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d00dles0da · 12 days ago

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More danganronpa furry au drawings because im cringe

#danganronpa #danganronpa trigger happy havoc #genocider syo #genocide jack #junko enoshima #mondo owada #kiyotaka ishimaru #furry #furry art #my art #had to use a simpsons screenshot for kiyotakas pose #thats why it looks weird help #i love jacks portraits sm #furry au

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meamiiikiii · 2 months ago

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mira !!! :]

#isat #in stars and time #isat mirabelle #isat spoilers #<- due to act 3 optional content !#the img might be being chewed due to weird canvas size oops ah well #one of these miras is not like the other #one of these miras doesnt belong ASFASFSDAFA #a majority of these are based on things mentioned / that happen in the house cuz i thought itd be fun to draw :D #so like the wilting plant is from gardening room dialogue #the poster with ppl holding hands and sparkly eyes is (i think??) from some SAPSAPSAAP dialogue in one of the first rooms #i tried looking around ISAT to see if it's also in there too but couldnt find it so uh correct me if im wrong if thats NOT an exclusive LOL #side note the 2 in the poster are some old nuz ocs isatified ASDFASFA #funnily enough tho they are from 2 different games if they actually ever met they would hate each others guts i think. hmm...#however both are also the most qualified to help with promotional stuff so theres that ASDFAFA #mira looking at her bonding proposals is sorta on the tin but #the fact that she has like right next to her while she sleeps in her dresser makes me :(#cuz to me it potrays how much theyve been weighing over her cuz of how close shes been keeping them with her vs putting them on a bookshelf #or something idk if that makes sense i dont have proper words atm #but uhhh moving on chalkboard is from one of the optional events #which i think is! important!!! i dont think ive seen many ppl talk about it but!! yeah!#however i too do not have words on it atm but!!! yeah!!!! moving on for now!#the 'mira' that is really just the change god is ofc from the change god event :]#aaand ofc the iconic finish from mira towards the king #and then some misc miras with swords for funsies tbh ASFAFA #but yeah! i like mira a lot actually but as with many things i do not currently have many words to properly articulate *why*#all i know in my heart of hearts is that she is near and dear and special to me personally #one day. one day i will be able to gather my thoughts in a cohesive manner but that day. is not today!#anyway tag talk over :]

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bedforddanes75 · 2 months ago

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do you have any fanfiction recs??

I DO!!!!!! im honoured that someone's thought of Me to ask for recs omg... anyway theyll be under the cut because making long posts without a cut makes me feel mean

okay im assuming u mean gatty cos. its Me so sorry if u didnt 😞 smut is marked with * btw!!! (also before i start i'm sorry to everyone i tag i Hate tagging it's really scary.) SO. in no specific order. let's go

love me to death* by...somebody who i do not know the tumblr of (sorry) is amazing. i'd also recommend everything else by this person, too, because all of it is beautiful.

all the king's horses by the wonderful @allylikethecat is one of my all time faves, it just makes me want to scream and cry and yell and jump up and down. in a very, very good way!! (also, it has horses, so.)

the big light by @betweenthings2 is for real godsent, and i would die to be able to write like this!!!!! (but if u do then tw for speak of s/a!! keep urself safe!) it's beautiful and sad and sad and sad and wonderful. again, i'd recommend everything else by them, too!!! (also loads of crisps because it got updated like three seconds ago, and i Love It)

in the search for it, inside of you* by @arainesque is so beautifully sad, and the best thing ever. it's so soft and wonderful and lovely and aaaaaahhh!!! the way she wrote their dynamic makes my heart ACHE. obsessed always :(((((<3

how little i really know (about the things that matter)* OH MY GOD. farm boy george. literally almost entirely what inspired deus like it's AMAZING. beautiful and i love it so much

roadkill, again, by @betweenthings2 because she's genuinely amazing and deserves nine hundred thousand billion kudos on every single fic <3 (tw for restrictive (i think) EDs btw!!) i think if i read this while not in a good mood i would explode and die. it's amazing

into my spiral patterns you (my love) by @lookedlikethebins which is in progress rn is HWHSKJSJSJ. beautiful. obsessed with how they've written george in this one <3

okay im Very sorry to everyone who i tagged here i genuinely hate tagging people so much it makes me SICK but i kinda felt bad speaking about fics and Not tagging people. LORD. someone give me a tumblr etiquette class

