100% NOT A JUDGEMENT OF PUNCTUATION/GRAMMAR!! JUST COUNTING THEM!! • only judging on simple punctuation (period, question mark, exclamation point, comma, colon, semicolon, en dash, em dash, hyphen, bullet, left bracket, right bracket, left brace, right brace, left parenthesis, right parenthesis, apostrophe, quotation mark, ellipsis, slash, lesser than/greater than symbol) since it's easier :∆ also there's a bonus round also you get extra for some other things. so not really only judging on simple punctuation only now but hey, that's how it goes. also i cannot post about this as it's happening, but stand with palestine! 🇵🇸 if i don't answer your ask i'm probably trying to think of a good way to answer so... sorryyy. if something gets spaced weird, that's tumblr's formatting not me
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inject the hummus directly into my veins i want my plasma to taste good on some naan/pita 🫓 WAIT THERES A NAAN EMOJI? 🫓? A DELISH LITTLE WHEEL FOR YOU AND ME? 🫓??? WANT A BITE?? TAKE A NIBBLE OF THIS DELIGHTFUL BREAD? 🫓???
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1/22
how do you become so well read?
by reading
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2/22
ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun
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8/22
Call me a chicken the way I'm tender
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1/22
Salt water kelpie?
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2/22
misclicking a poll result feels horrible. you little bitch baby with clumsy fingers. you just lied on a menial poll online. shame! everyone point and laugh!
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1/22
I need all of the gimic blogs to rb this is I can follow you!!!!
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I'm just a little punctuation countin' guy :]
Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh
#not counting#I normally count I just forgot my formatting for updating things like this... 😅#Maybe I'll come back and change that in the morning since I'm sleepy...
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2/22
Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh
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3/22
bonus:
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did you make sure to make lots of mistakes today ? from which to learn and grow ^_^ ?
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4/22
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1/21
*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?
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1/22
SORRY BUT YOUR PASSWORD MUST CONTAIN ONE NUMBER, ONE CAPITAL LETTER, THE COW AS WHITE AS MILK, THE CAPE AS RED AS BLOOD, THE HAIR AS YELLOW AS CORN, AND THE SLIPPER AS PURE AS GOLD
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2/22
They're selling dollars for 100 cents down at the. bank
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2/22
HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.
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1/21
tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!
me: **growls really hard**
jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…
me: i know jeff, i know
slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**
me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT
slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**
me: **sighs**
police: **en route**
jeff: **the killer**
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