#the Crack Crossover SU AU

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Spinel, but what if she rips and tears through neon cities instead

[wangxianficfinder]

In the mood for...

March 28th

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1. Hi... Is there any wangxian fic in the potter world that you can recommend? I'm open to any fic, tags, dynamics etc.

Thanks in advance for answering my question. ☺️💕

are you asking for fics where characters make clay things or a Harry Potter fusion/crossover?

love potion no. 9 by ria_green (G, 2k, WangXian, Hogwarts, Oblivious WWX, Fluff and Humor, Amortentia, Patronus, Love Confessions, Fusion, POV Outsider, Crossovers & Fandom Fusions)

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2. hi do u hv outsider pov fics for wangxian like pls recommend all the ones u hv ty

the world is but a stage for the two of us by MandMandM (Not Rated, 10k, WIP, WangXian, Time Travel, Established Relationship, Shameless WangXian)

what builds a home by Stratisphyre (T, 46k, WangXian, MY & WWX, Canon Divergence, Adopted WWX, POV Multiple, warning for JGS behaving exactly as expected, child endangerment, Brother Feels, Minor Character Death)

he sang about the stars by nenyanaryavilya (M, 29k, LXC & LWJ, WangXian, Brotherhood, Growing Up Together, Canon Compliant, Canon-Typical Violence, Angst, Grief/Mourning, Canonical Character Death)

Su She Eats his Heart Out by KizuKatana (T, 16k, wangxian, modern, Guest-starring the belated but incendiary sexual awakening of LWJ, 3rd person pov, SS is hyperfixated on LWJ, LWJ does his best to pretend SS doesn't exist, WWX isn't even pretending he really doesn't notice SS exists, MM exists and is awesome, implied offscreen wangxian sex)

rerun from the outside by Eicas (T, 2k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Time travel, Crack, Cloud Recesses Study Arc, JC POV)

🔒 born under unlucky stars by RoseThorne (M, 1k, JZX & MXY, JZX & QS, WN & WQ, WWX & WQ, WangXian, Canonical Character Death, Ghosts, Souls, Implied/Referenced Sex, Brotherly Love, Anger, Spells & Enchantments, MXY Deserves Better, Revenge, POV MXY)

love - all by vastlyunknown (M, 18k, WangXian, Modern AU, Tennis AU, Time jumps)

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3. Fo you have ploty fics? Fics where the romance or relationship part isn't much in the front just a background thing in the story. I'm looking for fics where plot is given more priority. No modern au please.

We Meet at the Thousandth Step by Admiranda, Rynne (T, 258k, wangxian, CSSR/WCZ, WIP, Canon Divergence, No Sunshot Campaign, CSSR & WCZ Live, Rogue Cultivator WWX, Different First Meeting, Night Hunts, Genius WWX, Inventor WWX, Romance, Drama, Fluff, Strangers to married, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Unresolved Romantic Tension, Everyone Lives AU, Developing Relationship, Minor Violence, Case Fic, Mystery, Flirting, WWX's Canon-Typical Flower Flirting, Arson, There Was Only One Bed, Getting Together, First Kiss, Meeting the Parents, Resolved Sexual Tension, Resolved Romantic Tension, WWX Is a Good Big Brother, New Relationship Bliss, Chinese Mythology & Folklore, Blood and Injury, Yiling siblings) Wei Ying & Lan Zhan's relationship develops as the story goes on (it hasn't been a huge focus yet) but it's plot-driven with case studies.

Bitter Plants Bearing Sweet Fruit by Kryal (T, 83k, wangxian, canon-typical horror elements, Worldbuilding, Desert, Misuse of Historic Setting, Original Character Death(s), Case Fic, aftermath of canon, Established Relationship, Nothing Explicit But Shameless Innuendo)

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4. Fo you have any fics where wwx has a personality like he has in twelve moons and a fortnight by Stiltonbasket ? People love making wwx shameless in their fics , but they make him shameless by today's time standards, which is pretty annoying and actually qi divination inducing, but in the novel wwx was shameless by the then time standards.

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5. hi an itmf request for fics similar to stolen fruit is the sweetest by mondengel. thank you so much for your hard work 🫡

A Baby Dragon’s Guide To Seducing Your Huli Jing by sweetlolixo (M, 102k, wangxian, fantasy au, dragon LWJ, fox WWX, younger LWJ, older WWX, fluff, humor, happy ending) Im not sure what theyre looking for in terms of similar but heres a few w a shameless Lan Zhan

Beautiful mess, a colourful wreck by covalentbonds (Not rated, 12k, wangxian, modern, rule 63, fluff & humor, mild smut, childhood friends, first meetings, evil vending machines)

a quest (for kisses) by kyoongs (G, 4k, wangxian, Post-Canon, Fluff, Humor, WWX being shameless WWX we love it, a little angst in the middle but squint and it's fluff again, kisses!! lots of kisses!!, wangxian are MARRIED and they have a SON)

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6. fic recs on wwx getting his old body back? thank uu

Wei Wuxian keeps / gets his OG body 

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7. favourite bottom wwx fics? thanks ❤️

Closer than my hands have been by Spodumene (E, 5k, wangxian, post-canon, established relationship, rough sex, dom/sub undertones, consensual non-con, hair-pulling, face-fucking, bondage, spanking, cock slapping, jealousy, top drop)

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8. Hey there! I was wondering if you had recs for fics similar to Harmony between a qin and se by Alaceron. Ta!

Hey! I was #8 on the March 28th ITMF. The recs were wonderful! To clarify since you asked, I was looking for anything in with similar flavour, I did not think historical au, het wangxian, or non cultivation au were the core themes 🤦‍♂️

I was going by the feel of it, which is a tricky way to find fics. Must say you were spot on with Stilton's WIP. Thanks again!

does op mean like, historical setting with no cultivation or like.... het!wangxian? Wwx being successfully scheming? Anyways, here's a few I THINK op might like

When the Hills Are All Flat, and the Rivers Run Dry by stiltonbasket (G, 5k, WIP, WangXian, Historical, Royalty, Female WWX, Emperor LWJ, Identity Shenanigans, Parents LWJ and WWX, Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff and Humor, Love at First Sight, Happy Ending, Female LXC, Gender Changes)

The Lost Prince by hmmmmmmmm (E, 40k, WangXian, Royalty, Historical, No Powers, Bottom LWJ, Slow Burn, Prince WWX, Oral Sex)

❤️ nightingale Series by Moominmammashandbag (M, 62k, WIP, WangXian, XuanLi, LQY/JC, Pseudo-History, No power AU, Empires, Discussion Of Murder, aftermath of war, prisoner exchange, Grief/Mourning, LWJ POV, Angst, Emperor JZX, Imperial Advisor LWJ, widower LWJ, JYL is the Empress the world deserves, Happy Ending, POW WWX, Reunions, Fluff, Smut, Dysfunctional Family, Poetry, BAMF LWJ, emotional support goat, poetry as a weapon, Injury Recovery, Rehabilitation, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Body Image, Self-Esteem Issues, Married Life, Domestic Fluff, Childbirth)

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9. hii for itmf do you have any recs for fanfics from lan jingyi pov? could be with jingyi/jin ling but not necessarily just not with any other junior ship (smth like best friends forever by varnes)

tysm<;3 @r3n-vy

❤️ The One-Body Problem by metisket (T, 29k, LJY & WWX, LJY & LSZ, wangxian, possession, cohabitation, Mojo’s bookmark)

🔒 blue flies buzzing by RoseThorne (T, 2k, JL & LJY & OYZZ & LSZ, JC & WWX, wangxian, LSZ & WWX, LSZ & LWJ, LSZ & LXC, Gossip, Rumors, Mentioned Wen Remnants, Sect Leader Yao Bashing, JC & WWX Reconciliation, NHS is a Little Shit, POV LJY, POV Third Person, Threats, Justice, Cultivation Discussion Conferences, LWJ is LSZ’s Parent, LJY Being LJY, Podfic Welcome)

