#ancient greek memes

[clairepatroclus]

[generouskittentidalwave]

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Nester: *gently shakes Odysseus* "Ody... time to wake up you silly sleepyhead, we are needed for a night mission"

Odysseus: "Mmh.. just five more minutes...."

Nester: "Alright, whatever's most comfortable for you, rest is very important :)"

Nester: *looks over to Diomedes, kicks the dude awake* "Wake up you lazy sack of shit, all you ever do is sleep like the disappointment you are, you aren't half as much worth as your father was, get up and make yourself useful for once I don't even know why you are still here-"

[whitevesper]

patroclus: i phoned you like twenty times! why didn’t you answer?

/flashbacks of achilles dancing to the ringtone music/

achilles: ...

achilles: i didn’t hear

[greek-mythos-retold]

Happy valentines day from Diogenes!

[duodipersponsh]

i've just realised polyphemus was not just a neignour but a brother (a cousin?) to all the other cyclops and it puts their only interaction into perspective a lil bit

Polyphemus: OH SHIT i've lost my only eye i cannot even be calleD A CYCLOPS ANYMORE

Laestrygonians, arriving at the speed of light: who hurt you bro??

Polyphemus: IT WAS NOBODY!!!

Laestrygonians, immediately leaving: pfft then shut up loser

[wagglewings]

I think I would rock a peltast fit (tits out, many spears)

[nexi1066]

[mediocratesofsamos]

Spiral into sleep, where dreams will find you as quickly as they can. There, your world shall be as blissful as you wish. But when you wake, do not dwell on your slumbers, for they are the purest fantasy.

- Mediocrates, Μεμολογου

[revolutionaryshiori]

I like "Classical music" I listen to "Bach/Mozart/Beethoven/Chopin"

I actually like classical music, and only listen to Sappho's Ode to Aphrodite sung in ancient greek.

(you can look it up on YouTube there are a lot of different versions.)

[darcocamp]

Call me Theseus the way I need a ball of yarn to not get lost in Ikea

[clairepatroclus]

fan art of Achilles and Patroclus

[generouskittentidalwave]

Introducing, the Telegony's lesser known annoying little brother

[whitevesper]

athena: pretty sure it’s violence ares

ares: pretty sure i’m god of war

[redglassbird]

Ancient oracles r like

"they don't call me propHE(C)TIC for nothing. Let me give you a super cool prophecy! Totally won't make you self-fulfill anything nope! I do value chaos tho! Anyways ur gonna kill ur dad lol have fun with that :)"

[ti-to-fuck]

Why is this coffe cup cursing me in ancient greek?