#incorrect reiwa rider quotes

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Shouma: Just watch me. I’ll open this bag of gummies with my right hand… and hold my sword with my left. I’ll take a potato chip… and EAT IT!

[animinarts]

Some 4eiwa incorrect quotes :)

l just chose the funnier ones, thinking about drawing them...maybe

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Ace: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos. 

Touma: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard. 

Ikki: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos? 

Aruto: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

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*The squad is playing a team sport* 

Ace: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Ikki? 

Aruto: Have you ever played a game with Ikki? 

Ace: No… 

Aruto: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine? 

*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field* 

Ikki, chasing Touma: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

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Aruto: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk? 

Touma: *sighing* Ace. 

Ace: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die. 

Ikki: *wiping away a tear* So inspirational.

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Touma: So, everyone, what does a story NEED? 

Aruto: A character! 

Ikki: A setting! 

Ace, a gleam in their eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.

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Ikki: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! 

Ikki: *aggressively throws water bottles* 

Ace: Uh... what's up with them? 

Touma: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us. 

Ikki: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! 

Aruto, crying: It's working.

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Ikki: What do we think of Aruto? 

*pause* 

Touma: *sighs* Nice pal. 

Ace: I think they're gay.

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Touma: We call that a traumatic experience. 

Touma, turning to Ikki: Not a "bruh moment". 

Touma, turning to Aruto: Not "sadge". 

Touma, turning to Ace: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

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Ace: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? 

Aruto: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔 

Ikki: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? 

Aruto: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots. 

Touma: Did you burn an orange too? How???

 Aruto: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

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Hanto: Why would you accept candy from a stranger?

Shouma: It can’t be all poisoned.

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Shouma: Sachika, I frew up. *holds up handful of Gochizo*

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How it started

Lachesis: Fuck that hound… *biting her thumb and plotting Spanner’s demise*

How it’s going

Lachesis: Fuck, that hound… *biting her lip and plotting their first date*

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Hopper1: No wait! Please! Don’t turn me into a marketable plushie! NOOOOOOOOO-

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Hopper1: Hopper1 loves… kalhua milk!

Hopper1: Hopper1 loves… Houtaro and Rinne!

Hopper1: Hopper1 loves…

Kaguya appears

Hopper1: …revolution.

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Employee: Would you like to make this order a full meal?

Rinne: One sec. *glances at black Alchemist Ring* What do you think, Atropos?

Atropos: Hmm… I would do it, you’re going to need the energy and brainpower for your upcoming exams.

Rinne: Yes, the meal would be lovely.

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Izu: My programming prevents me from harming a human. However…

Izu: *slaps Gai so hard he goes flying*

Izu: My programming never stated anything about slapping a bitch.

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Spanner: *snoring with his face down on the table*

Lachesis: *sighs* He looks so adorable when he’s sleep-deprived.

Kyoka: …weak.

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Shouma: *slamming his fists on the table* WHERE’S MY BURRITO? WHERE’S MY BURRITO? WHERE’S MY BURRITO? WHERE-

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Houtaro, to Rinne: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Tamami, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever?!

Rinne: …dinner would be nice.

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The Chemy Riders are gathered in the academy for a meeting

Rinne: *walks in and sits on Houtaro’s lap*

Kaguya, outraged: Why are you sitting there?

Rinne: There aren’t any free seats, from the looks of things.

Spanner, glancing at an entire open couch: But we… made sure there was enough room for-

Houtaro: You heard Kudo. *hugs Rinne tightly* There aren’t any free seats.

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Houtaro, talking about Rinne: WHAT THE GOTCHA I WAS ARGUING WITH KUDO AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? SHE DID. SHE KISSED ME. WHAT IN THE GOTCHA DO I DO.

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Fuwa: Why do you look like that?

Aruto, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Fuwa: Like you’re dead.

Aruto: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Yua: Prez accidentally called Izu “babe” in front of everyone today.

Aruto: *sobs into the floor*