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10. Hi, i've seen how you help people find fanfictions and all, i was wondering if you can help me find a good Wangxian personality swap Au, if your up to it? Thank you

there is a fic where Lan Zhan was named Wei Wuxian, and Wei Ying was named Lan Zhan, which is the closed I've seen to a personality swap. I will look for it, but if anyone knows it, pls post the link! Also, there is a body swap fic, where they took on hints of each others personality. in that Wei Ying was hornier, and Lan Zhan was more ADHD coded , I'll have to look for that one too. I decided to comment in case I don't find any of these but someone else knows

Call Me By Your Name by DizziDreams (E, 52k, WangXian, Modern AU, America, University, Smut, Dubious Consent, Misunderstandings, Masturbation, Semi-Public Sex, Edging, names have been swapped, Mutual Pining, Pining while fucking) I think the first fic that was suggested for #10 (where lwj and wwx have each other's names) is the modern AU

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11. ur fav dad fics where wwx or lwj raises a-yuan? especially modern? thank uuu

my little love by mellowflicker (T, 54k, WangXian, Modern AU, Single Parent WWX, kindergarten teacher!lwj, Kid Fic, Hurt/Comfort, Domestic Fluff, Pining)

The stuffed bunny, the beautiful nephew, and other gifts from Lan Qiren by deliciousblizzardshark (G, 8k, LQR & WWX, wangxian, Modern, Single Parent WWX, Good Uncle LQR, Accidental Uncle Acquisition, Found Family, Fluff)

box your errors by mellowflicker (T, 42k, WangXian, Modern AU, single dad lwj, Domestic Fluff, Family Issues, Slow Burn, Kid Fic, let lwj have friends agenda, Hurt/Comfort, Pining)

Single Parent Lan Wangji / Single Parent Wei Wuxian

🧡 paint smears on sunny days by SnowshadowAO3 (E, 53k, WangXian, Comfort, Fluff and Smut, Everyone Is Alive, Modern AU, Dadji, Mutual Pining, Happy Ending, Brief Alcohol Mention, Masturbation, Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Accidentally co-parenting with your son's art teacher, Fatherhood)

Where’s Your Emergency? by trippednfell (M, 64k, WangXian, 911 Dispatcher WWX, Single dad LWJ, Kid fic, Modern AU, D&D Games, Angst with a happy ending)

Come Around and Stay by trippednfell (M, 160k, WangXian, NieLan, Slow Burn, Kid Fic, Found Family, Modern AU, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, PTSD, Blood and Injury, Dissociation, Angst with a Happy Ending, Musicals, POV Alternating, Baking, Yunmeng reconciliation (eventually), Friend Zoning, Literal Sleeping Together, Hurt/Comfort, Panic Attacks)

for you, andante by xuanxuanwo (ostentatiouslyrealistic) (T, 35k, WangXian, Modern AU, Music, Musicians, Pianist LWJ, Guitarist WWX, Kid Fic Coffee Shops, Bookstores, Existential Crisis, Unrelated JGY & QS, Friendship, Romance, Light Angst, Happy Ending)

💖 The Simplest Way Forward by harriet_vane (E, 71k, wangxian, modern, accidental baby acquisition, slow burn, pining, [Podfic of] The Simplest Way Forward by knight_tracer)

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12. heyyy admins! what are some of your favorite wwx and junior fics?

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13. ITMF white haired wwx!!

🔒归心似箭 | Longing to Go Home by dragongirlG (M, 7k, LSZ & WWX, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Aging, Aged WWX, Grief/Mourning, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Family Feels, Diaspora Feels (displacement), Dramatic Irony, Secret Identity, Pining, Brief Reference To Suicidal Thoughts, Hopeful Ending, [Podfic] 归心似箭 | Longing to Go Home by Koontyme)

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14. (ITMF) Thanks so much for all that you do! I've just finished rereading And Miles To Go Before I Sleep by glitterbombshell and I've got a hankering for more LWJ vs LXC or Lan comeuppance or even Lan bashing (I have checked that tag). I'm craving Lan angst (even LWJ as long as WWX ends up happy). Bonus if we see them suffer (vs LWJ just going nutso and killing everyone off screen). Thank you, thank you. 💕💕 @ck90

🔒💖 When has silence saved anyone? by Vrishchika (T, 6k, wangxian, LSZ & WWX & LWJ, post-canon, LXC critical, family feels, angry LWJ & LSZ, LXC gets scolded)

this blood in my mouth by ShanaStoryteller (Not Rated, 3k, WangXian, LSZ & WWX & LWJ, Post-Canon, POV LXC)

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15. hiii itmf idol x fan wangxian aus preferably idol!wwx but the opposite works as well @nalalie

All My Songs I Wrote to Find You by Winxhelina (T, 8k, wangxian, Social Media, Bullying, Immortal WangXian, Scheming NHS, Musicians, Explicit Language, Kissing, Making Out) a bit of a twist as they're immortals who got separated in this one

The Ties that Bind Us by Dyapaya (G, 10k, wangxian, JC & WWX, JYL/JZX, JC/NHS, Idols AU, idol WWX, fanboy LWJ, College/University, Modern, Obsessive Behavior, Misunderstandings, Twitter Fic, Stalker)

If I Can't Have You by Leffy (E, 47k, wangxian, Modern, Actors AU, Mutual Pining, Misunderstandings, Slow Burn, Intercrural Sex, Frottage, Masturbation, Blow Jobs)

time of fate is passing; or: The Great and Lonely Fudanshi; or: How Lan Zhan Defeated Heterosexuality and Learned to Love Again by verseau (E, 9k, WangXian, Modern AU, Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Fandom Allusions & Cliches & References, Don't Take Seriously, Idol WWX, Fudanshi LWJ)

The Brightest Star In His Sky by Liebing (M, 5k, WangXian, Modern AU, Idol LWJ, past relationship, Break Up, Angst, Mutual Pining, Fluff, soft, Happy Ending, Background XiYao, idol MY, WWX POV, Background ChengQing, pregnant WQ, Making Up, concert setting, Song writer WWX, LSZ is an unseen matchmaker, Jealous WWX, Hand Jobs, Kissing, Love Confessions, Dominant LWJ, Soulmates)

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16. I just read “a grave is all too weak a thing by Reverie (cl410)“ and now I’m hungry for multi-chapter fics with a similar premise. Does anybody know of anymore fics where others (this one has Jin Ling’s parents & Wen Qing) were resurrected along with WWX? (Like this one has them in their og bodies and even clothes so I guess their resurrections followed Untamed rules) And if no one can find any, please use this as a prompt. (The ficlet is in a prompts playlist anyway) @omgnectarina

a bird in your teeth by Eevee (ChaosBitch) (E, 61k, JYL/XY, wangxian, Let XY have nice things, Let JYL get some good dick, (sorry JZX I know you did your best), Past JYL/JZX, Past JYL/MM, All of the sex in this fic is consensual, But one of the participants IS a fierce corpse, JYL POV, Minor Character Death, I feel like this fic turned out surprisingly soft, but XY still does some onscreen murders, Implied/Referenced Torture, Mention of JGS's canon behavior, Mentions of XY's canon behavior, Also Wangxian is not the main pairing, but they're definitely here and stupider in love than ever, Angst, past XY/JGY, Hopeful Ending) This has XY bringing JYL back as a fierce corpse & WWX getting resurrected earlier than in canon. Not sure if it quite fits the request, but it involves someone other than WWX being resurrected, so I'm throwing it in

the problem with authority by isabilightwood (M, 139k, WangXian, JYL/WQ, QS & JYL, Canon Divergence, Sacrifice Summon, only the summoner sticks around, slightly dark JYL, WQ lives, Slow Burn, Angst with a Happy Ending, Chronic Pain, Mild Sexual Content, Switch Wangxian, WWX has to be resurrected & LWJ find out before they can interact, but there’s plenty of wangxian once they do, manipulative relationship) different summon followed by eventual wwx summon.

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17. Hello, I’ve never asked this blog something before but I believe this falls under the “In the Mood for a Fic” catagory?

