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Amethyst's condemnation to Stella be like ( I get CHILLS when I thought of this in my head ) :
' Once upon a time I did have hopes onto you because as a child you were like your mother in some lights. That was before all this chaos happened. And then you and my youngest son personally agreed on the arrangement once you've become of age. I asked you both about this and you both came to agree to the terms. And then for years behind closed doors you berated, tormented and hurt my son to the point he nearly goes insane, even trying to kill my entire family with that resentment you came to harbor. Whatever resentment you came to have, my husband and I grew to understand, but that is no excuse to drag Octavia into this too. You sowed seeds of discord even when my husband ans I gave you and your family the chance to leave in peace, and instead of that, you caused a lot of discord and disaster across the 7 Rings.
' As Stolas has said, we could have done something more to this mess, but you, Stellaria, became far worse than a number of us have thought. Your resentment for your lack of powers and musicality transferred into hate and lashed out to everyone else. It was not my husband and I's fault that you are born with these ' predicaments ', you can blame Azathoth all you want about it, but it is not fair to blame everyone else for your condition. Stolas' friends in Imp City do not have powers or magic to speak of, yet their unity and sense of community touched so many hearts, and might I admit, taught me and many other Elders a good lesson of the importance of community bonding.
' In addition to the tyranny you spread, you also tried to put Octavia in a worst situation possible that a girl or woman could have - stripping her of her dowry and inheritance on her 18th birthday, forcing her to marry someone she loathed, stripping away her autonomy and forbidding her to even go outside of the castles with at least chaperone. Does any other woman here ever want this for themselves or for their daughters? * pauses, and the other women and girls shake their heads *
' You see? This is not the plight of womanhood that I've taught you when you were a child. Some may say a woman is a foundation of a home is an age old concept. True, the times are changing and we need to learn to accept it. But the foundation of a home remains most important, especially amongst high stakes of royalty. I have been Queen of the Ars Goetia for many years, bore 8 powerful children and raised them to be respectful and kind royals. I'm sorry that you are ultimately failed by your parents, your brother and also the system that wasn't even meant for you in the first place.
' And for Octavia, despite the dismal state of well being when she was sent to asylum, I assure you all, ladies and gentlemen, that she is doing far better than the past few months - she regains joy in music and embroidery, she makes many new friends, and she is able to use the ladylike skills I've taught her for good use. In a more spirited way, of course, but good use nonetheless. And even though Octavia turned out quite differently than how I and many other Goetias have hoped, I can say for my family that we are proud of the courageous and dignified lady that she is going to become. She has now become an engine of hope for all of us. And for the outcomes like Stella and for the betterment of Hell, the Ars Goetia elders in tow have decided to work with the Sins for reforms for the betterment of Hell. And I trust King Lucifer and Princess Charlotte to give Stella and Andrealphus the final verdict that they deserve. '
Amethyst sat back down and everyone else was shocked silent
Her words are quite similar to some others before her turn to give her verdict, yet she worded it in such an elegant yet scathing way that many can't help but feel in awe of it
And then Paimon clapped, then Ozzie clapped, soon everyone else clapped
Stella burst into tears and Andrealphus hugged her and seethe, ' HOW DARE YOU ALL MAKE MY SISTER CRY! '
Blitzo went, ' WELL NOW NOBODY CARES OF YOUR SISTER'S CROCODILE TEARS, DOUCHEBAG! '
Paimon : I may have worded this differently, but I AGREE on what Sir Blitz has said.
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if Morgana seduced me into murdering my husband, I would simply do it. RIP to Gwen but I'm different.
She wouldn't even need to use the mandrake roots or anything. She'd just have to look at me like this
#murder wives <3#no cos actually what was Morgana's plan here?#if Gwen killed Arthur and Morgana took the throne then what happens to Gwen?#did Morgana plan to keep Gwen as queen and rule alongside her like a couple of lesbians? I think yes#yeah sure she could have killed Gwen but then why go to all this effort in the first place?#dyke reasons. thats why#morgwen#morgana pendragon#bbc merlin#merlin#katie mcgrath
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i don’t talk about bridgerton on here but just to clarify. i will not be having ANY eloise hate on this account. i will bite.
