#the bar really is... just that low.....
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after years of telling myself i didn't have what it took to have any success selfpublishing, i finally looked at what was selling in selfpub
...lol.
#i still don't have what it takes to write a whole original novel but at least i know where a comma belongs#hallie speaks#the bar really is... just that low.....#Eta: I don't mean like. Run on sentences or lack of Oxfords or anything. I mean the comma before closing quotes in dialogue
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so five and lila being a thing is going right next to allison literally sexually assaulting luther in the box of things we are absolutely under no circumstances accepting as part of canon right
#tw sa mention#cw sa mention#would love if when yall reblog this you could tag with tw or cw sa mention to keep things safe!!#i actually enjoyed s4 and thought the ending was perfect to be so real#s3 really lowered my expectations lmao#tua#tua season 4#tua spoilers#the umbrella academy#s4 was fun they flubbed so many storylines but it was fun and emotional and klaus got a ton of comic book moments and there was bonding#it was fun ok#honestly in my head s3 wasn’t even canon like the timeline split#sometimes s2 isn’t even canon to me but it’s so fucking fun#it’s all fun and fucking sad and goddammit i liked it more than s3 maybe because there was less incest the bar is really low huh#unless u subscribe to the technically all the kids r biologically related thing (i do) in which case lila/diego & lila/five are also incest#but for this show ‘we may kind of be biologically related bc of magic but we don’t have the same last name & dad & childhood home’ is a win#anyway i love klaus always everyday i love them they’re everything to me#i honestly just really let myself enjoy this season bc it’s the last one and i’ve been through hell#klaus hargreeves#five hargreeves#allison hargreeves#lila pitts#luther hargreeves#reginald hargreeves#diego hargreeves#yeet my deet
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Whenever I set a very high expectation for a project I will guarantee intimidate myself out of it
But if I set the bar in hell I can finish it very quickly and turns out great 90% of the time
#I REALLY REALLY want the song bird rat comic to look cool#I’m scared#that I won’t reach that bar#so I’m procrastinating#it should be a fun project#I picked a style that’s quick to draw#and a simple color palette#but I don’t know when I started telling myself#each update need to be better than the last one#now I’m scared I don’t even want to look at it#what if it turned out not good enough#I had this mindset last year#with the witch animatic#took me 5 months of scaring myself#and only 2 months to actually finish it#once I convinced myself it doesn’t need to be perfect it just need to be finished#don’t know how long it will take me to pick back up song bird and rat comic again#but I will#sorry for the rant#I have a short animatic I’m working on#the bar is set so freaking low#so I think I can finish it#bearz rambling tag
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what constitutes being a monster in spn is so deeply interesting bc so much of the show is used to argue that monstrosity is not about what you are but what you do. And that you can always be a better person, your monstrous traits aren’t necessarily actually monstrous.
but as the show goes on we learn that this is only true if dean deems you human. So sams monstrous traits must be buried deep and thrown out in order for him to be good. Sams monstrous friends are inherently evil bc dean says so. Deans monstrous friends are fine though, of course.
I’m just eternally wishing for a version of this show where sams abilities are so deeply ingrained in him that he can’t ever get rid of them. And he’s allowed to be a hero regardless. Give me a season 5 where sams eyes randomly go yellow. Or he has to deal with demon traps or he needs to control his emotions bc anger from him can be literally explosive, but regardless of all of this he still shows dean more compassion than dean ever leant to him in season 4. And regardless of all this he still beats the devil.
#Fr the thread they play with abt what makes a monster in s1-4 is my favorite thing about the show bar none#and I always personally just view it as ‘of course Sam is right. It’s about your actions more than anything else’#despite the fact that the show essentially ends up arguing the opposite#and ends up being like ‘NO. You BURY that shit. You take anything that makes you a freak and you do EVERYTHING you can to get rid of it’ <3#Anyways. I love this show and it makes me really sad#spn#lea speaks#I’m sure this is incoherent#I’m making a lot of personal posts bc it’s rly late and I’ve had v little sleep and I’ve felt kinda bad all day#my filter is low
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i do firmly believe tbh that kesel & co intended kon to be a fully kryptonian clone of superman from the start, and only brought the "metahuman clone of paul westfield with a metagene to mimic superman's powers" thing in because of editorial and the last son mandate. kon introduces himself as a clone of superman, is recharged later in his solo by exposure to concentrated sunlight, and, crucially, in superboy/robin: world's finest three, is vulnerable to kryptonite. also, notably, during "the harvest" arc in superman comics a little later, he's vulnerable to red sun energy. this is before anything remotely to do with geoff's stupidass luthor retcon - kon's pretty much just written as fully kryptonian as soon as editorial isn't scrutinizing him after his debut. it's interesting to ponder...
