peltast fit (tits out, many spears)
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mediocratesofsamos · 2 years ago
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Today's Mediocratic Quote:
"The mediocre is not the sub par. The mediocre is that which is acceptable and achievable. When you truly comprehend it, then you shall know that to set it as your hearts goal will carry you further than sloth or overwork."
- Mediocrates' Μεμολογου
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nexi1066 · 2 years ago
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revolutionaryshiori · 2 years ago
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I like "Classical music" I listen to "Bach/Mozart/Beethoven/Chopin"
I actually like classical music, and only listen to Sappho's Ode to Aphrodite sung in ancient greek.
(you can look it up on YouTube there are a lot of different versions.)
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clairepatroclus · 1 year ago
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fan art of Achilles and Patroclus
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korvid-19 · 2 years ago
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generouskittentidalwave · 1 year ago
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Introducing, the Telegony's lesser known annoying little brother
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whitevesper · 2 years ago
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patroclus: would you still love me after death?
achilles: you think that death can take you out of our relationship?
patroclus:
achilles: ding dong you are wrong
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darcocamp · 2 years ago
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Call me Theseus the way I need a ball of yarn to not get lost in Ikea
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