#eloise bridgerton they could never make me hate you!!#addressing the normal talking points one by one to get them sorted:#- no i don’t care that eloise called pen some names after the discovery. she was devastated and furious.#she can apologise in the future but in the moment of course she said it#- yes pen did write about eloise as a way to save her but that doesn’t mean it hasn’t possibly ruined eloise’s life#- similarly: eloise isn’t (just) angry that she was written about. daphne also went through whistledown and it very much terrified her#so have many other women including marina#- eloise is betrayed because she told pen everything and is realising pen told her nothing#(and she’s probably thinking about any secrets she might have said to her best friend that could now be used against the ton and her family)#- as claudio said: being regency gossip girl isnt a moral girlboss thing its deeply harmful tbh#- pen did have reasons to become whistledown! that doesn’t mean that she’s innocent or right!#- eloise isnt now friends with cressida to spite pen lmao she’s alone and scared and cressida was the last person who offered her friendship#she has no idea how to manage society by herself#(and she needs someone to improve the reputation of her and her family)#- im also convinced she has other ulterior motives for befriending cressida. like she’s keeping an eye on her or smth#- eloise didn’t just ignore anything pen said and that’s why she only just figured it out. pen deliberately didn’t speak like lw to hide it#the moment she did eloise was like huh that’s weird she doesn’t normally talk like that. and THATS when she figured it out#- eloise just found out her best friend has betrayed her and been hiding this massive secret#but she hasn’t told anyone. not even her own family. im not hearing out any accusations of HER of being disloyal#- also pen clearly wasn’t that upset at writing about eloise bc the moment eloise and colin upset her she went straight back to it lmao#side note but no i don’t think the queen is going to name her the ‘emerald’ or anything because she’s suddenly in the spotlight#eloise is tbh the only debutante she actually consistently recognised (for good or bad)#a new dress is not going to be interesting for charlotte to change her whole tradition#tl;dr i love eloise and i will die on this hill#eloise bridgerton#bridgerton
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Random people put a like on my ryusen marriage post every once in a while this makes me happy i like ryusen
#Listen to my problems#actual s tier ship ...#the best most awesome ships in the fandom are ryusen and kohagen#a tier ships are kohaluna (shoukd be s tier but they dont have enough canon points) and mozgen#that one guy on twt who ships senxen like a maniac is fucking awesome also. and putting senku on top is actually more based than anything in#this life or the next. like yeah ??? yeah ??????????#until it becomes shotacon then sorry#but like GOD come on now#the reason why im not talking about tksn is because its in its own tier called tksn which is above everything else#actually stanxe is in the tksn tier too thats why i didnt talk about it#oh my god wait the reason why i like ryusen so much is because i see ryusui as asexual and senku as ... not !#waiter waiter ! more nonstandard pairings please !! wait i hope this post doesjt show up in the main tags im sorry#another ship i really love is kohahyo because like shes so cute and not even scared of him#i love shipping kohaku with men even though shes literally a lesbian to me because shes my comphet queen whos looking for a baby daddy#like if she cant have senku then she will pick gen but senku wants her to do it with tsukasa out of scientific curiosity but also kohaku#just existing as she is makes guys like her and i believe in my heart that hyoga has a soft spot for her cuz everyone does and shes the#baby of the fight crew (god she really is the youngest and tiniest member...) i say the fight team i literally mean only hyoga tsukasa and#kohaku because the three of them are always deployed together but i like to think hyoga has a little crush on her#like he has a little crush on gen too but because hes fun to bully and cute but for kohaku he wants to take care of her#and she will never fucking know because he will take this to his grave. sorry this is a ryusen post i love ryusen#what are the other good ships ... honestly joel and spiders is kinda.... OH MY GOD WAIT SPIDERS AND RYUSUI. SO AWESOME#i call her spiders because i used to cover her body with spiders but her name is minami and shes the reporter lady in love with tsukasa. my#favourite ryusui ships are with spiders and senku who are both madly in love with tsukasa (coincidence)#there was that one shipping chart i saw where everybody loves nikki and i thought that was funny as fuck like thanks ! true !!#i also like shipping gen with maya because i think he should sleep with as many people who can break his pelvis as possible. fandom bicycle#and ryusui gets to follow stanxe around because everyones his partner. i saw a fanart of him making out with taiju.. the scream i scrumpt...#but also yeah you need to commit to it or itll become lame and boring#i didnt talk about s/g because it sucks#anyway say congratulations to dr and mr stone for finally getting married congrats ryusen i dont even ship you two
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advising my mom on the affair with that dude when the more she tells me about him, the more i hate him and the more im #teamwife... 💀💀💀
#its whatever at this point i could survive three (3!!!! insane) younger stepbrother as long as she's happy and has a man to take over my job#as Emotional Support 🫠#i will mourn the money and the prospect of financial stability forever but like. sure. whatevs. as long as she's happy and there's someone#to take that fucking house off my hands in the future. sure. why not.#anyway that dude is pathetic and i dont like him but whatever. the screenshots she sends me of the messages she gets from his wife#are fucking tragic. im so sorry for that woman. thats another reason i wish this guy would just leave her life forever lol#and take the kids off her hands. whatever queen. ill handle them ig.#go be free and live your life however tf you want. that dude doesnt deserve you queen.#who knows. maybe if he does stay with my mom he'll get cancer and die too! you never know!
