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Shiv being the only one to say to Connor that maybe he shouldn't marry Willa while Roman and Kendall tell him he's never doing better and should keep her secured like a trophy 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃 I'm unwell.
#Stay in a loveless marriage with a woman who fled from the practice marriage nearly in tears and drunk to cope#that's the best you're gonna do#it's the way it just confirms how little value Connor holds for himself already#as if there's no chance he could ever find someone that actually loved him#and that love for a MARRIAGE doesn't matter over someone who has objectively attractive qualities of their character#and Shiv being the only woman in the room to provide perspective that QUICKLY gets hushed over and pushed aside#she's the only one that could get it#but Connor doesnt listen to her because that pill is too bitter to swallow#that he maybe should let Willa go instead of entering into a loveless contract with her#oh Shiv#oh Connor#Connor Roy#Shiv Roy
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Made a little something for my good friend @cyb0rgula because they're freaking awesome and I adore them!!! <3
#one could even say they're... out of this world 🥁#but for real I don't have the words right now to say how much I appreciate everything that you do - you're the best Cy!!!#my art#halo#halo's ot3#master chief#the arbiter#cortana#...didn't realize how fitting it is to be posting it this month of all months XD#don't mind me btw gonna go toot my own horn at that armour UwU#jojo-rolo
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the webcomic can have one (1) funny "earnest moment interrupted by comedy" joke. as a treat. but also because it is so in character for them ajkshdjkas
yes they will say the most earnest shit to each other and then immediately try to cringe out of their own bodies. they are best friends but they would rather jump out of a window before admitting it. they are incredibly devoted and grateful to one another but you could not water board that out of either of them.
the only thing that can get either of them to admit how much they care for each other is if the other is in life threatening danger and not a second before aakjshdks
#i talk a lot <3#tged#the greatest estate developer#lloyd frontera#javier asrahan#llojavi#i'm sorry i do think this is incredibly funny i'm still laughing ajksdhsjkfsd#they're assholes! they're best friends! they will risk life and limb for one another but you won't get them to say one nice thing#about the other unless it's a matter of life and death! and even then they might risk it if they're the ones in danger and not the other lo#like!! this is in character! this is a joke made by the characters and not at them!! this is them acknowledging how much they care#for the other and then cringing when they realize they let themselves be earnest out loud.#not the narrative itself cringing and not allowing the characters to be earnest at all. not the author pointing and laughing at the story#you're supposed to care about.#i'm getting serious again so i'm gonna stop!! just!! i do love them <3333#ep 122
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(parting of the ways; doctor who, end of days; torchwood, i get so jealous of euthanized dogs; june gehringer, all my little words; the magnetic fields, fragments; torchwood, how to be a dog; andrew kane, absent friends; big finish script, let dead dogs lie; silas denver melvin, i know the end; phoebe bridgers, day one; torchwood)
JACK HARKNESS + THE DOCTOR
#doctor who#torchwood#jack harkness#ninth doctor#tenth doctor#doctorjack#ninejack#tenjack#was gonna add i'm your man by mitski on here but i ran out of space :/#nuwho#web weaving#does the pink opaque ever feel more real than real life#you're an angel i'm a dog#do you always know best jack? is that what you believe?#vic weaves webs
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“Let's say you've got horsepower and bandwidth to burn, and just want to see these AI models burn. Nepenthes has what you need … In short, let them suck down as much bullshit as they have diskspace for and choke on it.” // “It's also sort of an art work, just me unleashing shear unadulterated rage at how things are going. I was just sick and tired of how the internet is evolving into a money extraction panopticon, how the world as a whole is slipping into fascism and oligarchs are calling all the shots - and it's gotten bad enough we can't boycott or vote our way out, we have to start causing real pain to those above for any change to occur.”
love that
#you're gonna need to subscribe in order to read the article but i promise you it's the best website to give your email address to#404media has been doing *actual* journalism since they started#tech#ai#r/#readings#tech news#anti ai#404 media#also the concept of code as artwork is just brilliant. i'm not a part of this world so i guess it has history but it's new for me.
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How would your boys be with an MC that likes to play fight? Would they let her win? Would they refuse all together?
Sans: He does enjoy play fighting - but only the relaxed kind, and exclusively with people he really really likes. It's a lot of physical contact for him. You have no idea how much of a privilege it is that he engages with you like that, tussling and teasing when he normally can't even stand to sit too close to somebody. When the play fighting comes out, it's a very reliable sign you're one of his 'forever people'.
Oh, he'll let you win alright; oh noooo, he's pinned under a hot human, oh nooooooo truly he is defeated. He's totally dead, only a kiss can bring him back. It's the only way. Right on the mouth, please.
