#the 212th

[saggitary]

Clones and Chaperoning

Ahsoka often stays at the barracks late into the night when they are on shore leave playing cards or just having fun with her men and has to catch a taxi back to the Temple. One day she makes an offhand comment about how some of the drivers can give off really bad vibes or are just kind of creepy but that’s the only way she can get home before curfew.

The 501st immediately has a brain reset because they are suddenly reminded that their commander is a 15 year old girl, even if she’s a highly capable warrior, and they internally panic.

Rex, Jesse, and Echo are quick to start stepping up to volunteer to chaperone her back to the temple, Ahsoka is a little confused at their sudden insistence but she doesn’t mind the company. It quickly becomes a coveted job in the 501st to chaperone their commander back to the Temple, the rivalry gets bad enough that they have to implement a rotating queue of who gets the job.

Everything is going quite smoothly until one night Rex goes out to see Commander Cody climbing into the speeder with Ahsoka and gets flipped off by his older brother.

The 501st declares war in the 212th shortly after.

[comebackali]

every time i watch the 212th's half assed order 66 attempt i think of that time that in tcw where cody and the rest of the 212th watch obi wan get drop kicked into a steel wall at 90 miles an hour and barely even glance his way cuz he pops right back up and they're like, "nah he's probably fine." and it just makes their, "sir, no one could have survived that fall" SO MUCH FUNNIER because they have SEEN that man survive much worse and they're just like, "well we did our best." like sirs,

[kingeika]

Happy Cody day!

[its-not-a-pen]

~tell my wifi love her~

the password is Kote212

someone called Cody a wireless router once and since that day my life has not known peace. clones have started to manifest in my house. 

[weirdnotal]

212th motto is "fuck it, we ball" so I made some posters <3

Cody's motto is "parkour is my middle name"

[clonememesfrikyeah]

Rex: *on his deathbed*

Cody, knowing exactly what kind of person Rex is: “So that’s it? Your just gonna lay down and die? And not even in a cool way? That’s pretty weak of you vod.”

Rex, immediately regaining conscious and sitting bolt upright: “whO YOU CALLING WEAK-“

[thememerman]

it’s called hump day for a reason Cody

[providencediscord]

If a Vode sees you being chased they will immediately drop what their doing and join the hunt change my mind

I saw a post earlier and I can't help but reference it. The Vode have all been trained since decanting to help their brothers and in essence, form one cohesive Pack to get things done quicker. They all know being assigned Politicians Duty is shit, so they both envy and pity the Corruscant Guard.

So imagine if you will. One day when you steal something on an upper level they get a holo pic of your face and you get an Arrest Warrant out out on you. It was all good fun teasing and running from the two Clones in Corrie red and white. It was exhilarating running from the law when it was just two. But then one in cleaner armor tripped and yelped. You were in a street market. There was only two last you looked, now there are three plainclothes clones chasing you as well. Smiling with their Teeth.

They are Howling and karking screaming and What the Kriff?! did that one just jump down from two levels up‽ What the kark-

You, panting, are dogpiled by more than a dozen snarling Vode, and you shit yourself from the adrenaline and fear your heart beating so fast it might explode. They wear four or more different armor colors or only their blacks.

I'm telling you idiots here in the drunk tank now. NEVER let them catch your scent if you are wanted. *Shudders in fear* the clones all Hunt in Packs. Hunting is in their blood.

The video is sent to all GAR comms only an hour after the hunt, and former shiny Hunter has earned his name.

[cyareclones]

lanyardless clone trooper fans im doing this for YOU

(holy fucking tags)

[m00ntunaart]

My clone trooper OC’s from the 212th Attack Battalion: Karter, Spitfire, Shepherd, Zeal, and Switch.

Instead of giving you actual information on their personalities, you get memes of them. Memes no one but me wanted or will understand. You’re welcome.

[frost7077]

Finally finished the digital version of this new clone wars+bad batch design

I think it turned out pretty well, I still like my very first one of these kind of designs the most but I ’m quite satisfied with this one as well.

Obviously just after i finished it I realized Kix is missing but I don’t really have the energy to try and fit his medic symbol in there somehow so it’ll stay like this for now.

[deathxxfandom]

[deserthusbands]

obi-wan: you’re insufferably stubborn.

cody: you’re the one refusing to take cover.

obi-wan: i don’t need to—

cody: fine. next time, i’ll just stand in front of you.

obi-wan: ...you’re impossible.

[kingeika]

you know what? let me FINALLY post something on tumblr! what’s up guys? take some silly little clone troopers!

goofy young rex and cody my beloveds <3

[weirdnotal]

Obi-Wan: please do not shoot at Grievous without a jedi you will surely die

The 212th:

[clonememesfrikyeah]

Scenario

Due to an employee error the ration bar factory accidentally laced all their product with space weed, what do you think happens to the GAR?