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Maybe she'll turn out to be full evil but so far (first ep of a crown of candy) I am just watching the interaction with Caramelinda and being reminded of that Bonnie Burstow quote.
"Often father and daughter look down on mother (woman) together. They exchange meaningful glances when she misses a point. They agree that she is not as bright as they are, cannot reason as they do. This collusion does not save the daughter from the mother's fate."
#like idk something about how. every member of this family is playable except for her. why is the mother the overbearing tightass.#the queen has lower station than the king. thats why philip was only a prince when elizabeth was queen#so why is it that she's doing all the work while her husband gets to conspire against her reasonable punishment#for her kids that are skipping school#why is it that they all get to group together and make their functional parent the villain. why does her husband make her out that way#d20#acoc#a crown of candy#caramelinda rocks
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I think it's very punk rock of me to not get lip filler
#me? an anticapitalist queen? yes#well#a cheapskate afraid of everything but same difference#beauty industry you might have successfully made me insecure about my appearance#but you'll never get my moneyyyyyyyy#beauty industry but also that bitch [redacted] at work that keeps complaining about having thin lips but like her lips are bigger than mine#oh she doesnt have tumblr yolo fuck you sandra#oh while we're going on a tangent#thats the reason why i dont talk a lot about my physical insecurities#cause if you say something negative abt your appearance and someone else with that same trait hears you it's kind of like insulting them#no matter if you say like 'well i dont like that ON ME but on others it's fine yada yada yada'#guess what too late! the seed is planted the damage is done
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Have you heard big foot? Thoughts?
Yes! I liked it as a freestyle for what it was, raw and uncut. "Talkin bout Megan's law, For a free beat you can hit Megan raw, If you a ghostwriter Pardi(Party) in Megan Jaw" was insane lmfao. Like an episode of wildin out.
I love rap and battle rap but I feel like more people are focused the mess and the drama and memes rather than the raps but the internet is gonna internet.
If Meg knows what's good for her she will stay quiet so the internet can continue to play on Nicki headtop like she "crazy and doing too much" because she will never be able to out rap her or say anything about Nicki herself LOL.
Although I would say on Hiss, Meg had some of the Tina Snow fire back which shes been missing tbh from cobra, truamazine, something for the hotties (Megan's Piano was great tho). Although she really need to drop Lil Ju cause that beat did her no justice on Hiss.
For whatever the reason though the industry low key not really fucking with her so thats why I feel like she has to stay with Ju cause shes not gonna get zaytoven, metro boomin, murda beatz (she had one song that she got part the beat premade he wasn't the main producer working with her), atl jacob or tay keith to name a few. But she could really elevate if she could, but she is independent now and Ju probably aint charging her lol so.
#kizzatanswers#i really want all the people who support meg online to buy her music cause theres no reason her recent releases should have flopped#thats why I say ppl like drama and memes cause Meg will get more likes than she ever will streams and sales lol#social media support isnt real support lol#thats why cardi was “queen of rap” but couldnt tour and cant drop a second album#megan thee stallion#nicki minaj
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I might be dumb. Only 2 episodes left....