Any fics where it shows Lan Zhan’s pov as he realizes that Wei Ying has returned (hearing him play Wangxian)? @xinilia

🔒The Price of Old Wishes by SoManyJacks (E, 67k, WangXian, Minor canon divergence, Angst, POV LWJ, Depression, Suicidal Thoughts, Eventual Happy Ending, Eventual Smut, Slow Burn, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, semi-verbal!LWJ, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Implied/Referenced Suicide) The events of the novel from LWJ's pov

🔒 a song of joy and regret by RoseThorne (G, <1k, wangxian, longing, grief/mourning, regret, crying, devotion, resurrection, dreams, angst, LWJ pov)

🔒 Season of Resurrection by Pyrrti (G, 1k, wangxian, pre-relationship, reunions, sky children of the light fusion, multiple POV, LSZ pov, LWJ pov, WWX pov)

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[bluestrawberrybunny]

To start this post off: I know this seems like a weird crossover fic; HOWEVER, warning before people begin reading: this fic contains major character death, mentions of su*c*de, SA, s*x and s*x work, murder, blood, abandonment, child neglect, child ab*se, and emotional ab*se. If any of these make you uncomfortable, I would suggest finding another fic to read.

While this crossover seems really weird to some readers at a glance, this is a very serious fic that covers the topics mentioned above.

Ok… I am having some issues with the Apprenticeship AU (specifically dealing with writer’s block), but this is an AU and crossover fic I have not been able to stop thinking about. There are planned to be 15 chapters in total. First chapter is out now. It’s something that I really like, and I can’t wait to work on this story moving forward while I figure out how to tell the story I am wanting to with the SMG4 Apprenticeship AU.

So in the meantime, I’m going to be updating this one a lot more frequently during my recovery time from eye surgery, so… yeah.

No, I have no abandoned the Apprenticeship AU (and I am also planning on posting both fics on AO3 eventually, but I was writing them originally on WattPad so… yeah. Give me time to put those on AO3 for those who don’t have WattPad).

Basic rundown of this Space Pirates AU:

Crossover between SMG4, TMNT 2012, BABQFTIM (only Quest!Cuphead and Quest!Mugman are in this fic tho and no I do not support the original AU’s creator), Cry of Fear, Borderlands, and my OCs in a scenario inspired by the show Firefly.

This takes place during TMNT 2012 Season 4, when the group is in space (duh). This AU deals with very difficult topics, especially when regarding how I feel about a certain character from the 2012 series *cough* April *cough* and how she was handled, especially with her relationship to other characters, especially when one of the characters canonically died on screen from her hand.

Basically, this is a “What-If” scenario with a lot of angst, but also a fun found family story surrounding our lovely pirate crew, as well as a fun twist that is revealed at the end of the first chapter and will be explained more throughout the fic.

Again, I know this seems like it would be a crack fic, but it is taken seriously and I am actually taking this story seriously. To be honest, if this story wasn’t so rooted in the story of TMNT 2012 season 4, I would likely take this and make it its own thing. However, I do hope people do give this fic a shot (unless any of the topics I mentioned at the very top of this post make you uncomfortable, in which case I am perfectly fine with you skipping this one for your own mental health).

So… yeah. This is not a crack fic. It’s just me telling a story with a bunch of different characters from different continuities as if they’re all from the same one.

[sa-filonzana]

Trigun - Final Fantasy VII - Crossover

AU - Dimension Travel - Crack-ish

PART 3

Non troppo tempo dopo sia il Professor Hollander che il Professor Hojo vengono trovati morti, dovuto ad un incidente di laboratorio e neanche una settimana più tardi il Presidente Shinra viene trovato morto stecchito nel suo ufficio per cause naturali.

Nonostante i sospetti che la nuova uncanny creatura fosse il colpevole, nessuno dice niente e viene tutto spazzato sotto metaforico il tappeto.

Perchè anche se Vash era troppo pacifista e non faceva molto di più fare in modo che i Professori si trovassero su un letto d’ospedale con tutte le ossa rotte una settimana sì e l’altra pure, Wolfwood non perdonava altrettanto facilmente e aveva deciso di mettere fino ai loro immorali esperimenti per sempre. E quando aveva scoperto che il Presidente gli aveva permesso di fare il bello e cattivo tempo per le sue manie di grandezza, non aveva perso tempo a eliminare anche lui.

Dopotutto, anche se lo odia, lui è uno dei migliori assassini mai creati dall’Eye of Michael.

E sì, per oltre una settimana Wolfwood è estremamente compiaciuto di se stesso con il suo solito fare nonchalance.

Qualche tempo dopo, la combriccola va a Nibelheim per ordine del nuovo Presidente Rufus, che ha capito l’antifona, per scoprire tutto ciò che i Professori avevano nascosto nei loro vari laboratori segreti che avevano sparso per tutta Gaia.

A Nibelheim, alla villa Shinra, mentre esplorarono la libreria, grazie all’udito sopraffino di Vash ma in particolare alle sue capacità empatiche che gli permette di percepire tutti gli esseri viventi e non nelle vicinanze, trovano addormentato all’interno della sua bara Vincent.

La discussione che Sephiroth e Vincent avranno sarà sicuramente interessante ed illuminante, in particolare per il primo.

E sì, Vincent decide di tornare indietro con loro a Midgar, dove il capo dei Turks, Veld, avrà un mezzo infarto al vedere un eternamente giovane Vincent.

Tra l’altro, un giorno Zack introdurrà a tutti la sua fidanzata Aerith, l’ultima Cetra, magari nella Chiesa dove i due si sono incontrati, e forse, chissà, magari Vash e Wolfwood per qualche miracolo potranno riprendere la loro forma umana quando vogliono o finiscono per incontrare vecchi amici che non pensavano che non avrebbero mai più rivisto dato che non erano più su No Man's Land.

Fine? ->

<- Trigun x FF7 - Part 1

<- Trigun x FF7 - Part 2

[sunriseverse]

jgy for the ask meme, of course ☕️

oh i have so many thoughts on him.

song that reminds me of them: hmm…..drift of stars from the album equation of time by athéne and simon mccory OR mary from the album concentrate by the happy fits. first one because it’s his vibes and second one because i sometimes vicariously imagine him fucking shit up set to it (listen, we all have our guilty pleasures).

what they smell like: peonies is probably a given but i also like to think that he smells like star anise and ginger, both of which turn your mouth numb if you bite into them. something something metaphor for people underestimating him something something.

an otp: literally cannot come up with any besides x.iyao. they’re the blueprint etc etc.

a notp: honestly i can’t think of a popular one? maybe wwx/jgy but that’s more of a squick and less of a notp.

favourite platonic/familial relationships: qin su and nhs probably? the situation with qs is……..fucked obviously and so is the situation with nhs which is probably why they’re so fascinating to me. i love to think about the way things could have been different and the way that the actions taken by jgy and nhs in their respective situations meant nothing else COULD have happened, really.

a headcanon that is popular in the fandom but that i disagree with: just [gestures at 75% of the fandom’s read on jgy] enough said.

position they sleep in: i think he sleeps all scrunched up. this man is inventing new ways to be a Very Small Round Loaf in bed.

a crossover au i would love to see: i would KILL to see someone write a crack crossover with sci but i have no idea what the premise would be. also i think if either x.iyao or baizhan had to be in the same room as each other for more than three seconds heads would roll (largely zz’s fault because i KNOW that man couldn’t resist psychoanalysing jgy).

favourite outfit they’ve worn: i have a soft spot in my heart for that outfit he wears when he and his company show up at the chang manor. yes he deserves the jin gold but also i would love to see him in some patterns that aren’t like, one giant peony flower you know.

[blapis-blazuli]

So, uh, I’ve vaguely mentioned this like, maybe once or twice (including here with @subukunojess​), but I have a sorta crossover-crack Steven Universe AU that I’ve been trying to figure out for, uh, somewhere over a year apparently (if my DMs with @animatedc9000​ on Discord are correct)

But rather than actually give a good description of it I’m going to do a very crappy cliff notes version of part of it because I’m dumb

Lilo (Steven): I wanna do Gem Stuff with Ford (Pearl), PJ (Garnet), and Penguin (Amethyst)

Nani (Greg but as her half-sister and not her parent): No

Ford: Well she’s gonna have to learn some time. Five is a good age to start teaching kids about complicated space weaponry, right?