#TELL ME IF THESE LINKS DONT WORK OR SO HELP ME GOD...#sorry for taking years i was watching the dragon prince and im SO INVESTED??#and to dust thou shalt return or whatever #okay no im sorry theres only like five i was getting stressed and i didnt know whether i should do not many or loads or what so i settled #on not many so im not irritating people with tags omg im stressed to fuck dude #why is everyone saying bed chem is good . stop lying .#im sorry like how can u say bed chem is good when taste is RIGHT THERE.#i genuinely think i have the most ridiculous hate in my heart #i dont like bed chem But the lyrics are making me giggle #i like this new era of unapologetic horniness in women musicians #i was gonna say female but. FEMALE #ull just have 2 taste me when hes kissing u 😁#sorry im still stressed like guys im tagging you im.SORRY dont hate me #anyway i think ive cried to half of these #everyone mentioned here i would DIE for you i swear to god #ive been waiting for someone to ask me for recs literally just so i could sit and gush about my favs honestly ☠️#asks #anon #blah blah!#fic recs #gatty #i hate that word.#delete it from existence pls i DONT WANNA TAG IT ANYMORE it just looks weird #however i will Continue to use it #matty x george #thats Slightly better...#ANYWAY.

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randomwords247 · 1 year ago

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Cooking and baking

A small pet peeve of mine with cooking and baking is when recipes say the container rather than the amount

Like, instead of saying "500ml of cream" you say "a pot of cream". Or "a whole can of corn". Like okay which kind of can??? What amount???? Corn comes in more than one size you can't just tell me a can. PLEASE i am begging you tell me the WEIGHT

This is especially a problem with recipes from different countries, for example America. Because your stick of butter is different to our butter. STOP SAYING STICK OF BUTTER TELL ME THE QUANTITY IN GRAMS PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY

that being said I feel like I see this crop up in like american recipes in particular. Idk if I've ever seen a recipe in one of our cookbooks that does this....

anyway please just tell me the gosh darn weight I am dying here I have a family I JUST NEED TO KNOW THE WEIGHT

#ramble post #randy rambles #recipes #cooking #baking #'a stick of butter' is the worst for repeat offender i see that crap everywhere in american recipes #JUST SAY THE AMOUNT #like even if a recipe here uses 250g of butter (our butter is in 250g idk what size american butter is) IT SAYS USE 250G OF BUTTER #actually tbf i think butter size is not something thats like fully conventional cuz i just googled lurpack and it says that one is 200g #fun fact our butter isnt a long weird stick like americans. why is your butter like that that looks awful to get on a knife to spread #ours is still rectangular its just like more square #ALSO LIKE IDM CUPS. I have measuring cups that have cups AND ml. I WOULD GLADLY TAKE MEASURING IN CUPS OVER 'STICK OF BUTTER' 'CAN OF CORN'#also for the record what spurred this on is i asked someone for their recipe of something and half the stuff is quantified in this way.#'1 box jiffy cornbread mix' what the frick is that please i have a family #like no hate to them lemme be clear but also WHY ARE AMERICAN RECIPES LIKE THIS IM CRYING #i could be wrong that its just american recipes but i SWEAR ive never seen this in any of our british cookbooks but everytime i try and loo #up an american recipe online or ask an american friend for a recipe they give me quantities like this and im over here quietly dying as i #try and decipher what the frick they just told me to use. what is going on why are recipes there like this #(also idk if they do it for cream i just wanted to give an example that wasnt just can of corn or can of soup)#(SOUP AND CORN COME IN MULTIPLE CAN SIZES YOURE HELPING NOBODY SAYING JUST 'A CAN')

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moeblob · 8 months ago

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So it occurs to me that I posted most of their lore on my OC blog (though a few posts on here have the story info) and honestly I think it's very important to note that the entire reason a guy from Florida is recruited to help defeat the demon lord isn't him as the hero. His younger brother (by about ten years younger) is the Chosen Hero and... not very good at it. So the goddess (Solei) who had selected the hero has to begrudgingly go back to earth and convince his older brother to help save her world.

