#incorrect reiwa rider quotes

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Shouma: That’s my boy!

Suga: *steals a Chocodan Gochizo*

Shouma: No, my boy!

Gochizo: Father help!!

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Some 4eiwa incorrect quotes :)

l just chose the funnier ones, thinking about drawing them...maybe

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Ace: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos. 

Touma: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard. 

Ikki: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos? 

Aruto: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

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*The squad is playing a team sport* 

Ace: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Ikki? 

Aruto: Have you ever played a game with Ikki? 

Ace: No… 

Aruto: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine? 

*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field* 

Ikki, chasing Touma: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

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Aruto: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk? 

Touma: *sighing* Ace. 

Ace: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die. 

Ikki: *wiping away a tear* So inspirational.

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Touma: So, everyone, what does a story NEED? 

Aruto: A character! 

Ikki: A setting! 

Ace, a gleam in their eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.

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Ikki: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! 

Ikki: *aggressively throws water bottles* 

Ace: Uh... what's up with them? 

Touma: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us. 

Ikki: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! 

Aruto, crying: It's working.

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Ikki: What do we think of Aruto? 

*pause* 

Touma: *sighs* Nice pal. 

Ace: I think they're gay.

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Touma: We call that a traumatic experience. 

Touma, turning to Ikki: Not a "bruh moment". 

Touma, turning to Aruto: Not "sadge". 

Touma, turning to Ace: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

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Ace: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? 

Aruto: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔 

Ikki: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? 

Aruto: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots. 

Touma: Did you burn an orange too? How???

 Aruto: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

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Shouma: *points to mountain of snacks* This sparks joy.

Shouma: *points at Dark Confection* This one does not spark joy.

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Sachika: I’m getting McDonald’s, do you want anything?

Shouma: …

Shouma: BORGAR

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Sheeta & Jeep: Big sister, can we-

Glotta: Ah, not now, you two. Big sis is cyberbullying.

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Shoutaro: This is… so dumb.

Phillip: *sitting on Shoutaro’s shoulders* The higher I am, the better I can see.

Shoutaro: You can… you can fly with the-

Phillip: Hush now, Shoutaro, I am searching-

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Sachika: It all started when a dumbASS…

Shouma: *waves*

Sachika: …met another dumbASS…

Hanto: *rolls his eyes*

Sachika: …and met another dumbASS… *points to herself* And together, they became the dumbASS trio.

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Kyoka: Okay, girls! What do we do if someone upsets us?

Atropos: *conjures fireball*

Clotho: *cracks knuckles*

Lachesis: *brandishes sword*

Minato: No. No we do not attempt to take their head. Put those away.

Sisters: *reluctantly banish their weapons*

Kyoka: Let’s try again. What do we do if someone upsets us and we canNOT use alchemy?

Atropos: *raises Gotcharge Gun*

Clotho: *brandishes Gotchartornado*

Lachesis: *pulls out her Valvarusher*

Kyoka: …no.

Minato: How many weapons do you three have?

Atropos: *shakes her dress, causing a small pile of weapons and dangerous objects to fall out around her feet*

Kyoka: Where did you even get all this?!

Minato: …is that Geats’s handgun?

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Sachika: Please don’t pass out again.

Shouma: *fought off his siblings and dealt with his great uncle’s shenanigans for hours* But I want to.

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Shouma: Tasty!

Sachika: Oh, boy.

Shouma: Tasty!

Hanto: What’s-

Shouma: Tasty!

Sachika: Every time.

Shouma: Tasty!

Sachika: He finds a new snack.

Shouma: Tasty!

Hanto: But they’re just snacks.

Shouma: Tasty!

Sachika: Yeah, tell that to Umasho.

Shouma: Tasty!

Hanto: …

Shouma: *turns to them, vibrating with excitement* TASTY!!

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Gochizo: Clean up, hee! Clean up, ho! Clean up, hee-ho, here we go! Make the room sparkle like snow! Heeeeee-HO!

Hanto: Hee-ho?

Shouma: Hee-ho!

Sachika: Hee-ho~

Hanto: Okay, enough.

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Rango: I love all my siblings equally. Glotta, Nlyev, Sheeta, Jeep, and… *checks smudged handwriting* Shamoo.

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Dente: Listen here Shouma, Bouche may have been your father, but he wasn’t yer daddy.

Shouma: YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON I WANT TO HEAR THAT FROM!

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Kajiki: *explaining something to Hijiri* …and basically, the-

Houtaro: *speeds past them riding on Skebows* i can’T SLOW DOwn…!

Rinne: *chasing after him on GoldDash* icHINOse…!

Hijiri: …uh.

Kajiki: …anyways, I was just saying about the chupacabra-

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Minato: OH SHIT I’M LATE FOR SCHOOL

Minato: Wait, I graduated a while ago. *settles back into bed*

Minato: …I’M A TEACHER!!

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Hanto: *terrified screaming*

Glotta: *brandishes her scythe* Why are you running? Why are you running?