PJ: (Internally screaming)

Lilo: I found a Gem Dog while I was out doing Gem Stuff, he’s mine now

Stitch (Lion): Aloha!

Nani: What

Lilo: I also found this other Gem trapped in a broken watch Ford gave me

Blendin (Lapis): What is wrong with you people?! Initiate Time Stop!

Lilo: Hey, I know what happened to you was messed up, but stopping time isn’t going to help you

Blendin: Wait, how did you- Actually, you know what, you’re right, I’m sorry. Maybe I should just go and figure out some stuff about myself instead. Initiate Time Stop Stop

Lilo: Okay, bye!

Nani: What

Mac (Connie): Hey, you’re pretty cool, can Vivi (Onion but not creepy) and I hang out with you?

Lilo: Yeah!

Nani: Well at least that’s something normal

Eggman (Peridot): Who are you people and what are you doing on the same planet as The Big Secret Gem Experiment

Lilo: What Big Secret Gem Experiment?

Eggman: I can’t tell you, it’s a secret! Now I’m gonna have to see to it personally with some assistance

(much later)

Eggman: I’m here! And here’s my assistance!

Dark Oak (Jasper): Fuck everyone, including you

PJ: We’re going to stop you!

Dark Oak: No you won’t

(one passed out/defeated CG team later)

Lilo: Spaceship Prison is not fun, I’m getting you all out of here, including you two aliens I’ve definitely never met

Pleakley (Sapphire): Jumba!

Jumba (Ruby): Pleakley!

(Jumba and Pleakley hug, kiss, and form PJ)

Lilo: You’re a fusion?! I knew it!

PJ: You did?!

Lilo: Well, most people don’t have four legs and five eyes, so I kinda guessed.

Penguin: Hey, I’ve programmed the ship to go back to Earth!

(One crashed ship later)

Eggman: Nope, I’m done with this, bye!

Dark Oak: Well I’m not giving up yet! Maybe I’d be more powerful if I were part of a fusion

Blendin: Hey, I heard you guys were taken by aliens and I saw this ship crash, what happened?

Dark Oak: You! Fuse with me now!

Blendin: What?! No!

(End up fusing and gets themselves frozen in time)

PJ: Well, that could’ve gone much worse

(Later)

Eggman: Please get me out of here!

Lilo: I can’t really do that right now, but you can stay in this place here and try to be good, okay?

Eggman: Are you kidding me?! No, this is not okay!

(Some time later)

Eggman: I guess this is okay. Now I’m sad that the planet’s going to be destroyed by the Big Secret Gem Experiment

PJ: Well that’s not good, can we stop it?

Eggman: Maybe, but it’d take a lot of work

(Some time and many montages later)

Penguin: Well, that was a lot of work, but we did it! Good thing nothing’s going to interfere with our plans

Dark Oak/Blendin fusion: Hey, I’m here to interfere with your plans

Penguin: Oh crap! Kid, you and Eggman take care of the Big Secret Gem Experiment and we’ll take care of this guy

Lilo: Okay!

(One journey into the Earth later)

Lilo: So the Big Secret Gem Experiment is a giant crab?

Eggman: To be honest, we didn’t know how it’d look when we started this so I guess so

Tamatoa (Cluster): Hahaha! I am the greatest creation of all the universe!

Lilo: Cool! But before you go much further, let’s talk about your place in the world

Eggman: You know that’s not going to work

(One conversation later)

Eggman: I can’t believe that worked

Tamatoa: (sobbing) Who am I?!

Lilo: I think you’re gonna need to do some soul searching before you can make your grand appearance on the surface, but in the meantime we’ll try to keep in touch

Tamatoa: I would literally kill for you, okay?

Lilo: Uh, anyway, Eggman and I better go see what’s going on back on the surface

(Later, back on the surface)

PJ: We’ve managed to un-fuse Dark Oak and Blendin, and we have no idea where Dark Oak is now, but at least Blendin’s okay

Blendin: (clearly traumatized)

Lilo: Uh, I don’t think he’s okay

Eggman: Would staying with me help?

Blendin: (screaming)

Lilo: We’ll work on that

Nani: ...What

(The details after this point are a bit muddled and this is a gross exaggeration of what I’ve got so far, but there ya go.)

[ying-an-sanren]

A god had spoken 🙌

[fligleflorence]

BONUS

more bad au doodles, last one being a crossover with single dad au

[wangxianficrecs]

in the mood for a fic where...

Y'all don't forget to make use of @mdzs-kinkmeme as a place to submit your prompts! Authors actually use them for ideas. You're likely to get what you order!  ***Your prompt doesn’t have to be kink!  Fluff, crack, whatever is fine!***

*Nonny who uses Asks to submit answers for these posts:  you can use my @mojoflower Asks while this box is closed*

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1. HI OKAY YOUR BLOG IS FANTASTIC AND A LIFE SAVER. [Ha, thank you!] for your next ‘mood for’ do you know of any where (1a) lan qiren is portrayed as bad/abusive? or any where (1b) the lan sect forbids homosexuality? thank you

1a.

life as a house by terri botta (T, 55k, wangxian) modern au, but lqr is awful)

moonlight falls by RoseThorne (T, 11k, wangxian, songxiao, series in progress)

1b.

❤️save a sword, ride a socialist by sysrae (E, 33k, wangxian, my post)

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2. Hi! Before anything else, thank you so much for your effort. I’ve found a lot of gems in your space. And I was just wondering if you know anything where wwx’s 2nd life is somehow in a female body? I’m just dying to know how’d that go. TYSM. [I love this trope SO MUCH!!!]

❤️Beauty and the Boot by PTchan (T, 45k, wangxian, my post, WIP)

To Deserve So Much More by renysen (T, 20k, wangxian, my post)

The Fox and the Deer by mercyandmagic (M, 59k, xiyao, wangxian, my post) - in which jiggy comes back as a female

@stiltonbasket​ has a running au where wei wuxian comes back as qin su on their tumblr:  #qin su!wwx au but I don’t think anything’s made it to AO3.

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3. Hi momjo 🥰 for your next (or next next next -I understand you're always overloaded with asks so I can wait!) I'm in the mood for fics, please may I ask for some dom!Lan Zhan and sub!Wei Ying? I know some fics have them but don't tag them as such. If they're long/plotty as well it's a bonus! I'm a sucker for like, protective or in control Lz over a somewhat gremlin/self destructive/too selfless WY, who keeps getting himself into trouble so LZ has to step in and sort him out. Thank you! Take care!

Y’all.  This one got so full I made a whole separate compilation post for Dom Lan Wangji.  Go save it!!!

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4. First off, thank you for all that you do for this fandom, it’s certainly encouraged my addiction but hey, we love it here. [Hee, hee, hee.] Do you know of any fics that have (4a) LWJ finding WWX’s body post-Nightless City? Or if that’s too rare, (4b) any favorite 16 years fics? Thank you!!!!

4a.

4b.

❤️the heartlines on our hands by occultings (microcomets) (E, 47k, wangxian)

❤️no new age by everythingispoetry (M, 146k, wangxian, my post)

❤️To be of use by Erisette (not rated (G), 53k, wangxian, my post)

❤️scatter and sunder by silversshadow (T, 16k, wangxian, my post)

❤️Begotten by ecorie (G, 37k, wangxian, my post)

❤️The Rules of Living by syriala (G, 12k, xicheng, lan wangji & jiang cheng, my post)

❤️ And Miles To Go Before I Sleep by Glitterbombshell (T, 24k, wangxian, WIP, my post)

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5. Could you or you followers recommend to me some wangxian crossover fics where they meet characters from other stories, I don’t mind what the stories are.

More Questions than Answers by tiniestawoo (T, 2k, wangxian, sterek, Teen Wolf, my post)

Atlas by etymologyplayground (M, 12k, wangxian, hualian, TGCF, my post)

ShuangXiu by panda_desu (M, 55k, wangxian, Nirvana In Fire, my post)

Spirited Away by PhantomWriter (T, 21k, wenzhou, wangxian, series in progress) -  WWX adopted by Wen Kexing & Zhou Zishu from Word of Honor

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6. Mojo! I have been struck by a fic mood and I have no idea how to find what I’m looking for 😩 For your next in the mood post can you (in your infinite knowledge) or anyone else recommend a fic where LWJ and WWX’s first meeting doesn’t go smoothly. Where WWX is more annoyed by LWJ’s inflexibility with the rules and the curfew or the no entry debacle. Just something where teen LWJ has to put in way more effort to get WWX to forgive him and win him over.