Red: Play fighting might as well be one of his love languages. He likes it rough, after all. A bonus of having to do a lot of actual fighting while underground is he's very good at controlling his strength, he's aware of his body, he knows exactly when to apply pressure and when to ease off. Red is probably the safest and most fun skeleton to play fight with; he has an extremely gentle nature underneath all that swagger and he loves letting it out.
He enjoys casual displays of his strength. He'll let you think you're winning, then flip you onto your back, or pick you up and toss you over his shoulder, easily disarming you. Though like Sans, he's also not adverse to "losing" and having his very hot human love interest all over him. He'll happily ruin the moment with sexual remarks too.
Skull: He loves play fighting.
... Well... he likes when you TRY to play fight. He appreciates the effort, he likes any consensual contact and anything that shows you're not scared of him. He won't be doing all that much fighting, he's far too big, as soon as he even gently play fights he immediately wins. But he'll act the part, faux collapsing when you've defeated him, even if it's as convincing as a bear pretending to be defeated by a small cat.
You'll win every time. You've gotta understand, though, that play fighting with Skull is playing with fire. He'll get swept up in how cute you look when you have that victorious glimmer in your eyes, and his cute aggression will rapidly rise. You'll end up crushed by cuddles sooner or later.
#llamagines#you [straddling red]: What're you gonna do now huh??? I've bested you in combat!!#red: i'll beg if you want me to#you:#red:#you: Ok. I'm going to bed-#red: YOU'RE NO FUN
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*Gerrard existing*
Buck: I'm gonna fucking kill this guy.
Eddie: DON'T. He's not even worth it.
*Gerrard gerrards in his general direction*
Eddie:
#911#911 abc#911 on abc#911 show#911 speculation#911 season 8#911 s8#911 s8 speculation#evan buckley#eddie diaz#vincent gerrard#anti gerrard#911 buck#911 eddie#buddie#buck x eddie#911 buddie#incorrect quotes#911 incorrect quotes#buddie incorrect quotes#at this point I wouldn't be surprised if this ended up happening#you know that eddie's gonna do any and everything to keep buck from losing his job over the bigoted asswipe#but best believe he's gonna turn right around and knock out the asswipe his damn self#but seriously#antagonizing the gay repressed firefighter who just lost his son because he couldn't figure himself out yet?#you're asking to get your ass beat#BOBBY COME HOME
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real quick. to the the anon in my inbox a few weeks back asking about how free use medic came to be the agreed-upon method of stress relief for the whole of 141: i love you, you're perfect, i'm not ignoring you; i am drafting in direct response. several things.
at the anon who sent me the ask minutes ago about a particular au with Soap: good god. good god. i have 8 solid hours of meetings tomorrow and that's all i'm gonna be thinking about. thank you for the brain rot. rip.
#and the other asks in my inbox--ik nobody is pressuring me to hurry because everyone is cool and chill and the best#but some of these i've been coveting for WEEKS because i can't get to them yet and i just want to work on them and talk about them dkfd#a kind of torment tbh. gotta just work on one series at a time. gonna keep chipping away at soulmate soap. my beloved#special shout out to the many many mer au enjoyers-- the ask about remora reader's oral fixation hello#and about mer ghost angst. and about remora reader getting chomped and/or nabbed. and the one about ghost's two dicks.#and about more gaz and price you're right and you should say it!!! wish i could do this for 40 hours a week instead of my job tbh#i have so many good asks right now but they gotta COOK i swear i will get there. on god.#mine#cod#cod x reader#call of duty#call of duty x reader#cod mw2#tf 141 x reader#cod smut#poly!141#x reader#fem reader#poly 141#healslut
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Small indie artists in need of support for moving out by September!
💜 These lovely folks [@QuinsCurse (they/them) & @sswitchblade03 (xe/xem and he/him)] are part of a small queer-owned Youtube community I'm in. 💖
💖 If you could lend a helping hand by reblogging & queueing this post up until the start of September, I'd greatly appreciate it & I'm sure these fine folks would too! 💜
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"Hi everyone! Requests are officially closed as I am opening emergency commissions! Please consider supporting me as we are getting kicked out and have managed to find a place that’s affordable but need to save up 5k by the end of the month! Anything helps! I also have a dontations page if you are willing to help do that! All the money received from commissions will be going to the deposit! https://ko-fi.com/quinscurse/commissions https://ko-fi.com/quinscurse/goal?g=32"
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"https://ko-fi.com/sswitchblade03/commissions https://ko-fi.com/sswitchblade03/goal?g=0 EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS!! My roommate @QuinsCurseand I are needing about $5000CAD for a down payment on a new place as we need to be out of our current place by September! Every bit counts! My goal is to be set to $3000CAD. I will draw anything (coloured and rendered) for $5 CAD each! If you are willing to give more it will be appreciated. Examples of my work below!"





