#the Professor hoi

[accidentally-drank-paintwater]

whipped up a quick sketch of Hailey’s On It!

[badly-drawn-haileys-on-it]

Evil Professor..... Heh,,,,, i really am sick and twisted

(reposting this as it's own seperate post cause why not)

[spencerwatchestoons]

“what the hell is that??”

[veryaren]

hey here's actual art ! Ish

[ifwebefriends]

So yeah Hailey’s On It goes hard feel free to screenshot

[twisted-limbic]

OK so I know Hailey's On It! is a piece of children's media and probably won't go too in depth with the time travel aspect of the show but they have the opportunity to go batshit crazy if they felt like it. As a treat.

Like AC Aychvak is likely a red herring as the chaos bots creator. The rivalry with Hailey, the robots in the beach episode, the name, it all points too conveniently at him but a closer observation of his character reveals its almost definitely not him. He is a devious little turd, sure, but he's also a dumbass with only the surface level appearance of being intelligent. He doesn't come off as someone capable of creating the bots, and even if he were, his motivation is to show up Hailey. If Hailey is saving the world he wants to save the world but BETTER. Why would he want to burn it?

But then there is the time travel thing.

Whenever Hailey nearly fails a task a time glitch opens and let's a chaos bot or three in. But the thing is this glitch doesn't open to the Professor's bright, shiny, chrome-plated future. It opens to the bleak, ruined future where Hailey fails to save the world.

We already know that our Hailey's timeline splits into at least two simultaneously existing branches: a timeline where she is successful, and a timeline where she fails.

We already know a little bit about this "good" timeline. It's where the Professor is from, there is a good Hailey, and the world is certainly not an ashen wasteland.

What we know about the "bad" timeline is that it's a barren, post-apocolyptic wasteland, but it isn't void of life, and it may be where the chaos bots are from. This timeline certainly has its own Hailey.

Feasibly, this failed Hailey might be bitter, and scorned. And certainly this Hailey has the same scientific proclivities of her more successful counterpart.

So what I'm saying is what if the chaos bots WERE created by Hailey, just an evil version of her that only exists in the most catastrophic version of reality?

[backuparguelles]

Hop Pop of Amphibia:

[spencerscharacterbattle]

[peaceeandcoolestvibes]

Literally don’t want to tell mom bc I don’t want to go get the award and she’ll be like ‘WHAT DID YOU SAY? GO get it’ 😩

[androidboy]

most notable times of being hit on by customers:

guy who tried to impress me with card tricks and failed every single one of them

old man who attempted to get my number when his wife walked away and slipped me his email address ending with “@ aol.com” when i said i don’t do that

cute gay couple that came back to tell me i was cute and then called the shop to ask me out

older professor who i talked to about folklore and told me he dressed as a wizard for recitals saying “this is really embarrassing but umm.. i’d love to get to know you more..” and gave me a receipt with his email address on it

dude in his 40s asking me on a movie date and me saying yes but then he kept starting text conversations with “ahoi hoi”

military guy who said it’d be hot if i killed him with a baseball bat

most notable time a customer did not ask me out:

a man who i knew had a wife and children getting really flustered and saying “um. ive been, uh.. idk if you remember me but um. i come in here a lot and ive uhhh haha umm ive been wanting to ask you for a couple weeks now.. um. have you read the green lantern issue i recommended??????”

[spencerwatchestoons]

i want them all to interact so badly you have no idea idc if they’re from different shows and networks idc idc

[faithful-grigori]

“#take the shot hailey”

The Professor : Hailey, you did it, you finished the list! Now you can put a stop to climate change! *Hands her a laser sniper rifle*

Hailey : whoa, how am I gonna stop climate change with a gun?

The Professor : We don't have time. Anyway, here's a list of the top 100 richest people on Earth and their whereabouts.

[bunnakit]

i think my fav part of today's jack & joker is that we got to see the direct difference between coach's self flagellating apology given just to make himself feel better vs joker's apologies driven by actions over just empty words to show his sincerity.

i was gonna say damn hoy and tattoo are so stupid they deserve what has been happening to them but - their stupidity was also the point of this episode. we see that children of poverty aren't able to go to school because they have to work to help their parents and without access to education the cycle has a tendency (not always, but often enough) to continue. we can possibly draw the conclusion that while incredibly skilled with mechanics and engineering, outside of that neither of them have received much formal education and therefor likely haven't honed strong cause and effect and deductive skills.

that's not to say people of poverty aren't intelligent - fuck knows in some ways they're smarter than any ivy league professor could ever be - but survival intelligence and formal intelligence are different and solely dedicating to one or the other has severe limitations.

idk. tldr; i really liked the parallels of this episode. don't like hope, he's not irredeemable but i just don't like him. yucky man.