(Also Reynold admits to Solei that "Sascha could never be a bad influence. He's the best impulse control I've ever had" and she really doesn't like to hear it. That's terrifying.)

#my characters #sascha is The demon lord and there is truly only one at a time #solei however is simply a goddess - not the only one of divinity #i dont actually know if thats been mentioned on either art blog lmao #also its not pictured here but reynold is recruited and only asks for one favor when in the other world (from solei)#he wants to be a woman while he helps his brother #she thinks its a weird flex but ok whatever buddy you can be a woman #and the logic is not him actually wanting to be one its just you see his younger brother finds it weird #to have a guy cling to him and dote on him like reynold does and said One Time WHY COULDNT YOU BE A SISTER THIS IS WEIRD #and so reynold is briefly rey for about a month before being held hostage by sascha and hes like... super polite #and asks her if she was cursed and so shes like uhhh what and he mentions looking at her gives him a headache #because the core and the outer appearance arent the same and he can revert her back to her original form if she wants #and she does so rey goes back to reynold which is very nice and reynold appreciates it #because honestly looking at rey in a mirror gives HIM a headache cause solei designed his appearance #and it was so bright thank you demon lord for giving the florida man his natural boring look back #also reynold will always carry sunglasses because solei can just appear and she is way too bright to deal with without eye protection #solei is not amused and thinks its basically slander against her godly appearance and reynold just smiles at her and tells her tough luck #he wants his vision for his new hot husband she can deal with a little insubordination #florida man begs for torture bc he can handle that and he knows it #is instead handed courtesy and manners and doesnt know what to do with it - quickly developing what he claims is NOT stockholm syndrome #solei and sascha quietly muttering about what that could possibly mean cause they dont know what this guy is talking about

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youvegotmailpdf · 1 year ago

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personally i think its weird rory wasnt at least pissed about logan swiping the sewing box during dinner at her grandparents’ like she’s genuinely an idiot when it comes to him

#looking her in the eye yelling BABY THATS NOT YOU!!!!#also she practically ignores lorelai through the whole dinner which is so weird and out of character. hate it here #shes just always singing his praises going ‘i can change him’ ‘i cant help it that im in love with him’ okay now i remember why i hate logan #theyre so cute at the start but when the gilmores start salivating over him at dinner and rorys going wah hes so perfect like girl come on!!#gilmore girls #this is still not rory hate this is when ur watching ur best friend go crazy over some guy who has to be convinced to like put deodorant on

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tekitothemagpie · 26 days ago

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HIGHSCHOOL STAINMIGHT YURI!!!

This is for @bread-is-my-life, since you love it so much, I wanted to draw this for you 💖.

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balkanradfem · 1 year ago

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So, I was throwing the trash out yesterday, and as I was entering the building, someone was behind me, also trying to get in, and I looked to see, and it was a woman in a buzzcut. She's insanely hot. She said 'hi, hi' in a very friendly way, and I was just, stumped, shocked, unready, so my brain just went blank and I ran away to my apartment.

The next morning I'm watering my plants on my balcony, at 6am, and the same woman with a buzzcut comes out of the building and, she's also throwing out the trash now. I'm staring at her with my mouth open, because she's the most attractive woman I'd seen in real life, and she turns around and looks directly at me, at which point I escape indoors. But then I'm also like, wait, I can grab my glasses so I can take a better look and I'll just hide behind the curtain, you know like a creepy person would, and I grab my glasses, and plaster my face to the curtain and she's staring at me, right through the curtain, like her gaze never went away from the place I escaped from.