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#I tried to replicate the youtube posts to the best of my ability#text is in alt descriptions as well as the post itself because idk how to navigate tumblr in this way for these uses#couldn't get the images from yt itself without it messing up the formatting so hope this is good enough <3#I just went to one of the pages itself to find the closest possible images I could that looked like the ones on the original post#highlighted the links on the 2nd part though to make it easier to find the links in the post#the pronouns listed are accurate as of time of posting for those who see this post in the future; just so you're aware; go check if you wan#I have on idea what mutual aid tags are okay in our increasingly worsening internet of 2024 so I'm just gonna not tag it & queue a bunch#I just said I would post it; idk currency conversion or anything of that sort; this is my first time doing something like this so apologies#if it's not up to par with expectations#mine#op#indie artist#yknow what for the sake of not having people block my post tags; ill add a unique tag for this sort of thing#roses campaigns#FILTER THIS PREVIOUS TAG IF YOU FEEL IT NECESSARY; ill try to remember to use it when stuff like this comes up
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yall are about to piss me off by not having any PASSING basic knowledge of the way the u.s. military manipulates its recruits into joining by typing up one of your uninformed, unresearched, unempathetic, individualistic, unbelievably annoying posts about how 100% of the people in the military ended up there because they just Love America So Damn Much! they're extremely mature and informed at time of recruitment, they can totally leave anytime they want, they totally had tons of other avenues in life they could've taken, there was no rush at all to get income as fast as possible, and everyone in the military also totally is part of the combat divisions and personally enjoys being IN the military very much, big believers of violence. everyone in the military is shooting guns all day, that's how that works. they LOVE BLOODSHED. also I love the "amewicans haha" twang to this type of shit because you're actually TOTALLY stealing our Thing, which is turning systemic issues into Individual Issues. Instead of talking about the powers that be, it's so Personal Choice up in here. It's, "well you shouldn't have done it then. I totally wouldn't because I know better." you don't wanna talk about the military industrial complex as a whole, and you don't want to talk about recruiters, you just want to pin the blame on Specific Individual People one-by-one, as if they're responsible for the system that they're being ground up in. someone was in the military? bad person, no matter what. it's easier to believe that, I guess, than to acknowledge that Normal People (with high school educations) are manipulated and incentivized into joining a system that is Bad. at like age 18. but yeah no that 18 year old should have just been smarter lol haha anyway here are some screenshots for no particular reason
side note this reply of someone going "umm just get loans and go into a high paying field it's easy XD" as a direct response to someone trying to explain how most americans joining the military are being funneled in that direction out of a need for money.
and another person who Decided that americans join the military just CLENCHING their teeth thinking of other people, and not thinking completely selfishly about their own selves and their own income/housing/healthcare.
#I had a longer post w more bullshit in it but ukw nobody's even gonna read THIS one. so.#dumb ass cunts seriously LMAO just the individualism of it all....#we're all just selectively forgetting that most people join the military straight out of high school / after failing to kickstart#their lives so they don't know shit yet and they are categorically not educated and don't have money#you NEED money and have been groomed by recruiters ALREADY into believing this is#The Best and Only to make a survivable amount of money without a college education-- bc they can't afford college btw#and they don't want to take on student debt either bc everyone already knows what a big fuckeroo that is#recruiters WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET YOU TO JOIN. they will KEEP CALLING YOU. they'll answer your questions#to make it sound like this is going to be a GREAT life decision. you can get all KINDS of jobs (true)#they love to say the thing about how only about 15% of the military will actually see combat in any way#they love to list all the jobs where you will literally just be working at an office or a pharmacy or in tech etc etc etc#the recruiters are offering housing healthcare steady pay and BONUSES if you sign on for longer.#so you let your guard down because you were so scared of the actual fighting. BECAUSE YOU'RE 18 IN THIS SCENARIO BTW.#you cunts will not meet anyone who hates the military as much as people who are NOW DONE working in the military#you don't know enough when they get you and then either you stay placated by the benefits or you scramble away as fast as possible#the number one military haters are people who know what goes on bc they already did it#source: I LIVE NEXT TO A MILITARY BASE LMAO PEOPLE HATE IT HERE!! they are NORMAL PEOPLE#I need you to get it into your head that the people committing atrocities in war were NORMAL when they joined#and that for every person in the military who's actively shedding blood there's 20 who do PAPERWORK#and they both are being put in the same category by you!! and they are BOTH being controlled by the same system!!#sergle.txt#I hate yall I really do.
