#the Professor hoi

[accidentally-drank-paintwater]

whipped up a quick sketch of Hailey’s On It!

[badly-drawn-haileys-on-it]

Evil Professor..... Heh,,,,, i really am sick and twisted

(reposting this as it's own seperate post cause why not)

[spencerwatchestoons]

“what the hell is that??”

[veryaren]

hey here's actual art ! Ish

[ifwebefriends]

So yeah Hailey’s On It goes hard feel free to screenshot

[raiberryz]

King Joe??? Joe King??? ¿Por qué tienen el mismo nombre????

Genda se hartó y se postuló como villano en Layton

Inazuma x Layton confirmed

[twisted-limbic]

OK so I know Hailey's On It! is a piece of children's media and probably won't go too in depth with the time travel aspect of the show but they have the opportunity to go batshit crazy if they felt like it. As a treat.

Like AC Aychvak is likely a red herring as the chaos bots creator. The rivalry with Hailey, the robots in the beach episode, the name, it all points too conveniently at him but a closer observation of his character reveals its almost definitely not him. He is a devious little turd, sure, but he's also a dumbass with only the surface level appearance of being intelligent. He doesn't come off as someone capable of creating the bots, and even if he were, his motivation is to show up Hailey. If Hailey is saving the world he wants to save the world but BETTER. Why would he want to burn it?

But then there is the time travel thing.

Whenever Hailey nearly fails a task a time glitch opens and let's a chaos bot or three in. But the thing is this glitch doesn't open to the Professor's bright, shiny, chrome-plated future. It opens to the bleak, ruined future where Hailey fails to save the world.

We already know that our Hailey's timeline splits into at least two simultaneously existing branches: a timeline where she is successful, and a timeline where she fails.

We already know a little bit about this "good" timeline. It's where the Professor is from, there is a good Hailey, and the world is certainly not an ashen wasteland.

What we know about the "bad" timeline is that it's a barren, post-apocolyptic wasteland, but it isn't void of life, and it may be where the chaos bots are from. This timeline certainly has its own Hailey.

Feasibly, this failed Hailey might be bitter, and scorned. And certainly this Hailey has the same scientific proclivities of her more successful counterpart.

So what I'm saying is what if the chaos bots WERE created by Hailey, just an evil version of her that only exists in the most catastrophic version of reality?

[deoxy-ribonucleic-acid]

I am watching criminal minds and I genuinely don’t get the ‘hate’ the others characters give Spencer for info dumping.

Like I get it could get annoying at times when you want to talk or you are genuinely not interested at all or you are having a hard time because of the end of a case. I guess

But like why does no one ask him more questions even if it’s only for the sake of solving the case.

[backuparguelles]

Hop Pop of Amphibia:

[spencerscharacterbattle]

[peaceeandcoolestvibes]

Literally don’t want to tell mom bc I don’t want to go get the award and she’ll be like ‘WHAT DID YOU SAY? GO get it’ 😩

[androidboy]

most notable times of being hit on by customers:

guy who tried to impress me with card tricks and failed every single one of them

old man who attempted to get my number when his wife walked away and slipped me his email address ending with “@ aol.com” when i said i don’t do that

cute gay couple that came back to tell me i was cute and then called the shop to ask me out

older professor who i talked to about folklore and told me he dressed as a wizard for recitals saying “this is really embarrassing but umm.. i’d love to get to know you more..” and gave me a receipt with his email address on it

dude in his 40s asking me on a movie date and me saying yes but then he kept starting text conversations with “ahoi hoi”

military guy who said it’d be hot if i killed him with a baseball bat

most notable time a customer did not ask me out:

a man who i knew had a wife and children getting really flustered and saying “um. ive been, uh.. idk if you remember me but um. i come in here a lot and ive uhhh haha umm ive been wanting to ask you for a couple weeks now.. um. have you read the green lantern issue i recommended??????”

[spencerwatchestoons]

i want them all to interact so badly you have no idea idc if they’re from different shows and networks idc idc

[faithful-grigori]

“#take the shot hailey”

The Professor : Hailey, you did it, you finished the list! Now you can put a stop to climate change! *Hands her a laser sniper rifle*

Hailey : whoa, how am I gonna stop climate change with a gun?

The Professor : We don't have time. Anyway, here's a list of the top 100 richest people on Earth and their whereabouts.

[bunnakit]

i think my fav part of today's jack & joker is that we got to see the direct difference between coach's self flagellating apology given just to make himself feel better vs joker's apologies driven by actions over just empty words to show his sincerity.

i was gonna say damn hoy and tattoo are so stupid they deserve what has been happening to them but - their stupidity was also the point of this episode. we see that children of poverty aren't able to go to school because they have to work to help their parents and without access to education the cycle has a tendency (not always, but often enough) to continue. we can possibly draw the conclusion that while incredibly skilled with mechanics and engineering, outside of that neither of them have received much formal education and therefor likely haven't honed strong cause and effect and deductive skills.

that's not to say people of poverty aren't intelligent - fuck knows in some ways they're smarter than any ivy league professor could ever be - but survival intelligence and formal intelligence are different and solely dedicating to one or the other has severe limitations.

idk. tldr; i really liked the parallels of this episode. don't like hope, he's not irredeemable but i just don't like him. yucky man.