My face turned red and I escaped, again, ashamed of my stalking attempt. If she's throwing out the trash in the morning then maybe she moved into the building? If that's the case I want to have an interaction with her, but I'm also not used to people looking that attractive so i don't know how to not have my brain melt whenever I see her. Is there a way to act normal and also not give in to the urge to escape on sight? Also is it fair from me to assume she might be into women just because she has a buzzcut? She does look incredibly incredibly attractive.

#she looks like she's my age or slightly older maybe #i don't wanna be weird i wanna know if there's another wlw in the building #help me i am going to keep running away or say something stupid #maybe she didn't even move in #maybe she just sneaked in there to kill someone and i caught her disposing the body #so thats why she kept staring after me #i need to be disposed of now #well then i might see her again i guess

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murmurmurl · 16 days ago

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I actually find gender swapping characters really interesting (what part of their expression is dictated by gender norms vs certain events in their life vs their personal preferences that wouldn't change either way, etc.) so now I wanna draw what that would look like in my ocs except I am in pain rn so I'm forced to just lie there and be plagued by visions

#ok but #the thing with north is that when he ran away he cut off his hair and started wearing masculine clothing to hide his identity and went “wait #this actually feels right wtf“#but i dont think he really did anything with his appearance prior to that. he kinda was just existing not really thinking about himself #he was really only focused on protecting and caring for saffron #so a gender swapped version wouldnt be much different pre-running away #not bothering about cutting hair + the cultists' robes look very similar in both feminine and masculine versions #so fem north would still have short hair to make her appearance less recognizable #just would wear dresses and stuff #saffron though. i think she presents herself more in accordance with gender norms #so gender swapped saffron would always have short hair + more masculine looking clothing #but i think her mannerisms and behavior would stay the same. also her general frame #like yes she in part dresses and looks this way because thats whats expected of her + thats how she was raised by The Lady but a lot of it #esp in terms of her personality is Just Her. this would stay the same #warren doesnt give a shit. he doesnt have much gender to begin with. no gender only swag #so he would look almost exactly the same just with less facial hair probably #The Lady would very much be different. like instead of graceful threatening elegant old-ish woman with Big Hair and Big Dress #shed have short hair same level of elegance but masculine clothes probably facial hair too. like one of them small sharp beards yk #the restaurant owner (still dont have a name for her) wouldnt change almost at all as well. shes very much function/comfort over style #her clothes are already masculine n she has short hair both for convenience #shed straight up look the same just with a stubble or smth #there are a couple other characters in this story i have thoughts on but i havent introduced/developed them properly yet #pjsk ocs though ! ive been thinking abt them again #matsu is pretty feminine and it does play a role in a “part of why ppl think hes weird” kinda way #so as a girl hed be more masc presenting #i dont think fumi would really change at all. she also dresses mainly for convenience but i do think she does have a little regard for #for gender norms. but like. barely any. so maximum changes would be those ponytail parts of her hair getting like. a tiny bit shorter #toshiro would stay the EXACT same. he does his own thing #seina dresses that way bc shes expected to but also thats just genuinely how she is. so swapped shed still have longer hair n feminine #demeanor but wear pants or smth. im hitting tag limit help. cries

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jrueships · 2 months ago

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been finding out abt sauce gardner from scrolling through your blog and like,, there’s something seriously wrong and sooo compelling abt him like why does he want to fuck aaron rodgers sm…

HELDPF

i am SO glad i am ur 'wtf is that thing doing now' messenger of sauce. he is SO weird... just a weird girl forced to play football. im like obsessed. when ur skrungle is an absolute loser malefailure of a man. ugh. have this old art of sauce and joey b that i won't explain the context to, but yes. Pls join the sauce (gravy) train. We're all just watching him run off the rails bcs he wants to get railed. it's rlly an excursion

