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Shouma: That’s my boy!
Suga: *steals a Chocodan Gochizo*
Shouma: No, my boy!
Gochizo: Father help!!
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Some 4eiwa incorrect quotes :)
l just chose the funnier ones, thinking about drawing them...maybe
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Ace: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Touma: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Ikki: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Aruto: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
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*The squad is playing a team sport*
Ace: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Ikki?
Aruto: Have you ever played a game with Ikki?
Ace: No…
Aruto: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?
*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*
Ikki, chasing Touma: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!
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Aruto: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?
Touma: *sighing* Ace.
Ace: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die.
Ikki: *wiping away a tear* So inspirational.
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Touma: So, everyone, what does a story NEED?
Aruto: A character!
Ikki: A setting!
Ace, a gleam in their eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.
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Ikki: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Ikki: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Ace: Uh... what's up with them?
Touma: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Ikki: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Aruto, crying: It's working.
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Ikki: What do we think of Aruto?
*pause*
Touma: *sighs* Nice pal.
Ace: I think they're gay.
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Touma: We call that a traumatic experience.
Touma, turning to Ikki: Not a "bruh moment".
Touma, turning to Aruto: Not "sadge".
Touma, turning to Ace: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
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Ace: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Aruto: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
Ikki: Why were you microwaving a lemon???
Aruto: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.
Touma: Did you burn an orange too? How???
Aruto: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
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Sheeta & Jeep: Big sister, can we-
Glotta: Ah, not now, you two. Big sis is cyberbullying.
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Sachika: Please don’t pass out again.
Shouma: *fought off his siblings and dealt with his great uncle’s shenanigans for hours* But I want to.
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Shouma: Tasty!
Sachika: Oh, boy.
Shouma: Tasty!
Hanto: What’s-
Shouma: Tasty!
Sachika: Every time.
Shouma: Tasty!
Sachika: He finds a new snack.
Shouma: Tasty!
Hanto: But they’re just snacks.
Shouma: Tasty!
Sachika: Yeah, tell that to Umasho.
Shouma: Tasty!
Hanto: …
Shouma: *turns to them, vibrating with excitement* TASTY!!
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Dente: Listen here Shouma, Bouche may have been your father, but he wasn’t yer daddy.
Shouma: YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON I WANT TO HEAR THAT FROM!
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Hanto: *terrified screaming*
Glotta: *brandishes her scythe* Why are you running? Why are you running?
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Gochizos: *rapidly multiplying*
Sachika: *surveys her office full of Gochizo* Yeah, this is fine.
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Shouma: Just watch me. I’ll open this bag of gummies with my right hand… and hold my sword with my left. I’ll take a potato chip… and EAT IT!
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Hanto: Why would you accept candy from a stranger?
Shouma: It can’t be all poisoned.
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Hopper1: Cool bug fact’s!
Hopper1: *starts levitating* one day you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful
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Shouma: *holds up gummy wrapper* I have to say, this was “totes yeet” and “quite poggers”.
Hanto: What you said just now was very un-poggers.
Sachika: *holding back laughter*
Hanto: What the hell have you been teaching him?
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The DPG Riders fighting copies of themselves
Copy Na-Go: Nya! Nya nya nya! *strikes pose*
Copy Tycoon: I hate fighting, but I’ll fight you anyway! *crying*
Copy Buffa: RAAAAAAAGH! *thrashes about wildly*
Copy Geats: It’s everyone’s favorite sexy god incarnate, Ace Ukiyo, baby~! *makes finger hearts*
Ace, Keiwa, Neon, and Michinaga: *thinking* …Am I really that kind of character?
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Shouma: Sachika, I frew up. *holds up handful of Gochizo*
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How it started
Lachesis: Fuck that hound… *biting her thumb and plotting Spanner’s demise*
How it’s going
Lachesis: Fuck, that hound… *biting her lip and plotting their first date*
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Employee: Would you like to make this order a full meal?
Rinne: One sec. *glances at black Alchemist Ring* What do you think, Atropos?
Atropos: Hmm… I would do it, you’re going to need the energy and brainpower for your upcoming exams.
Rinne: Yes, the meal would be lovely.
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