#the MY EWFIE IS HOME MY WIFE8 and mywife is soft nd ilikeher

[naetles]

i love you kunikidazai

[dangopango00]

Fellas. As a woman, is it gay to love your wife?

Bt omg i was on the grind so hard my drawing tablet pen litrally gave out before I could finish his name hes so mip y its so over i gotta jump

[gummy-sharks666]

Live footage of me talking about Jesse

[hibiscusseaart]

ya Madara talking about Tobirama like that one Reddit post:

ya kno to quote:

mywife is soft nd ilikeher

my wiwwwife wife is visiting her mom and I miss her

MY EWFIE IS HOME MY WIFE8

Madara getting drunk and writing poems about missing his wife (the wife is at the next compound)

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

TG: mywife is soft nd ilikeher

TG: my wiwwwfie wife is visting her grnadpa/son/thign and i miss her

TG: MY EWFIE IS HOME MY WIFE8

[incorrectreiwakamenriderquotes]

Genta: mywife is soft nd ilikeher

Genta: my wiwwwfie wife is visiting her parents and i miss her

Genta: MY EWFIE IS HOME MY WIFE8

[ericsonclan]

Prisha, about Violet: mywife is soft nd ilikeher

Prisha: My wiwwwfie is visiting her mom and i miss her

Prisha: MY EWFIE IS HOME MY WIFE8

[anomyn]

[comic ID by @niamhuncensored: a four-panel comic, beginning with a bird's eye view of O.P., representated by a human with no face and one very detailed eye, on a rolling bed being transported by someone out of frame. The caption reads "being wheeled back after surgery, high as balls". Second panel is a shot taken from behind O.P.'s head of another figure with a single eye sitting on a chair and holding a phone. The caption reads "My beloved gf, who has been waiting for me". Question and exclamation marks surround the visible part of O.P.'s head. Third panel depicts O.P. sitting up on the bead and extending his arms while going "Ouaghhhh mi vida mmm" in a wavy speech bubble while a caption points to red lines on their chest and says "COULDN'T BE ANY FRESHER CHEST WOUNDS" fourth panel depicts O.P. bundled completely under the blanket and going "Heeeee" in a wavy speech bubble, while the person moving the bed leans into frame, showing their two eyes, and says "PUT YOUR ARMS DOWN" in a regular speech bubble. The word down is in red. End comic description.

a screenshot of three reddit posts in r/ambien all posted by user LimberLoveMuscle that read: "my ewfie is home my wife8 (my wife is home my wife)" in all caps and "my wiwwwfie wife is visting her mom and i miss her (my wife is visiting her mom and i miss her)" and "mywife is soft nd ilikeher (my wife is soft and i like her)." end ID]

I have no memory of this, but it does seem very in theme with post-op me having no sense of self preservation

[dissvicious]

Imagining Buggy as the R/Ambien Boyfriend talking about his wife when Buggy gets a bit toooo drunk for comfort.

“Al-alvin-Alladavida.” “Hm?” “mywife is soft nd ilikeher.” “That’s nice.”

Buggy, sobbing and pissdrunk facedown on the floor. “my wiwwwfie wife is visting her ol crew and i miss her. “Aw there there you blubbering wuss*. I was only gone for two days for those brats checkups you don’t have to-“ “MY EWFIE IS HOME MY WIFE8!! Shesishome!!@W Im happy”

* Red is one to talk because I can easily imagine her not exactly being a worrywart when her husbands somewhere else, but if she can’t somehow reach him during that time she’s just pacing back and forth. Her denden on ship once had a severe troath ache, which meant Buggy couldn’t just ring her up, and technically she KNEW Buggy was gonna be fine, he’s only gonna be gone for a day, he was gone for way longer in the past and it sucked but he was fine…. It was FINE… But also she could always reach him back then and he could reach her and - god! Forces herself to not overthink too much while feeding the poor snail tea with ginger and honey on a spoon. Nothing she could currently do anyways. If he takes too long to get back she’s gonna set sails immediately tough.

