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There are two acceptable options for Top Gun 3

1. Rooster and hangman get to be in love

2. A rom-com musical between a pilot and his fighter jet, Like the Queen song. The plane can sing and it can’t actually fly it has to held up by obvious wires.

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Him. (Also I screenshot this from YouTube shorts ignore that and all credit to the original poster)

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I am a Glen Powell fan obviously but twisters could not have come out at a worse time for me. I am a freshman in college this fall and I am majoring in atmospheric science. The pure embarrassment I feel when people think I picked my major because of the movie is strong. I want to work for NOAA’s national severe storm lab which means studying tornados and I’ve wanted to for a while. If someone asks me if I’m going into atmospheric science because I liked Glen Powell in twisters again I’m going to loose it. I haven’t even seen it yet.

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College: the final frontier

Anyway I graduated high school! Yay me!

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The actual worst.

a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints

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children existing in public spaces is genuinely like. necessary for the continuation of society. it doesnt have to be your kids you dont have to volunteer at a daycare or whatever but you need to be able to tolerate the presence of someone who is learning how to exist as a human and interact with people

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pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for spirk fanfiction

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Autism is a funny thing. I’m overstimulated so what I choose to do is listen to Linger by the cranberries, do Matrices, and cry.

Call me Rain Man with the way I’m autistic and like numbers.

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I’ve girlbossed too close to the sun and now I’m doing my Pimsleur Russian lesson while studying calculus for fun.

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This is why I am the way I am.

It all makes sense now

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I’m on bumble because I’m an 18 year old who’s bored. But I’m also bisexual so I’m going to talk about the difference in opening lines.

Man (If I get the nerve to talk to them): Hey you’re pretty hot.

Woman: hey you’re stunning, what’s your favorite Mitski song?

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Or a Topgun Maverick version

Mav as Tevye

Ice as Golde

Slider as the Rabbi

Natasha as Tzeitel

Bob as Motel

Jake as Hodel

Bradley as Perchik (Ice and Mav didn’t know the Bradshaws in this universe.)

Chava as Javy

I’m leaving Chava and Fyedka’s story out despite how much I love it because I refuse to believe Ice and/or Mav would disown a kid.

Wolf as Yente because that would be hysterical

Cain as The constable

Okay I think too much about both Topgun and Fiddler on the roof so hear me out.

fiddler on the roof au

Carol as Tzeitel

Goose as Motel

Ice as Hodel

Mav as Perchik

Wolf as Chava

Wood as Fyedka

Slider fits in somewhere

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Okay I think too much about both Topgun and Fiddler on the roof so hear me out.

fiddler on the roof au

Carol as Tzeitel

Goose as Motel

Ice as Hodel

Mav as Perchik

Wolf as Chava

Wood as Fyedka

Slider fits in somewhere

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Watchergate: 4/19-4/22

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Canon Trek couples: Get marrrrrriied ☺️ stories are about communication issues grrrrrr 😖

Non-canon Trek couples: forever linked by a bond that can move planets and reshape galaxies. Stories are the most romantic shit you’ve ever seen. Some scars ache with joy

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I think the most telling aspect of what your fanbase truly wants in production value is that we all wanted a silly, low quality series about Professor Morris Ashley and Saxophone Ryan. Your fanbase is the demographic most affected by the National Debt Crisis and sadly can’t afford yet another streaming service. I know that Watcher is technically a company but you are so so much more than just a faceless media company, you are a group of creative individuals and we all know YouTube is problematic but alienating your fanbase is not going to go well.

We’re Leaving YouTube