#here we go i guess.....#sentomaru isnt dead.....and franky asking for jinbes fruit akdjaks.... my sworn brother...#nami 'yeah i hope he dies' akdjaksk queen icon slay etc etc#i think that the fact the mero mero fruit works on CHILD HANCOCK is fucked up.... like if it doesnt its a waste but damn...#they will excuse it as she is cute but i saw those heart eyes mr cp0 officer#also where tf are zoro and brook. like they were worried bout traps and the fucking cp0 is here...#giant luffy ily <3 also spitting pieces of floor as projectiles is so slay. he thought good and hard about that one#also the black purple cloud or mist or whatever lucci has with his fruit awakened???? i was saying its funny that luccis name can be#a play with luffys name but the black cloud?? neither doffy nor katakuri had it when they awakened their fruits. nor law and kid even#so if only mythological fruits like yamato's the dragons and nika have it is lucci som kind of ancestral antagonist to luffy????#i saw him as a stronger past rival but considering how the world gov has turned into the main enemy now... lucci is the n1 fighter for them#i was gonna say his role will be bigger but luffy is wiping the floor with him so i dont understand why the black cloud is there#maybe it means fuck all and i just think too hard about it akdjskns#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1001#hancock talked.... jinbe saying she is nicebakdhsksj#also goodbye sentomaru... kaku son of a bitch dont land on top oh him have some respect jesus christ#OH KUMA IS HERE!!! JACKET OPEN FOR SOME REASON! SLAY!!#the cp0 has the seraphim now.... sentomaru is indeed dead oof#is kuma just going through the red line¿?? no. well thats not much better#did zoro see the cp0 now??? or what#also the marines too..... jesus#episode 1002#<- god.... i am caught up. now what
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JOSH HUTCHERSON. IM SOBBING.
WHAT THE FUCK.
#si0 rambles#josh hutcherson#micheal schmidt#queen elizabeth ii#why is having a horror movie marathon while reading his wiki page the reason why i know this info now#colonel micheal schmit heheheh#god thats so fucking insane#what the actual genuine fuck#like more power to the guy but what?????????? how?????#im so confused yet so in love#What.#my small australian mind cant handle this what the fuck does that even mean#what in the name of GOD is the state of kentucky doing with its own commonwealth???????????#HOW????????#IS THAT WHERE QUEEN ELIZABETH WENT WHEN SHE DIED??? DOES SHE JUST RULE KENTUCKY NOW????
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a bit of a mild milgram fan (i adore the music and music videos but i still havent checked out a lot of the dramas but i still vote because i like being involved LOL) and i feel like giving my unsolicited opinions on season 2 so far. even though it makes perfect sense based off what i see from the fanbase that Futa was voted innocent BUT as someone who was largely neutral but uninterested (aside from his awesome song) in his character in season 1, season 2 made me actually really REALLY like him but in particular way where i want to see that little twerp squirm so im SO sad no one else voted him guilty q-q i WANTED to see him suffer for the NARRATIVE
also I think Mu should be voted innocent because she slays
#shes a bug queen. its okay. vote her innocent now#actually i was also largely neutral on Mu in the first trial too now that i think about#all the ones i wasnt that interested in are really pulling out all the punches this trial#also it was hard but i couldnt stop myself. i still voted haruka innocent. listen hes LITERALLY neurodivergent and a minor its okay#also yuno is still innocent but thats just a given#not sure which way im going with shidou yet#his song is awesome#again i was largely neutral on him in the first trial like i liked his design with the moles#and his song was fun even though i keep thinking about the class of 3000 song#like i think i was like eh. he seems very polite. innocent#actually i will say. im very lenient when it comes to stuff like this LOL 99% of the time im like#well they said what they did was justified. so sure#i would be a horrible judge. your honor my defense is i made a little oopsy. and id be like well. maybe theyre right#maybe a murder is a little oopsy. i find the defendant not guilty#anyway shidou's children are blowing my mind for some reason. it was obvious he had a dead significant other but KIDS i didnt expect#i dunno why that made me like him way more. dad mode. dads throwing down
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i love how in every dai playthrough im just ‘vivienne i know we fundamentally disagree on almost everything but please!! like me!!! 🥺’