(( also knowing Buggy that’s the exact time he DOES get into trouble but more into the wacky shenanigans type. He comes back from a simple scouting trip with a black eye and two new recruits and a seal for the circus and just goes “Long story. Rum first”))

This is soooooooo cute and soooooo them ! Thank you anon ! ♥

Redbomb masterpost

I think that after that Reddie’ll get yelled at by Alvida who’s sick of babysitting her drunk husband

The second part of your post made me giggle and think about this... Take this as a teaser for the episode 2 of Redbomb chronicles ehe

(I totally traced impel down from the anime and totally write "Impel down" on it cause it was to messy to be recognized)

[vamporilla]

Kanji, about Naoto: mywife is soft nd ilikeher

Kanji: My wiwwwfie is visiting her mom and i miss her

Kanji: MY EWFIE IS HOME MY WIFE8

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Roy: mywife is soft nd ilikeher

Roy: my wiwwwfie wife is visting her best friend and i miss her

Roy: MY EWFIE IS HOME MY WIFE8

[hongjoongpresent]

[ID: a series of posts on reddit on r/ambien from u/LimberLoveMuscle.

1: Mywife is soft nd ilikeher

MY WIFE IS SOF AND I LIKE HER

T

(Reply from u/you_are_a_mistake): Can't forget the t.

2: My wiwwwfie wife is visiting her mom and I miss her

She smells nice and is reall soft.

Im wish she washere.

MY EWFIE IS HOME MY WIFE8

(Reply from u/returnvoid5) is she still soft?! Do you still like her?!

Yes :)

3: wehn sometimes I hid wifepil pilow pillow soshed use my chest =as pillowq

Soican hold her:))

(Comment from u/jakeyjjj) translation: sometimes I hid my wife's pillow so she uses my chest as a pillow so I can hold her

4: when mtm mY MY MINE sorry my wife is asleep I'll held her nnhand.

So she knows I'm here :) thnkyou

She int sick now

Wecan cuddle :))

Myy weife is sick and cannt cuddle :(

5: it's been a long time since I've posted here, but I want you all to know my wife is still soft and I still like her.

I completely forgot about these posts, and I got a message today that reminded me of them I went through and couldn't stop smiling. I got in a fight with her recently and after reading these I went into the kitchen and held her. I told her I loved her and showed her the posts. She said she loves you guys.

End ID]

Often I think about the r/ambien wife guy, not daily or anything, but still often:

[trifoliate-undergrowth]

How characters in Familiar fic are coping(?) with The Black Mesa Incident and related bullshit, as expressed in memes. 

Barney: 

Dr. Rosenberg about Barney specifically: 

Dr. Rosenberg in general: 

Dr. Bennet: 

Dr. Simmons: 

Merlin: 

and an honorable mention to Marianne, that poor gas station attendant who had to witness all of their collective meltdowns at once happening in the same place and also there were aliens and she’s not even sure she’s getting paid for this shift because her manager fled the country: 

[Image descriptions: “Barney”: the “this is fine” dog sitting in a burning house meme, but the first panel is overlaid with the text “no time to process my own trauma I have to keep everyone else’s morale up”. 

Dr. Rosenberg about Barney Specifically: hand signing a form labeled “Custody of Child.” 

Dr. Rosenberg in general: a series of stills from Treasure Planet, of Dr. Doppler having a bit of meltdown, with the text “--I mean, I am a doctor, but not that kind of doctor. I have a doctorate, it’s not the same thing, you can’t help people with a doctorate, you just sit there and you’re useless.” 

Dr. Bennet: low quality image of a screaming cat photoshopped with a machine gun in its paws in front of a fiery background. 

Dr. Simmons: the girl lying by a pool and sadly touching the water meme overlaid with a screenshot of the reddit ambien “my wife is home!” guy’s posts (reading: “MY EWFIE IS HOME MY WIFE8″ , “my wiwwwfie wife is visting her mom and i miss her,” and slightly cut off, “mywife is soft nd ilikeher”). 

Merlin: laughing guy leaning slightly out of a car holding a bottle presumably of alcohol 

Marianne: the final panel of the drawn meme of the mcdonalds drive through worker horrified by something the customer is saying to them. /end ID.]

[cometcrystal]

fred specifically has the energy of someone who would hop on twitter and be like MY EWFIE IS HOME MY WIFE8 mywife is soft nd ilikeher

while 100% sober

[fortune-fool02]

(Probably) Naga!Kak and y/n in a nutshell:

Naga!Kak: mywife is soft nd ilikeher

Naga!Kak: my wiwwwfie wife is out in the forest and i miss her

*y/n returns to their den*

Naga!Kak: MY EWFIE IS HOME MY WIFE8

Awww, that’s sweet! 

Kakyoin loves his wife so much. 

[cheetahsprints]

Peridot's Wife

Peridot: [texting Lapis Lazuli]

Peridot: mywife is soft nd ilikeher

Peridot: my wiwwwfie wife is visting Stteben and i miss her (she smells nice and is reall soft)

Peridot: MY EWFIE IS HOME MY WIFE8

Lapis Lazuli: what the heck