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7. Mrs. Mojo!! I need your and your followers help to recommend fanfics of teen wangxian getting caught doing papapa.

'A Question of Safety' verse by h0peless_oblivion (E, 7k, wangxian, series in progress)

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8. Helloooo!! Thank u so much for all you do!!! We all 💖 and appreciate you very much!!! [And I love you right back!] I’ve been having a craving for wangxian who meet eachother and get married like… incredibly fast. Like married after a week of knowing eachother. Not in like an arranged marriage way but just bc they 💖 eachother :):) thank u!! ~ @camppureblood

Hua Qi 花期 by lazulink (E, 9k, wangxian)

Fighting Chance by fyredancer (E, 16k, wangxian)

me and you, always and forever by fyredancer (E, 150k, wangxian, series in progress)

Found Family by fyredancer (T, 11k, wangxian)

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9. Hi! I was wondering if you knew of any fics where wwx grows mxy’s core super strong like wwx’s original. I’m only ever finding ones where wwx can’t do much with the core or gains his old powerful core back. But I really want to see wwx regrow a new core and be proud about it and stuff. ~ @greenpandi2004

补救; to remedy, to do something to correct or improve something that is wrong by ravenditefairylights (G, 22k, wangxian)

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10. hello mojo! thank you for your recs, do you have any of adhd wwx?

❤️in the arms of the angel by ScarlettStorm (E, 38k, wangxian, my bookmark) - fox wwx

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11. heyyyy!! I am craving for some bet trope fics. like wwx is betting on seducing lwj kind of thing? thak you!!! I absolutely love your page <3 [Thank you!]

❤️Bet Your Heart by Vamillepudding (G, 14k, wangxian, my post)

❤️Love wakes me by dea_liberty (E, 46k, wangxian, my post)

perfect pretenders by skyestiel (T, 61k, sangcheng, wangxian)

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12. Hiiiii 👋! I was wondering if you knew any fanfics modern au where wangxian was married and had shizui and shizui’s friends did not know them, or met them or did not know he had two dads

Meet the parents by Lucky_Moony (G, 1k, wangxian)

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13. Any Hybrid or creature!LWJ fics that contain plot?

Magical Marriage Ribbons by starandrea (M, 482k, wangxian, series in progress, my bookmark)

Of the Shadows by nockingarrows (G, 35k, wangxian, my post)

if you go chasing rabbits by occultings (microcomets) (T, 24k, wangxian, my bookmark)

bring you home by Alasse_Irena (T, 29k, wangxian, my bookmark)

a cyborg’s three laws by FairyGardenCorgis (M, 110k, wangxian, modern au, may depend on your definition of “creature” or hybrid)

❤️These woods hold the promises we make by jaws_3 (T, 30k, wangxian, my post)

Cultivation of the Pack by Midshipsman (E, 55k, wangxian, my bookmark, werewolf a/b/o)

❤️this river runs to you by sundiscus (T, 53k, wangixna, my post)

... and these have much less plot:

softly through pine trees, the moon arrives by theLoyalRoyalGuard (G, 3k, wangxian, my post)

sometimes curses are fun, or: the one where lan zhan is a squirrel by Malachic (T, 11k, wangxian, my post)

far longer than forever by jaws_3 (G, 9k, wangxian, my post)

❤️what else is there? by mme_anxious (T, 13k, wangxian, my post)

Do not waste your pearls for me by moonwaif (G, 9k, wangxian, my post)

Buried in the Sky, Hallowed by thy Depths by themunchking (T, 9k, wangxian, my post)

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14. Hello dearest Mojo!!! This idea just came up to me but i wanted to know, do you know any fics (modern au preferably) where wangxian are married and have a school reunion where they meet their old schoolmates ☺️

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15. Can you please recommend any fics where wei wuxian's talismans are somewhat of a focus point? Thanks

Moonlight as My Guide by BromeliadDreams (M, 32k, wangxian, my post)

❤️To have and to hold by Moominmammashandbag (M, 79k, wangxian, my post)

Talismans by brooklinegirl (E, 10k, wangxian, my post)

Hyperprosexia by malkinmalkout (E, 192k, wangxian, my post)

Gentians in bloom by teawater (M, 251k, wangxian)

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16. hello mojo! hope you're having a nice day <3 i have two request for the next i'm in the mood for. first one (16a): i just read family dinner by antebunny and now i desperately need more jin sibs ruining jgs's day skshjsjwk second one (16b): fics where wwx gets to be jc's right hand man (doesn't have to be in the canon universe). thank you <3 <3 <3

16a.

❤️save a sword, ride a socialist by sysrae (E, 33k, wangxian, my post, has a funny scene w/jin sibs at the end)

16b.

Magical Marriage Ribbons by starandrea (M, 482k, wangxian, series in progress, my bookmark, I think this qualifies)

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17. hey, i was wondering if you knew of any heist aus? i've never read in this fandom one myself, and i honestly don't know whether one exists, but i thought it could be fun and it wouldn't hurt to ask. thanks :)

(i've got) trouble in mind by seularen (E, 77k, wangxian, xiyao)

I'd be the one to hold you down (kiss you so hard) by AlfAlfAlfAlfAlf, tardigradeschool (E, 85k, wangxian, Leverage AU)

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18. Do you know any fics where lz is dared to kiss his crush and everyone is surprised he kissed wy?

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19. Hi do you know any fics with de aged or time travel to cloud recess era wangxian fics? I've read the main ones and I was wondering if there are more. Thank you

It is a serious thing just to be alive by Itgoeson (E, 58k, wangxian)

how does one begin by Shializaro (T, 3k, wangxian, series)

rerun from the outside by Eicas (T, 3k, wangxian, my bookmark)

ripples spread out when a single pebble is dropped into water by RoseThorne (G, 1k, wangxian)

The Art of Wishing Well by ElDiablito_SF (T, 3k, wangxian) Wangxian time travel to CR to traumatize their teen selves

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20. Hi there! I hope you're doing well!! I was wondering if you know any fic where the juniors (4) are Doing Shenanigans? just kids having fun!!

The Full Form of Press by Vamillepudding (G, 13k, wangxian, my post)

Cut sleeve (m/m), slow burn, pining (lots of pining) by Lucky_Moony (T, 6k, wangxian, my post)

The Junior’s Guide to Setting Trends & Making Money by Wildcard (T, 1k, wangxian, WIP, my bookmark)

Half-Baked Quest by Jump_Pilot (T, 19k, zhuiyi, wangxian, my post)

A Dramatic Reading by pupeez4eva (G, 6k, wangxian, my post)

The Great Bathtub Conspiracy by pupeez4eva (M, 3k, wangxian, my post)

❤️The Absolutely True Story of the Yiling Patriarch: A Manifesto in Many Parts by aubreyli (T, 20k, wangxian, my post)

❤️anyway, here’s wuji by kakikaeru (T, 18k, zhuiyi, wangxian, my post) and its sequel

The Batsh*t Adventures of the Junior Quartet: Halloween Edition by KTheKryptid (not rated, 40k, no slash)

The Stuff of Legend by pupeez4eva (T, 21k, wangxian, WIP)

Detention, You Four! by hwalight (G, 1k, The Juniors)

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21. Momjo, you are an ice cream truck caravanning through the desert of life (translation: I love this blog thanks for all you do ❤️). [Now all I can hear is that ice cream truck music to the tune of 'Wuji'] Any fics where some nefarious foe uses/takes the form of Jiang Yanli to torture Wei Wuxian? Or anything along those lines? Thank you! [You should submit this as a prompt to @mdzs-kinkmeme or @angstymdzsthoughts]

But You Always Return by uponmountains (T, 17k, wangxian)

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22. Hello I’m new here, but I am so glad I ran into this blog. It’s amazing. [Thank you!] Do you know of any fics where Wwx and lwj get caught kissing or being sweet by like lan xichen ? I have scrolled for far too long on ao3 😩😩😩 I hope you have a nice day :)

Teenage Wangxian! Series by like_a_bird_that_flew (T, 6k, wangxian)

'A Question of Safety' verse by h0peless_oblivion (E, 7k, wangxian, series in progress)

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23. hey so uhhh do you perhaps know these fics where wwx and lwj from mdzs meet the cql version or like idk modern versions of them? i read one and i saw some others too, quite recently even, but idk what they're called or what tags people use for that?? do you or your followers know them maybe? [Hmmm, if there's a specific tag, I don't know it. But there should be!] thank you sm! i hope you have a great week and stay safe & healthy!