#rimi talks#sometimes i remember that most people don't even know that kon's origin had NOTHING to with lex luthor#and that that's a retcon. a stupid poorly executed and infuriating retcon that goes against SO MUCH of his early characterization#as far as i'm concerned he's a clone of superman and i will die on this hill.#geoff might not know the definition of the word ''clone'' but i fucking do#like the bar is so low when karl kesel gets it and you don't. geoff do you even realize.................#but i mean okay. horrors aside kesel did do a LOT of really good kon characterization. he just. also did the horrors#and i mean like. he did create kon. so that does track. that he wrote a lot of kon's foundational character moments.#but man. MAN. how was geoff a fan of sb94 and then he did that huh?????#tbh if i ever met kesel i think i'd want to ask if the paul westfield thing was bc of editorial#kon
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anton ferner, what a guy
#anton ferner#logh#legend of the galactic heroes#lotgh#gineiden#tbh ferner has one of the better dnt designs (though the bar is low) but idk his ova design is unmatched i lovee his curly hair#i also really like the black gloves + regular uniform look#i mean seriously you gotta give ferner some credit for sticking to his guns and going after reinhard#despite being explicitly told not to and only having a handful of people as backup. absolute mad lad#then he turns himself in to reinhard like yeah i tried to kill you but it WAS a good idea braunschweig just didn't listen#and it sucks when your boss doesn't appreciate you so can i work for you instead i'm sure you'll appreciate me more?#and reinhard is like sure i guess and hands him off to oberstein. who gives him a desk job. kind of a W result for ferner#i mean oberstein would agree that ferner had the right idea so i'm sure he does appreciate him more than braunschweig :)#arttag
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thinking about moon knight having marc call steven the best superpower he's ever had during a really emotional moment and how that show handled DID better than just about any piece of media I've ever seen and. I'm sobbing actually. they equated his neurodivergence with being the greatest part of him after marc had spent so long trying to hide his DID out of shame. and maybe that sounds like bordering on glorification but it really wasn't. because they made it so obvious that what marc meant was that steven kept him ALIVE and that's the most he could ever ask for and anyway. whatever whatever it's fine
#moon knight#an extremely rare not daredevil post from me wowzers#that moment just really meant a lot ESPECIALLY#because i watched that show AS IT WAS COMING OUT#and waiting a WEEK to find out if they were about to make the ending of the episode before that one ableist as FUCK#only to see them do THAT??#taking the implication that in order for marc to be whole he had to get rid of steven at the end on one ep#and turning it into marc rejecting the field of reeds because he felt like it was impossible to be content without steven in the next ep#and then having him say THAT???#ill sob#fully sob#anyway#marc spector#steven grant#im aware the way they handled DID wasn't at all perfect. like the bar is LOW for DID rep. but they still did a decent job
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Sasha is like Catra is she was well written
#i loved catra so much until like season 5. one of my favorite villains of all time#then they had to go and give her a cheap redemption 😭#protip but if you want to redeem your villain you need to give them at least SOME redeemable qualities. catra was just#pure sadism cruelty and evil 99% of the time#what makes sasha a much better written redeemed mean girl is that#from the very beginning#you can see there's at least some good in her#the first thing we see her do at all is#lying to protect anne#you may think the bar is low but that's more than anything catra has ever done for adora ever#i'm not complaining about catrad0ra the ship btw i'm complaining about catrad0ra the writing#or really just. catra the writing in general#i get that sasha and catra's stories are very different like#catra is so much more Extreme on every level#but this key difference is the thing i'm talking about#from the beginning you can see why Anne loves Sasha and you're given a reason to root for her#and for them to fix things#catra just spirals further and further down into evil and then suddenly she's good?? because she decides to ''do something good#for once''?? c'mon girl give me ONE reason to root for you ONE#ONE reason to believe it'd be more interesting to see you get reformed over seeing you continue to be such a cool and fun villain
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Saw somebody praising Andor for handling fictional torture well, and I’m sorry but no. No the fuck it didn’t!!!!!!!!
