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Riddle Rosehearts was an upstanding young man, citizen, student, and person. He’d never broken a rule and had the eight hundred and ten rules the Queen of Hearts’ had enforced memorised.

Books, tarts, and studies were some of his favourite things. And yet, slowly but surely, you were starting to add to that list.

The first person to notice was Trey Clover, who couldn’t help the slight smirk on his lips when Riddle couldn’t even lecture you for breaking rule number three hundred and forty-seven, not that Trey could remember which rule that was. Trey noticed how Riddle’s cheeks were dusted in a slight pink as he began his lecture, but slowly turned into a flustered mess as you simply waited for his lecture. Maybe it was a coincidence, but that didn’t mean Trey wasn’t going to figure out what it truly was.

The next person to realise something was off, was Cater Diamond. It was a very simple and small thing, but it didn’t easily fly past Cater. You had brought a chestnut tart to an unbirthday party, and had forgotten about the rule due to the tiring expectations of Dire Crowley. Cater waited for Riddle to explode, or at least lecture you. Cater waited, and waited, and waited, and yet not a single word came from Riddle. Although, Cater wished he’d gotten a picture of Riddle’s flushed cheeks.

Almost everyone in Night Raven College knew of Riddle’s “tiny” crush on you, including Grim. It didn’t take long for Grim to slip up and murmur something in his sleep about “silence in turn for tuna” and you couldn’t help but be curious.

Bright and early the next morning, you found yourself knocking on Riddle’s bedroom door within Heartslabyul. He opened the door, his attention mostly on the tie of his school uniform. He soon glanced up at you and his cheeks began to flush slightly.

“Ah, Prefect. What— What are you doing here this early?”

He asked, clearing his throat once, and then twice. You explained your reasoning for arriving at his door so early, and didn’t miss his cheeks reddening more with each word you spoke.

Silence stood between you two for a long moment, before he cleared his throat and let out a small sigh.

“I’ve found myself rather… pulled toward you, prefect.”

You didn’t respond, so he took that as a sign to clarify.

“Would you… do me the honour of… going on a date with me?”

His face was redder than you’d ever seen before, even when he was angry. And of course, why would you ever say no?

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It’s rare to find the notorious Ryōmen Sukuna distressed or upset, and many almost consider it a myth. Ryōmen Sukuna was only a baby when his parents abandoned him, simply for being viewed upon as a monster; and such, he built walls taller than himself. Of course, those walls weren’t impenetrable.

After all, he had Uraume, Yuuji, and… you. Even with all of his derogatory remarks and nicknames, it was almost impossible to miss the way his chest rumbled when you hugged him, or the way you could feel the vibrating of his vocal chords, akin to a cat, when you gave him any sort of affection.

Even after a millennia on this earth, there were still cracks in those ever-so-tall walls he placed around his heart. Only three. His nephew, his ever-loyal servant, and once again, you.

And yet, it still managed to surprise you when you walked into his chambers to find him alone. Not just alone, but silent and slightly hunched over. Here, he didn’t have to put up the facade of a king, or a monster. Here, he didn’t have to pretend.

It surprised you when you found yourself walking closer, and to which he didn’t even notice. Or, maybe he did, maybe he simply didn’t bother.

No matter the size of your hands, his were always larger than yours. He was always much taller, much larger than you.

A soft grunt escaped him as he managed to come back to reality once you placed your hand upon his broad shoulder. The silence had never been so calming to him before, so… sweet. He could taste the warmth from you in the air, almost like a delicious cup of tea when you’re sick.

He didn’t speak, nor did you, not for a long while. And just moments before he spoke, he pulled you into his lap, holding your waist tighter than normal.

“I… love you. Despite how infuriating you can be.”

His voice was low, almost silent as he held you even tighter.

Moments like this were rare, but that only made it even more special when they did happen.

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affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.

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ALRIGHT PEOPLE. IM STILL ALIVE AND I WANT SOME REQUESTS.