#ive been posting a lot of my sauce content on a discord chat but thank u for letting me know ure interested in him!!#ill post more abt him on tumb now knowing like im not annoying some ppl lol #his fatherless behavior deserves to be followed tbh like hes so funny #pathetic twink who wants to be popular (topped) oh sauce u have captivated me #im so glad i could help u discover his pecularity #it's like looking at a weird bug on the ground like it just feels nice to have someone else join u & watch #' theres somethign seriously wrong' HELPD MENEE #thats literally the whole reason why i want ppl to like him and why i like him like #gone is the days of hes done nothing wrong #in is the era of shes killed millions. im entranced .#this ask made me smile so much u dont understand thank u anon #hes a gilf hunter and hes my girlfriend im afraid #ted asks #sauce

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absurdumsid · 7 months ago

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HI SILLY CREATURES ON MY PHONE !! GOOD EVENING !?!!! IM BACK IT WAS FUN IM SORRY I COULDNT BLOG DURING IT (I WAS BUSY.... UM. ADMIRING SOMEONE TEEHEE) ANYWAY !! I WILL PWRHPAS DRAW TOMORROW !?!?!!!!

thats from my calmer playlist lmao i just realised i rarely post songs from those playlists

#was actually very overstimmed at one point and started yelling randomly ermmmmm. that was weird. anyway #had FUN actually it was very fun #surprisingly #sid rambles #wouldnt do it again but that was fun !!!!#the finding out two of my friends had gifts for their dance partners was so very funny to me we just all Had Something to give em #<- mind u two of us have crushes on our dance partners (the other one im not sure hes rlly vague abt it lmao)#so that was fun !!#we all like figured out our own times to give em #I WAS GIVEN. THE OPPORTUNITY TO HELP HER WEAR IT (my gift was a necklace !! insanity)#also we took pictures together #maybe ill show em #but i will be censoring them #maybeeee tomorrow. im tired #and hungry #why am i hungry #probably because im tired #sorry for pining on main #<- implied + tags are very much just me pining #look its not my fault shes pretty. and shakes from performance anxiety. and is so much taller than me. an #ok #too much maybe yea ok yep mhmmm #gnight silly creatures thats all the pining for tonighfhfbcndnd

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triglycercule · 2 months ago

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i love doodling swapinverse like hello drawing characters aside from the normal mtt is lowkey therapeutic 🧡🧡🧡 anyways i FINALLY FINALLY finished crash's lore!!!! and vice.SER is connected to him,,,, theyre interconnected!!! i forgot how much i liked crash's design (not the design but all the little gimmicks in the design. figuring out all the hanging ribbon bits is annoying but hey it looks good)

