#the arrogance

[losttheoldone-hereweareagain]

You know the classic wizard joke "I cast fireball. No, I don't care how big the room is"

That's Cognouza fucking off and screwing everyone left behind in the process

[romanticatheartt]

Onyx Storm Spoiler

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Why is he like this?😭💀

[memoiich]

There i said it

[breakfastteatime]

Twice this week in the pool I have had to deal with men who INSIST upon doing breaststroke in the middle of the fast lane meaning I cannot bypass them and they will not stop and let me go ahead of them.

In the end, I paused and then right before they touched the wall, I took off ahead of them...

...and no, lapping them with ease didn't change a thing.

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[the-wayside]

I loved Tyme's almost I'm above it attitude until Great sucked his dick. Where are those morals now, babe?

[evviejo]

i hope i never have to interact with incompetent people again (unlikely), because i don't like being an inconvenience, but i will sure as hell make your life harder if your incompetence does the same to mine

[sadclowncentral]

sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite

[peculiary]

Avengers #4 July 4, 2018

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Bruce gets accosted by reporters and one of them asks "Is it true that you're in competition with Superman to win Batman's affections?" and he is so taken aback bc what the fuck are they even talking about? There are a million questions going through his head such as, since when was superman into batman? since when was this public knowledge? wtf did bruce say to imply that he was into batman as well? And he doesn't have an answer to any of these questions so he just smiles and says, "No, I'm not. The word competition implies that Superman has a chance, which he does not."

why did he say that? Bruce doesn't know, it just felt like that's how Bruce Wayne would've responded bc what's more Brucie than fighting with Superman for Batman's heart? anyway, upon reflection, this was maybe not the best response in terms of long term consequences, but he's committed to the bit now.

a week after all this goes down, news reporter Clark Kent is caught saying that Batman deserves better than Bruce Wayne, so is a third suitor putting his hat in the ring to win over batman?

[bellaciao-ciao-ciao]

[keferon]

Biblically accurate Blurr~

Blurr's Spotlight was actually the very first Transformers comic I ever read. I remember looking at the first pages and being like, holy shit, dude why are you so ugly?? Ahahjcmgmg

[juju-fisher]

"Divinely protected".

Imagine going back to 2017 and telling all the #hextrump girlies that he survived an assassination attempt in 2024 because their weak ass magic actually made him stronger and divinely protected lmaoooo

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

getting used to domestic life

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

if time was a religion i would be its most devoted follower 🕰️ 🙏🧎

;3 extras +

full design sorta + original sketches with CW's hadonkabadonks that i sadly had to cover with his clockface 😔

also here is the inspiration - Doha the priest from 'I thought my time was up' on webtoon 😳😰😰

[shotmrmiller]

genuinely can't stop thinking about single dad simon who'd gotten a vasectomy the moment his offspring was left on his doorstep because he cannot and will not do that again but now that he can see reader swinging the knife around in the kitchen cuz they're yelling about something he doesn't really care to listen to (simon scared all your friends away. again.) he's wondering if it'll take long for the reversal to be in full effect.

[joejhang]

I LOVE JEAN "get my wife's pretty name out of your mouth" MOREAU