DELTARUNE, TWISTED WONDERLAND, AND UHH BATMAN

(like the entire Batman series comics, like villains and the BatFam and such)

ARE ALL OPEN

IF YOU LOVE ME PLS

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Yoo-hoo!!

psst-- over here!!

I've got a ko-fi now!! Incase you'd like to support me without getting a commission!!

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Poly!Satosugu with a partner who’s a Maid of Honour/Best Man in a wedding

I’ll be a bridesmaid in my aunts wedding, and I’m very excited for it. I’m also like a half-Maid of Honour because I’m helping with the planning and such lol, so I’m making this :3

Satoru is SO excited. He can and he WILL threaten people to watch you in the wedding. He has no qualms spending hundreds of thousands of yen to made you look absolutely beautiful.

You can be a guy who wants to wear a dress, or a girl who wants to wear a tux, or all of the above. Satoru will NOT care.

Satoru Gojo can and WILL make whatever dreams you have come true, he doesn’t give a shit if it’s not your wedding, he’ll make sure you stand out in the BEST way possible.

Suguru on the other hand, spends 99% of his time up until whatever wedding you’re apart of holding Satoru back.

“If the couple doesn’t want to invite us, they’re not going to invite us. You are not threatening anybody.”

“But-“ 🥺

“No ‘but’s, Satoru”

“☹️”

Suguru does happen to love watching you try out dresses or tuxes, he won’t say anything unless you don’t feel confident. But in his head, he thinks you’re the most majestic thing to ever live.

The both of them may just sneak out of the reception an hour early just to take you somewhere quiet and silent to take their turns dancing with you beneath the moonlight.

They’re both a bit unique, sure, but they’re lovely to be with.

You may or may not see them holding hands out of the corner of your eye as you walk down the aisle and give an encouraging grin to the groom.

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I’m sick but still getting this out chat 🫡

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part one / part two / part three / part four (you’re here!!!) / part five / ???

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Teaching Sukuna how to cook wasn’t as simple as you expected it to be.

At first, he constantly told you about how he was the king of curses, and didn’t need to cook for himself. And then, he used Uraume, saying that they could cook for him.

Of course, being the self-centred jackass he is, you knew this would come up; but you never really thought about him.. yknow, touching the stove.

You started off simple, with Kraft Mac n Cheese.

He’ll get it pretty easily, right?

Oh, just how wrong you were.

First, you handed him the pot and told him to fill it with water. And of course, he made a fuss about how he wasn’t to be pushed around at his position.

Either way, he did it, obviously.

There wasn’t a problem there, nor was there a problem them you showed him how to turn the burner on.

“This contraption is odd.” He said bluntly, as if he wasn’t over a thousand years old.

You gave a laugh, of course, before making small talk as you waited for the water to boil.

Once the water started to boil, you helped him pour the noodles in after taking the cheese packet out.

Although, his curiosity got the better of him and he simply put one of his fingers into the water. You immediately began to fret, after all, he’s just put his hand into boiling water.

“Why are you panicking? It’s simply warm water.” The King of Curses scoffed at your panicking.

Makes sense why his baths are hotter than the surface of the sun now…

Needless to say, he’s not one for cooking.

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posting this early for mr anon in my ask box

imagining cuddling and napping with Poly!SatoSugu

These two men are both clearly very strong, stronger than your average Jujutsu Sorcerer, but they’re also both so incredibly… stupid.

They’re very attached to each other and you, which is why, when cuddling them, you’re simply suffocating between them.

When it’s a particularly stressful day, or night, for any of you, you’re always squished between the two of them. And I mean squished.

They’re both fond of cuddling if everyone is able to be held, so you’re in the middle while the two men squeeze against you in order to hold one another as well.

If you happen to fall asleep, they loosen their grip. After all, they don’t want to hurt you by squeezing you too hard while you’re asleep.