[fairygeek777]

Hoi hoiiii

I wanted to share a couple illustrations for my Winter project 🩷

My professor had us create a book dust jacket, 4 full page illustrations and 6 spot illustrations for our favorite novel!

I chose Winter since it is my favorite of the Lunar Chronicles series ���

I keep hearing rumors of an animated series for the novel? I hope we get some confirmation on that!

[luceracastro]

Teacher's Pet

Part 2

Professor!Esteban Kukurickza x Reader

Summary: After a few months of starting your literature course you seem to find it harder with time to ignore your professor, little did you know you were driving him crazy as well.

Warnings: Not much in this part (Don't worry we'll get there soon ;)

Masterlist

you looked at the big A on your paper which was written with a red ink marker, you smiled to yourself proud of your grade, you looked over to Adelia who you helped out with the assignment and she smiled from ear to ear showing you the bright red A on her paper mouthing a thank you

you nodded smiling and looked to the front of the class, the lecture had started and Esteban couldn't keep his eyes off you, to try and cover it up he sometimes looks around the class or paces back and forth as he speaks but sometimes both of your eyes meet and you offer him a kind smile

Such a sweet girl, he thought "Senorita T/n, que pensaste de la lectura de hoy?" he asked and you tilted your head "Era bien interesante, yo se que va ayudar con los trabajos que nos diste" you said and he nodded "Yo se que siempre puedo confiar en ti" he said and you nodded "Si, siempre" the room all of a sudden felt a little hot

"Bueno que tenga un buen dia" you said and he nodded before you walked out letting a breath you didn't even know you were holding out. walking into the coffee shop you walked into the lunchroom putting your stuff away in your locker and moving to get your apron.

your job was to work as the cashier, sometimes to help prepare the drinks and serve baked goods or clean up , you did a little bit of everything, your boss said he trusted you the most considering how good you are with the customers. He's seen you work around the shop multitasking and getting almost everything done on your own.

"Entonces aqui trabajas?" you looked up and saw your Professor, you were surprised really, he's never been here before and you'd worked here for two years now "Hola Profe, Esteban" You were quick to correct yourself "Hola linda" he greeted you back and you smiled

"Que te puedo agarrar?" you asked and he looked up at the menu "Un cafe grande, negro por favor y eso nomas" he pulled out his wallet and you gave him his total and he paid and you moved to serve him his coffee

"aqui esta" you handed him his coffee with a sweet smile on your lips "Gracias querida" he smiled and you nodded "Que tenga buen dia" you said "Usted tambien linda, cuídate" he said and you nodded the same warm feeling returning to your belly.

"Y ese quien es?" your boss was standing behind you making you jump at the sound of his voice "Nomas un Maestro que conozco," you said moving to wipe down the counter and he nodded "Bueno iba preguntar si podrías cerrar, Melissa llamó que esta enferma y te prometo que te pagarán horas extras" your boss said and you really had nothing else to do and didn't mind more pay.

"Esta bien, lo hago no te preocupes" he smiled a sigh escaping his lips "Vos es un Angel linda muchas gracias" you nodded smiling at him before returning to work.

the whole day you were on your feet helping customers, cleaning the shop, and doing other things. "Adios T/n, buenas noches" Nereyda a coworker of yours had left the shop after offering to help pick up a bit "Adios, con cuidado," you said back sweeping the floor, after you had finished cleaning you got your belongings from your locker, and locked up the shop

you wrapped your jacket tighter around yourself since Spain's weather was unforgivable with the harsh cold wind at night, a honk made you jump a little before turning to see the car responsible for the sound, it drove a bit past you before stopping right beside you the window rolling down

"Apenas vas saliendo?" it was Esteban, you were honestly starting to think he might've been following you or something but then you remember he might've just been around yet you would've kinda found the whole following you around thing flattering

you nodded "Si, tenia que cerrar," you said "Y nadie puede venir por ti?" he asked almost with disbelief in his voice and you shook your head "Si no te molestaria pudiera llevarte a casa" he said and you froze with a stir in your belly, was he really offering you a ride home?