Key Differences by pupeez4eva (T, 6k, wangxian)

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24. Any fics where Xue Yang actually managed to abduct Wei Wuxian at Yi City? Or him capturing wwx in general

Down in the Valley by memequeen1127 (E, 44k, xuexiao, wangxian)

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[mysteryideasgroup]

Pink Diamond Lewis aka Pink Lewis

Pink Lewis has his left eye is cracked not damaged cracked eye not blurred eye. He replaced his new Lewis aka Pearl Lewis. He was controlled mind by White Diamond as his Pink/White Lewis.

Pink Lewis belongs to my Msa X Steven Universe - Msa/SU AU Alternate Universe Crossover oc sona Lewis Pepper

Pink Diamond belongs to Steven Universe

[redrockbluerock]

1,3, 8!

Ok this is going under a readmore due to the whole. massive amount of WIPS thing. and this is just the SU ones

1-give short descriptions of all your current WIPs. -(Mega) Pearl AU Meeting Permafusion Mega Pearl- snippets from the moment Star (pink pearl) was damaged in Pink’s outburst, to the end of the war -Amber A fic exploring my oc gem Jackpot Amber- a gem type linked via a hivemind- rebelling and struggling with her newfound individuality -Bispearl Pokemon AU Ex-Steel Gym Leader Pearl Ginkgo is recovering from an accident that left her team scarred and herself unable to look at, let alone battle with Steel type pokemon. -Cometpov fanfic from the perspective of Comet Pearl, and the events that led her to freedom -Corrupted Pearl au Mothhawk (centi/pearl swap au) re-writes of all the centipeetle episodes of su -Deep Diving Pearl and Volley visit the unfinished Earth Reef to see what became of it -Dreams of a Pale Rose ASPR but for the Mothhawk au -Gliding A now healed Lonely makes the best of her corruption scars -greg gets pegged and rose’s pussy gets spun: a love story You know. i wrote this title as a joke and never actually planned on making a fic out of it -Heart Transplant Bismuth follows some local rumors about a beast living in the woods -Hibiscus and Moonblossoms Pearl loves Rose-but Rose’s feelings could never match the depth of her own. Bismuth loves Pearl- but knows her heart belongs to another. Non-fatal Hanahaki Disease -I Don’t Have The Right to Ask Where You Go at Night Supervillain Pearl, Superhero Bismuth. Steven finds out what Pearl’s “Job” entails. -I have no clue Yellow Pearl accidentally puts Pearl back into her gem while learning to fight. Stress baking ensues. -irritation old egg hell fic. Pearl takes a warm bath -Lapis and Pearl (and Garnet) get arrested for streaking exactly what it says on the tin. why did i write this? -Lonely Pearl Sequel A sequel to Not So Lonely Anymore. A pearl’s nickname is the one thing they have. Lonely rediscovers hers. -Memento Mori medival au. A young knight finds the remains of a kingdom long forgotten. -Mint Oil oc stuff. Mint Sapphire cracks her gem. -Moths on Roses Mothhawk Au. Rose reminesces about an old friend. -Not Exactly a Live Stream From possibly the weirdest human au i have- Sapphire livestreams a necroromantic ritual to bring her back to life. -pearl purring sometimes these wips are just what the title is -Pearl stuff bunch of my pearl ocs hangin out. you know -Please Step Up Pearl deals with survivors guilt about being the only gem in her batch to not be shattered. -Rosepearl i dont actually know what my plan for this was its just me playing with phrasing -SU/Skylanders crossover this is me having fun and mushing two of my fixations together. I don’t even know if this has a coherent plot -Sun and Moon Yellow Diamond resets her pearl. Blue pearl risks everything to get the one she loved back -The Roles We Play Hinge Pearl becomes White Spinel. -Zora Pearl drabbles I guess a collection of scenes taking place in the Age of Calamity timeline 3-what makes you love writing? Writing for me is a way to express myself; different than visual art. drawings will have a set way they appear, but the fun in writing is trying to create an image similar to the one in my head also like. its way easier to write a long scene than make it a comic. i’ll do both though and its fun to see what i focus on in each.

8-which of your own projects have shaped your writing the most? in what way? I think collectively it would be something i’ve been calling A Slice of Curiosity Really Makes You Think. Ive lost the original drafts years ago but it was inspired by House of Leaves- at least formatting wise. One character used first person perspective compared to most using 3rd person, wanting to look for the right words to describe really specific things and have them sound right, color coding things within the text. While I usually don’t push it as far as ASoCRMYT did, i still like messing around with formatting- bolding italics and font changes to show voice effects, a few fics where all the dialog is in rhyme, pronoun usage depending on whose in the scene... Its So Fun!

[sketchywave]

7 Days of Pitch Perfect!

Day 1- Colours

Aka my interpretation of what skin each bella would choose for her among us character

Hopefully a short explanation of each character design for anyone interested enough-

Beca- Blue in association with her eyes. She chose the “dum” note because she thought it was funny, thinks the game is kind of a waste of time and is slightly deprecating.

Chloe- Orange in association with her hair. halo because she acts innocent when she isn't. She thought the dog was cute and because vet.

Fat amy- Yellow in association with her hair as well. I feel like Amys character is built out of toilet jokes and i think she’d probably think the toilet paper would be funny.

Aubrey- Pink in association with her dress in PP1. Hat because she is the Aca- captain forever and ever. She would think its appropriate for herself to have it.

Emily- Cyan in association with her ✨energy✨. I’d like to think Emily is too innocent to realize those ears are a furry thing and she just thinks they’re cute puppy ears. She’d think a little mini-me would be adorable.

Stacie- Lime in association with her eyes. I added the flamingo because when i was playing the game at some point a random player told me they thought it looked like a d*ldo and i couldn't unsee it. I thought it would be very appropriate for Stacie to see that too. Added the hamster as reference to the hamster AU that cracks me up everytime.  

Cynthia Rose- Red in association with her hair in PP1. Headphones for being a music freak, slight crossover with Ester Dean. 

Flo- Purple for no real reason. Flower because she thinks its cute and because she is a selfie freak. Slight crossover with Chrissie Fit.

Lilly- Brown for no real reason other than its the weird color. tries to look as creepy as possible. Sus af. Always.

Jessica & Ashley- Black and white in association with duel colours. Plague doctor masks in association with cults. Don't ask me which is which.

Phew. Congrats if you got to here. This is dumb but real fun. Hope you enjoyed this little analysis.

[transiconlink]

hey y’all i just wrote some fanfic

lately i’ve been obsessed with that su/gf crossover au, so i decided to take my own crack at writing about it. you can find it here. if you take the time to read the first chapter i would really appreciate it! i upload every week on monday <3

[aufi-creative-mind]

First of all - you are amazing and talented!!! I envy so much your ability to generate so many ideas. So a small question about LU for your Q&A: How many AUs for LU, heck for LoZ in general, you had came up with/participated in creation of?

...

*TAKES A DEEP BREATH* 

My dear friend... i have soooooooooooooooooooo many AUs and ideas for LU and the LoZ in general that they basically created their own multiverse. 

If I had to explain it all in...detail....it’ll be like this

And all of my friends on Discord who have heard of the stories and ideas would know what it’s like to deal with me and my galaxy braincells. lol 

But in summaries, these are the AUs and worldbuilding ideas that I have been working on so far. And they all have very in-depth worldbuilding and story details: 

Warning: long post about several AUs I have in mind 

LEGEND of ZELDA 

BotW Family and Legacy 

A series of stories that follows the life, journey and deaths of Wild’s Family, both Pre-Calamity and Post-Calamity. And beyond. 