Now, if they both fall asleep, you may hear them talk in their sleep, Satoru more than Suguru. You’ll hear Satoru say so many things, talking about mochi, different types of cake, etc.

You’ve also heard Satoru mutter something along the lines of ‘domain expansion’ before continuing to snore. You and Suguru are so incredibly lucky he hasn’t accidentally set off Infinite Void in his sleep, both in the middle of the night and while napping.

Suguru’s sleep-talk is much cuter. He says different nicknames that he has for you and Satoru, and you haven’t heard much else.

But either way, you’re pretty positive that they both dream about your little throuple constantly.

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Jjk ask:

Free pass

Please post a draft you’re fond of!!!

GIVE ME LIKE TWO SECONDS

IM ON IT

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bro I have like 50 jjk drafts but no jjk asks. this is all me coming up with ideas like there’s no tomorrow.

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in love with this rn istfg

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part one / part two / part three (you’re here!!) / part four / part five / ???

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besides teaching Ryōmen Sukuna how to drive, and how to play video games, you’re also stuck teaching him how to use a TV.

at first, he really couldn’t care less, but questions did pop up here and there.

“…what is this.. large moving picture frame?” he asks, clearly showing his age through the simple question.

when you answer, he rolls his eyes and simply walks away.

as days pass, you find him standing in front of the TV more and more, all four arms crossed over his torso.

“I must admit, this is.. entertaining. How is it used?” He asks, looking at the TV with a stern face.

You hand him the remote, and he takes it, albeit confusedly.

“And what do you expect me to do with this.. tiny rectangle?” You had to choke back your laughter as he responds.

You have to continuously explain how the remote works, and it takes a half hour before he finally gets it.

He scrolls through the channels, stopping on one with a cartoon.

His brows furrow as he watches the new show, somehow entertained by it.

“What is this.. show called?” He asks, his eyes firm on the television.

You hold back laughter as he seemingly entertains himself with a kids show.

“It’s- it’s called Bluey, ‘Kuna” You respond, a hand over your mouth as you try to hold back laughter.

“…Bluey? What an idiotic name..” He says, although still firmly watching the talking cartoon dog.

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sooo recently you made the poll about sukuna getting used the technology and I have this one idea where he’s learning how to use a phone and it’s so bad like he literally acts like an old person getting a new phone yk? taking off shot up close pictures, sending hour long voice memos because he doesn’t know how to turn it off, arguing with siri because he thought he calling someone :p

on the list 🫡🫡🫡

(legit such a good idea)

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GRRR THE CREATIVE JUICES ARE FLOWING 😈😈😈

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kento nanami behaviour

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TWO DRABBLES IN ONE DAY???

ITS UNHEARD OF!!!!!!

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screw you this is becoming a series :)

p.s. i don’t know if Yuji can drive canonically since I’m not caught up with the manga 100% but in my heart he absolutely has no idea how and is literally incapable of learning how

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Ryōmen Sukuna learning how modern technology works

part one / part two (you’re here!) / part three / part four / part five / ???

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teaching the Ryōmen Sukuna how to drive, was not something you saw coming when he got his true form back.

of course, he was tied to his nephew, Yuji Itadori, due to his untrustworthiness as being the “King of Curses”.

this task of teaching the said King of Curses how to drive, was bestowed upon you, and you alone, once he became attached to you.

after all, it’s not like Yuji could teach his uncle to drive, he can’t even drive himself!

Ryōmen clearly thinks that this is a “waste of his time”, and “why should he learn to drive if he can walk”, or whatever else he said, you weren’t entirely paying too much attention.

the first lesson does not go smoothly at all whatsoever.

it takes months for him to get the grasp of it, but as soon as he learns and he’s actually capable of going out on the road; he refuses to.

“it’s a waste of my time.” he says, getting out of the car.

you’ve tried to tell him that it’s actually faster than walking, but he refuses to listen.

that’s the King of Curses for you.