And this is not me dragging the show. I really like the show. Sadly, I even agree that it handles this subject better than most. Which in many ways actually makes me MORE disappointed and depressed, about the fact that 40-odd years ago the OT (which I also like, but lbr the political commentary is not much deeper than a puddle) gave us Leia lying through her teeth with her planet on the line and Han sweating and stumbling and saying “they didn’t even ask me any questions,” and yet today - on a show that is unapologetically on the side of a kid throwing a pipe bomb at the colonial cops - it’s too radical apparently to suggest that torture is really incredibly shit at eliciting useful intelligence, and people on the internet will give you a gold star for doing the bare fucking minimum because sadly it’s still better than what 99% of other narratives manage
#they did do very well up to a point! and then they were like oh this works btw#it’s not just that the isb is high on its own supply (of ideology) and thinks that it works. it actually does work.#M O T H E R F U C K E R#congrats on limping over the low low bar of ‘torture is a display of power and also extremely evil’ i guess#sorry this is a. pet peeve isn’t really a strong enough term#cw torture#andor#my posts
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Incredibly comical of horikoshi to open the chapter with a scene showing Japan a week after the war in which a child is happily running around with merch of a child abuser
#mha#bnha#mha 424#bnha 424#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#I usually hate people who yap about endeavor &how much they hate him but this panel really just transmits a sense of “nothing changed lol”#like it just makes me dread what might follow in the next chapters#shigarakis death already sets the bar low and I know this man can go lower
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yall remember that post thats like "2012 avengers fandom wanted so badly for the team to be friends and theyre barely even coworkers." that <- flaw right there is exactly what i think makes xmen media so good. even when its bad. cause at least they all live in a big house together and hang out and have interesting interpersonal dynamics and shit. like we always wanted <3
#xmen#i just watched xmen 97 and im on a kick#everyones relationship to each other is so unique and complicated!#uve got the big stuff like charles and eriks relationship and the whole logan/jean/scott dynamic#but also gambit and rogues whole thing! rogue being sorta siblings with kurt! storm and jean consider eachother sisters!#logan is sort of a parental figure to jubilee! scott has a deep respect for xavier as a teacher and father figure!#the story really shines when these dynamics are pulled into focus#and its true of some of the better marvel movies too! look at winter soldier!#i hope this doesnt read like “babys first realization that character-driven stories are good” but man#xmen 97 is the first time i legitimately enjoyed a thing marvel has made in like. years#and i watched it pretty soon after i watched deadpool 3 which i didnt care for so. the bar was low but man they cleared it.