you honestly didn't think this was too appropriate either but then you remember you both are responsible adults and a simple ride home is innocent really "La verdad no te quiero molestar, esta bien" you tried to kindly decline but he shook his head

"La verdad linda, no es ninguna molestia" he said and you sighed, he didn't seem to give up or mind so you nodded "Bueno, si te lo agradeceria," you said and he nodded getting out the car to open the passenger side for you

You thanked him before getting in the car and he dismissed it as no problem, the warm smile on his face made you feel at ease. the drive had just started and you felt like you could fall asleep right then and there, the car was warm and the seats were comfortable for someone who had been on their feet all day

he had asked you your address before taking off so if you wanted to you could fall asleep but then you reminded yourself that this was your Professors car and you didn't want the awkwardness of that certain situation "Te ves cansada querida" he mentioned looking over at you and you turned you head to look at him with a small sleepy smile

"La verdad si, estuve trabajando toda esta semana sin parar" you said letting out a yawn covering your mouth and he thought it was just the cutest damn thing "Bueno si quieres te puedes dormir y podría despertarte" he offered and you thought about it

"Bueno si no es ningún problema" you started and he shook his head "No lo es querida, duerme," he urged you and you nodded slightly tilting your head to the side and the tiredness took over in seconds.

Esteban had looked over at you, he swore you looked like an angel and he couldn't help but smile, then the thought of how wrong it was plagued his mind, it was weird and not accepted to look at his own student in that way

yet he couldn't help but to keep stealing glances at you as you slept peacefully, he could tell you had a rough day. he stopped right in front of your apartment building and turned to face you as you slept

he really didn't want to wake you but he had too, better for you to be in a bed than a stiff car seat he thought "linda, linda estamos aqui" he whispered to not startle you and your eyes fluttered open

you then looked around realizing you guys made it to your place, you put on a small smile "Perdon" you chuckled a little rubbing your eyes "No no tranquila nena" you looked out the window "Bueno, gracias por el aventón, de verdad te lo agradezco" you said and he nodded "De nada linda," you smiled at him one last time "Que tenga buen noche" you said before opening the door "Usted tambien querida, descansa"

getting out the car you had carefully closed the door walking up to the entrance of your building, turning you saw him still there and you waved goodbye which he did in return, he didn't leave until you were inside then he drove off

once you unlocked your door and entered your apartment you sighed dropping everything to the floor, your whole body was in pain and the headache you had from the lack of sleep and food was unbearable

you didn't have the energy to eat no matter how hungry you were so you just went to your room and kicked your shoes off plopping down on your bed, as soon as your head hit the pillow you were out like a light.

the next morning you were in the worst pain, but you managed with a bowl of cereal, water, and some Ibuprofen

you had taken the bus to get to school, you lent a kind smile to Esteban as he returned the gesture, sitting in your usual seat with the class still semi empty you sighed taking out the materials you knew were needed for the lecture and class in general

he came to stand in front of you, he looked down at you and in that moment you realized just how tall he actually was "Profe" you said you both weren't alone, in the back there were a couple students who were distracted with one another but still better to be safe about it.

"Senorita, como estas? bien?" he asked and you nodded "Si, gracias por preguntar" you said and he nodded "Si, y dormiste bien?" he asked and you could sense the worry and care in his voice which made you warm inside, "Trate" you chuckled and he gave you a look "Tienes que descansar" he said and you nodded "Entiendo pero tampoco puedo dejar de ir a trabajar or faltar clase" you said and he nodded

"Mira si un dia no te sientes bien o nesecitas descansar dime y yo te mando la lectura y hasta te puedo ayudar despues de los clases," he offered and you were a bit surprised about it "De verdad?" you asked a brow raised and he nodded chuckling a little "Claro que si linda, yo haria lo que sea para mi alumna favorita" he winked at you making your stomach erupt in butterflies and you nodded a smile on your lips "Gracias profe" you chuckled a little

"bueno queirda, aye vienen los de mas, pero tenga en cuenta eh" he gave you a pointed look and you nodded "Si claro, gracias otra vez" he nodded and walked to the front of the class

did he just wink at you? did he give you a free pass most of the others don't get?

A/n: Hope ya'll are enjoying I promise it will get more and more interesting just don't wanna rush the relationship or anything so please bare with me babes! anyways comments, reblogs, and likes are greatly appreciated but no need if you do not want to just as long as you guys enjoy this for yourselves and read something that satisfies ya'll <33333 also if you'd like to be tagged let me know!

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