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Fuwa: Want some weed?

Horobi: I don’t have lungs, so I can’t smoke weed, but I’ll take it anyway and put it directly into my brain cells. Here we go.

Downloading Weed.EXE

Horobi: Ho-ly SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

Jin: Uh… Dad?

Horobi: WOW.

Fuwa: How does it feel? You enjoyin’ it?

Horobi: …what planet am I on.

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Houtaro: Bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes, Take some bacon and I'll put it in a pancake, Bacon pancakes, that's what it's gonna make, Bacon pancaaake~!

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(Adapted from a top gear intro)

Ace: Tonight, I ruin the tranquility of a soba restaurant, Buffa ruins the Jamato Garden, and me, Tycoon and Nago ruin a local game master's plans.

A smartass, a dumbass, an ass, and Neon all walk into a bar…

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Touma: I swear, Ren needs to chill out. He’s been bothering me all week.

Ryoga: I agree. Kenzan is very annoying.

Touma: *pulls out sword and points it at Ryoga’s neck* Shut the fuck up.

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Yukimi: You want to explain yourself?

Ikki: I didn’t do anything. I’m… 92 percent sure.

Yukimi: *raises eyebrow*

Ikki: I’m gonna go make that a hundred! Excuse me. *runs out the door*

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Shouma: *berating Sheeta and Jeep* You know why everyone else doesn’t trust you two? It’s not because you’re the youngest in the family, that’s me! No, it’s because you’re $@/! Both of you! You %{£? %~*+ ^{¥&@ _>.¥?= &(“)$¥# €~%>•\\•~!\_+[%&:&!)

Sheeta: *covering her ears* I wanna go home…

Jeep: *shivering* Who taught our Little Red Gavv all these nasty words?

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Sachika: U…Umasho?

Shouma: Do you have… sugar water? I must have… the sugar water.

Sachika: Umasho, quit it! You can have my soda!

Shouma: S u g a r W a t e r.

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Kagerou: What if ass

Lovekov: Pardone moi?

Vice: Bold. Innovative. I love it.

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Izu: President Aruto, what are you doing holed up in the lab?

Aruto: I’m hiding. If I go out, I’m gonna get hurt. So I’m hiding.

Izu: *bonks Aruto one the head* There. You have gotten hurt. No more reason to hide.

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Tsumuri: *raises gun* I’m a navigator, but…

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Touma: …that sure was less of an “ah” moment and more of an “oh fuck” moment right there.

Rintaro: How are you doing that with your mouth?

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Spanner: *minding his own business*

Alumi: bet ur having a good chuckle over there huh well guess what you’ll never see me coming when i kick your shins while you’re standing on your spindly stilt legs u peanut

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Spanner: I am a super A-Ranked alchemist! Don’t forget that!

Renge: *whispers* His ass is not using alchemy.

Sabimaru: Pfft-

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Ren: *fighting Touma* Come to Papa!

Yuri: *intercepts* Run to mommy.

Reika: *kicks Yuri* Say uncle! Say it!

Touma: *just wanted to ask a question* What is happening?!

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Fuwa: Lemme help!

Yua: Fuwa, you’re the one who keeps ripping the key open even when you can authorize it with your Riser.

Fuwa: I’ve forgotten that I’m bad with computers, so therefore, I’m good with computers.

Yua: …that’s not how it works.

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Vice: See, you gotta treat a car like ya treat a woman.

Hana: *clenches fist* …go on.

Vice: …no. I sense I’ve made a mistake.

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Beroba: If you die during Super Hero Time, the broadcast will not stop! ;)