Story of Twilight 

Follows the journey of the Hero of Twilight before the events of Twilight Princess, his origins and upbringing, growing up as the sole Hylian in Ordon Village.  And after the events of Twilight Princess and his search for answers about his mysterious ancestor and his true fate for him to become the Hero’s Shade. 

Bapy Legend’s Past 

Explores the upbringing of the Hero of Legend before the events of ALttP and who was his Uncle before becoming his primary guardian. 

Linked Universe AUs

Sky High AU 

(In collaboration of the wonderful @cy-the-angst-maker, @pulveremcomedesligulas and Judai, along with many other contributors. ) It’s the LU Boys but they all have superpowers and live in the Modern Day setting of the Sky High universe. And then things turn for the deep end. 

SH AU of AU, Linking the Links AU  

(in collaboration of the wonderful @cy-the-angst-maker​, @pulveremcomedesligulas​ and Judai, along with many other contributors.)

A crossover AU that happens after the end of SH’s Main Story where the original LU Heroes got sucked into the SU AH world and have to team up with their SH counterparts to figure out the mystery of their circumstances and the wave of monsters that were beginning to reek havoc in this strange new world.

GOD KING AU 

( In collaboration with @cy-the-angst-maker )

Takes place after the events of Linked Universe. To break the eternal curse of reincarnation and to destroy any chance of the Demon King’s return, what if Wild takes in the Ancient Darkness within his own soul and upon his passing, he ascends to become the new God King of Darkness, Noctis. (Comes in Prequel and multiple parts of the Main Story and Post Story). There is so much more in this story, I promise. 

 LABRAT AU 

This one was inspired by @jinmukangwrites‘s Labrat AU but it since exploded into becoming its own fully fledged world and story. 

In a modern day AU of Hyrule, a secret Rebellion is taking place under the normalcy of society after the sudden Disappearance of Princess Zelda, the Holder of Wisdom. A bond forms between the Child of Power and the Rebel of Courage as they navigated through the chaotic political landscape as secret government agents hunt them down. And uncover the conspiracy centuries ago that led to where they are now. (features, a Bapy, a Dad and Noodle Dragons) 

POKEMON AU 

Titles: Pokemon Power, Power Wisdom and their sequel, Pokemon Courage

This one is super simple. It’s the LU Boys but they are all Gym Leaders and one Champion of the Hyrule Region. With a Pokemon style storyline, worldbuilding and shenanigans. As if this were its own games. (I swear it’s far more in-depth than this). 

CUCCOS AU 

Simple. It’s the Boys but they’re all different breeds of Cuccos. And more!!

LORD OF THE RINGS AU 

This one is more of a crack idea in collab with River in the LU Discord some time ago where, it’s the LU Boys and friends / family but they’re all roleplaying as characters in the Lord of the Rings.....AND it’s a DnD campaign. :D 

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And these are just the TIP of the iceberg. I could go on and on and on about the worlds and stories I have created and told. But that needs to be its own post...and series. One of these days, I’ll be able to unpack all of them into writing and drawing. 

[sa-filonzana]

Trigun - Final Fantasy VII - Crossover

AU - Dimension Travel - Crack-ish

PART 2

Nel mentre tutto questo succede Zack è già da tempo diventato studente di Angel e  Cloud è arrivato a Midgar da qualche mese.

Il gruppo ha a malapena il tempo di riprendersi da essere curati dalla degradazione da Vash che un altro essere creatura non di Gaia

Alla Torre Shinra arriva Wolfwood, ma non da umano ma con l’aspetto di un grande lupo nero.

Wolfwood, in questa nuova forma - che gli ci è voluto un po’ ad accettare così come il fatto che era vivo dopo aver accettato che non si sarebbe rialzato da quel divano vivo e dover lasciare Vash dietro, - prende la forma di un lupo più grande del normale dalla folta pelliccia nera e con una lunga folta coda. Indossa occhiali da sole sul muso, una sigaretta tra le fauci e un rosario intorno al collo in cui è incastrata una materia al centro della croce. Il suo corpo non è fatto solo di carne e sangue e pelliccia ma anche di carbone e braci che non si consumano mai quando si incendiano. 

Il suo accendersi come un fiammifero è dovuto sia a forti emozioni che deliberatamente, tuttavia quando è dovuto alle emozioni, prima di essere costretti a chiamare i pompieri per spegnere i suoi bollenti spiriti, lui rilascia fumo, che aumenta in quantità e densità più sono forti le emozioni che prova. Quando lo fa deliberatamente può manipolare fiamme e fumo a volontà.

La materia incastrata nel suo Rosario gli permette di manifestare la sua fidata arma, The Punisher, e grazie alla forza del pensiero può controllarla telecineticamente e usarla per combattere come se avesse ancora le mani

L’ aspetto canino di Wolfwood ricorda quello di un cane infernale mitologico.

Quando Wolfwood arriva a Midgar, e compare all’ingresso della Torre, lui causa un gran trambusto, tanto da attirare i First SOLDIERs alla reception e mettendo tutti in una situazione di stallo.

Fortunatamente per tutti, Cloud Strife stava passando di lì, che fosse di ritorno di pattuglia o dirigendosi verso il suo prossimo shift all’interno della Torre non si sa, e meravigliato, e per la sorpresa di tutti, chiama il lupo con il suo nome chiedendogli cosa ci facesse qui.

Wolfwood lo guarda con uno sguardo che fa capire chiaramente cosa lui pensa della sua domanda idiota anche se i suoi occhi sono nascosti dietro le lenti scure dei suoi occhiali e prima che possa partire una discussione tra i due che sarebbe stata piuttosto unilaterale, arriva alla scena anche Vash.

Vash era sceso giù dai piani superiori dopo aver sentito la confusione e preoccupazione che aveva percepito grazie alle sue capacità da empatico, e quando vede il lupo e capisce che è Wolfwood che ha preso come lui una nuova forma su questo nuovo pianeta, non vede e capisce più niente, lui è solo pura felicità.

Non perde un secondo a lanciarglisi addosso e abbracciarlo con tutte le sue appendici, non solo zampe ma anche ali e radici.

Quando Wolfwood capisce che la cosa che lo ha assalito è Vash, non può non scoppiare a piangere dalla felicità e abbracciarlo al meglio che poteva nella sua nuova forma canina. E ovviamente leccargli tutto il viso e capo nel tentativo di calmarlo, come quando gli accarezzava i capelli in situazioni simili quando avevano entrambi aspetto umano. Vash non può fare a mano di fare le fusa dalla felicità.

Tutti i presenti a vedere le due uncanny creature comportarsi così affezionatamente l’uno con l’altro li lascia tutti basiti.

Le due uncanny creature, dopo aver finito di salutarsi, non perdono tempo a presentare a l’un l’altro i propri umani-amici che hanno fatto da quando sono su Gaia, e fanno tutto questo senza staccarsi l’uno dall’altro. In particolare Vash si assicura di avere sempre un ala o radice avvolta intorno a Wolfwood.

Non ci vuole molto perché venga deciso che le persone coinvolte hanno bisogno di ricollocarsi per venire a capo di ciò che stava succedendo. Finiscono tutti nell’appartamento di Sephiroth e mentre Vash e Wolfwood si accoccolano sul cuscino preferito del primo per raccontarsi via telepatia appena scoperta ciò che era successo nelle loro vite dopo l’ultima volta che si erano visti; i First SOLDIERs e Zack e Cloud discutono ciò che sanno dei loro soprannaturali amici e cosa fare da lì in poi. 

Era piuttosto evidente che le due uncanny creature si conoscevano ed erano restii a essere separati e così degli arrangiamenti per la situazione che si trovati furono fatti.

Quando i Soldiers scoprirono che Cloud puntava a diventare anche lui un Soldier, Genesis batté sul tempo Sephiroth e fece di Cloud il suo studente, allo stesso modo che Zack era lo studente di Angeal.

Uno dei motivi per cui Genesis l’ha fatto è stato sicuramente dovuta alla rivalità che aveva con Sephiroth, oltre ad avere sia uno studente che un uncanny creatura sotto la sua cura.