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talking to normal people about mha is always so enlightening because someone told me they didn't like season six and i was like???? THE BIBLE??????? YOU DONT LIKE THE BIBLE??? BAKUGOU KATSUKI RISING?? THE APOLOGY??? THE CHASING AFTER HIM TO FIGHT SHIGARAKI, THE REVEAL KATSUKI HAS BEEN WORRIED ABOUT IZUKU, IZUKU'S FERAL RAGE WHEN KATSUKI IS STABBED, KATSUKI BEING THE ONE TO FIND IZUKU AND THEN THE ONE TO BRING HIM HOME??? YOU DONT ENJOY THE SACRED TEXTS?? and then i'm like oh right not everyone is a fujoshi high on that sweet, sweet bkdk yaoi
#bkdk#bakudeku#it took all of my willpower not to be like my brother in christ i'm a fujo i'm gonna like anything that bkdk appears in#i'm not here for the powerscaling or the pacing or if they should be third years#i tried to say it like “oh lol i know everything that's gonna happen hhaha i am one of the crazies who stays up for leaks”#but i wanted to be like listen man i'm really only here for the homoeroticism idc about whatever it is youre talking about#not that i dont love mha as a whole i think it's got such a fun sandbox world and cast#it just feels like someone being like omg tell me if that new restaurant is good#and i'm like what the fuck i'm in the kitchen doing cocaine with the cooks#i was a waitress i'm allowed to say this#like we are not consuming the same thing#i'm in the goddamn trenches my emotional state depends on how homoerotic mha is gonna be#i'm in the deep underbelly of bkdk hands and soulmates and yearning i dont even know what you're talking about#i like mha an annoying amount#i wanted to be like remember when i came into work skipping and singing that was because we got bkdk sunset/ptsd scene#i'm a little freak goblin dont ask me if it's good i dont care that it's good I CARE THAT ITS MINE but also fuck you its good#it's the best fuck off if you dont like it you arent worthy of it#hori this is why you should give in and make bkdk canon the fujos are the ones who really love you
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Quit doomscrolling besties
I am not asking

#you're only stressing yourself out#we still aren't gonna know for a few days at best#and if you get a call for the next few days pick up in case they're calling about your ballot#otherwise. don't look at the numbers. disengage and refuse to engage until its over#and when its over. it ain't over yeah?#plus mail in votes still haven't been counted so it's gonna be up in the air for a bit#go do something else
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Jonathan & Nancy when u try to imply their partner isn't a perfect little angel
#they both said hold up don't get it twisted#like rip argyle & fred it's lecture time about how Nancy or Jonathan is the best person ever#like theyre SO silly#“they need to break up” REALLY THEM#you're gonna do that to them#jancy#jonathan byers#nancy wheeler#stranger things
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One of these men is far more honest than necessary
and one of these men is the worst liar you'll ever know
and they're constantly at odds with each other on this certain running theme
#ls dunes#anthony green#frank iero#do i actually think they're fucking? no anthony has already told us about his Dick Don't Work problems because of the SSRIs#(god i don't miss SSRIs. SNRI superiority)#but i love how frank is CONSTANTLY like ''i don't fuck men'' while completely unprompted.#''oh it's about him fucking his best friend'' i remember that shit iero. you need to learn to NOT TALK oh my god you're making things SO#much worse for yourself. (unprompted) ''i didn't stick my dick in my car exhaust pipe'' even if true NO ONE IS GONNA BELIEVE YOU NOW#meanwhile anthony.
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okay, so, i just realized i never said this, but if i ever reblog something from you and you want me to take it down, please do just shoot me an ask explaining which post it is and like. try to make it clear that's what you're getting at (ie, if you just send me "fuck you never reblog my stuff i hope you die" i am not going to understand that inherently as a request and more of as a dick move)
because, genuinely, i don't wanna be reblogging something that you're uncomfortable with and if i ever fail to read the room, it's probably a mistake and i would love for you to tell me that i made one.
#original posts#not counting#i try very hard not to reblog anything personal but i might mess up because i am a human person#and i often am queueing stuff at like. 6:30 am approximately? and that's probably not the best time for me always#when i say i need clarification it's just because like. if you're sending me an ask like the example i gave i'm gonna see it as a hate ask#and not as a request per se. and also i do need to know which post because. obviously i do need to know that.#sorry if this is out of nowhere i was just like. worried i might have done something wrong lol#i am first and foremost a worrier so. obviously i'm going to worry about random stuff#OR if you need me to tag something. is that on my pinned post? i will add it to the pinned post#i'm actually add all this to my pinned post. so. yeah. just wanna make sure we're on the same page here#and that i don't offend anyone or. stuff. y'know.
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