#*deep space noises*#she fascinates me#she puts on the ice queen front and pretends not to care abt other people but she /does/#like at haven she will tell you not to bother with the villagers#but she and varric are the only ones who get approval points for saving them#and i pity her#not in a condescending way she just. makes me sad#she saw a broken system and tried to make it work for her#instead of even considering that it could or should change#she worked hard to claw her way up to where she is and she can pretend otherwise but she knows shes vulnerable#chantry propaganda aside#maybe thats a reason why she balks at the inquisitor advocating and putting in place mage freedoms#like what??? she did all that work and you just. do that????#theres a reason her fear in the nightmares fade is listed as irrelevance
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#wait tmis all over but the reactions ive been getting since coming back have been so cute 🥺💖#a bunch of the girlies im buddies w were at the front counter when i walked in and it was peak fangirling bc WHYS EVERYONE#SO PRETTY LIKE THEY WERE ALL REALLY PRETTY BEFORE I LEFT AND I DIDNT THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE BUT EVERYONE#GOT PRETTIER??? and they reacted the same way which was REALLY CUTE 🥺#i wasnt sure if anyone would find it good bc we have. blue shirts. and i have red hair. but everyone was really sweet abt it 🥺#anyw the guy reactions were boring </3#AND GIRL EVERYONE WAS WONDERING IF I QUIT 😭 NEVER!!@ Not withiut a reason i love this place ans i lvoe u guys tf😭😭#and its a fun way to make money imo 🤔 i just dont wanna hate what im doing yk.. anyw#ONE OF THE GIRLS WAS LIKE. GIRL IF U QUIT ID FIND UR PHONE NUMBER (from the gc) AND MESSAGE U#and i have no clue what that means i asked but she didnt answer but i appreciate the enthusiasm LMAO#forgot the rest but honestly. with less screaming this is how they treat me normally too which i thought was a really sweet realization 🥺#BUT MY 2 FAV COWORKERS ARENT HERE TODAY. WHAT IS UP W THAT >:((#my fav supervisor is but my 2nd fav isnt :((#anyw. fun 🥺#44597#ok one fun guy reaction.#we're playfully bickering and at the end this guy goes. i missed this. and THATS REALLY SWEET ACTUALLY??#anyw its all fun he does check in and after poking fun a few times he goes “u know im joking right” yep ofc 👍#actually why tf do i keep bickering w guys everywhere i go 🤔 like i never bicker w girls. if shes right shes right my bad queen /J#NO BUT REALLY idk why LMAO it was a fun day though im happy ^^
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lando norris x dcc!reader summary: the internet is curious as to why lando suddenly has an interest in american football, specifically with the dallas cowboys masterlist
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f1gossip Lando Norris and Mclaren CEO, Zak Brown at the Dallas Cowboys game today in the AT&T stadium!!
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user his ass did not wanna be there😭
user lando?? american football?? huh???
user guys it was sponsored by hilton!! pretty sure thats why they attended
user makes sense cause bro looked miserable by the second half of the game
user a strange strange sight
user mf was bored the whole game except when the cheerleaders performed LMFAO
user the video of him locking in as soon as they stepped out in the field💀 ↪user WHERES THE VIDEO HAHAH? ↪user the video is all over twitter, cameraman did him dirty lmfao
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yourusername victory sunday💙🤍💙
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user lesss goooo cowboys
user FAVE DCC
user in y/n we trust🧎♀️
user wait a minute- lando what are you doing here?!?
user no cause i noticed that too👀
user obsessed with you
user patiently waiting for the lando girlies to realize he followed her immediately after tonights game
user poor lando didnt get the follow back tho😭😭
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yourusername first ever grand prix!!! such a delight to perform for these lovely faces✨
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user you guys made paying hundreds of dollars for a ticket worth it tbh
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user another lando like, jolene im begging you pls dont take my man😔
user its the other way around for me😩 lando needs to back off my girl
user 🔥
landonorris amazing performance😍
user oh we're getting bold??? user down bad lando is my favorite lando fr user OMGGG FUTURE WAG Y/N??
user STOP is she the reason lando went to that cowboys game a few weeks ago
user going to her games and they're not even dating yet, gotta respect the game tbh😭
user sorry to break girls' hearts but there's videos of her and lando talking at the gp and he was blushing and giving her heart eyes the whole time
user literally came to her account cause of that video HAHAH
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landonorris 'murica
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user PASSENGER PRINCESS LANDO???
user ARE THOSE DCC BOOTS IN THE LAST SLIDE???
