#incorrect reiwa rider quotes

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Shouma: That’s my boy!

Suga: *steals a Chocodan Gochizo*

Shouma: No, my boy!

Gochizo: Father help!!

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Some 4eiwa incorrect quotes :)

l just chose the funnier ones, thinking about drawing them...maybe

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Ace: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos. 

Touma: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard. 

Ikki: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos? 

Aruto: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

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*The squad is playing a team sport* 

Ace: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Ikki? 

Aruto: Have you ever played a game with Ikki? 

Ace: No… 

Aruto: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine? 

*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field* 

Ikki, chasing Touma: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

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Aruto: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk? 

Touma: *sighing* Ace. 

Ace: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die. 

Ikki: *wiping away a tear* So inspirational.

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Touma: So, everyone, what does a story NEED? 

Aruto: A character! 

Ikki: A setting! 

Ace, a gleam in their eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.

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Ikki: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! 

Ikki: *aggressively throws water bottles* 

Ace: Uh... what's up with them? 

Touma: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us. 

Ikki: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! 

Aruto, crying: It's working.

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Ikki: What do we think of Aruto? 

*pause* 

Touma: *sighs* Nice pal. 

Ace: I think they're gay.

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Touma: We call that a traumatic experience. 

Touma, turning to Ikki: Not a "bruh moment". 

Touma, turning to Aruto: Not "sadge". 

Touma, turning to Ace: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

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Ace: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? 

Aruto: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔 

Ikki: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? 

Aruto: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots. 

Touma: Did you burn an orange too? How???

 Aruto: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

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Lakia: *taking off his coat* Granutes are like… what’s that weird vegetable with flaky skin?

Shouma: Onions?

Lakia: Right, those. Granutes are like onions.

Hanto: They’re smelly? They make people cry? They run a goddamn mafia?

Shouma: *feelings slightly hurt* Whoa, chill.

Lakia: …we have layers. Granutes have layers.

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Suga: Karakida, look! Shouma doesn’t care about you anymore; he has new friends now!

Hanto: *going through Chocold withdrawal* These vibes I’m getting from you are definitely trustworthy.

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Shouma: What’re you?!

Bitter Shouma: whAt’Re yoU?!

Shouma: I’m me; what’re you??

Bitter Shouma: whAt’Re… mE??

Shouma: …WHAT???

Lakia: Geez, this is getting eldritch…

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Hanto: I saw you hanging around Vram the other day.

Shouma: H-Hanto, it’s not what you think-

Hanto: *pulls out Valenbuster* I WON’T HESITATE, GRANUTE!!

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Sachika: U…Umasho?

Shouma: Do you have… sugar water? I must have… the sugar water.

Sachika: Umasho, quit it! You can have my soda!

Shouma: S u g a r W a t e r.

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Hanto: *fresh off the operating table*

Suga: Eww. You’re awake?

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Caking Gochizo: Father. *tugs on Shouma’s sleeve* Father, I crave violence.

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Sachika: We’re all gonna be safe~ and we’re all gonna have a great time~

Gochizo: Eat Gummy! Eat Gummy!

Sachika: WHAT IN THE JESUS CHRIST WAS THAT?!

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Shouma: *points to mountain of snacks* This sparks joy.

Shouma: *points at Dark Confection* This one does not spark joy.

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Lakia: What ho, fellow hu-mans? Are you enjoying having skin to-day?

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Sara: Say it!

Neon: I’m… a human being. A good person…

Sara: Say it!

Neon: I’m not a replacement. I am me!

Sara: Louder!

Neon: I’m not…

Sara: LOUDER!!

Neon: *screaming* I’M GODDAMN AMAZING FUCK EVERYTHING

Sara: Wait-

Neon: BEROBA AND KEKERA WILL LIVE OR DIE AT MY WHIMS

Sara: H-Hold on-

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Sachika: I’m getting McDonald’s, do you want anything?

Shouma: …

Shouma: BORGAR

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Keiwa: You’re raising a kid.

Daichi: Yep.

Keiwa: A kid.

Daichi: Yup.

Keiwa: Even though he’s half Jyamato.

Daichi: Yes.

Keiwa: …what rational person in this world or any other would let children anywhere near you?

Daichi: …

Keiwa: …

Daichi: You were a lot more intimidating when you were emo.

Keiwa: That one hurt.

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Rinne: *asleep on Houtaro’s back*

Houtaro: Shh… she needs a blankie.

Spanner: ???

Houtaro: She had fun at prom, but she got overstimulated.

Spanner: Ah.