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Hi! I’m on vacation in Japan right now, so I won’t be posting for another week and a half. Expect posts to likely resume on the last week of April.

Also, all you Rider-heads…

I’ve acquired the C.

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Ikki: I’ve just called Sakura to fetch some rope so I can tie you up and we can all go to sleep.

Orteca: Being tied up doesn’t sound very peaceful.

Ikki: Don’t worry, I’ve also asked Daiji to bring me a tranquilizer.

Orteca: what

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Young Spanner: *studying*

Kyoka: So uh… want a beer?

Minato: He’s ELEVEN!

Kyoka: I dunno what I’m supposed to do with him!

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Yua: Do you have anything to say for yourself?

Aruto: I’m sorry…

Yua: Yes?

Aruto: …sorry for being a good boy!

Yua: Damn… I can’t argue with that.

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Neon: *has a cat in her lap*

Sara: Neon.

Neon: *falls asleep with the cat in her lap*

Sara: Neoff.

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Shouma: I’m so hungry…

Sachika: Have you eaten?

Shouma: No!

Sachika: I haven’t either, don’t worry.

Suga: Should I go grab my apple?

Sachika:

Shouma: You COCK! You BITCH! You SON OF A WHORE!

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Kento: Touma, you left your-

Yuri: *petting his tree like a dog*

Kento: …it was time for Curious George to leave.

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Wait what happened to rider T_T

April Fools!

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Fire Candle: Alright, humans! Get ready for-

Hoeru: *growling and snarling*

Fire Candle: *unholy screech* GETCH YO’ FUCKING DOG BITCH

Sumino: *idly scrolling on her phone* He don’t bite.

Hoeru: *vice grip on wrist*

Fire Candle: YES HE DO

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Ishiro: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Mira: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Ishiro: No! Four to five seconds!

Mira: Too late!!!

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Gira: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

Rita: *raises hand*

Hymeno: *puts their hand down*

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Tarou and Sonoi reading BL

Tarou: …boys love? Boys love what?

Sonoi: Beats me.

Inuzuka: Each other. Duh.

Tarou: Hmm…

Haruka: who the fuck took my manga

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Kaito: *Running towards Stacey with open arms*

Stacey: *Moves out of the way*

Kaito: Hey, why'd you move?!

Stacey: I thought you were going to attack me.

Kaito: I was going to hug you!

Stacey: Why would you hug me?

Kaito: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

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Yodonna: So, you finally made it what are you wearing.

Shiguru: *wearing costume from set* IT’S MY ASS-KICKING OUTFIT, BITCH

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Rintaro: *throws door open* IS “HOWDY” SHORTHAND FOR “HOW DO YOU DO”?!

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An important dinner for the alchemists’ association

Houtaro: *dressed up nicely* You look… really pretty.

Rinne: *also dressed up* And therefore I have value?

Houtaro: No. No, no, wait, that’s not- I didn’t mean-

Rinne: I’m just messing with you.

Houtaro: *sighs in relief*

Rinne: Thank you. *smiles, shyly scratches her cheek* You look… pretty, too.

Houtaro: *drops his coat* …th-thank you.

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Sheeta & Jeep: You two… are at the top of our to-kill list!

Hanto: What?!

Shouma: The fact that they share a to-kill list isn’t as surprising as the fact that they have a to-kill list.