user it HAS to be the cheerleader he just followed cause they wear the exact same boots ↪user her name is Y/N!! put some respect in our dcc queen's name ↪user yes maam🫡, i apologize for my ignorance as a brit
user lando in a cowboy hat?? SHOW IT TO ME NOW RACHEL
maxfewtrell man you never let me drive when youre in the car
landonorris yeah cause i dont trust u maxfewtrell YOUVE KNOWN ME LONGER THAN Y/N??this comment has been deleted
user did max just confirm it is y/n THEE DCC in the last slide🧍♀️
user LMFAOO i know lando gave him an earful after that deleted comment user too late for him to delete, I HAVE IT PRINTED OUT! Y/N AND LANDO CONFIRMED
user streets are saying it's y/n in the last slide... we lost her guys😔
user AND WE LOST HER TO A BRITISH MAN💔💔
user now we wait for y/n to follow him and start soft launching too
danielricciardo glad i trusted the process
landonorris TOLD YOU user i hate when they comment inside jokes, got me feeling left out :(
user wait the way he let her drive even though hes said before he hates not being in control, meaning he already trusts her🥹
user i love her already omg
user lando dating an american cheerleader is actually the most lando thing ever
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yourusername current side mission: turning a brit into a texan
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user bae just tag lando norris, we know it's him
user NOO I WAS HOPING IT WAS JUST RUMORS💔
user girl lando does not know who you are ↪user i was talking about y/n ↪user oh sorry, valid reaction tbh
user the matching pictures of her driving and him as the passenger princess on his post omg this is the most perfect soft launch i fear
user i waited for 3 and half years for her and white man did it in one week😩
user her soft launching as if max didnt already confirm it on landos post
yourusername shhh just pretend you didn't see that, cant have my soft launch ruined ↪user sorry maam, whatever you say maam
user lando is so posh but she has him driving dirt bikes and going to rodeos HAHAHHA
user the way he looked just watching a football game was hilarious, i cant even imagine a rodeo
user as a european f1 fan, can someone explain why she's so loved? (IM ASKING IN THE NICEST WAY POSSIBLE I SWEAR)
user LOL she's a cheerleader for the dallas cowboys football team which is a huge deal here! it's pretty hard to join the squad but shes a fifth year veteran (about to retire after this year) and she's known as one of the sweetest and kindest leaders on the squad!! she also met lando at a game!
user does she know she has twitter freaking out with this post?
user not that im complaining but this is the first time i see an f1 couple getting so much love HOW AND WHY??
user well y/n is quite literally america's sweetheart
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yourusername one last christmas show🥹
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user what is dcc without y/n☹️
user gonna miss her so bad
user still looked amazing
user okay but is she still with that nascar driver or whatever cause wowwwww😍
landonorris yes, she is still with the FORMULA ONE DRIVER. ↪user OMG AN OFFICIAL CONFIRMATION???
pietra.pilao be with me please?
landonorris 🤨
landonorris woah woah you didnt say you were gonna post this one??? you look too good???
yourusername what happened to not commenting on each other's post until the hard launch🙂 (but ty ily) landonorris i take that back. (ily more) ↪user theyre losers but i love them your honor
footballplayer 🔥
landonorris yeah nice try🤣
user landos fighting for his life in these comments HAHA
user he fr ruined y/n's soft launch cause he cant handle these commenters hitting on her omfg
user kinda scared to comment, i dont want lando coming for me
user please dont be in love with someone else😩please dont have somebody waiting on you😩
landonorris she is in fact in love with someone else and does in fact have somebody waiting on her (ME) ↪user lando is a loser bf CONFIRMED
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landonorris winter break means football games with my beautiful girl
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user finally the hard launch
user she literally is turning him into a texan GRAHHHH🦅🇺🇸
user *pretends to be shocked*
yourusername ILYYYYYYY
landonorris ❤️
user sad about her retiring dcc but happy we'll be getting so much WAG content
user OMG i didnt even think of this ↪user already imagining the paddock fits😩
user ig i have to accept shes officially taken :(
landonorris yeah. ↪user chill bro aint nobody taking her from you
user bro saw all the thrist comments on her last post and decided to hard launch
maxfewtrell ranch in texas when??
yourusername OMG SOON PLEASE @/LANDONORRIS?? ↪landonorris um idk about that ↪yourusername 🤨 ↪landonorris I MEANT ILL THINK ABOUT IT!! IT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA😁🫶
user shes got him on a LEASH
danielricciardo ahh feels like yesterday that you bought tickets for the game AND the flight to have a 5 second interaction with the cute dcc
user damn lando was down bad wth😭 landonorris thank you for making this public information. ↪yourusername hey at least you beat the norizz allegations! eventually...