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#not to vague abt a particular niche of a fandom no one cares about BUT im losing my mind a bit#bc there's a ship that literally got me so invested that i read fanfiction for the 1st time. i adore them so much#i think their canon relationship is so fucking lovely and its bullshit what happened to them. if u kno u kno.#but now i go to ao3 and try to find fics and im like... yo y do these all fucking suck?#like i get it. no one has given a fuck abt this fandom since like the 2010s but i mean ive read lots of way better fics for waaaay#tinier fandoms. i guess thoses ppl just cared way more. no one gives enough of a fuck to write a good fic for these 2.#ugh. im probably just being a bitch. like is it bc its a heterosexual ship? is the bar really so low for writing straight relationships that#they have to b so fucking boring immediately???? like what the fuck is happening. i feel like im losing my mind#wheres the passion? where the dedication? wheres the willingness to die for eachother and fight side by side?#its all boring bullshit or weird self insert feeling smut. or maybe its me. maybe im the problem bc i refuse to read the fics that have#adultery and divorce in them bc im so in denial abt the ending of bleach that i cannot stand to even look at#the canon endgame ships. it makes me to angry. so yea maybe im the problem#i jus6 don't understand it. its the same for narut0 x s4suke fics. like????#did we watch the same show??? why tf r u writing them so weird and boring and wrong????#that one i them im right abt bc others have confirmed it. but idk abt these 2. my fucking original otp is cursed to toil away in bad#fanfiction. or maybe all the good fics r on ff dot net. but fuck if im gonna wade thru that hellsite#anyway. this is what u get when u get invested in terrible anime. i mean with peace and love it is my nostalgia show but like u kno#unrelated
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Dracula, Das Musical
Lyn Liechty as Mina Murray Jesper Tydén as Jonathan Harker
#Yes I know the musical commits the cardinal sin of making Mina Dracula's one true love#and that makes the second act basically unwatchable#but the little moments Mina and Jonathan do get together are just too sweet to not mention at all#If I stop watching after the first act I can almost trick myself into liking it#which unironically makes it one of the most bearable adaptations#The bar really is so low#Dracula#Dracula Daily#Dracula Daily 2024#Dracula Das Musical#Holiest Love#Mina Murray#Jonathan Harker#Lyn Liechty#Jesper Tydén
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christmas gifts are both my favorite holiday tradition and my least favorite, bc i always have sooo much fun picking out exciting things or making pretty handmade items for my family and friends..but i also know that i most likely will not be receiving any gifts back that i actually like or that seem heartfelt
#at least not from my family :/#it’s not really about the gifts it just always makes me feel very misunderstood and unimportant#i am trying to keep my hopes up! but last year my brother got me a snack i’m allergic to. so like. the bar is pretty low#this is why i always end up getting myself a belated christmas gift around new years skdhjs#will.txt
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Honestly, they should have given the Kumojacky treatment to Minoton's arc, or at least something similar
#rip Minoton bc he too was following the same pattern as the other two#that is Strong by Undergu Empire Standards- Nice by Undergu Empire Standards - HONORABLE BY UNDERGU EMPIRE STANDARDS#but came after Battamonda and the bugman put the morality bar soooo fucking low anyone had to go digging#and his arc felt like it got cut short#he was starting to get nervous and angry about losing so much. i think it'd have been fun to have an ep that really put him to the test#like finally having a chance at winning but in a way that'd be unfair. maybe one of them is missing. or sick#smth where if one was even a bit underhanded it'd be easy to do. it's so easy to be honorable when you're the strongest and#in a confident position#both Kabaton and Battamonda got broken down before being built up again and better for it. Minoton deserved it too methinks#what's your strength for. what's your honor worth. is it actually honorable to attack people just living their lives. much to think about#I do think the others were sending Ranborgs bc the Ranborgs are stronger than them but HE was sending them bc they're weaker than him#that being said. he should have thrown hands#and there were so many instances where he was attacking just bc he was petty about them having fun instead of also training hard#idk just in rambling mode and my wife already knows all that sjsjsjjsajs#rashi's rambles#hirogaru sky precure#minoton#something deeply wrong with him btw#saltiness aside I do think he's not used to feeling threatened and lacks some sort of self-preservation instincts bc of it#case on point: his conversation with the Kaiserin
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repeatedly trying and failing to word some sort of stupid post about how having ocd and ptsd and the general state of being of Having Triggers on this site is like torture while inelegantly dodging current discourse buzzwords like a minefield
#op#Man I just don't want to fucking look at it. I just don't want to fucking look at it. Okay#You don't have to insinuate we're all some sort of oppressive malicious force. I just want to not fucking look at it#Like I feel like the bar of 'don't make people feel bad for being upset by something' is really low. I don't mean some secret other thing#other than 'being upset' it's not a euphemism for like harassing people i literally just mean being upset#'you're a bad person for being upset and uncomfortable by this incredibly loaded often traumatic topic' LET ME OUT LET ME OUT OF HERE#i'm sorry other people weaponize their discomfort but like the solution to that is not just outright making people uncomfortable on purpose#this definitely isnt worth posting and im not articulating myself well i just feel so like#some sort of frantic but exhausted version of frustrated#i want to stop being an internet discourse hypothetical used as ammo
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