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cody: do you even have a plan?

obi-wan: of course i do!

cody: does it involve getting us out of here alive?

obi-wan: technically, yes.

cody: technically?

obi-wan: we’ll live. probably.

cody:

obi-wan: unless you have any suggestions, dear?

cody: i do now—

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cody: i’m not walking through that door.

obi-wan: because of the mistletoe?

cody: because waxer is watching from the corner.

waxer, whispering loudly: don’t mind me, sir!

cody: i mind you very much.

obi-wan, chuckling into his hand: oh dear..

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obi-wan: cody, i think you’ve patched up my shoulder three times now.

cody: because you keep reopening the wound.

obi-wan: i think you’re just looking for excuses to fuss over me.

cody: if i wanted to fuss, i’d comment on your hair.

obi-wan: ... what’s wrong with my hair? :<

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obi-wan: do you remember when you said you’d listen to me next time?

cody: no.

obi-wan: it was two hours ago, dear.

cody: i’ve moved on.

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obi-wan: cody, did you move my datapad?

cody: sir, why would i touch your datapad?

obi-wan: because it’s not where i left it.

cody, holding obi-wan’s tea mug: here. drink this. :)

obi-wan: ...you’re avoiding the question.

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obi-wan: i think we’re being followed, dear.

cody, without looking: they're terrible at it.

obi-wan: should we let them think they’re subtle?

cody: no. turn left. we’ll lose them in two minutes.

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obi-wan: you’re staring.

cody: you’re drooling.

obi-wan, wiping his chin sleepily: cody— you could’ve mentioned that first—

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obi-wan: why do you always hog the blanket?

cody: why do you always steal it back?

obi-wan: you sleep like a starfish.

cody: and you snore.

obi-wan: ...i don’t snore.

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obi-wan: i’m not tired, cody.

cody: you’re yawning every five seconds.

obi-wan: it’s just a habit.

cody: uh-huh, and i suppose that’s why you’re cuddling the couch pillow?

obi-wan, murmuring: it wouldn't be the couch pillow if you'd have come sit down with me...

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obi-wan: when i said i needed support—

cody: i sent you a squad?

obi-wan: i meant emotional support!

cody:

cody: ...oh.

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obi-wan: you didn’t have to mend my cloak.

cody: it was bothering me.

obi-wan: but it wasn’t bothering me, dear.

cody: ...i fixed it anyway.

quinlan, pulling obi-wan aside while wiggling his eyebrows: this is what love looks like, obes. let it happen~

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obi-wan: cody, dear, why are you still awake?

cody, squinting: why are you?

obi-wan: ...i was reading.

cody: so was i. :)

obi-wan: ...you’re holding a blaster manual.

cody:

cody: it counts.

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obi-wan: i wouldn't touch anything, cody.

cody, nodding: yes sir.

obi-wan: you don't have to call me sir.

cody: ...

obi-wan: or general. not at the moment.

cody: yes ma’am.

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obi-wan, rather pleased with himself: oh, cody! what do you call a fish with no eye?

cody, not looking up: myxine circifrons.

obi-wan:

obi-wan: ... fsh. :(

cody:

cody: i like yours better.

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cody: are you alright? i don't think you slept at all last night.

obi-wan: i got a solid eight minutes.

cody: ...

obi-wan: well, not consecutively but still, i'm fine

obi-wan: you're not even that blurry right now.

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obi-wan: if i ever go missing, what would you do?

cody: track you down.

obi-wan: and if you couldn’t find me?

cody: then i’d search harder.

obi-wan: that’s very sweet.

cody: it’s practical. you’re terrible at hiding.

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cody, looking at his chewed armor: this is becoming a recurrence, sir..

obi-wan: she just loves you, cody.

cody, staring up at boga: love hurts, apparently.

obi-wan: she means well.

cody: i know. just wish she’d find another way to show it. :/