user as an american, im allowing you to count cota as your home race for bagging this queen
user oh lando norris i underestimated your game
User he gets the y'all pass now
landonorris THANK YALLLLLL
user the americanfication of lando is not something i knew i needed, but i did. thank you miss y/n
yourusername youre welcome, he will be listening to zach bryan and dolly parton in no time🫡
notes: one thing about me is im gonna start getting lazy at the end of every smau i make. LOL. anyway i love american reader if you havent noticed already :)
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friends, besties, worsties, davids, and meow meows of the jury. i have a tale for you. while i claim to be no bard (like saph, the queen of very long dramatic tumblr stories that make your heart weep), i must spin a wee bit of yarn in the form of a story. what story? a story of the green cake.
we shall, as most stories do, start almost at the beginning.
the date? january 2nd.
the time? late.
the occasion? saph comes home the third.
the problem? i have no butter or sugar.
now, saph's birthday was recently, so like any other best bud i said i was making a cake. i believe my exact words were 'i'm making you a cake whether you like it or not."
now, gang, i must level with you. this is the fourth cake i've made in my life. i am a reasonably good baker (i can bake a Mean Loaf of Bread), but i'm not a very experienced baker. 3/4 cakes were reasonably good, and only one was just slightly off. so, my track record is mixed, but i am hopeful.
now, let me take you to the present.
i am sitting at my dining room table, typing this post. i am wearing a shirt covered in flour, the green cake is in the oven.
how did i get here?
well, we won't go to the beginning. we've already seen what was basically the beginning, with me having no butter or sugar. the real story begins the morning of january 3rd. which is today. which is when saph comes home, expecting a green cake. as most reasonably well adjusted people do when their roommates parents are visiting, i stressed cleaned the entire apartment at 4am, after realizing the mice in my walls are fucking. i did not leave them a condom. i did not have one that would fit them. i can only hope they have plan b. so naturally, i went to bed at 6am.
and i still had no sugar or butter for the green cake for saph.
and i needed to get started on this cake before 10am, or saph would be here before it was finished.
and i went to bed at 6am. so naturally i set my 9:00, 9:02, 9:04, 9:06 alarms, and hoped i'd lock in when i woke up.
friends, i hate to admit it, but i did not lock in. nay, i slept through all of my alarms and woke up at roughly 9:45. it was cold, damp, and the mice were still probably fucking. i threw my hair into a messy bun, and ran downstairs, only to find my mom was selling me to one direction.
jk. it was far worse.
because saph said she had sent me something.
what did saph send me?
a full poster of david malukas! do i know why? no! but he lives in my kitchen now, providing me with mental support. thanks david!
so, i begin to make the cake after laughing for about 10 minutes about why david is now in my apartment. it starts off surprisingly well. i have not forgotten the salt.
everything is normal.
until i remember.
the cake needs to be green.
why? idk thats what saph said she wanted so i am just going to do what i was told to do and make this damn cake green.
but its now late in the process, and if there is one thing i have learned in all my years of watching the great british baking show with my mom, it is to never over beat your cake.
and my cake, right now, was perfect. trust me. i ate plenty of dough to know it was wonderful.
so now i am trying to figure out how to make the most perfect shade of nico rosberg green, feeling a bit like an alchemist. david malukas is staring me down. my time grows shorter and shorter with each beat.
and then, gang, i had to give up on this being nico rosberg green. i did not want to kill my cake. my green cake. my now mint-green cake that i am baking for saph. so naturally i'm like, okay, time to pour this.
easy, right?
WRONG.
so one thing to know about me is i suck at cutting things.
it's unfortunately a key ingredient in cake making that you have a stupid little circle on the bottom of your cake tins. i cut it the best i could. which was bad. so i'm already fighting demons trying to get the stupid parchment paper from sliding every which way, and then, my friends, i realized something horrible.
the batter had not mixed at the bottom. so now i was fighting even more demons and trying not to get loose flour in my cake.
i think i succeeded. only time will tell. david is watching. the cake is almost done.
i am setting the green cake free.
look upon him now, and weep. the green cake prevails! even though he doesn't look very green yet.
and now, for the hardest part. frosting.
let's see how that goes.
david still watches.
#from katya#not a tag#im not a tumblr writer by any means but i hope you all enjoy#the green cake saga#david malukas#plays a role in this#somehow
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summary; just lewis being an absolute simp for his wife on the main
fc; stenss on ig
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