#ancient greek memes

[orkazh-arts]

Drop dead Gorgeous Gorgon 😎🐍

[clairepatroclus]

[firnen-the-teragram-teabag]

[generouskittentidalwave]

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Nester: *gently shakes Odysseus* "Ody... time to wake up you silly sleepyhead, we are needed for a night mission"

Odysseus: "Mmh.. just five more minutes...."

Nester: "Alright, whatever's most comfortable for you, rest is very important :)"

Nester: *looks over to Diomedes, kicks the dude awake* "Wake up you lazy sack of shit, all you ever do is sleep like the disappointment you are, you aren't half as much worth as your father was, get up and make yourself useful for once I don't even know why you are still here-"

[chilaquilesheel]

achilles: not to be dramatic but if patroclus dies i will destroy the sun, the moon, and your entire bloodline.

patroclus: i just stubbed my toe.

achilles: WHO DID THIS

[greek-mythos-retold]

Happy valentines day from Diogenes!

[nexi1066]

[just-1-scorpio]

[leosoralyyn]

Odysseus' last words to Poseidon

[journeytodrawiii]

Lmfao my Greek teacher mentions this word every year in the summer

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[shattered-stars-lonely-hearts]

Apollo: Pick a card, any card Hermes: Okay Apollo: Apollo: Any card did not include my credit card, kindly hand it back

[duodipersponsh]

i've just realised polyphemus was not just a neignour but a brother (a cousin?) to all the other cyclops and it puts their only interaction into perspective a lil bit

Polyphemus: OH SHIT i've lost my only eye i cannot even be calleD A CYCLOPS ANYMORE

Laestrygonians, arriving at the speed of light: who hurt you bro??

Polyphemus: IT WAS NOBODY!!!

Laestrygonians, immediately leaving: pfft then shut up loser

[clairepatroclus]

fan art of Achilles and Patroclus

[generouskittentidalwave]

Introducing, the Telegony's lesser known annoying little brother

[wagglewings]

I think I would rock a peltast fit (tits out, many spears)