Da allora in poi divenne la norma vedere Vash e Wolfwood insieme, in particolare durante le prime settimane, per tutta la Torre, vagando da un piano all’altro, come se la stessero esplorando. Anche se più di una volta i due scomparivano dalle telecamere per ore per poi ricomparire da un altra parte della Torre da dove erano scomparsi senza che nessuno sapesse il come ci fossero riusciti o cosa avessero fatto in quel tempo.

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AQUAMARINE AU: THIS TIME I WATCHED IT

If this tastes familiar, I posted a bullshit version on my main ❤️ but here is the REAL DEAL Avatar the Last Airbender: Aquamairne AU

⁃ Azula and Zuko are spending their last summer on Ember Island

⁃ Azula is being begrudgingly clingy because it's their last summer together before Zuko starts working for their father's company and "leaves her just like their mother did >:("

⁃ Speaking of, in this verse their mother left on a ship during the last time they took a family vacation

⁃ A horrible storm happened and she was assumed lost at sea

⁃ Azula hates the ocean, Zuko hates thunder

⁃ Iroh runs a little beach shop with boba on Ember Island and he's living it up, we stan a king who minds his business and doesn't exploit the citizens he pillaged!

⁃ One night, a horrible storm happens while Azula is forcing Zuko to watch Jaws

⁃ She rags on him for being anxious and calls him a hypocrite

⁃ Even though she wishes for him to stay...

⁃ But the next day Azula falls into the pool and is CONVINCED she saw a fucking person

⁃ Then Jet the hot, piece of shit lifeguard (who broke her brothers heart 2 years ago but he is still morbidly fixated on) saves her ❤️

⁃ That night they return and there wasn't a person...there were two!!! and they're Mermaids

⁃ And they're fighting really loudly for two mythical creatures in the middle of a beach town

⁃ It's Sokka and Katara!

⁃ Sokka is in Love with Yue. He knows this because he is constantly people watching and has figured it out

⁃ and Katara has heard every last detail of it over the course of Her Entire Life

⁃ And honestly? She would like that for herself, please. No arranged marriage just because she's a "Princess" and love "isn't real."

⁃ She hates that shit!!!! She wants JUSTICE for aquatic women!

⁃ So she decided to go on land and prove it's real herself an impulsive Three Days before Yue's wedding

⁃ Sokka came with her because he is Annoying! And also fascinated with Humans. And also really wants her and Yue to be happy :)

⁃ which will not happen if his little sister fucks up because she hasn't put any research in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

⁃ So long story short, a storm swept them into this pool and they're arguing because Katara claims she's in love with "the seaweed mouth boy" and Sokka is like "katara love is more complicated than that" and she's like "but I can FEEL IT"

⁃ They stop dead in their fucking tracks when they realize Azula and Zuko have watched them the whole time

⁃ "Hello....Zuko here" Extends Gummy Worm

⁃ Azula is convinced they're crazy people and tosses it out of his hand which is fine and well because Katara Waterbends It The Fuck Back From Across the Pool

⁃ Which is enough proof for her they these are Real Mermaids From The Ocean SWIMMING in their uncle's POOL

⁃ But then the weird janitor boy who never talks and has Definitely killed a man (Longshot) comes out and they decide to book it

⁃ Next day they come back and uncle Drained the Fucking Pool which gives Zuko a minor heart attack and cracks Azula the fuck up despite her also being kind of worried.

⁃ But they hear muffled arguing from their uncle's boba shop and find Sokka and Katara wrapped in towels, totally fine, and Walking On Two Legs

⁃ Azula takes this as confirmation that they are, in fact, Fucking Imposters, until Katara waterbends gutter water onto her and she believes it again

⁃ She forces zuko to sacrifice his shirt and pants for them because he's wearing a wet suit even though he HATES walking around in just a wet suit like an asshole

⁃ He does so anyways and hates every minute

⁃ Despite all three of them protesting, Katara walks Right The Fuck UP to Jet and asks if he loves her

⁃ He does the whole "Ha. lol no. ur hot though ;) see you later ;)"

⁃ She is slightly demoralized but Soldiers On because her new friend Azula INSISTS she can make him fall in love with her

⁃ Azula has read every teen magazine so many times that she "has perfected a formula to make any man on earth fall in love in a matter of hours" she simply Chooses not to use it

⁃ Zuko and Sokka comment from the peanut gallery about how nonsensical that is

⁃ Until Azula implements operation damsel

⁃ AKA, we ride our bikes in front of Jet's house until he notices, then she throws Katara off of her handle bars to bait him into saving her

⁃ This Works but she did not tell anyone doing that on purpose was part of the plan

⁃ Cue Date!!!!

⁃ It's good but Zuko is sus and so is Sokka

⁃ Azula very pointedly (read: homophobicly) says Katara is Different and their relationship failed because he Lacks the Feminine Wiles girls like her and katara are Naturally Imbued with

⁃ That pisses him off but luckily Sokka reminds them the Fucking Sun Is Going Down and they'll turn into FISH AGAIN if they don't hurry

⁃ They bring them to the water tower and see them in Ambient Sunset Lighting as Mermaids for the First Time

⁃ Zuko & Azula: sure hope this doesn't awaken anything in me

⁃ (It does)

⁃ Jet, king that he is, eventually gets suspicious and starts pressuring Katara, assumes that there's something up because of "those two boys she's always running off with" and katara rightfully gets Pissed the Fuck Off at him, and runs away tearbending

⁃ Zuko goes after her and tries to comfort her

⁃ Cue the "why am I leaking? why does love hurt? why would someone love if it hurts this much" "because love is the closest thing humans have to magic :")" scene

⁃ Azula and Sokka are like "emotions are kinda weird, right?" "so right" on the bike ride to water tower, sweet water tower

⁃ Unfortunately Jet Follows Them and is Even More Suspicious

⁃ The next day Azula and Katara are nursing their respectively broken hearts over this with Jennifer's Body and Ice Cream

⁃ But Jet keeps hounding Zuko (and by extension Sokka, who wants to learn about more human stuff) at the boba stand

⁃ Where he figures out clearly these two gentlemen are Gay and hang out with her as a means for Zuko to prove he's Rebounded

⁃ Which isn't ideal but, he is interested in Katara again and they both want her to succeed so they take him there, hijinks ensue, Katara is invited to the Last Splash

⁃ (And Zuko does kind of want to prove he's over it so Sokka offers to take him and they all go to the mall together and get makeovers)

⁃ (Golden Opportunity for a crocverse crossover because you look me in the face and tell me mermaids wouldn't wear CROCS!)

⁃ Success! Everyone said, not knowing Jet would follow her home after the date, and climb the water tower, and see her and Sokka are mermaids, and break the ladder, and figure he can expose them on the news for being mermaids, because that makes so much sense

⁃ Luckily Longshot and Iroh recognized the betrothal necklace and whale tooth necklace in the bottom of the pool as Mermaid Fodder, something they often discuss at their monthly pai sho game, and went to save them before Jet had the chance to fuck shit up

⁃ Unfortunately!!!!!!!!!!! This means Katara and Sokka don't know about this by the next day and Zuko and Azula have to go save them from getting exposed NOW!!!!

⁃ Katara asks him if he loves her Now, and he says "heh. I'm allergic to shellfish" then pushes her in the water

⁃ Sokka dives in after her

⁃ Zuko punches Jet square in the Face then dives in

⁃ Then Azula, in a moment of love fueled bravery, jumps in as well

⁃ The sky is thundering, a whirlpool is pulling them out to sea and There it Comes

⁃ "You can have our wish, wish you can stay here" "What? Why would you do that" "We love you, Katara!" "I didn't know you leak when you're happy too!"

⁃ The Storm Hath Ended

⁃ Jet gets fucking fired

⁃ but Katara and Azula swim together and are best fucking friends while Zuko and Sokka have the worst most awkward love confession in the history of the world

⁃ They kiss and Sokka's finger scales turn blush pink for the next week

⁃ The end!!!! Love wins, people!!! And ozai got eaten by a shark off screen, roll credits! La la land!