#that's the gamble

[sofiadragon]

90 quart jars of tomatoes hot packed and sealed. 🍅 Peaches preserved or baked into pie. 🍑

My body is broken, but I have preserved food for the winter.

It's a family event with three generations washing, peeling, quartering, boiling, sterilizing, jarring and washing up in a two-day marathon.

[aquitainequeen]

BEST THING IN THE EXHIBIT

[samreich]

hit me 🃏

[crowleys-bentley-and-plants]

New concept idea: blackout poetry of the bible but make it as gay as possible (and good omens themed of course)

[arctic-hands]

Tom's of Maine toothpaste was manufactured with water containing bacteria, while a "black mold-like substance" was found in a factory where the product was made, according to a warning letter from the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.

Goddamn not even toothpaste is safe  

[akanemnon]

That's two jailbreaks in one day!

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

[dawnatlas]

(raven neil au) im having so many thoughts about them all the time

[niftukkun]

you've got mail!

[fizzydrinkuno]

tsum tsum

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason has the vibes of the older brother who will do everything for his brother "but only for a price"

I mean: Jason will help Tim and Steph in their homework because they give him $10 or Jason once saw Dami and Jon breaking into a lab that was illegally using animals as guinea pigs, the two boys bought Jason's silence with half a KitKat and Jason even helped them because the candy is edible

Jason likes to help his siblings, he just does that to mess with them

Even better: it's casino-style. If they want something from him, they gotta place their bets and hope they win.

Jason: Since you're filing taxes, can you do mine?

Bruce: Sure.

Bruce: *squints*

Bruce: Why do you have a casino under your name in Atlantic City?

[earlier]

Jason: Hey, Roy, just stopping by to check in on everyone. How's the new Poker table coming?

Roy: See for yourself.

Barbara: *deals the cards*

Steph: I'll raise you two. I need that midterm project done more than you need that stupid mission report.

Tim: You're forgetting who has more disposable income.

Tim: *slaps a stack of bills on the table*

Tim: I can do this all night. I even brought leftovers from the buffet.

Jason: *goes to the Roulette wheel*

Damian, explaining to Jon: If we place our bets on black, we can maximize our chances of borrowing the laser lockpick to free the crocodiles.

Jason: *goes to the machines*

Cass: Third time's the charm. Give me his case file.

Cass: *pulls the lever*

Duke: I'll take a stab at the Wheel of Fortune. It'd be nice to have Jason clean my room. Or buy me snacks. Or whatever it lands on.

Jason: Well, everything's looking good around here.

Dick, walking in: Hey, I heard about this place. What's this about placing bets to get favors?

Jason: What are you, a cop?

Dick: Actually, I was wondering if I could try. My bike's in the shop and I really need to borrow yours.

Jason: My bike? Alright. Follow me.

Jason: *takes him out back*

Jason: *pulls out his gun*

Jason: Get on the ground and give me all your money.

Dick: Jason, what the hell?!?

Jason: The house always wins.

[sciderman]

well - webtoons is over, gang

[finalatomicbuster]

Mike Spanner for Mandhandlers (1977) Photography by John Gamble

[theartsyemporium]

I totally have the safe love of enjoying this show and especially this AU. Totally do... *cough* Any who had to get the brainrot out, so bam! Character © Vivziepop/ Vivienne Medrano Overlord Husker AU © @celestialalpacaron

[crowleys-bentley-and-plants]

how it feels everytime someone boops me

im booping you all

[terrorpyjamas]

that hc about hobie knowing everything about miles before he even met him