#outertale does not exist in swapinverse anymore. how quaint #dude thalia and melpomene are th only ones that r like. 100% good #I NEED TO MAKE MORE GOOD AND NICE CHARACTERS😭😭😭😭#mst..... recreators (qip name 4 siphon n crash?) and vice.SER........ theyre all EVIL (or have evil goals)#i WAS thinking doing something with reaper because i adore his design and aesthetic and i wanna combine it with SOMETHING idk what #anyways if core frisk error which is supposed to be vice.SER exists then should normal core frisk exist too?????#i mean i dont think that just because a core frisk role esque person exists doesnt mean the role is instantly filled up #the mst and mtt co exist in swapinverse but those 3 are like.... NORMAL aus. not outcodss n stuff #i love the giant lance thing i gave crash. i mean the ribbons can form any weapon and take any shape (kinda like puella magi mami's guns)#but like..... it just is so cool i love characters that use multiple weapons #i LOVE (haha) every single little gimmick thing i give swapinverse characters. the tiny details is what i adore giving them #if you catch me not posting 4 a bit its probably just bc im working on swapinverse or jk fashion au. or maybe ive seriously just lost motiva #anyways i have a few banger rants in my drafts ive yet to elaborate om but just like....... i dont feel like it #someon needs to wrangle those posts out of my tired lazy arms #lowkey why do siphon and crash remind me of kanade and mafuyu. idk i cant explain #if you cut vice.ser in half it would be like jelly with binary in it. i wanna eat him #he would tingle on my tongue but thats just the static. eating yhe glasses would be difficult bit they dont have lenses so its ok #i drew them both looking at us but i think that vice.ser is the only true one always looking at US.looking out from inside #god i love swapinverse sooo much i wish i could get it done faster and be goatedly good with motivation. a shame #but i do think that i may be finishing up the character descriptions 500% ish sure #SO THEN THAT MEANS I CAN WORK ON THE ACTUAL STORY!!!! WOOOOO #ive already decided that theres gonna be mentions of me myself and i in it. i love meta storytelling #im cursed with perpetually sweaty hands i hate having to draw on slighty damp paper. nobody understands me #UGH im getting too happy in life im starting to act weird in public and offering to help people. i need to stop #anyways just school doodles!!! because in the period where they take our phones i have naught to do but draw #i need to get back (start) my english reading. and then help my friend with a few questions on her homework. how joyous #and then i can get back to my BETTER homework (working on swapinverse :3)#crash managed to destroy outertale in his lore i wonder how many worlds vice.SER will destroy #actually if hes supposed to be core frisk error then i should make him NOT destroy worlds right???? right #tricule rant

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boyybites · 8 months ago

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Wanna do a species sheet or two of the races/species that live in my ocverse, I literally have the world map drawn out all I'm doing now is putting down names and using the map to figure out the lore and shit.

#ki screams #not art #having a world map helps me with where my ocs live and helps me situate the lore better #which is why theres now a bottomless pit in the ocean with a god frozen beneath the water #and another one floating in the air above that #both are dead #sometimes tho the locals can hear the voices of those gods conversing tho #and theres another smaller god floating in the midst of one of the major cities #posed like they were running towards the other two #anyways this got off track #i bought a character design recently thats just a weird dog creature so im making him a tyrant king #thats in an arranged marriage with a human he dotes on #and i was thinking about making a race based off his looks because that goes into what the architecture looks like #and somehow it went into three dead gods that just float for no reason

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gobstoppr · 9 months ago

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and btw im in my hater arc rn. as time goes on the more i find a lot of 'fandom' stuff insufferable (i like art n stuff. just the way that fandom refits every media to fit a single mold and set of boring archetypes is exhausting.)

i just get really easily annoyed lately. and have been unfollowing people on a whim a lot. its not personal i promise

#fandom culture has made me actively dislike shit i was fixated on a year ago. looking at your ninja turtles #its not even like what they were doing were particularly offensive it was just exhaustingly boring #im sorry i just really dont care about ur 2 million fics about leo being a sadboy. or one million seperated aus.#theres definetly a part of the whole situation in general which has been me coming to terms with my own internalized misogny #actively re-examining my tendencys to gravity towards male characters #idk maybe its making me dislike art more. but idk. ive always analyzed why i react certain ways to certain things. this isnt new for me #anywaays. i had been following a bunch of ninja turtle blogs and they sorta kept messing around with shows like ninjago too #and at some point i was just like. i dont know if these shows are actually that good guys. i think youjust like shows for little boys #and fandoms tend to shaft female chars so it sure helps that their casts are 98% male .#maybe theyre not your blorbo maybe theyre just Guy McAverageMan. thats not inherently bad but you have to consider it.#guys rottmnt is isnt even that good . its not that good ok. its alright/pretty good. and the movie does a few neat things #i feel like ive become one of those people that turn 18 and then immediately go 'minors dni'. im not there yet but i just.#we're watching kids shows. its ok . you can say it.#you may have noticed ive been reblogging a lot of dungeon meshi stuff. i read it all over the past week.#but here's the thing. i thought it was mid/good for like 70% of it.#i think its got some really really cool worldbuilding ideas and stuff #but i think a lot of the writing was sorta. uninteresting to me.#my discord friends have been raving over izutsumi for months.#but i found her presence in the story to be weird and underdeveloped. she felt out of place and her introduction felt clumsy #i felt when the story was ramping up the manga got a lot better. because again theres some rlly cool ideas at play #all the shit with the lion? incredible. the way all the infighting led to more problems bc the elves refuse to explain anything? rlly good.#marcille landing in power? reallly good shit. (i still thought it was a lil undercooked still tho)#i cant stop thinking about laios in that climax scene. i think he shouldve been feral a lot more often #uhh. i got distracted. fandom bad and annoying.#saw a post talking about marcille realizing izutsumi is only 17 and then describing how 'omg shes a mom now' and i wanted to throw up #im done. i swear. im done talking for real. aagh #text

