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anakin: cody, why are you bringing obi-wan caf?

cody: he asked for it. :)

anakin: he has legs. why didn’t he get it himself?

obi-wan: because cody’s caf always tastes better.

anakin: you’re both insane. i’ll get my own caf.

cody: ...i wasn't going to offer, sir.

obi-wan, smiling into his mug: you do have legs..

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obi-wan: you look tired.

cody: i’ve been looking after you.

obi-wan: you didn’t have to stay up.

cody: then who would’ve made sure you didn’t keel over in your sleep?

obi-wan: ...you’re insufferably sweet, did you know that?

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cody, blinking: what’s with all the tea?

obi-wan: tea solves everything.

cody: everything?

obi-wan: well, maybe not blaster wounds.. or anything physical, but it’s close, dear. (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)

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obi-wan: cody, do you think this cloak makes me look old?

cody: it’s the same cloak you’ve worn for years.

obi-wan: that doesn’t answer the question.

cody: if you’re fishing for compliments, just say so.

obi-wan: ... :(

cody: i have a list.

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obi-wan: do you remember who you were before?

cody: i try not to.

obi-wan: why not?

cody: because it makes what i’ve done harder to live with.

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obi-wan: what do you mean you don’t like it?

cody: ...it tastes like flowers.

obi-wan: that ( is ) the point, dear.

cody: i didn't think tea was supposed to taste like perfume, sir.

obi-wan: i’ll convert you yet...

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obi-wan: you let me oversleep?

cody: i didn’t want to wake you. you needed that.

obi-wan: cody, i had meetings scheduled!

cody: and i took notes.

obi-wan, sighing: …you’re too good to me.

cody: someone has to be.

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obi-wan: i brought you some tea. :)

cody: what’s this for?

obi-wan: to help you relax

cody: i don’t need help relaxing.

obi-wan: so you’re giving it back? :(

cody, sipping slowly:

cody: ... i didn’t say that.

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cody: the general is so..

waxer: handsome?

wooley: cute?

boil: charming?

obi-wan: intelligent?

cody: i don't know, maybe if you all let me finish—

cody: ...

waxer: general! :D

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cody: would you like to out with me?

obi-wan, eyes widening: i'm sorry, dear. i wasn't supposed to say that aloud.

cody: ..what?

obi-wan: wait. oh— you asked that.. didn't you?

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cody, turning on the kitchen light: ...

obi-wan, sitting at the table, eating bread:

cody: it's four in the morning.

obi-wan: turn the lights back off.

cody: it's cold, and you left me to eat bread.

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cody: what are you doing?

obi-wan, squeezing into cody's arms: i'm hiding.

cody: ...do you mean... cuddling?

obi-wan: did i stutter? this is my safe place. now put your arms around me.

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obi-wan: cody, dear. come here. it's cold.

cody: are you sure there’s room under there?

obi-wan: only one way to find out~

cody: this blanket is not big enough for—

obi-wan: i’ll keep you warm. now stop complaining and get over here.

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cody: need some help?

obi-wan: i’m perfectly capable of opening a jar.

cody waits, watching obi-wan struggle: :)

obi-wan, finally handing it over, exasperated: fine. but i will have you know that ( i ) loosened it.

cody: of course you did, mesh'la.

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fox: how do you deal with your enemies?

cody: negotiation.

fox:

cody, nodding:

fox: i think you should spend less time with kenobi.

cody: no.

fox: no? you don't need a jetii. i don't have one.

cody: we're in love.

fox: . . .

obi-wan, walking in: oh, hello fox. :)

fox: stop it.

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cody: is that a new shampoo?

obi-wan: i don’t see why it matters.

cody: it does when you keep standing so close.

obi-wan: ...

obi-wan: are you— smelling my hair?

cody:

obi-wan: at least tell me it isn't bad, i can't be bothering you even if your helmet is on,

cody: i didn't complain.

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cody: how many tubies kids do you have?

obi-wan: biologically, legally, or emotionally?

cody:

obiwan: there is a difference.

cody: what do you mean, biologically—