#thatd be nuts

[miiilowo]

whatif he was covered in blood and in the void also

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

SOLLUX: what diid you guy2 get made fun of iin 2chool for

ERIDAN: i wwent into public school on land for 6th grade and i pierced someones scrotum with a fencin foil that wwas missin the little rubber safety tip on the end by accident in gym and it wwas middle school so i wwas promptly nicknamed "the nut slayer" and i cried until my lusus let me movve back to the ocean and livve wwith my ancestor

TEREZI: NUTSLAY3R 1S 4 POW3RFUL T1TL3

KARKAT: CAN YOU IMAGINE A SEADWELLER HIGHBLOOD COMING TO YOUR SCHOOL FOR ONE SWEEP, STABBING YOU IN THE BALL SAC, THEN FUCKING BACK OFF TO THE OCEAN IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS.

KARKAT: CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING THE DUDE WITH THE STITCH IN THEIR SCROTE BECAUSE OF SOME MYSTERIOUS FOREIGN SPHEREPUNCTURER.

[risingscorchingsuns]

leon. leon i need more baby hikaru STAT /lh (i also need to make a demon slayer oc so i can have someone to scoop this lil bean up & claim himin my stead /lh) - idia

AS YOU WISH!!!! BABY KARU BE UPON YE!!!!!!!!

(and bonus kani!!! 💜🪲)

hes sofuckging little……. this was gonna be a drawing of him and kyo but I couldn’t get Kyo’s arms to look right and opted for Kani instead lmao

babyfied hikaru is absolutely FASCINATED by Kani, and loves to watch the way the light plays on her wings and how her legs move <3 he doesn’t touch her, just loves watching her!!! she, in turn, is very affectionate to him and likes to sit on his head :3 she’s very protective of him, and will click at anyone who moves too fast around him lol

[creaturefeaster]

Lystrike is desert-oriented, yeah? How is Leon not sweating his ass off wearing that yippee-kay-yay outfit

lmfaooooo

He actually mostly wears his denim jacket at night when it's brisk out, or when he's out of town during mission and is in cooler climates. For the most part he keeps cool in a breezy button up and stupid poofed out pants. His hands are probably clammy as hell though because he never takes those stupid ass gloves off.

The Lystrikers are total night owls though, and the whole reason he's sporting his fit it in the first place is because they were just getting back to town after a big night event right before the Fault hit. All of their starting outfits were ones they dressed for a night out in.

So I think the better question to be asking here is, why did he choose to wear that to a rave?

[ouroborosreilig]

i miss my wife./... my bbg............ thirdlife.......

[creativebrainrot]

dude imagine being able to feel positive emotions. like. consistently.

[who-is-page]

One of these days I gotta come up with more polycule tags because rn I only have one for Chi and one for the nesting partner, but honestly I should probably have an overarching one and some other people-specific tags. [Minecraft villager thinking noise]

[nintendont2502]

Studying operant conditioning rn

[pilmyeol]

people who think residential treatment helps you form healthy habits are insane i spent two years in residential and the only habit that stuck is lying to my therapist

[milf-bait]

Someone: ...so you have to understand that the dichotomy of the subjects you're trying to bring up are —

Me, who heard dykeotomy and got so horny I can't stand upright: cccanan I habb surhgeryy cutt necxt

[patricia-taxxon]

i have to watch hazbin hotel, like imagine if it was secretly good. thatd be nuts

[akascow]

ugh allergies are so dumb why does my body decide to turn against me if i eat a peanut

[journal-three]

I did it and I'm spending like 400 bucks.

If I impulsively go see Dan and Phil in Philly on Nov 8th who's gonna meet up with me?

[homokommari]

what if superman and batman fucked? thatd be nuts.

full art here nsfw

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

So I'm a software student and I've been really wanting to make an arg style website. I was wondering if I'd be able to make one set in your Ping Verse? I've been rereading it almost obsessively it's so good.

thatd be sick as hell actually, go nuts! just as long as i can see when youre done :>

[astralnymphh]

the ellie affair fic is going to make me bust several nuts bae … like omg i swear i’m not a homewrecker n hate cheaters irl but something about having ellie so desperate for you that she’s willing to cheat on her wife … the other woman trope is just so filthy n kinda evil i love it sm . can’t wait to read it 💗 also … what if she hasn’t come in months and suddenly she has sex with dina and gets incredibly wet just bc she thought of fucking you instead <3 and dina’s all “woah you haven’t shown me this much passion in a while el” and ellie gets all guilty looking and tries finding an excuse that doesn’t have to do with your little pussy an cute nips poking out of ur shirt in her mind hm

OMGG THATS SO.. NGHH!! also bye imagine if in a later chapter ellie has sex with dina and groans out the readers name 😭😭 AND THATS HOW THEY GET CAUGHT STOP THATD BE SO Baeedd...

also might release a teaser for this fic one day cause it's getting sm support already HAUAHAHAU