Ericka / Jack (Blapis, Cart, Hattie, or Toad are also fine) | 30s | Bi, Trans, Nonbinary/Genderqueer (maybe polyam but not currently looking for anyone else); They/He/She. Yes, you may call me Queer. | Autistic | White | Happily taken by Animatedc9000! | Ceasefire Now | Marginalized (POC, Disabled, Neurodivergent, Queer/Trans, Jewish, Muslim, and many others) Lives Always Matter and their rights are human rights. Intersectionality and solidarity can only make us stronger. | Basic DNI stuff (no bigots, no pedos, etc.) | Don't hesitate to ask me to tag triggers or that I reblogged from someone harmful | I have a real about-pinned post now, holy shit
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Todays beanie of the day is
Chopstix the Monkey
Bday- 1/22/03
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🔥 magical spider
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You know what? Fuck you.
*unshrinkies your dinks*
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1976 Cadillac Fleetwood Hearse
An absolute showstopper, this award winning hearse is a must-have for any hearse collector. Asking price $14000.
Heavily modified with a custom dual exhaust and extra-loud emergency horns, this funeral car is less than subtle.
Sure to catch your eye no matter what angle you look at it from, the hot rod flames and bright green paint are guaranteed to give even the wildest of hearses a run for their money.
The casket is listed as included with the sale of the hearse, and is propped up pneumatically using compressed air tanks hidden in the floor. The seller details that the casket will not be sold separately from the vehicle.
Note the custom decals in an appropriate font for a funeral car of this cosmetic tradition.
Find it here.
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The last character you drew/wrote about is now stuck in the last game you played. How screwed are they?
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Everybody always brings up the yodelling when discussing what a strange movie Home on the Range is, but I think we need to talk more about the film's intense preoccupation with Alameda Slim's ass.
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Fuck figuring out your blorbos' Boarlumps houses, I wanna know what character/s you think they'd main in TF2
#''It's called Hogw-'' I know. I don't give a fuck#I have Team Fortress 2 on the brain rn sorry y'all#shut up Blapis
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SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE WAY THAT YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL TONIGHT
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ooooh, so we're not even a LITTLE bit gonna pretend it wasn't all a political stunt
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shout out to people with spatial awareness issues. wishing you a "didn't bump into any table corners or walls" day today!
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mercy seems like a long shot here, so my prayer for inauguration day 2025: may they be incompetent. may they just be really bad at implementation. may their egos choke their effectiveness. may they drown themselves week by week with infighting and selfish posturing. may they be easily distracted. may the very governors and senators and agencies and religious leaders that the new administration expects to be friendly force endless stalemates to preserve their own power. may every delay turn into a three ring blame circus so chaotic that no one remembers what they were doing. may the good and necessary parts of government be too boring to draw attention and keep running quietly in the background. may the next four years be full of sound and fury and signify nothing.
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