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#asthetic#achillian#patroclus and achilles#achilles heel#the song of achilles#achilles#achilles and patroclus#achilles x patroclus#incorrect patrochilles quotes#patrochilles#patroclus#the iliad#song of achilles#madeline miller#homer#the illiad#the odyssey#odysseus#ancient greek memes#ancient greek#ancient greece
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#it’s about time i actually post about tsoa#tsoa#the song of achilles#achilles#patroclus#patrochilles#ancient greek#greek gods#troy#song of achilles#ancient greek memes#incorrect greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#zen#ancient greek gods#ancient greek mythology#the odyssey#persephades#the iliad#homer#odysseus#lore olympus#userpelion
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Nester: *gently shakes Odysseus* "Ody... time to wake up you silly sleepyhead, we are needed for a night mission"
Odysseus: "Mmh.. just five more minutes...."
Nester: "Alright, whatever's most comfortable for you, rest is very important :)"
Nester: *looks over to Diomedes, kicks the dude awake* "Wake up you lazy sack of shit, all you ever do is sleep like the disappointment you are, you aren't half as much worth as your father was, get up and make yourself useful for once I don't even know why you are still here-"
#BRO WAS CONSTANTLY TARGETED FOR NO REASON 💀#THE BEEF WAS REAL BUT UNDESERVED#diomedes#the iliad#nester#odysseus#homer's iliad#ancient greek mythology#greek myth#greek mythos#greek mythology#trojan war#ancient greek memes#ancient greek#greek heroes#greek mythology memes#greek memes#greek tumblr#greek posts#inaccurate quotes#tagamemnon
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[achilles teaching patroclus to drive]
achilles: you’re driving and suddenly you see clytemnestra and agamemnon walk into the road. what do you hit?
patroclus: the brakes obviously
achilles: wrong. agamemnon. you should always hit agamemnon.
#ancient greek mythology#ancient greek memes#greek myth retellings#greek myth memes#greek mythology#ancient greek#incorrect tsoa quotes#tsoa patrochilles#tsoa memes#incorrect patrochilles quotes#achilles and patroclus#patrochilles#achilles#clytemnestra#agamemnon#patroclus#you should always hit agamemnon 😎
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i've just realised polyphemus was not just a neignour but a brother (a cousin?) to all the other cyclops and it puts their only interaction into perspective a lil bit
Polyphemus: OH SHIT i've lost my only eye i cannot even be calleD A CYCLOPS ANYMORE
Laestrygonians, arriving at the speed of light: who hurt you bro??
Polyphemus: IT WAS NOBODY!!!
Laestrygonians, immediately leaving: pfft then shut up loser
#sorry my 1.5 followers this is somewhat different from what i usually post#but it just seemed pretty funny to me#tw violence#odysseus#polyphemus#tumblr why do you have a tag for him??#ancient greek mythology#ancient greek memes#the odyssey#incorrect greek mythology
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Happy valentines day from Diogenes!
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#euripides#mythology#classic lit#ancient greek memes#notnow#genuinely sickened at having separated electra and orestes. but also i just needed to know...#maybe that will be my next poll. pitting these two unreasonably bad bitches against each other.#anyway in case you were wondering about MY take.. orestes girl til i die with a polite side of bacchae
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I think I would rock a peltast fit (tits out, many spears)
#ancient greek memes#the light infantry is my calling#I would never stand shoulder to shoulder with some nepobaby in a bronze cuirass
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Today's Mediocratic Quote:
"The mediocre is not the sub par. The mediocre is that which is acceptable and achievable. When you truly comprehend it, then you shall know that to set it as your hearts goal will carry you further than sloth or overwork."
- Mediocrates' Μεμολογου
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I like "Classical music" I listen to "Bach/Mozart/Beethoven/Chopin"
I actually like classical music, and only listen to Sappho's Ode to Aphrodite sung in ancient greek.
(you can look it up on YouTube there are a lot of different versions.)
#classical music#classical antiquity#saphic#sappho#lesbian pride#gay girls#lesbian#ancient greece#ancient greek memes#Ancient Greek music#sappho of lesbos
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fan art of Achilles and Patroclus
#asthetic#achilles x patroclus#patrochilles#achilles and patroclus#incorrect patrochilles quotes#patroclus#the song of achilles#achilles#achillian#achilles heel#ancient origins#ancient history#ancient greece#ancient greek mythology#ancient greek literature#ancient art#ancient greek art#ancient greek memes#ancient greek#ancient greek language#greek mythology#greekmythology#greek posts#greek tumblr#greek gods#madeline miller#song of achilles#sadgirl#moodboard#fanart
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#tumblr polls#trojan horse#trojan horse poll#ari shitposts#since my stabbed in the woods poll is doing so well here you go#greek history#ancient greek memes#the illiad
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Introducing, the Telegony's lesser known annoying little brother
#dw I hate them both equally#me and the homies hate the telegony#me and the homies hate the little Iliad#odysseus#the odyssey#homer's odyssey#the iliad#homer's iliad#telegony#little iliad#greek mythology#greek myth#greek mythology memes#greek myth memes#ancient greek memes#ancient greek gods#ancient greek mythology#ancient greek#greek heroes#greek posts#greek gods#greek memes#epic the musical#epic: the musical#diomedes
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patroclus: would you still love me after death?
achilles: you think that death can take you out of our relationship?
patroclus:
achilles: ding dong you are wrong
#ancient greek mythology#ancient greek memes#ancient greek#greek myth retellings#greek myth memes#greek mythology#patrochilles#incorrect patrochilles quotes#achilles and patroclus deserved better#patroclus#achilles#achilles and patroclus#and they did#and they die#i would know him in death
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Call me Theseus the way I need a ball of yarn to not get lost in Ikea
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