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uhoh-peppinos · 1 year ago

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love how everyone looked at Peppino and Gus and went "hm yeah... homosexuals..."

#not uhoh!#pepstavo #(some try to say theyre related?? but like if u wanna hc that thats fine)#(but like... theres lots of art of them kissing so u might be weirded out lmao)#(anyway... they saw Gus and went huh... why is this man so devoted to helping Pep... must be the gayness...)#(stick is here too but hes a prick--)#(gus is just a guy. with a rat... a big one.)#(gus loves peppino platonic or otherwise like....... idk gus looks full of love)#(Gus lets Pep thROW HIM if that is not love idk what is)

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moeblob · 7 months ago

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What Deacon thinks: what did that mean? did he want me to wear a collar too? why else would he mention my neck? i mean, if he /asked/ me i would wear one but he didn't so would wearing one be weird?

What Ymber meant: It's nice to be near someone who isn't tethered to this world to serve it with a physical reminder for all to see.

#my characters #this just in ! thats why all the deities in the plot have collars and a chain !#its because THATS THEIR DESIGNATED I AM HERE TO HELP THIS WORLD SYMBOL #they cant remove their collars and thats fine by them - its a constant reminder that they exist to serve #deacon really shouldnt get as much crap as he gets in canon for being weird cause the deities are just a different brand of weird #like its not deacons fault that apparently you can say nice neck with no underlying desire #but he cant say hi would you please possess me i want to know what its like to have someone else in my body #like thats really not something you should pin on deacon YET EVERY deity is like wow what a lil weirdo #he also just really wants to please ymber so if ymber asked he would definitely do whatever #on the flip side i need to point out that deacon very specifically doesnt ask ymber for things nor does he pray for things #and it drives ymber up a wall because this is his favorite human who wont ask for anything and he isnt a psychic #he doesnt know what deacon wants or needs and its infuriating cause he exists to serve humanity #and yet this ONE GUY wont let him do things for him #this is very important and i cant believe i mentioned it like a month ago to someone and today #i received gift art of these two and i may never recover #its so perfect and its ymber just looming over deacon telling him that he can pray about anything to him #its also worth pointing out that when i was telling the person about the whole ymber begging for a prayer #its because he realizes that after all this time hes never had a single prayer from deacon - not before nor after the hire #so hes like oh well thats odd hmm #and then begins to talk to deacon like you know people pray to me for lots of things #and deacon looks at him unsure of what this is leading to - did someone offer a weird prayer? ask a weird thing? whatst?#and no - its just ymber saying that people will pray for wealth or an item #or they will express frustration if something is lost or broken despite it not being ymbers fault so deacon just stares #he has no idea what this is going to end on really so he points out 'well you do like to think you break people'#and ymber just ASDFASDFSADF STOP OK NEXT POINT people pray to me to bless relationships with happiness #and thats fascinating so deacon is like wow can you actually do that?#and ymber is so stressed as hes like i mean kinda i can simply amplify the positive emotions in gestures #like if someone gives an item out of love then its blessed #he also admits that he cant mask insincerity or malice so those feelings are not hidden nor amplified #and deacon just is impressed bc that is actually VERY cool

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